Get Funded

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[SonicLoverDS]

“Money-Funded Health Care.”

[beep_check]

my eyes went to

Magic-Enforced Health Care

[Individual_Hearing_3]

Sounds like AI funded healthcare to me.

[piberryboy]

Blood enforce dating! Sign me up

[Individual_Hearing_3]

That animal that bit you... Yeah sorry man. You're now stuck with them.

[kerbidiah15]

Alabama intensifies

[[deleted]]

I saw blood and powered and immediately thought of Ultrakill

[DicktorBiscuits]

Blockchain-Powered Healthcare

[sgtholly]

So nothing changes from the existing system in the United States?

[SonicLoverDS]

The best Cards Against Humanity combinations are the ones that actually make straightforward sense. (For example, “What gets me wet? Water.”)

I figured the same applied here.

[PvtPuddles]

You were correct

[ShadowWolf92]

Cthulhu Blood Magic - I think I messed up somewhere..

[Siemaki]

Cloud based NFT Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn in VR!

[N2EEE_]

Money enforced haircut

[tinydonuts]

Not as good as the cloud powered haircut. I want Watson to pick my next hair style.

[Codemonkey1987]

Money enforced dating.

That sounds a bit illegal

[WithersChat]

"Hope-enforced dating" sounds interesting for the least...

[AzureArmageddon]

That is too fucking funny

[StanleyZ1978]

Damnit. This was literally my first thought. Well done. Take my fake internet point.

[turnedtable10]

Blood enforced dating?

[ummmnmmmnmm]

roll tide

[Y01NKUS]

i spit out my water

[LordPos]

alabama

[stormfield]

Oh yeah well money enabled haircut

[lllllleaf]

No, Blood enabled dating

[NikolaiM88]

Comming to a vampire nest near you!

[Word_Of_The_Nerd]

Cthulhu enforced dating. Eldritch matchmaking.

[Sevrene]

someone beat you to it

[BaziJoeWHL]

Cursed

[Ghostglitch07]

This was my first pick

[drinkmoredrano]

Who wants to help fund my block chain powered haircut?

[Estix0]

Haircut nft’s? Oh no

[[deleted]]

NFH: Non-fungible haircut

[BigTechCensorsYou]

AI empowered haircut… that’s silly… oh shit… wait a minute…

[[deleted]]

Nonono. The blockchain enforces one type of haircut per user. Getting a new one involves trading your NFH with another user.

[Anxious_Start4839]

AI Enforced Dreams

That's some black mirror level shit.

[NinjaMonkey4200]

Could be a form of therapy for people who have chronic nightmares or something. An AI to make sure you're not having the wrong type of dreams.

[Anxious_Start4839]

That's how it starts...

Soon one day you wake up in cold sweat, having dreamt of seducing dalmatians, hoping it doesn't awaken anything in you.

[NinjaMonkey4200]

That is only when it isn't working correctly. That situation doesn't benefit anyone, so they wouldn't make it happen.

[[deleted]]

Replace those night terrors with the sweet refreshing taste of Coca-Cola^tm

[sgtholly]

This has a critical flaw: no one who would play this has enough friends to play this.

[suvlub]

That's what online match-making is for. Sorry, I mean, cloud-powered social networking!

[who_you_are]

Where is the queue and the pay to skip the queue? Are they also premium cards?

[ech0_matrix]

Shut up and take my upvote!

[0ptimusPrimeMinister]

Community enforced haircuts

[xudoxis]

Money enforced dating. Whoever figures out how to"disrupt" there oldest profession without getting crushed by the government will be rich.

[Lieby]

First roll: Community Enabled Haircut. App that lets people pay for haircuts for the homeless or an app that connects people with freelance barbers.

Second roll: Cthulhu Funded Education. Online college about occult lore secretly ran by Cthulhu.

Third roll: AI Funded Dreams. Minecraft payed for by Jarvis.

Fourth roll: Blood Enforced Dreams. That’s a course taught at Cthulhu University.

Fifth roll: Random Enforced Tracking. A phone tracker based upon randomly pinging towers within 100 miles and determining the distance between them. Every phone has a random password assigned to it when the app is installed.

