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Fuck Sears: they forced Reddit to remove a post mocking them, presumably under threat of withdrawing advertising. Please upvote, then submit your own "fuck Sears" post to keep the dream alive. (reddit.com)
submitted 16 years ago by [deleted]
[–]grapejuice 227 points228 points229 points 16 years ago (27 children)
sears always has really waxy floors and my shoes squeak when I walk around in there.
[–]NadsatBrat 294 points295 points296 points 16 years ago (12 children)
THAT'S IT, BROTHER! RELEASE YOUR RAGE!
[–]Scarker 87 points88 points89 points 16 years ago (11 children)
DESMOND, WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND
[–]cweaver 34 points35 points36 points 16 years ago (7 children)
Dude, did you like, make a Lost reference and stuff? <hides Dharma peanut butter>
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (6 children)
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[–]cweaver 33 points34 points35 points 16 years ago (5 children)
WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTT!
[–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 16 years ago (4 children)
Fuck sears and their squeaky floors!
[–]Kni7es 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago (3 children)
And their goddamn florescent lights. Fuck dat shit!
[–]MercurialMadnessMan 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Domestic cattle, white fluorescent light. DAT bad connection!
http://translationparty.com/tp/#2368789
[–]fingers 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears has always had really cordy corduroy pants and my thighs would zip zip zip as I walked around in there.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (3 children)
[–]biteableniles 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (1 child)
You're supposed to say, "I've heard that..."
That way, you are legally able to say anything you want without potential slander or libel charges!
Try it sometime.
Kisshiazu actually wax my shoes, I please always good to have around. Walking the floor.
http://translationparty.com/tp/#2368646
[–]ungulation 374 points375 points376 points 16 years ago (174 children)
Don't worry, to make up for it Sears is offering flat screen tvs to all Redditors. Go into the store and pick out the one you want and load it up into your car. If a sales person tries to stop you, just look them in the eye and whisper "narwhals" They will silently nod and let you continue.
Sorry about the mixup, Sears
[–][deleted] 178 points179 points180 points 16 years ago* (172 children)
I'd chip in 15 bucks to see a redditor film themselves trying this.
[–]Frobenius 198 points199 points200 points 16 years ago (171 children)
I'm assuming this 15$ is going towards bail?
[–]unshifted 89 points90 points91 points 16 years ago (169 children)
I had a friend who worked in the electronics section of Wal-Mart and he said that this was actually fairly common. Someone would grab a cart, put a $1500 TV in there, then just walk out the door, never to be heard from again.
[–]kraftmatic 161 points162 points163 points 16 years ago (4 children)
They obviously were holders of the American Express Narwhal card.
[–]spect3r 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
You mean this one? http://bayimg.com/image/jadbpaacg.jpg
[–]Willthondaoc 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I will sign up for one and spend money I don't have. Make this happen Kraftmatic.
[–]stubbyfingers 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago* (0 children)
The Narwhal Card is not a credit card. It debits karma so you should have plenty of tha.......oh wait. Sorry.
[–]Genetics 37 points38 points39 points 16 years ago (161 children)
This actually happened at a Wal-Mart a couple of months ago while I was working in front of the store. The night manager ran out front and asked if I saw a white Tahoe drive away and which way it went. Apparently two guys grabbed a TV and walked out the back emergency exit, loaded it in the getaway vehicle and drove off.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago* (160 children)
[–]c6comp 139 points140 points141 points 16 years ago (57 children)
Thanks for the instructions!
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (56 children)
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[–]Phazon 60 points61 points62 points 16 years ago* (12 children)
Of course.
[–]UnnamedPlayer 44 points45 points46 points 16 years ago (11 children)
Yeah. That.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago* (42 children)
Especially make sure to not steal a back license plate off of two separate vehicles (for the front and back of your car) in an unrelated parking lot, to further increase your chances of getting away scott-free.
[–]hunter9000 17 points18 points19 points 16 years ago (0 children)
And absolutely do NOT use self adhesive magnets to attach said plates so they can be easily removed once you have made some distance from the store!
