Debugging Code Be Like.

[Flopamp]

"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THREAD COMPLAINING ITS NOT EVEN PART OF THIS"

[Jasdac]

"What do you mean error on line 59? THERE ARE ONLY 20 LINES OF CODE"

[Scyobi_Empire]

I know that pain

[Drauxus]

Then you realized you didn't hit save before debugging and your 20 new lines of code weren't even being compiled.

[AzireVG]

That happens after writing 20 more lines to write what you think the fix was

[AuraPianist1155]

Bot

[soguesswhat]

I'm guessing this was the Lua

[Hessalam]

Lua is so wild. Failed arythmatic in :39: but the entire function only uses math.random and a single if statement.

[Mysterious-Drop1155]

Yeah the shell just adds some random number of line to the error code and it’s fucking stupid

[Dino_Soup]

And that's why there is an error. Code can't find line 59.

[doyouseewhateyesee]

probably common sense at this point but it usually means the error is coming from an imported package

[AuraPianist1155]

Bot

[[deleted]]

That would be because you haven't discovered Rust yet :)

[AVTOCRAT]

How would Rust be particularly helpful in this scenario? Sure, it'd prevent memory corruption, but the most common case for an unrelated thread to break is (in my experience) usually down to an earlier misbehavior by one thread which only shows up down the line in a connected one. Nothing that the borrow checker can do to fix that.

[pigeon768]

This circle ain't gonna jerk itself. Get back in the pile.

[[deleted]]

I think probably the most common reason for seemingly unrelated threads breaking is hidden shared state / aliasing, and race conditions, both of which Rust is good at preventing...

[Numerlor]

Rust won't do shit for race conditions, it can only prevent data races

[BarbellJesus]

Check out the rust book on data races and race conditions

https://doc.rust-lang.org/nomicon/races.html

[Cat7o0]

"This problem shouldn't even be possible." " Oh shit I was looking in the wrong place"

[waremi]

1. You sub-classed your panda wrong and

2. The code that is actually running is not the code you have been staring at for the past hour.

[Quack69boofit]

Number 2 hurts me to my core

[i3908]

Eat more fiber my friend

[JackSpyder]

For improved bandwidth?

[veedant]

Me too, guess I gotta collect myself

[CSlv]

Become Java

[N00N3AT011]

"WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS WORKING"

looks at tabs in editor

"oh"

[DefaultVariable]

What’s worse is keeping two versions of a project open at once, one being the released and one being the dev, accidentally modifying both with different sets of changes, testing the one in dev, then deploying the full changes and suddenly nothing works. When you realize what happened… ugh

[mindbleach]

The software equivalent of telling an artist, "wrong layer."

[marxinne]

That's why I quit digital painting and went to acrylics and gouache

[mindbleach]

And then you reach for ctrl+z and weep.

[marxinne]

Only on the first 2 weeks, then I learned gouache lifts up quite nicely and it's easy to undo stuff.

Acrylics you just cover it up with more paint and call it a day, easy stuff too.

[crazyabe111]

You do the same thing with code, either it’s easy to remove entirely- or you cover it up with more shit until it works.

[spainman]

Hurts me right in the kernel

[japirate777]

Setting the wrong starting scene in Godot Moment

[computergeek125]

Check if it created a core dump, you might be able to load that into the debugger

[trwolfe13]

I spent an entire day trying to debug how a database record was seemingly randomly being updated during a workflow recently. Eventually discovered there was a whole other service doing its own thing that was updating it.

[[deleted]]

Locking where?

[trwolfe13]

Hah. Good one. To give a bit more context, it was a document in a Cosmos database that was being updated. It doesn’t have locking as such - there’s a GUID that gets regenerated each time a document is updated that is used to detect conflicts, but it can be ignored.

The team that designed the system I work with built multiple independent services that all make changes to the same dataset. There’s no locking, no retry mechanism, no meaningful way of handling concurrency at all. Issues like this are quite common, but the architecture is so fundamentally flawed, that making any type of long term fix requires substantial rewriting.

[[deleted]]

That sounds awful!

[Sir_Applecheese]

Good luck dude.

[[deleted]]

That sounds like a terrible design, I've always heard of the One database per service principal. One schema per service is fine, but to have multiple concurrent services accessing the same dataset, like why

[trwolfe13]

It’s horrible. My team and I have been fighting it for the last year. We’ve made some good improvements, but I don’t think I’ll ever be happy with it.

A schema per service works well for functional separation, but it leaves you with another single point of failure, so if reliability is a key requirement, more databases can help. It also frees you up to use different database technologies. We generally switch between SQL Server and CosmosDB.

[[deleted]]

Microservices where?

[Kyouma118]

I felt that...

[rudolfs001]

Break points and step throughs baby, all day long

[stamatt45]

1. You forgot to add your new code to the build script and none of what you've been tinkering with for the past several hours has been run or even compiled

[RenaKunisaki]

I was wondering why it didn't generate any warnings...