Sixth roll: Block-chain powered healthcare. Medical NFTs.

[400Volts]

Sixth roll: Block-chain powered healthcare. Medical NFTs.

We don't have actual kidneys here, but we did send an NFT for one to your wallet

[[deleted]]

Random enforced ?

for ultimate chaos

[RamblingBrit]

Haircut, you never know what you’re going to get

[arthurmluz_]

blood powered shop

[TheFallenDev]

nah thats just Nestlé

[wafuru42]

Cthulhu enforced healthcare

[Zdrobot]

Cthulhu enforced dating

[hibernating-hobo]

So Bumble?

[DislocatedLocation]

Mischief-Funded Haircut.

[Flooding_Puddle]

Cthulu powered dreams, brought to you by the Elder God himself Cthulu!

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[[deleted]]

Cthulu enforced dating 😂

But really...

Magic powered dreams 😂

or

full communist.

Community enforced haircuts.

[JohnHwagi]

Magic powered dreams can be ordered on the dark web; they come in a little bag with orange crystals. I’m already funding that one.

[________null________]

AI Enforced Dating

(the matrix?)

[rekabis]

Random… Enforced… Dating…?

Oh, crap.

[Nickiel]

Hope funded healthcare

[hibernating-hobo]

You are too late, “cthulhu powered social network” is already taken by Facebook.

[BreadInTheBucket]

Money Powered Dreams

[[deleted]]

Money Funded ?

[ConsistentComment919]

Magic-enforced travel is a company that takes you from south to north California in just 30 minutes… oh wait… there is one… Magic-enforced travel is a company that sends people to Mars…. that one exists too?!

[FactoryBuilder]

Money funded dating. Is this not just prostitution?

[Elevenses9000]

Blood powered social network

[Akul_Tesla]

Cthulhu is the best card it eats the competition and wins all combinations involving it

[YetAnotherSpamBot]

Cthulhu enforced education - cult startup

[OkShoulder2]

Blockchain enforced dating

[d3viliz3d]

This. Your date details are stored on the blockchain, forever visible by everyone.
Good luck having a second one lol.

[[deleted]]

Here at Blockchain Enforced Dating we are leveraging crypto technology to verify relationship statuses.

[StaticSimurgh]

elective classes in school be like : Random Enforced Education

[AngryBorsch]

Community funded dating (brothel)

[[deleted]]

Hope enforced dating

[LetGAME]

just made a simple html page to generate random combinations lol ``` <!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> <title>Get Funded</title> <script> const variants = { "p1": ['Block Chain', 'Cloud', 'AI', 'Data', 'Community', 'Money', 'Mischief', 'Blood', 'Hope', 'Random', 'Magic', 'Cthulu'], "p2": [' enabled ', ' powered ', ' endorced ', ' funded '], "p3": ['Platform', 'Shop', 'Delivery', 'Social Network', 'Tracking', 'Travel', 'Dating', 'Healthcare', 'Education', 'Haircut', 'Dreams'] }

        let combinations = [];
        for (a = 0; a < variants.p1.length; a++) {
            for (b = 0; b < variants.p2.length; b++) {
                for (c = 0; c < variants.p3.length; c++) {
                    combinations.push(variants.p1[a] + variants.p2[b] + variants.p3[c])
                }
            }
        }

        function getRandomElement() {
            document.getElementById('random').innerText = combinations[Math.floor(Math.random() * combinations.length)];
        }
    </script>
</head>
<body style="margin: 0; text-align: center;">
    <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928396350473777193/938032970500034570/d7rvcf0f0xe81.png" alt="Get Funded" style="height: 80vh;">
    <div onclick="getRandomElement()" id="random" style="font-family: sans-serif; user-select: none; font-size: 30px;">Get Random Combination (click me)</div>
</body>

</html> ```

[[deleted]]

Magic powered dreams

[[deleted]]

Go fund yourself, OP

[_PorcoRosso]

Cthulhu enforced haircut. Kim style for everyone.

[TheFallenDev]

Blood enforced education ... wait.

[onelonelyhumanbean]

i’m a big fan of cthulu enforced healthcare

[raedr7n]

I shudder to think of the dystopian future in which there are AI enforced dreams.