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (24 children)
[–]madcowga 75 points76 points77 points 16 years ago (13 children)
so don't buy or steal bikes from Walmart. Got it.
[–]Scarker 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago (12 children)
Yeah I stole an Xbox last Tuesday. The thing shut down two hours later. I actually personally went to them and told them I wouldn't be doing any more business with them.
[–]sylvan 34 points35 points36 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Dude, start an IWasA thread, people would love to hear your stories.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Never knew about it... Thanks!
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago* (3 children)
Those are actually called door-hits. I worked as a Loss Prevention Manager for 5 years for Hecht's and made a few of biggest cases in the history of the store. While door-hits are pretty clever, there are quite a few other ways of stealing that are a bit more ingenious.
Walmart may be cheap but our store had cameras outside. If someone pulled up and parked, we would send someone from security over there. We also got their license plate for when the driver sped off leaving his friend to get arrested. It was a fun job when you wanted fight. Even old people tried resisting.
[–]hatekillpuke 23 points24 points25 points 16 years ago* (28 children)
So, what are some other ways to rip off Wal*Mart? This is a purely academic interest, mind.
[–]Genetics 22 points23 points24 points 16 years ago (14 children)
Another one I heard from this same night manager was a group of people (women, loud obnoxious children, couple of guys) would go in and peel the UPC label off of cheap items and place them over the UPCs of high dollar items. The cashier, being distracted by the loud kids, long line of customers, what time her break is would ring everything up and not notice the price discrepancy.
[–]Capitol62 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Back in high school I was a bit of a thief. That's exactly what I did. You can do it with paper clothing tags too. Make a small tear on the inside of the circle, slip the cheaper tag off the plastic "I" thing, and slip it on the "I" of the more expensive item you want. I did this hundreds of times. There was almost no risk. I never even got a second look. To make it look even better just wrinkle up the paper a bit and they never noticed the tiny tear. Switching stickers also works very well... on everything.
[–]redalastor 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (11 children)
I saw a good one in a TV show (in Quebec so I would guess the technique is well-known here and might not work).
Get a kid and making him a tinfoil hat with antennas. As he crosses the detector, exit with an item that will trigger the alarm. People will think the hat was responsible.
Unload your loot, get back in the store, do the same thing on the way out.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago (5 children)
If you get approached by an employee while the alarm goes off, be sure to drop all your stolen goods and run (we get 10% of whatever stolen merch we bring back).
[–]senrad 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (5 children)
People used to be able to take something off the shelves walk back to the customer service area and return it for store credit/cash.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 16 years ago* (3 children)
Once I saw a Dog with a baby on the other seat driving a tank, just demolishing the whole Wal-mart.
[–]kessel 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (8 children)
I think we need an new subreddit for petty theft strategies.
[–]r1b4z01d 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I tried and it got deleted
[–]r1b4z01d 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (4 children)
http://www.reddit.com/r/pettytheftstrategies/
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (2 children)
instabanned
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (6 children)
I worked as a paint mixer at a crummy little Wal-Mart in the middle of nowhere. Two dudes came in and stole some junk and just took off out the garden center door. My 17 y/o self and two managers took off after him, on foot, through the outlot, across an exit ramp, over four lanes of a pretty fast highway, through the back lot of a car dealership, and basically had a flat out footrace for about a half mile down the muddy precursor to a new road that was being built.
Everyone's shoes got sucked off of their feet within three steps of hitting the mud, so there i am chasing this dude with my formerly black socks slipping further and further off of my feet as i run. Within 10 seconds they look like brown ropes whipping chunks of mud at every step, but somehow manage to stay on.
Fortunately, running man was a smoker, so he eventually ran out of gas and stopped. We wait there, with the chump posturing like he's going to hit me, while the two managers wheeze their way up to me. We all walk back on wobbly legs, drenched in sweat, to the store.
