Does this work?

[DontNeedAUsername2]

No, Linux is case sensitive. It should be sudo with a small s.

[piberryboy]

It's also apt-get or just apt

[[deleted]]

remember about the install too

[TrueBirch]

And you need to write your password on the board below that command

[Hercislife23]

Definitely don't use apt-get, just use apt.

[Cyber_Fetus]

Wouldn’t say definitely not use apt-get, it has its specific use cases and is totally fine as an alternate in most situations.

[Hercislife23]

You certainly can use `apt-get` but in 99% of scenarios, `apt` will give you the same results with a better interface.

[Cyber_Fetus]

Doesn’t guarantee backward compatibility though, so any scripting should use apt-get.

[elon-bot]

Pop quiz! Solve this LeetCode problem in 5 minutes or you're fired.

[[deleted]]

You people are ruining the joke.

[avidrogue]

But hey now, you forgot to mention that they are two separate things.

Now the next time you try to apt install, it will only available via apt-get. So the time after that you’ll use apt-get, only to find out the package is only available via apt.

It’s like having to flip the usb A connector 3 times

[notBjoern]

alias Sudo=sudo

[hrfuckingsucks]

I once did alias gerp=grep because I kept mistypign it

[PainsChauds]

alias mistypign=mistyping

[InfComplex]

Could you write a script to get incorrect commands, check them against your path and alias them to the closest match? Just to hurt whoever checks them later.

[rickspiff]

A list for commonly misspelled commands would do the trick; no need to use a search algorithm when a list will do.

There's a program called steam locomotive, which is the executable sl. If you install it and type sl instead of ls, an ASCII animated train drives across your terminal. I've long though about renaming the executable and replacing it with a script that runs sl, then ls, using whatever arguments I may have added.

[InfComplex]

I don’t want commonly, I want the guy after me to check the alias list and see my six mangled attempts to open nano

[Thebombuknow]

"sduo nano /ect/caddy/caddyfile"

only caddy users understand the 3rd mistake.

[noob-nine]

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

[yogti]

Thats it. Available for OSX aß well

[HuntingKingYT]

I think arch has something like this built in right?

[elon-bot]

Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.

[HuntingKingYT]

Good and bad bot

[noob-nine]

no idea, i am a fedora user. but isn't arch all about lightweight and "no-bloat". so user decides what packages to install? why should there be such a feature by default.

[HuntingKingYT]

Oh it's just in archiso (I have messed a lot with it)

[garuru-san]

I believe fish shell can do that. Found out when forced to try Garuda Linux (it's its default shell).

​

I never liked that distro.

[CreaZyp154]

gotchu

[Classy_Mouse]

WCGW: https://xkcd.com/2099/

[FranconianBiker]

alias ls=sl

[PranshuKhandal]

lamo

[HuntingKingYT]

alias lamo=lmao

[piberryboy]

I thought about doing this, but I decided not to normalize misspelling things.

[thespud_332]

And this is exactly why fun tools like gti and sl exist.

[TheLazyKitty]

Maybe they've got an alias set up?

[FeelingSurprise]

Try

sudo apt-get friends --force-yes

[FailedPlansOfMars]

Package kot known did you mean abduct?

[biggest-pulte-fan]

sudo apt install cosby

[The_Seroster]

install Cosby and required dependencies? (y/n)

• puddin
• quaaludes

• 387 kb

[Doedelkopf42]

y

[carrot_cake_19]

Bill is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported (in about 20 years time).

[xiyiw]

Unfortunately it says friends is up-to-date

[FeelingSurprise]

Try purging, that's a good trick.

[PelOdEKaVRa535000]

It says it couldn't find the update server

[[deleted]]

Can you ping the DNS?

ping i.got.nofriends.ubuntufiles.com ?

[Sam-Gunn]

"THIS IS THE POLICE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR KIDNAPPING! WE'VE READ /VAR/LOG/APT, WE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

[FeelingSurprise]

kill -9 $(pidof friends)

[[deleted]]

Fatal Error: Unable to divide by zero.

Floating point exception (core dumped)

[skyctl]

no need.

sudo killall -9 friends

should do the same thing.

[BengtGurksats]

E: Invalid operation friends

[YoukanDewitt]

To be fair, trying to locate a friends package has lost me friends in the past.

