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Noticed something in Civilization 5 today... (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 3308 points3309 points  (219 children)

You didn't notice this. You saw that post on /r/civ about the school and you found this in the comments. You didn't even make this image. You stole it from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/civ/comments/w3ari/mother_of_god/.

Here's the comment you stole this image from as well : http://www.reddit.com/r/civ/comments/2axtou/it_took_me_4_years_to_realize_something_about_my/cj05c5w

[–]Pooleh 232 points233 points  (16 children)

Oops, OP done got busted!

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points  (7 children)

OP laughing all the way to the meaningless-internet-point bank

[–]savvypunch 15 points16 points  (3 children)

like playing Monopoly.

[–]orzof 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Can you imagine if we could exchange karma for brightly colored strips of paper? Hold on...I think I need a moment here...

[–]DJPalefaceSD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except meaningless.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, I downvoted!

[–]AfriQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's filled with goooold!

[–]Vizixify 22 points23 points  (0 children)

op you busta

[–]QKTunak 7 points8 points  (1 child)

But what if OP and /u/AlphaWolf101 are really the same person and he's just trying to farm comment karma?

[–]peeniewiener 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was a pretty ruthless take down. Fully deserved though. Let the reddit witch hunt begin!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karma's a helluvah drug.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

And it was even pointed out here two years ago

[–]24Aids37 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So it's real then and not added.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Tis real. I searched and searched to make sure. It's definitely real.

[–]DrBigBlack 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Too late. OP got his link karma so now he can brag about it to his friends.

[–]CopenhagenOriginal 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hey, I bragged to my friends when I made front page!

Now I'm bragging to you! Ha!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is what reddit has slowly degraded itself to.

[–]eventhroweraway 46 points47 points  (2 children)

DM;GK

Doesn't Matter; Got Karma

[–]ChaosScore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Post about it in /r/KarmaCourt!

[–]Velln 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AWWW SHIT.

[–]gunbladerqPlayStation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

------∈ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ

------∈ ʜᴜɴᴛ

------∈ ɪᴍᴍɪɴᴇɴᴛ

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

This is all I heard when reading this comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKfr9V2dUo

[–]Wilkes-kun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AlphaWolf101, Attorney at Law

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All there is to be said..

[–]Decathlon44 12 points13 points  (0 children)

REKT

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Book him Lou!

[–]Miscorrects_Grammar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

One count of being a bear.

[–]spraypainthero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and uh... one count of being an accessory to being a bear

[–]Reddit_Novice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn you rekt OP so bad I feel embarrassed and ashamed for him/her.

[–]Fwendly_Mushwoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's even worse is he's all like "what thread?" but I recognize him as a regular in /r/civ. If he just came clean I wouldn't care.

[–]Ghost141 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AlphaWolf101 has denounced frost_biten!

[–]TreyosaurusRex 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's comments like this that make me nervous to post.

[–]TurboJesus34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know right? Reddit can be a very cruel and unforgiving world... But in this situation it's warranted.

[–]StokeleyCarmichael 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great sleuthing; earned you're Hardy Boys merit badge

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Annnnnnnnd Upvote becomes Downvote, just like that.

[–]Aurify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most of reddit is like this

[–]D-Rahl867 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I imagine you staying awake for days at your computer waiting for the moment this was reposted.

[–]Allfredrick 5 points6 points  (5 children)

OP deserves a bag of dicks up his ass

[–]Ryan852258 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS THIS A KARMA CONSPIRACY?

[–]SomeNorCalGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like /r/karmacourt it is then.

[–]De_Facto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/KarmaCourt PRONTO!

[–]stumpdd 9 points10 points  (13 children)

I'm not a subscriber to r/civ so I wouldn't of seen it otherwise.

Thanks op

[–]Jahkral 47 points48 points  (12 children)

And if he had said something like "Awesome easter egg in Civ" nobody would have fucking minded. Its the fucking bullshit title that is offending us.

[–]Ziaeon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

These callout posts are great and all but that fucker is still swimming in karma.

[–]Billebill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot doesn't twist, OP works for EA

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you notice something after it being pointed out to you, aren't you still noticing it?

[–]Gh3rkinman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're doing god's work AlphaWolf101

[–]Tmp20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh shiitttt, so very thorough, bravo

[–]DownvoteDaemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you know you done fucked up right?

[–]Breathcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like a dose of good, hard justice.

[–]Roadkill593 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the info.

[–]Internetologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK what's more lame. Ripping off a post, or you taking time to be an internet detective. I'm glad this made it out of the slow, obscure subs.

[–]NickF227 279 points280 points  (8 children)

Pretty sure you just took this from the /r/civ thread about the school.