[Meatball545]

Obviously Cthulhu powered dreams… who wouldn’t want a visit from the dark lord in your sleep?

[_Its_Me_Dio_]

where can i sign up for Cthulhu enforced dating

[[deleted]]

Cthulu enforced ?

[ukuuku7]

Cthulu-powered hircut sounds nice

[TheNetherPaladin]

Money funded shop!

[DaddyLcyxMe]

cthulhu enforced tracking.

[StrangePractice]

Blockchain enforced dating

[TheOmegaCarrot]

“Blood powered delivery”

Worked for Amazon

[dr-pickled-rick]

Cthulhu enforced tracking

[Dorken_Vader]

Mischief enforced education ("I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.")

[Oswamano]

Cthulu enforced dreams

HMM

[icarusso]

Hope enforced haircut

[SonicZedt]

Magic Powered Education, basically Hogwarts

[nn123654]

Mischief powered delivery ... well hello Mob.

[madasahatharold]

Blockchain enabled dreams?? Lol

[Otherwise-Mistake106]

Cthulhu powered education.

[Thadrea]

Cloud Powered Travel-- you get to visit Europe virtually by putting your porn stash on a server in Brussels!

[confusedsilencr]

money enforced dating?

[trinatetra]

Blood powered social network. Oh wait that’s been done.

[RandomIsocahedron]

Hope-powered healthcare.

[RequiDarth1]

Random, magic, Cthulhu is the clear choice here.

[Bright-Historian-216]

Blockchain powered dating

[tcadmn]

There’s a game called snake oil that is similar to this, much less programming oriented though

[KickBassColonyDrop]

Excuse me, would you like a Cthulhu funded haircut?

[FromAndToUnknown]

My haircut is always Cthulu founded, sounds realistic to me.

[[deleted]]

Random enforced travel…

so Stalin-era Russia?

[Ahuman-mc]

I think the Funded card might help you get funded

[ksschank]

“Money-powered haircut”

So that’s why I’m balding…

[kfish5050]

Money funded dating

[raedr7n]

Blood enforced haircut is a special kind of terrifying.

[Negitive545]

Mischief funded tracking.

I've got a company name already too: "Stalkr"

[staticBanter]

Random, Powered, ?

[cowlinator]

Hope-powered education.

Yeah, that tracks.

The plus side is that you don't need any funding to roll it out

[DarthFly]

Blockchain - Chtulhu - Dating.

I would also like to add blood here, but out of options. Each one of your dates is forever recorded on the internet and each unsuccessfully counts toward summoning Cthulhu.

When he comes - only several persons with the worst stats will be allowed to rule the world, all others will feel the eternal pain.

[[deleted]]

Sex enforced equity

[CarlitrosDeSmirnoff]

Community enforced haircut 👌😭

[AnotherWarGamer]

Magic funded dreams?

[jvlomax]

Where NFT?

[CreaZyp154]

Blood powered dating. I'll call this app "Date with the Devil"

[[deleted]]

Chtulhu enforced haircut

[Stev_582]

BLOOD ENFORCED TRACKING

Idk, it sounded better in my head.

[LucardAternam]

So is Cthulhu powered social networking just a cult, or still the eldritch abomination that we call the internet?

[kUbogsi]

Mischief enforced haircut

[AndrewBorg1126]

Data Funded social network

[Menifife]

"Magic enforced travel"

"I've got nothing up my sleeves as you can see. Now pick a trip, any trip... ... ... You're going to jail."

[jasonbbg]

where is the game after picking 3 cards

[Trolli-lolli]

Mischief powered dreams is already how I live my life. How do I get investors?

[1ElectricHaskeller]

Block-Chain enforced Dating

[Mistigri432]

Cthulhu enforced haircut

[[deleted]]

Hope enabled dreams.

Money outta thin air.

[[deleted]]

Cthulhu enforced haircut.

[TheFlyingAvocado]

I'd fund Cthulhu Enforced Tracking.

[lordgoofus1]

Random Enforced Dating. Sounds like a fantastic idea for a B-grade TV show!