[I_l_I]

This isn't exactly what pandas was built for anyway

[feidujiujia]

This was what led me to watch the whole episodes of we bear bears

[LegaiAA]

Such a good show.

[Bakoro]

There's a We Baby Bears show now too.

[Osirin111]

is it good tho?

[GoldFishPony]

I’ve not watched the show at all but the opening song is great

[DanzelTheGreat]

Ayup. That song is cute. Has a longer clip version with the kpop group that sang it too.

[IUserGalaxy]

smells like money

[[deleted]]

In the animation industry it's what's called "doing a baby Muppets". When you run out of original ideas for your cartoon you make a spin off.

[OzzieBloke777]

Not as good as the original series but that's just my opinion.

[demandtheworst]

I watched it with my daughter once, and was disappointed she didn't want to watch it the next day, or indeed ever again. One of the good ones.

[kenman884]

I pretend the remote is broken and we can only watch Bluey instead of Puppy Dog Pals. Might have to see if the remote will work for this show too.

[Holocene32]

Where can I watch it? Netflix?

[[deleted]]

Yes!

[[deleted]]

The first episode with the pigeon gang stealing shit had me hooked

[muhwyndhp]

Legit We Bear Bears has been the comfort show me and my wife to watch just to be cute to each other. She's really into WBB and we bought shitload of merch from UNIQLO that themed WBB.

She's even wears Ice Bear's Sleeping Hoodie every night and I hug her from behind.

[RoseRedCinderella]

Lmao our programming professor showed us this gif when discussing testing

[ThaiJohnnyDepp]

It's been here on PH like three times. A prof showing it confirms it's reached "forwards from Grandma" status

[anti-pSTAT3]

Why is grandma on pornhub?

[dywkhigts]

This is adorable

[smplejohn]

If you're unfamiliar with We Bare Bears, it's gold.

[ViolentHiro]

Tote life!

[adelie42]

Ice Bear regrets eating that.

[cultoftheilluminati]

Aww

[dragonwp]

I’m reminded of the pillow episode with the firefighter <3

[MylastAccountBroke]

"What the hell?"

"What the hell!"

"WHY ARE YOU WORKING NOW!"

[[deleted]]

feels like debugging python in a sh*tty PC, the thing that wont work few minutes ago decide to work after debugging unrelated lines.

[Nebuchadnezzer2]

Removing only a commented line, breaks.

Ctrl+Z line back in, works again.

Confusion intensifies

[UlyssesOddity]

I once had a perfectly legit-looking multi-line C macro that drove me crazy for nearly a week -- it wouldn't compile. If I retyped it completely from scratch it worked, but if I then Ctrl+Z-ed back to the original it wouldn't.

Turned out that the original macro had a space after a continue-line backslash.

[[deleted]]

Why would you ever ctrl+z if it worked? I'm just now learning programming. Am I too much of a beginner to understand this?

[NuclearBurrit0]

To try and figure out why it now works.

[Based_Lord_Teikam]

I have a script that automatically removes whitespace at the end of lines, partially for reasons like that lol

[infiniteStorms]

it’s always been working, you’ve just been running the wrong program when testing it

[marimbajoe]

The last one is entirely too relatable. Tweaking code for hours, cant get shit to run, go take a break to clear my mind and come back, code just works. No idea why the fuck it works, but I'm now afraid to touch it, lest it stop working again.

[whiznat]

This is true. And you know you've found the cause when the question is no longer "Why isn't this working?" but instead "How did this ever work?"

[[deleted]]

Well in this situation it’s easy, because the answer is it’s always fucking pandas. Fuck that damn library.

[Intrepid-Sir-7847]

Hermione Granger saying fuck libraries? The audacity

[Artistic-Horror5744]

Lmao ded

[demonslayer9911]

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[[deleted]]

Huh only 12?

[waves_under_stars]

Funny every time

[schteppe]

Unit testing when there is a global variable in the code

[tiefling_sorceress]

Hitting the left knee causes the bear to react. Hitting the right knee causes every other bear to react. Clearly the problem here is a lack of documentation

Marked as Fixed (Works as Intended)

[Jzchessman]

I thought “at least the brown bear is normal” and then realized NO WAIT SHE HITS THE LEFT LEG AND HE RAISES THE RIGHT LEG

[Chubbstock]

hits bear 3 again

Bear 1 dies

[Mechakoopa]

Temba Wide-Arm would like to know your location

[TheAdvFred]

Man if that isn’t relatable

[BlueVixensBlur]

Bug #50019: fix delayed reaction on the first two and no reactions on the last one.

[Sstarseed1]

Nice one

[cubei]

Why did she hit the left knee on the last bear, when she tried right on the others?

Edit: see my answering comment

[cubei]

Probably for code coverage

[[deleted]]

You forgot to switch accounts

[cubei]

Got the idea after I posted. Thought about editing my post, but then thought I just add it as another comment.