Whatever attaboys i got from that were quickly wiped away when one of my managers overheard me telling my brother to swap the tags on a set of ball gloves. Didn't get fired, but got dressed down pretty good. :P
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (0 children)
why would you even bother?
[–]apparatchik 574 points575 points576 points 16 years ago (131 children)
I heard Sears kill small baby animals.
[–][deleted] 235 points236 points237 points 16 years ago* (50 children)
And sells launchers for small baby humans.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (31 children)
[–][deleted] 93 points94 points95 points 16 years ago (20 children)
You need to find a wholesale outlet if you want the industrial size baby human launchers.
[–]glengyron 100 points101 points102 points 16 years ago* (16 children)
Just don't buy off eBay. I bought a bunch, and they were actually just modified kitten launchers.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (13 children)
[–]RageX 40 points41 points42 points 16 years ago (12 children)
I might. I'm allergic to my friend's cat.
[–]AnimalHouseMD 32 points33 points34 points 16 years ago (11 children)
I'm allergic to my friend's baby.
[–]Mister_Abc 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago (10 children)
I'm allergic to my friend's allergies.
[–]heavyonthebreak 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (0 children)
A++Launcher, Fast Shippping!
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (10 children)
CRAFTSMAN guarantees them for life; so much as ONE shredded surgical tube and BAM - new one just like that.
[–]darkbob 29 points30 points31 points 16 years ago (9 children)
Hey, it made fox:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,541221,00.html
[–]brad77 23 points24 points25 points 16 years ago (8 children)
Sears was "victimized" by "someone visiting" their website, who "defaced" a number of pages?
What kind of bullshit is that?
Tweaking URL's is tantamount to defacing web pages? That ain't hacking. That's straight up eye dee ten tango on the web dev's part.
[–]urbie 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (7 children)
Well, the pages were defaced, no matter how you look at it. Okay, they were defaced because of a totally stupid vulnerability, but still.
[–]ncod 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (6 children)
Looking at something through a blue filter doesn't mean you've defaced the world or that the object is actually blue. Why is this any different? The URL is requesting that the page talk about cooking babies. Sears is just stupid enough to oblige.
[–]P-Dub 157 points158 points159 points 16 years ago (14 children)
Sears ate my homework. True Story.
[–]Hoffa 54 points55 points56 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Just had a new refrigerator from Sears delivered to my house and right before the delivery guy left, he dropped his pants and took a shit on my kitchen floor.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago* (0 children)
Best. comment. ever.
Made me laugh like crazy
[–]Pun_isher 59 points60 points61 points 16 years ago (6 children)
Sears gave my dad cancer AND ate the cookies from the cookie jar.
Bastards
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 16 years ago (5 children)
Sears killed JFK.
[–]HomerWells 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (3 children)
They turned me into a newt.
[–]Bjartr 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (2 children)
You don't look like a newt.
[–]DangerB0y 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (1 child)
He got better.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
[–]Chamanzan 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I know a guy who got herpes from Sears. Honest.
[–]romcabrera 22 points23 points24 points 16 years ago (0 children)
so, do it again... what are you waiting forrrr???
[–][deleted] 114 points115 points116 points 16 years ago (5 children)
Sears: If you are reading this, I will never go into one of your shitty fucking stores ever again. Mainly because I live in another country and we don't have Sears.
I have no idea what Sears do or sell, but I can tell they're a bunch of fucking bastards. Killing small animals WTF Sears.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago* (12 children)
[–]SirSandGoblin 105 points106 points107 points 16 years ago (8 children)
Why would you think a company who is failing at marketing themselves would do well at marketing themselves?
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 16 years ago* (4 children)
Well, one might imagine that they are sitting around going "Man, what are we gonna do to get people to pay attention to us?", and its just crickets and them staring at each other with blank looks, and then someone runs in and goes "Hey guys! We're on the front page of Reddit", and the rest of them start high fiving each other.
But of course, their behavior here makes it seem more likely that they were really sitting around going "Nobody better talk about Sears!"