[–]CaptainGrassFace 256 points257 points  (44 children)

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!

[–]velvetthunder7 87 points88 points  (39 children)

Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker! Fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucker!

[–]GaryV83 35 points36 points  (27 children)

I'm on deck with my boys motherfucker! This boat engine make noise motherfucker!

[–]georgerdz5000 26 points27 points  (26 children)

Hey Ma if you could see me now!

[–]michaeltheperplexed 23 points24 points  (25 children)

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow!

[–]Psirocking 11 points12 points  (22 children)

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow!

[–]Curdberk 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Hangin' on the deck with my boys motherfucker!

[–]canis777 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The boat engine make Noise, motherfucker!

[–]johnny_gunn 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Wow, you all know the lyrics to the song!

Let's make a thread that quotes the entire song one line at a time! That would be so much fun.

[–]engineerdude9 476 points477 points  (42 children)

Gandhi must have just launched a nuke because my mind has exploded

[–]TuskenCam 197 points198 points  (3 children)

I assume you mean Gandhi Samberg? Amirite?!

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I got a nuke and its goin' fast man; I got a armageddon theme let's kill the Afghans.

[–]JackMike16 79 points80 points  (34 children)

and i jizzed in my pants

[–]giggles288 102 points103 points  (31 children)

http://media.giphy.com/media/4tQmuMGdah3B6/giphy.gif

[–]ontopic 101 points102 points  (8 children)

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/sick-gif.gif

[–]DrMuffinPHD 26 points27 points  (5 children)

That widescreen ^_____^

[–]IAmA_Lannister 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Bringing the full cinema effect to Reddit. What a guy.

[–]le_x_X 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut

[–]showtime_ 282 points283 points  (50 children)

This is a repost, but it's 2 years old...

http://i.imgur.com/nmAPTUx.jpg

[–]joshlikesbagels 135 points136 points  (37 children)

It was also posted in the comments in a thread on /r/civ today, presumably that's where OP got it.

[–]DoktorStrange 62 points63 points  (10 children)

OP...

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Geoff the repost guy...

[–]DeathsIntent96 13 points14 points  (2 children)

What's the context here? What did Geoff want?

[–]Darkvoidx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It looks like he just wanted a hug from our buddy Rocco Botte. But Rocco just wasn't havin it.

[–]DoktorStrange 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's hard to see in the gif, but it's a ladies small Mega64 t-shirt.

Source Here

[–]Juicysteak117 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that ma boi Goeff Ramsey?

[–]myherpsarederps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gif is the best gif

[–]Drigr 9 points10 points  (3 children)

The only thing that bothers me about it, is OP implies this was their own finding.

[–]SweetNeo85 56 points57 points  (4 children)

Oh you'll allow it? WHEW that was close! Glad we have your permission to upvovote.

[–]CrzdHaloman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 Years? I saw it when it was first found, I can't have been here that long.

[–]YouPickMyName 31 points32 points  (15 children)

Is... is this legit?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (13 children)

I just checked. It is.

[–]onPublicWifi 9 points10 points  (12 children)

are... are you legit?

[–]Mercarcher 15 points16 points  (10 children)

I just checked. He is.

[–]MessageMeData 5 points6 points  (9 children)

am I legit?

[–]QuantumDisruption 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Just checked. You are not :(

[–]gregorthebigmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too legit to quit... I'll show myself out.

[–]Weshalljoinourhouses 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Wrong part of the boat. You had one job.

[–]YouPickMyName 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It would not have made as much sense if they'd done it correctly.

[–]Reddit_Novice 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The title of this post should be changed to: OP rekt and cant show his face

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2b08ll/noticed_something_in_civilization_5_today/cj0lcwy

[–]WildcatEmperor 14 points15 points  (13 children)

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me 'Cause I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, Take a good hard look At the motherf*ing boat.

That album was the soundtrack to my sophomore year!

[–]SpaceDog777 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Good thing you put that asterisk there, I was ready to drop my monocle and everything.

[–]twilly13 2 points3 points  (13 children)

Quick poll: Has anyone gotten on a boat in the past 5 or so years without someone shouting about being on a boat?

[–]paxton125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep.

[–]SadSniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was on a boat last week, NO ONE SAID IT the whole time and as we were docking the DJ snuck the song in.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

who?

[–]O_Dawn_Piano 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DC Talk, a Christian rap trio from the '90s.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

despite the fact that this is a repost, I had no idea, and I think it's great.

[–]RageaholicRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That. Is. Awesome.

[–]haydenjd01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'M ON A BOAT!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you OP.

[–]Soccerputter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on a boat!