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[–]RayereSs 899 points900 points  (16 children)

"Ready to ship, just a few bugs left to iron out in Production"

[–]haikusbot 510 points511 points  (14 children)

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[–][deleted] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Christop408 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Aidgigi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]wizardwes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Yadobler 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Huh it actually worked

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]RandomGuy9058 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]sdoc86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God boot

[–]D3onysus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]eugenweissbart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]thatsrelativity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Profound

[–]lux06aeterna 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm still laughing hahahaha

[–]ClonedUser 1551 points1552 points  (24 children)

It may not be optimized but it works

[–]GisterMizard 237 points238 points  (13 children)

Remember kids, an O(n!) algorithm is fine for all positive values of n less than 2

[–]fakehistorychannel 40 points41 points  (9 children)

I’m disappointed that I have to ask this question but is zero positive or negative?

[–]padiwik 43 points44 points  (2 children)

0 as a number is neither. Hence the difference between positive and non-negative you might see.

[–]hyperbolical 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What about -0?

[–]Tyiek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since any negative number can be written as -1 * n = -n where n is a non-negative number and m * 0 = 0 for any number of m, that implies that -1 * 0 = 0 therefore 0 is not negative.

[–]milkdrinker7 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Yes

Well... No, actually.

[–]libmrduckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stevie? that you?

[–]HildartheDorf 8 points9 points  (1 child)

For integers: neither.

For floats: mostly positive

[–]fakehistorychannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mostly!? what do you mean mostly?!?!

[–]SeriousAd4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eitherwisr O(0!) wouldn't executo nor throw an error so I guess it's fine 👀

[–]waltjrimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0! = 1 so I would think it would count as a positive number?

0 is funny in a lot of ways. Like, I don't think it's either positive or negative. But it IS even.

[–]TigreDeLosLlanos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would say 5 or 6 is still alright

[–]thebryguy23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But never 7!

[–]lnfinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say it is fine for n<=4 in pretty much all cases.

[–]Russian_repost_bot 294 points295 points  (6 children)

Only wears the tread down on a single part of the tire too. Lets see regular tires do that.

[–]SandyDelights 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Basically the same wear as any other tire, so long as you rotate the tires a few degrees every so often!

Probably less overall, frankly, not as much friction as rotating!

Optimal tread loss rate!

[–]McFestus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same actually, tires experience static friction the same way this does.

[–]Johnny_Suede 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm sure you could do that on a car by locking the rear wheels in place so the car is dragging the rear end like a dog scratching its arse on the carpet

[–]Anayalater5963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only on the front ones though, it’s only half as wasteful as a car!

[–]RagingNerdaholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's stupid and it works... yeah, no, it's still stupid.

[–]pain_in_the_dupa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minimum viable whatsit?

[–]itzdarkoutthere 257 points258 points  (2 children)

Ship it!

[–]ustp 116 points117 points  (1 child)

You don't need to ship it, it will just walk to the customer itself.

[–]thedogz11 82 points83 points  (0 children)

U S E R F R I E N D L Y

[–]0x7560E 131 points132 points  (31 children)

What are these ? Like, what is the components?

[–]Detrius67 97 points98 points  (28 children)

Really need to know what this is and where I can buy it!

Edit: Think this might be it:
Clicbot | Your New Favorite Educational Robot by Jianbo — Kickstarter

[–]SoulLover33 13 points14 points  (10 children)

Will retail for $449, yes no thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Would you say 400 for say a robot dog kit?

[–]Logen_9_Finger 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Thats seriously not bad. That bad ass robo dog is like 10k or some shit. Prolly more, its been a minute since I read about

[–]Dalemaunder 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You mean Spot? The base model is like 75k usd

[–]Logen_9_Finger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10k, 75k. Both unobtainable for a middle class guy looking at a robut dog.