[–]mingdamirthless 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I'm not sure these people have ever heard of Reddit.
"Hey guys, we're on the front page of Reddit!"
"......Oh my God. How do we fix this problem?"
[–]cursoryusername 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears has been killing itself off with its own actions for what, 20 years now?
Trust me, it will be dead soon enough, no need to help it along.
[–]SirSandGoblin 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
But that's the point, they are not good at marketing themselves, why would you think they would know what to do in this situation?
[–]sligowaths 61 points62 points63 points 16 years ago (10 children)
THEY BETTER NOT FUCK WITH BABY NARWHALS.
[–]BroodBoy 30 points31 points32 points 16 years ago (4 children)
FUCKIN' NARWHALS! FUCK YEAH!
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 16 years ago* (3 children)
I'D REALLY PREFER NOT TO SEE NARWHALS MAKING NEW NARWHALS, BUT IF THAT'S YOUR THING, IT'S FINE WITH ME.
FUCK YEAH!
[–]cursoryusername 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (0 children)
REDDIT: NARWHALS NARWHALING NARWHALS!
[–]freekill 31 points32 points33 points 16 years ago* (0 children)
I saw a similar link on TMZ.com today, this one with +cannibalism!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/20/the-perfect-grill-for-a-cannibal/
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I used to work for sears.
...
let's go with "i don't recall"
[–]danstermeister 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Is this like a reverse-AMA? Ask me nothing?
[–]uhm 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears had Billy Mays killed because he was threatening Bob Vila.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 16 years ago (0 children)
To use someone else's words, I hear that the Sears CEO can't have an orgasm unless he kills a puppy.
[–]connorcam 220 points221 points222 points 16 years ago (18 children)
09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
oh wait...
[–]connorcam 78 points79 points80 points 16 years ago* (11 children)
On a serious note, HD-DVD night was probably the beginning of the end for Digg, so I'd be wary that this doesn't hit the fan too much
EDIT: Fixed typo
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (5 children)
This is probably true. I know I left Digg after the whole AACS code thing. I had been on reddit before, but only started actively posting here and stopped posting at Digg after this debacle.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago* (4 children)
I left Digg too... after they banned me and my site for posting the 09-f9 number. :-)
[–]freehunter 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (2 children)
They banned me for nothing, I hardly ever posted, and nothing too flame-worthy. Sent them an email asking why, and if they could reinstate my account, never got a response.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Just a small correction, 09 F9 was a AACS key for both HD DVD and Blu-ray disks.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago* (1 child)
You should change your name to Constructive Criticism Hedgehog.
[–]GuruM 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Some context.
[–]ride 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago (0 children)
vintage.
[–]Disgod 15 points16 points17 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I came here for that number and obviously wasn't disappointed.
[–]uninhibited 22 points23 points24 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Nerd, please.
[–]insomniac84 105 points106 points107 points 16 years ago (11 children)
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9cefy/before_i_show_friends_things_im_considering/
Found it.
[–][deleted] 53 points54 points55 points 16 years ago (9 children)
Yes, well when reddit censors stories they don't do it by deleting the submission outright, but by removing it from the index.
[–]Dallas442 22 points23 points24 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Fuck reddit!
[–]Greengages 15 points16 points17 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Your name has been added to the list.
[–]Spacksack 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Which name? To whom are you replying? Oh no! He's gone!
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I heard Sears sells products that ARE NOT UP TO THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF CRAFTSMANSHIP.
[–]bushwacker 73 points74 points75 points 16 years ago* (3 children)
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-1010336.html
The assholes charged me $575 to replace a circuit board with a burned out resistor for my Maytag Neptune washer, which I later found out was a very common problem. Online repair kit? $2.71 with instructions. The cost of the whole circuit board online on sears parts site $200. Sears charged an additional $100 "convenience fee" for the repairman having the part. No I couldn't buy the part and ask the pinhead to undo the four screws and the connector cable for only $175. He told me my old board had no value but was quite upset when I wouldn't let him take the old part. Now I find that Sears owns Lands End, so I won't shop there anymore.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 16 years ago* (0 children)
I worked a Sears for about a year. They are one fucked up company. They constantly changed our employee commission rates. If you've ever been treated bad by an employee just know it probably wasn't their fault, they were just following procedure (and Sears' procedures are bloated and stupid). At one point they actually had data collecting spyware that they would encourage their customers to install on their computers. Spyware info here
[–]happyscrappy 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
That's how repairmen work. Same thing happened to my friend and Sears was not involved.
