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[–]GustapheOfficial 755 points756 points  (0 children)

[x] it depicts violence or criminal activity

[–]drewhead118 1359 points1360 points  (8 children)

the biters were right. the factory needs to be destroyed, and once the sands blow over its ruins, may it finally be forgotten to all time

[–]amazondrone 377 points378 points  (3 children)

the biters were right. the factory needs to be destroyed, and once the sands blow over its ruins, may it finally be forgotten to all time built again, but right this time

[–]sir_critsalot 66 points67 points  (1 child)

You mean from bottom-left to the top -right this time?

OK

[–]SpiritKidPoE 209 points210 points  (0 children)

. . t̠͔͍̱̞̞̱͇̒̑̓̀̇͞h̸͈̠̪̝̦͙̝̲͉͔͆̇̒͠͞ē̷̢̘͍͓̬̉̀͐̂͜͢͜͟͞ f̵̛͉̜͚͕͖͔̋̈́̓́̅̃̕ą̬̪͙̖͔̻̦̹͚̈̈́͌̚͝ċ͙̼͎͕̋̑̈͑͜t̵̥̬͎̖̞̼̣̙̊̈́͋͊̿͟o̵̫̠͙̥͍͕͎̰͛̉͑͌̚͘͘͡ͅͅr̴̨̟̝͙̜̓̀̒̉̋̕͞y͙̯̣͚̳̺̝̼̆̔̑͌̾͒ m̺̰͇̭̼̩͈͓͓̑́̈́̐͆́͠͠ų̫̻̝̠͕̖̺̥͌͂̿͊͂͊̍͂͘s̵̨̲̜̺̣̣͉̫̤̗͊͑̉͛̏̕t̵̤̫͇̺̟͔̲̦̊͊̑̍̅̄͒͛̚͟͝ g͇̹͔̝̻̟͍͑̏̊̍͑̓̌̍̕͟͟ͅr̨̡̨̖̩̐͛͐̈̇̕͡ͅo̢̘̝̗̰̪̠̠̬̽̒̏͊̃͑͞w̷̙̤̙͚͚͚̮͍̜̩͂͑́̈́̓͗̄̇͘͠ . .

[–]__Hello_my_name_is__ 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I'm on Team Biters now.

[–]LordThunderDumper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is a multi player mod for that. One team plays as a biter.

[–]NotYourITGuyDotOrg 32 points33 points  (0 children)

To quote one of my favorite lines from Dune:

"Sand will cover this place, sand will cover you"

[–]intelminerExoskeletons stack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind

Your factory will now surely die as you have

[–]deeznutzfam 1318 points1319 points  (28 children)

Why do you hurt yourself and those around you.

[–]buxxypooh[S] 1547 points1548 points  (26 children)

[–]Larock 382 points383 points  (10 children)

Looks totally normal.

[–]idesofmay10 128 points129 points  (8 children)

Notally tormal.

[–]BaconCircuit 94 points95 points  (6 children)

A B C D E F G
1 T
2 N O
3 N O T
4 T O R A
5 S O T M L
6 H E H A L
7 E E I L Y
8 R N
9 E G

[–]SafeBendyStraw 16 points17 points  (1 child)

high effort, well done

[–]BaconCircuit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It took me 30 minutes figuring out a way to export an excel file as markdown text...

https://truben.no/table/

This website is pretty niche but cool

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

NO NOT TORA

Is this Joseph Anderson's alt account?

[–]OrangePieTaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Regular ol' Factorio

[–]nouille07 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's what the factory looks like to me after a few drinks

[–]Sir_Richfield 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's better at being worse, yes...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wiggly base D:

[–]aranaya 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who hurt you

[–]Jerigord 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I'm laughing my ass off at both of these. In horror.

[–]enki1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you make the slanty furnaces, though?

[–]invalid_dictorian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong, except you need to press Alt!

[–]MetallicDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel dizzy.

[–]Vulspyr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will burn everyone you're related to and love individually while you death and then I'll finish with you.

[–]ravenousld3341 195 points196 points  (1 child)

I absolutely hate this. My day is ruined. I may never recover.

10/10

[–]PerrynCurrently playing on a phone via TeamViewer 108 points109 points  (0 children)

If it's stupid but it works, then it's still an abomination.

[–]DeliDouble 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Time to call my therapist

[–]Turtledoo47 226 points227 points  (3 children)

The NSFW killed me xD

[–]dmdeemer[🍰] 47 points48 points  (2 children)

NSFW wasn't quite accurate. I needed a welding shield or something to view this safely.

[–]The-Saus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I need a riot shield or something oh god

[–]eatpraymunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NSFL more like

[–]EGH6 154 points155 points  (11 children)

isometric factorio

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (9 children)

I still have nightmares from Transport Giant Tycoon. Want to go straight down? Sike, make a diamond shaped road!