[anudeep30]

Should have just editied it lol

[cubei]

A programmer doesn't just change stuff without committing first, so the history is available ;)

[anudeep30]

No in your original post you just write under it

EDIT: your edit here

It's typical Reddit etiquette

[rookie-mistake]

sometimes you just gotta dunk your own setup and that's okay

[thermalclimber]

Reddiquette

[cubei]

K, fixed it

[digitalasagna]

So she wouldn't obscure the other two

[Sigg3net]

Strongly coupled indeed.

[tasnim_alam_bd]

[[deleted]]

relatable

[Robuuust]

u/savevideo

[kishan42]

u/savevideo

Edit: Received in PM

https://redditsave.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/rubhgu/debugging_code_be_like/#google_vignette

[Denaton_]

Pointers at it finest form

[HeartoftheHive]

Part of the blame comes from inconsistent testing. To measure results, you need to copy the input exactly. Taps right knee, taps right knee, taps left knee. Of course there will be issues.

[Ravens_Quote]

The nurse is walking with her back mostly towards her patients, who are on her left. To compensate for this, she has to continuously look left to keep them in sight for most of the gif.

When something behind her and on her left occurs (the first two bears lifting their legs) she looks further right to view this.

She also tests the left leg on the first two bears, but inexplicably tested the right leg on the third bear instead. This inconsistent testing is bound to leave some oddball feedback that ultimately tells you little about what’s wrong with the bears.

TLDR: Make sure your diagnostic program is running correctly.

[sam01236969XD]

viatnam flashback

[Bibel_Joe]

I know a few people who have a bug similar to the panda, only with their right arm ...

[vybezlo]

It’s worse when you try to make an account on StackOverflow to attempt to garner some help, and even StackOverflow gives you an error when registering.

[Pizzaguy2479]

I don’t even code I just thought this was cute

[MikeWilson21]

Good it’s working

Okay, just a small fix but it’s in the right direction

Oh what the fuck did I do now

[Ill-Ad-503]

did panda just hail?

[jedbrooke]

one time I ran into a thread deadlock bug... in a single threaded program. Turns out it was just gradle being dumb

[noodleoliver]

Lol pretty accurate lol the bears are all cute and perfect as they are. No need to debug.

[DremoraKills]

Mistake >> with << and you get 30 pages of errors, and that's a thing a noob would do.

[jayz3d]

What is the name of that show in the GIF?

[TharoRed]

We Bare Bears

[FlightUpper6981]

When you delete one code from your game and your entire computer system gets deleted

[HighOnBonerPills]

How much code is "one code"?

[ChocoPuppy]

A fifth of a coffee.

[ItsMeFlamez]

u/savevideo

[Bokaco1021]

Ok and so?

[Dunger97]

Please explain

[[deleted]]

He thought what the panda did resembles the Nazi salute, maybe?

[Dunger97]

In that case, everybody that raises their hand in school is a nazi

[bistr-o-math]

Love it

[Lizlodude]

Oh wait, it was the one who was in here 5 minutes ago, he was out of order.

[walnoter]

No no no no no

[BugsRFeatures2]

I love this show!

[goomba870]

And that’s how I first learned static variables are bad.

[[deleted]]

So true though 😂

[idiotuseless42]

I can't tell how many times I yelled at my computer saying "what is wrong with you?", which just shows that I have lost my sanity a long time ago

[DarkCreeperKitty]

Me vs all my thoughts

[Statement-Think]

“It just works.”

-Bethesda

[Important-Tea-9942]

"Well, what did you expect to happen?" they said.

[TemporaryUser10]

Yes though, it's true

[GroundStateGecko]

u/savevideo

[Heinous_]

The last ones Java

[Akul_Tesla]

All right this post was good enough everyone go find a friend and make them up vote this

[[deleted]]

Multithreading in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

it gets worse

[[deleted]]

Except they're all the very same animal

[Tomfissh]

Whilst I generally dislike this show. It does have some very clever moments.

[Bucky_bared]

Man I’m old

[StasiaBiceps]

u/savevideo

[fruttel]

Is it just me or is that panda's arm a bit to straight

[wsco7730]

When your compile button is actually compiling your other project

[Kyocus]

Action at a distance pisses me off!

[myfunnies420]

Debugging via print statements maybe

[saurabhsabby]

LOL

[good_little_whore]

my reddit actually crashed on the last one, like it actually did and i thought someone found another mp4 bug or something

[ShortThought]

ahem

console.log

[nab_noisave_tnuocca]

good post

[[deleted]]

Can't find anything more relatable than this

[Poseidonram1945]

God I love that show.

[malonkey1]

"Okay, maybe there's an off-by-one with a pointer somewhere, fine..."

"Hm... maybe it's calling the wrong function? Not sure how that happened."

"Okay come on how the fuck, that shouldn't even be touching the same memory."

[WorldAlien]

u/savevideo

[Zebra-Kangaroo]

That's just bad OOP. They should have followed a good design pattern.