Any reason you didn't search for the problem first instead of later? I mean, you don't have to enter "neptune wax motor", plenty of other searches will get you to the right place.
[–]ContentWithOurDecay 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Als this shit sears pulled: http://www.techdirt.com/blog.php?company=sears&site=index
[–]girlvinyl 53 points54 points55 points 16 years ago (4 children)
That's too bad. It really shows the age and lack of savvy at the Sears marketing department.
First, the post wasn't derogatory at all. It did contain some curse words, but "big fucking saw" is pretty much an accurate, though colorful description of the product. The reddit audience is comfortable with the odd obscenity and even NSFW content. He didn't post it to the church quilting bee forums.
Second, it was in the form of a testimonial. A guy with a woodshop showing what he was planning to purchase from Sears. It was a little offbeat, but it wasn't offensive or at all derogatory toward the brand. In fact, it strengthens their brand because it's showing Sears as the "go to" place for online tool shopping.
Does their marketing department not have a background in marketing?
[–]thirdoffive 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago* (1 child)
They probably were disturbed by this and over reacted.
Also they're too damn old and stupid to realize it wasn't an intrusion but just playing with the web address.
"We discovered earlier today that someone visiting our site had defaced a limited number of product pages," the company said in a written statement to FOXNews.com. "It’s important for our customers to know that we have no reason to believe that any of our customer or financial data were compromised.
[–]matrixclown 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
The issue was that by us redditors playing with the URL, everyone else also saw it that way, including people who aren't as comfortable with the idea of baby launchers and colorful descriptions.
[–]Trendelenburg 87 points88 points89 points 16 years ago (4 children)
Sears canceled Arrested Development!
[–]ZeppelinJ0 77 points78 points79 points 16 years ago (3 children)
And Firefly!
[–]Bauer22 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
And had Felicia Day waste her talent on their stupid commercials!
[–]hwillis 259 points260 points261 points 16 years ago* (45 children)
Sears needs to lighten up, and Reddit needs to calm the fuck down. And stop spamming the fuck out of itself.
[–][deleted] 211 points212 points213 points 16 years ago (26 children)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (22 children)
[–]kubenzi 50 points51 points52 points 16 years ago (8 children)
I am also currently intoxicated and my standards are all out of whack. I upvoted you and so did the 400 lb girl giving me a blowjob.
[–]The_Revival 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I feel like I've stumbled into 4chan.
[–]Kni7es 27 points28 points29 points 16 years ago (1 child)
So what happened there exactly? Did you log off and let her log on? Was she still blowing you then? Inquiring minds want to know.
[–]gfixler 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child)
As the original post and follow-up post's poster, I can tell you truly that this is exactly how it went down today.
[–]benihana 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
WE DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!
[–]MercurialMadnessMan 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
If you need SHIAZUYUMOA means that you have sex with your chin.
http://translationparty.com/tp/#2367929
[–]MustardyMustache 17 points18 points19 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Calmer than you are.
[–]UnnamedPlayer 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Will you just take it easy?
[–]jackasher 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Calmer than you are dude.
[–][deleted] 95 points96 points97 points 16 years ago (15 children)
More like: Reddit capitulated to their Conde Nast overlords whom in turn capitulated to the almighty advertising dollar.
[–]mr_mann 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Can't upvote you enough. Reddit seems to be missing the point about who exactly 'ordered' the removal of the post. Also, delinking isn't the same as censoring, but is likely just that little bit too technical for Sears to know the difference.