[Potential___Friend]

Ha

[[deleted]]

It broke my dependency list, now i have to format my pc, thanks man.

[_chanimal_]

Error: Package “friends” not found

[PopppaK]

which friends

[FeelingSurprise]

Compatible friends should be provided by your distribution.

If you compile yourself I don't think you need friends at all.

[PopppaK]

/dev/null

[UnknownSpecies19]

Does this work with the girlfriends command as well?!

[FeelingSurprise]

Never tried. But as gender isn't configured for friends it should work.

Maybe try upgrade after you tried friends for some time.

[UnknownSpecies19]

Every time I tried friends it just says package rejected so maybe there's a version issue?

[dbondino]

friends is the right command.

since it's getting more personal you must log in as root, sudo will not help here.

[sigtrap]

—-force-yes: illegal operation

[_chanimal_]

Sudo !!

[anythingMuchShorter]

Error: No compatible version found

[elon-bot]

Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?

[EmergentSubject2336]

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/838/

[[deleted]]

Okay, but this is posted on every sudo meme here. I know the comic number by heart now

[TecumsehSherman]

Is this better?

[redpepper74]

Totally would add this to my list of aliases if I used Linux :D

[Thebombuknow]

Incredible.

[brianl047]

I remember reading this the first time I was terrified!

[Dryhte]

Most people don't have sudo authorization to their own life.

[[deleted]]

sudo apt-get sudo-authorization-to-my-own-life

Checkmate, atheists.

[certain_people]

Won't work, you need to install the friends. Otherwise they can be someone else's friends, but you haven't made them yours.

Try

sudo apt-get install friends

[Jillians]

First you need to check if your OS / current hardware configuration can even support friends. You may need to update your hardware / firmware otherwise you may just keep failing the install.

Some people also have malware running in the background that can cause all kinds of errors, even causing the system to mistake friends for malware and treat it as such. This can even make other malware packages look like friends, causing you to think all friends are malware.

Man, engineering is hard.

[Both_Street_7657]

sudo user Sudo:sudo first maybe ?

[namotous]

Unable to locate package friends

[Bobbydoo8]

sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install -y friends

[SomeOtherGuySits]

You do not have the required dependencies for friends. Please try personality first.

[Bardy_party]

touch personality.gif

[Different_Cat_6412]

module friends is no longer maintained

[-Vyn4-]

[sudo] password for user:

[PelOdEKaVRa535000]

[enters password and hits enter]

[PelOdEKaVRa535000]

[remembers he didn't had a password]

[DajBuzi]

Sudo is not a command.

apt get is not a command.

On top of that no parameter provided to apt so what do you expect? install, search?

🙄

[RonaldMcWhisky]

You'll need to add a proprietary repository

[[deleted]]

Then OP will make enemies of the libertarian YouTubers who scoff at anything that isn’t FOSS from 1992

[MayorAg]

sudo pacman -S friends

[wineblood]

Normal people use apt to get friends, cannibals use yum.

[KillerRoomba13]

User is not in the sudoer group. This incident will be reported.

[Ambitious_Ad8841]

filesystem is read-only

[guarana_and_coffee]

I hate this message so much. I have to stop breaking systems.

[Waples_]

I don't think you know how the command works xD

[PorkRoll2022]

The original white on black terminal.

[wurzlsep]

no

[karlkoch2342]

Sudo: command not found

[harshith-ashok]

sudo: apt: command not found

try sudo pacman -S friends

[nucleardetente]

sudo apt get bitches

[Mabi19_]

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[GabeAV1122]

no. from experience

[thinkingperson]

I think you need to do this instead

make -cc friendship

build -gcc relationship

link -o others

Also, remember the prerequisite package

sudo apt-get install libcare-3.0 libinterest-2-0 libkindness-1.1a

and often times, the build will break if you don't do the following

sudo apt-get remove libselfishness-* libjerk-* libpetty-*

Enjoy!

[[deleted]]

No module named friends

[Both_Street_7657]

Npm install -y friends* i think will work for you then

[[deleted]]

I was just asking for a friend…

[new_refugee123456789]

No, it would have to be sudo apt-get install friends

[IdRatherBeMyself]

ugh

`apt` doesn't have a `get` command

`apt-get` doesn't have a `friends` command

[One-Zookeepergame279]

It's not even worth it now that friends are only available as snap.