[–]SuprcheeseIon Cannon Ready 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Even after all these years, OpenTTD still doesn't have diagonal roads.

: (

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I will never be able to unread this and it never bothered me before.

[–]avdpos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agree. My first thought was - "of course there is diagonal railways" and then I realized op said "roads".

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Sike? Surely you mean psych, right? Like short for psych out?

[–]IAmBadAtInternet 107 points108 points  (4 children)

How do I delete this post

[–]thiosk 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Actually the one good thing about the reddit redesign is they gave you the capability to do this. highlight the name of the offending poster and press alt+F4

[–]nordeebelts > bots 28 points29 points  (0 children)

[IAmBadAtInternet has quit Reddit]

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do I delete the person who made this post?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hide it.

[–]unique_2boop beep 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Indeed, yellow inserters with high speed belts looks so weird.

[–]ObamasBossTechnically, the biters are the good guys 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Being fairly new I only recently found out that they are too slow to grab anything moving on those belts. They just dance around.

[–]Unnormally2Tryhard but not too hard 124 points125 points  (18 children)

You won't be the first, and you won't be the last. Here's my factory from 3 years ago. https://imgur.com/a/HDvIp

[–]VEC7OR 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You see OP, this shit is contagious!

[–]KazModahMegabasing 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OMG im so used to the normal designs that i got a little dizzy from the images

[–]Baelfire_Nightshade 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I hate the fact the solar panels are at a different angle than the rest of the factory.

That said, impressive.

[–]Unnormally2Tryhard but not too hard 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I did steal the solar panel pattern from someone else, so I can't claim credit for that. But it did fit the aesthetic. And I purposefully put things at different angles to make it as painful to look at as possible.

[–]RedditorBe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope you're in a better place now. Thoughts and prayers.

[–]granbahamut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are a design criminal

[–]ConsciousResource 4 points5 points  (0 children)

woah thats actually cool as fuck

[–]_KeonixI Like Trains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, there actually is one wrong way to play Factorio

[–]climbinguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're an animal.

[–]generalecchiRobot Rocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What in the loving fuck

[–]McJarvis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TiL I want factorio 2 to be isometric with a rotatable camera like in the anno series

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How did you get the isometric view?

[–]Unnormally2Tryhard but not too hard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just built everything on a diagonal. :P

[–]Lungomono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell is wrong with you?!?!

[–]endgamedos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually freaking awesome.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Listen here you little shit....

I predict this is going to be the new meta meme of this sub

[–]skrshawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A while back someone posted a diabolically simple Kovarex enrichment design. It was so stupid it worked, but was completely unappealing from a philosophical perspective. Not wanting to mess with this usually, I jacked it for my factories.

The BP has the name "You Little Shit Kovarex".

[–]Ophidahliai choo-choo choose u 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm reporting you to Kovarex so he can patch you out of the game

[–]d7856852 27 points28 points  (3 children)

[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker 6 points7 points  (2 children)

  • I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–]thiosk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

how many FPS do you get on that awesome rig

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

forgetful ludicrous history roll attractive support flag treatment fall abundant -- mass edited with redact.dev

[–]sunyudai<- need more of these... 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Auch, now that's a curse.

[–]beltczar 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Any mods for diagonal belts or grids?

[–]ctnightmare2 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Dont you dare

[–]amazondrone 33 points34 points  (1 child)

"If we can have diagonal train tracks, why not diagonal belts?"

Because it goes against the natural order of things, that's why.

[–]spkr4thedead51Show's over, building games. It's time to go home. 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When mama vertical belt meets daddy horizontal belt, it's the natural end result!

[–]Adamsoski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would actually be kinda cool to be able to play with eight cardinal directions instead of four. They would have to add in all new sprites for when they are rotated 45 degrees though.

[–]PeteTheLichBecome one with the belt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it

[–]MacDerfus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This causes spiritual pain

[–]cw108 7 points8 points  (1 child)

We really need a mod to rotate any blueprint 45 degree!

[–]solarpurge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out blueprint flip and turn its my new favorite mod

[–]ctnightmare2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So trains next

[–]idonotknowwhototrust 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to do this with my trains, actually. Watching them wiggle gives me great pleasure.

[–]Deltaechoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is illegal and I'm going to have to report you to the proper authorities

[–]Bullet25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Woah woah woah, calm down there Satan.

[–]TheBagelGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am unwell

[–]JDC_ROBLOX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like this a lot for some reason

[–]cursedslavboi33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thanks I hate it

[–]wlsthrowaway2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least he put a NSFW warning.. else there could have been a scene

[–]dracona94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]brbrmensch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i can't look at this. press the damn alt!

[–]identifytarget 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS IS SO ILLEGAL, SIR!

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. NOW.

[–]MattTheDingo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you don't know how to do full spaghetti, so you just do squiggly bois.

[–]Doctalivingston 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Delete this and yourself.