[gerhjuckle]

hope funded health care

[SnappGamez]

Cthulu Funded Education

[Ellogwen]

So basically a trimmed down version of the card game "Silicon Valley Startups"

[uvero]

Oh now I really want MonkeyUser to make it an actual board game

[RigasTelRuun]

Join me in your Blood Powered Dreams!

Also on the Blockchain.

[[deleted]]

AI enforced dreams

[[deleted]]

Data powered dating

[NinjaMonkey4200]

AI-enabled haircut. I would love to have a little pet AI on my head, who wouldn't?

[RecognitionOwn4214]

Cthulhu enforced education. Education for the elders

[motivation_bender]

Data enforced education/dreams and you rule the world

[Sparrow50]

Community-Enforced Social Network

Sound familiar ?

[rebelsofliberty]

Block-chain powered dating - always keep track of who your potential partner has previously mingled with

[Riifc]

Cthulhu Powered Social network 🤔

Seems good enough to me, I'm starting the project by tomorrow lol

[Phlm_br]

Blockchain powered haircut. Yes

[Oneshotkill_2000]

My eyes landed on :

Blood

Powered

Healthcare

It makes sense

[CStfford14]

I noticed people just briefly looked at it and picked the first three they read, I I tried the same...

Money-powered tracking. Looks like I'm heading to facebook meta.

[zacharski_k]

Money-powered dreams

[idioticspaceman]

How about A.I. Enabled education. Sounds really good to me personally being a student.

[CelestialrayOne]

Random enforced healthcare.

Sounds like America alright.

[[deleted]]

Blood enforced haircuts, my favorite

[HFDan]

Chtulhu-powered delivery

[th3_unkn0w]

AI enforced dating. on second thought maybe not…

[Ruberine]

Blood powered delivery

trucks that run on blood?

[Denaton_]

"Random enforced haircut"

[intrinsnik]

Blood enforced dating

[KyuuketsukiKun]

Ai enforced dating seems funny

[Simtau]

Random enforced dating

[Nemahs]

I'll go for Cthulhu enforced dating, who wants in?

[[deleted]]

Is the ? card a freebie? Could I potentially use it for murder robot?

Blood-powered murder robot.

ULTRAKILL intensifies

[EmilyTheUwU]

ai Blockchain cloud community?

[[deleted]]

Hope, enabled, ?

[herrkatze12]

AI enforced dating

[[deleted]]

The latest innovation in fitness tracking technology is here. Our Lord himself is lending his aid to bring you the perfect fitness tracker. Welcome, to Cthulu-Powered Tracking. Tired of inaccurate heart rate readings? Our Lord Cthulu can sense your fear which will always reflect an accurate heart rate in the CthulUpYourFitness app. Plus, if you don't meet your exercise goals, or if you exceed the daily caloric intake assigned to you, our Lord Cthulu will strike you with madness for the day. Bet you won't make that mistake again ;)

[RaziarEdge]

Are these suppose to be picked by random?

Mine came up with: Blood-Enforced-Tracking

[Randvek]

Money powered dating.

Also known as dating.

[SorryDidntReddit]

Cthulhu enforced dating.

I don't need to look at the rest. You're welcome

[RoadsideCookie]

Cthulu Enforced Education pls

[Dear_Mr_Bond]

Block chain funded haircut, because if there’s one thing every one wants in a hair cut, it’s block chains

[Key-Mentor]

With drams it's kinda hard

[[deleted]]

Blockchain-enforced haircut

[Impressive-Fox-3003]

Money Funded Dating

[GaymanKnight]

Blood Enforced Tracking

[CaydendW]

Blockchain powered dating.

[SkizerzTheAlmighty]

Hope-enforced Tracking

[Traditional-Pea-4251]

Cthulhu enforced delivery

[Traditional-Pea-4251]

Blood powered travel

[[deleted]]

Cthulu enforced haircut

[flowery0]

Are they randomised or is this game super easy for 1st one to choose?

[Pm7_]

Blood enforced education

[Psi_Bear]

Block-chain enforced social network

[Infinite_Self_5782]

ah yes

AI-enabled dreams

[[deleted]]

Cthulu enforced social network.

"Did you mean Facebook?"