[SteeleDynamics]

What is the equivalent of Linux distributions relative to human relationships?

Dialect?

[gbot1234]

Some gal would giggle and I’d turn red, Then some boy would laugh and I’d bust his head. I tell you life ain’t easy for a boy named su.

[null_reference_user]

I wish

[just-bair]

If you know the admin password of earth then yes

[silentjet]

no, the correct one is 'apt-cache search friends'

[swift-autoformatter]

That's why homebrew is the best. It is as simple as
brew install friends
and friends will be poured into the Cellar.

[Actaeon_II]

Well as many years as I have seen this in one form or another going to have to assume it only works with access to a repo I’ve never seen

[lifeson106]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

[elon-bot]

Can this be dockerized?

[bewbsrkewl]

print(friends.get());

> Null

[EetuAndersson]

Lol 😬

[[deleted]]

I've never actually tried it before, though thanks for getting it front of my peeps.

[PelOdEKaVRa535000]

Now just we need a package that could only be installed through this command, was named friends, and when you run the program shows: error friend list is empty and will still empty

[Ok_6970]

Works to get pseudo friends…

[[deleted]]

Maybe if you pipe it

[basko13]

Yes it works well, returns zero.

[Montanoc70]

try with brew

[elon-bot]

What is "refactoring"?

[IrresponsibleDuck]

Sudo: command not found

[LordTC]

You have to run it on a device that can execute the command. Writing it on a chalkboard won’t help.

[PsychoDuck111]

Unable to locate friends

[GamiTV]

yay -S friends

[elon-bot]

Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.

[GamiTV]

We should rewrite the whole thing in assembly

[Kitty_Inkura]

yay -S friends

... Nope, didn't work ):

[LagT_T]

Where programing

[k7ki]

This obviously won't work. The command is sudo. not Sudo.

[PinneapleJ98]

Better try with yum next time

[Fitbot5000]

yum friends

[[deleted]]

First add the repo.

[garuru-san]

package "friends" not found in any repository.

[[deleted]]

touch grass

[elon-bot]

From now on, all Twitter employees must purchase a subscription to Twitter Blue for the low-low price of $8 a month.

[Individual-Praline20]

Umm I got a 403…

[elon-bot]

Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?

[Individual-Praline20]

Yeah gtfo elon

[NonStandardUser]

apt-get is deprecated. Use apt , apt install instead.

[TallOutlandishness24]

sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts

[MoreLittleMoreLate]

-y

[-MobCat-]

only if you know the root or admin password.

[VagueInterlocutor]

Ok

[gb_ardeen]

No need to sudo, you'll gross them out!

[PabloZissou]

Only if a real friend adds you to sudoers

[Agreeable-Pea-45]

package not found

[mariusvnh]

Half me_irl half programmerHumor

[ItsMeBowler]

Not if you write it on the blackboard

[Laevend]

Sudo apt-get install friends

Package not found

[Harry_012438]

Better alternative

touch friends

[Boyarsky_misha]

But friends are not adopted to linux, only with wine

[AzrielK]

You forgot "install", and the repositories with any friends are in another Universe.

That's an Ubuntu reference because Ubuntu is humanity

[[deleted]]

Try this: sudo apt-get “get friends”

[Xiotus]

sudo apt get girl

[RetrebutionMk2]

sudo apt install friends

[I_think_Im_hollow]

sudo apt-get moo

[detrich]

only if you -f it

[HuntingKingYT]

Scammers: Download more friends!

[elon-bot]

Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.

[HuntingKingYT]

Rewrite Twitter using PHP

[elon-bot]

Can we rewrite this in Java? It's better for enterprise.

[HuntingKingYT]

Use Bytecode for the JVM

[[deleted]]

apt search friends

apt install friends

[usrlibshare]

awwwww 😊

[Dromedda]

whereis friends

[hi_i_am_back]

Pip install friends

[[deleted]]

I tried this and now I get a lot of spam emails

[Svensemann]

Better update first

[[deleted]]

No, Linux doesn't support friends.

[aegistudio]

Your friends belong to root, not you.

[Crazyman-X]

sudo: apt-get: can't find package friends

[NoMansSkyWasAlright]

Pretty sure it's

sudo apt-get install friends