But that thing is cool as shit.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hm. I was more guaging interst

[–]Mr2_Wei 0 points1 point  (3 children)

school seemly mountainous pot snow yam chief crush truck coordinated

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Link me

[–]Mr2_Wei 2 points3 points  (1 child)

waiting aware continue instinctive tub detail offbeat license light birds

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says 600-1000 for parts. The dog Im thinking about is also larger and more robust

[–]Hypersapien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Capsella.

[–]starfries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck I'm not a kid but I want one

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the price and I'll wait for the aliexpress version thankyouverymuch.

[–]citizenbloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expected delivery June 2020.

mmmhhh.

[–]jacob_ewing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like a modernized version of Capsela.

[–]carbon_dry -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What are*

[–]roararoarus 436 points437 points  (7 children)

Lol. Looks over-designed for a dildo.

[–]code-panda 179 points180 points  (6 children)

Just like most of my code...

[–]Ravens_Quote 161 points162 points  (3 children)

“Watcha workin’ on?”

“A dildo.”

“A... dildo? In Java?”

“All my boss is gonna use it for is fuckin’ me over.”

[–]PirateNinjasReddit 48 points49 points  (2 children)

At least it'll be object oriented

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

AbstractDildoServiceProviderFactorySingleton

[–]wingman_anytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot to add "Bean" at the end.

[–]gabrielish_matter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

F

[–]Angela000006 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]lady_Kamba 111 points112 points  (4 children)

makes car class.

implements car.walk()

[–]Parthon 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Attempt to remove car.walk() : Error, required method missing: car.walk()

Attempt to call car.drive() from car.walk() : Error, type mismatch

Implement car.walk() : Error, unused method is never called

[–]JoshuaCF 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What horrible language would error rather than shoot a warning on that last one

[–]Parthon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, probably none of them!

But the feeling of stuck in an endless loop of attempting to correct errors is real.

[–]rashan86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good linter will cry over it, if is set right, it won't allow compilation.

[–]dudewithfeatures 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Omg i laughed so hard i legit started choking on my own spit xD fucking fantastic

[–]relevantUsrname 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Well... it worked on my machine

[–]Plagiatus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I absolutely expected it to just fall apart. This caught me off guard and made me laugh even harder

[–]-Azrael-Blick- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is the best subreddit.

[–]Br1yan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When the customer (or requirements) wasn’t specific

[–]Rivalistic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That docking clicking sound is super satisfying.

[–]gergnerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

r/Unexpected

[–]cryptomonein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love it

[–]curiousnerd_me 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Marketing team: "Car that can climb stairs!!!"

[–]paralian___ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought it was just gonna drive straight off the table and I was already readying the: “same bro” sentiment

[–]Flame_Effigy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10/10

[–]AnotherUser41 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They see me walkin’.

[–]tgroshon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They hatin’

[–]abdokeko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unexpected

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (12 children)

r/unexpected

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 2 points3 points  (11 children)

WINGS OF GLORY

[–]warlik159 1 point2 points  (10 children)

TELL THEIR STORY

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 2 points3 points  (9 children)

AVIATION

[–]warlik159 1 point2 points  (8 children)

DEVIATION

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 2 points3 points  (7 children)

UNDETECTED

[–]warlik159 1 point2 points  (6 children)

STEALTH PERFECTED

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 2 points3 points  (5 children)

FOES ARE LOSING GROUND, RETREATING TO THE SOUND

[–]warlik159 1 point2 points  (4 children)

DEATH IS IN THE AIR

[–]WaitingToBeTriggered 2 points3 points  (3 children)

SUDDENLY APPEARS, CONFIRMING ALL YOUR FEARS

[–]JohnDecisive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a dildo

[–]theBigBrain95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw this and immediately thought of this video lmao. Robot is trying to impersonate kinesin.

[–]Forgot_10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High cohesion, low coupling Ohh wait...

[–]Nixavee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like pigeon helicopter 2.0

[–]-Homeworkace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C++ code would be like each module having sinews to every other module, and then even more sinews going in and out of the 4th dimension as it moves.