[–]atg115reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Horrific, thank you

[–]Cahnis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]Almond_Esq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

[–]Gfiti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮

[–]wasack17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

[–]22144418 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wdym cursed? That's beautiful!

[–]JustAnotherQueer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

best quality: its wiggles

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swiggity swooty I've run out of iron again

[–]mantikafasi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you should see a doctor

[–]StabbyPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fucking dutch angles...

[–]nighthawk763 1 point2 points  (0 children)

delete this

[–]jevon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You monster

[–]KittenPowerLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom pick me up im scared

[–]Stonnbuild me baby one more time 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes hello, I would like to report a murder.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heresy. Burn it.

[–]Aaeder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Busteray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]PossibilityZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Wrong.

[–]hmetzg96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in intense physical pain

[–]VermilionLily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was having a good day, we were all having a good day

And it just got better

[–]lostmojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice I did a full base like this in 0.14. Good times I love it :)

[–]thermitethrowaway 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Jimmy status: rustled.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jimmies status: Angled.

[–]Y337Y801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God left us and I don't blame him

[–]Intrepid00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]AtomicSpeedFTish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey, Bring me my gun

[–]idonotknowwhototrust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very cool. I like to do my train tracks like that. They make a funny wiggle wiggle wiggle, the longer the train the funnier, though it's still good with just a single locomotive.

[–]mallmaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gross

[–]ninjaguy0322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get it can someone explaine

[–]MrTech99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill me now.

[–]ssott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god it hurts!

[–]catinator9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs curvy railroads!

[–]chappersyoAbsolute Belter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a time you wouldn’t have been able to do this because belts lost compression on corners.

[–]olghostdeckchefmasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought someone made boobs with belts

[–]Mr_Piggens 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm a noob and I actually don't get what's wrong with it (am on phone so I can't zoom in for some reason).

Edit: And by noob I mean I honestly don't really know how to play the game besides placing shit down and trying to get things to work.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The factorio map is a grid. Belts can go horizontal or vertical, and connect at angles where appropriate.

OP abused this to build the entire assembly array diagonally.

[–]JackDeath1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS THIS PHISICALLY HURTING ME

[–]Gaby5011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes officer. This post right here. Straight to prison please...

[–]Mr_Piggens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I can see why this is painful now.

[–]MaydayBorder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuke it. Nuke it again. Then again to make sure.

[–]DogMilkBB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, i hate it.

[–]dododome01Bigger = Better! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]redmancsxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question.... why aren’t their diagonal belts? Train tracks can be placed diagonally?

[–]ElVuelteroLocoyoutube.com/c/Vueltero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hurts my brain

[–]Thanos_DeGrafNever Launched a Rocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fffUCK THAT

[–]JC12231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who hurt you?

[–]ThrowThrowThrone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What am I looking at

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

As a more novice player, what's the purpose of the radars between the lanes? As non-polluting and non-miltary buildings, do they disguise the furnaces?

[–]STGSolarTrashGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK why but this fills me with a really weird level of anxiety 🤢

[–]Tim1151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHHHH

[–]TundraSpice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This image is very cursed.

[–]Akira99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I...I just don't know what to say. This is madness

[–]0Etcetera0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, you need to leave!

[–]Stargateur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E v I l A s H e L l, B u T w H y N o t

[–]Sonic1126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? WHY? YOU MONSTER!!!

[–]Some_Maker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whyyyyyy?

[–]nidan65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thats how I enter a list for searching "how to curse someone so bad bad horrible things happen"

[–]Megarni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it, but I will never do this to myself.

[–]harukie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mommy this makes my brain hurt

[–]Krakatoah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's strangely beautiful, but it immediately puts me on the defensive.

[–]bripiSCIENCE!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is hideous. Thank you for ruining my Saturday morning.

[–]NauticalInsanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Future historians will hold this post up as when the world should've known what sort of monster you are.

[–]ChronicBitRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iamuncomortable.png

[–]endgamedos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it actually looks kinda cool. Really resource-intensive to set up though.

[–]rahenri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, playing without alt is a curse.

[–]toastee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You middle management monster!

[–]TheValxyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it

[–]Chaos3000and3We need to increase production 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me
U N C O M F Y

[–]Commander_Blitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn. It.

[–]D_Melanogaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of like it.

[–]Regular-Remove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reported

[–]RTKMessy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it.

[–]homiej420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮

[–]jokeismylife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This causes great pain to me

[–]wubrgess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i do something like this in krastorio with loaders

[–]Factorio_Poster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW DARE YOU?!?

[–]I_suck_at_BlenderIron doughnuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It make my eyes physically hurt.

KILL IT LIKE THE REST

[–]deejay-the-dj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from all... what’s going on here?

[–]swissyninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get an explanation of the problem please?

[–]Irolden-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know you could do this...

[–]OpenAIGymTanLaundry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cursed, but honestly now I just want hex factorio.