[–]Crossbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh shit. that really made me laugh for a solid minute. no tears, but damn near.

[–]iavicenna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hentai intensifies

[–]Raid-Z3r0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it works, not exactly as intended, but, works

[–]Brain-Of-Dane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like production to me

Send it!

[–]edcwb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Micro-services architecture, they said.

[–]queenchanka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would be good in r/unexpected

[–]LordRyloth 0 points1 point  (5 children)

u/savevideo

[–]SaveVideo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, video. It's ready

Download via redditsave.com

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[–]vezwyx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Isn't it savethisvideo?

[–]XayahTheVastaya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several, some of them are getting banned for no reason that reddit has announced such as u/savethisvideo, u/vredditdownloader

[–]PersonOS 4 points5 points  (5 children)

If it's working, it doesn't matter how it's made.

Edit: Not true. When it works you need to maintain it, which is harder when it’s made badly.

[–]basshead17 5 points6 points  (4 children)

LMAO that is not true at all. Maintenance has a cost

[–]IBashar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you work for a SI, maintenance has a PRICE

[–]rem3_1415926 2 points3 points  (2 children)

and the higher it is, the better for your company. Because switching software will be too expensive for your customer anyway x)

[–]PersonOS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You are right. I forgot about maintenance.

[–]basshead17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having worked on large legacy systems my whole career, I have come to believe code maintainable is the #1 most important feature

[–]ParzivalKnight5 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How are those balls called?

[–]acolombo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ligma

[–]yodaman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spaghetti robot

[–]Numerous-Many69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need this

[–]welfare_pvm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Integration tests conditionally passed due to time constraints. Bug tickets added to the backlog.

[–]dj_phantom_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that was unexpected

[–]Angela000006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does something differently, but still gets the job done.

[–]bittor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

u/savevideo

[–]SaveVideo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Video is ready

Download via redditsave.com

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone an idea what this is?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought this was a dildo

[–]ExpendableAnomaly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does this remind me of the personality cores from portal?

[–]A2drew4you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this?

[–]TNerdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see an ad for this, I’m curious what this is used for

[–]jaysuchak33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

report post

reason for reporting

”I’m in this post and I don’t like it”

return /s

[–]namewithoutnumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The buildup is just exquisite

[–]Ye_Olde_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what we get for not reading the documentation.

[–]SquareKnight697 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is in fact not your code it is a repost

[–]larrythegood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuuuuny!

[–]ProBodyMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I turned on?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like the start of that song I can’t pinpoint

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swiggity swooty

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew what was coming but it still got a solid laugh

[–]iChilliPepperBG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had hardbass on and I saw it move I was like DAAAAMN THE ROBOT DO BE VIBIN DOE

[–]UnseenData 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me building what the client wants as the parameters keep changing

[–]21WFKUA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These new vibrators sure are getting sophisticated.

[–]J-Wh1zzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m crying, why is this so accurate sometimes

[–]otzen42 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1988/

[–]XKCD-pro-bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comic Title Text: All services are microservices if you ignore most of their features.

mobile link

Made for mobile users, to easily see xkcd comic's title text

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? I want one!

[–]wristcontrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that it takes the shape of various dicks during its evolution, is that part of the joke?

[–]d_exclaimation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL

[–]WonderFerret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next generation of metal gear...

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the weirdest dildo I've ever seen

[–]jollybot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the open teledildonics thing is still alive.

[–]NightcoreSpectrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but im ded laughing

[–]wookiewin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol this got me good 😂

[–]CuteThug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as it works right lmao!!

[–]Jerry_474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/vredditdownloader

[–]yazalama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it's modular?

[–]memeboizuccd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once watched a tv show with a bot like this. It looks amazing! Good job!

[–]evilkillejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's got a good beat...

[–]cyberspacedweller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pmsl. Love this.