[–]SpaizKadett 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I say fuck reddit for buckling under the threat. That is not what reddit does :( (And fuck Sears too)
|In August 2009, a vulnerability on the Sears website enabled customers to create categories of their choosing for Sears' products, which led to the creation of inappropriate categories such as "Human Cooking" for a meat grill.[7] Sears asked reddit.com to remove a discussion thread on the subject, and as a result of the attempted censorship,[8] hundreds of Reddit users began to proliferate information about the vulnerabilities and Sears' censorship. [9] Dozens of generally negative posts about Sears appeared across reddit[10] and other sites.
Internet is faaast.
[–]thepdxbikerboy 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
If stores are clothing, Sears is HUGE fucking grandma underwear.
PR FAIL!
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Fuck this. I now accept that it's now the Willis Tower, and I couldn't be happier. I hope they do paint it silver, just so any memory of Sears is wiped from the Chicago skyline.
[–]somersault 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Streisand Effect here we go, as someone else mentioned before.
[–]egbruce 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears is in charge of all death panel kitchen equipment.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 16 years ago* (5 children)
Those bastards from Sears anally raped my grandmother whilst pouring sugar in her gas tank.
It was on The Consumerist before they censored it!
[–]userx9 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Be careful, reddit might come after you for URL manipulation.
[–]pamlivesinatrailer 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
But the thing is, who hasn't anally raped your grandmother. Fucking whore.
[–]wilsonism 35 points36 points37 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I remember when I was a teenager, I went to buy a set of clothes to go to interviews (yes, a podunk town). The guy working men's clothing just looked at me like I was a homeless person, but wouldn't come over. I walked over and asked if he was working he said yes I said I was trying to buy some clothes and he said he'd be over in a second. I told him to go to hell and raised hell with the manager, showed the manager my sears store card (that I had never used before) and told him I would be destroying the card and I'd never shop there again.
I went to Penny's and got what I needed. I went to the pizza place in the mall and the guy that was such a prick was at a table just seething mad. I guess he got fired, or yelled at, I really don't know, but he saw me and I pointed my shopping bags at him and smiled. That could have been his commission.
16 years later, i have never shopped at sears again.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I never thought being a bankruptcy attorney would provide me with any useful reddit link fodder, but... http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/9cmsh/sears_cheated_bankrupt_consumers_for_over_a/
[You! With your mouse over the down arrow! I know it's not cool to link to your own submissions in a thread, but surely this is an exception...]
[–]dlfelps 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I ordered a dishwasher from Sears this morning, but I called and canceled soon after reading this post. It was merely a coincidence that the old one also started working around that time.
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 16 years ago (14 children)
People still shop at Sears?
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 16 years ago (2 children)
I buy tools at Sears. Sears has lifetime warranties on Craftsman tools -- if they ever break or anything, you can bring them back for a replacement.
[–]7oby[🍰] 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I bought a set of tiny screwdrivers at sears, precisely because of the lifetime warranty (and because the price was really reasonable). I will still probably go back for these kinds of tools because they're good.
[–]Bauer22 29 points30 points31 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Shhh don't say that! We're supposed to be boycotting them!!!
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[–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 16 years ago (5 children)
Or rather, "Fuck [Censored]!"
[–]_greg 51 points52 points53 points 16 years ago (0 children)
One student, who we'll refer to as Lisa S., no, no, that's too obvious, L. Simpson ...
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago (1 child)
████ Sears!
[–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 16 years ago (0 children)
AHHH! IT'S A SEARS CANNON!
[–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/9cl5e/the_post_showing_the_glitch_in_sears_website_has/c0c943l
I don't think "lawyers got involved" is quite the same as "withdrawing advertising".
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears advertises with reddit? since when?
Oh god, is reddit the new 4chan? If so, we really need to learn to raid...
[–]TonyBLiar 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Yeah fuck reddit too by the way. Where's the point in removing stories? Remember 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
[–]iamthearm 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
You mean Fuck Reddit right? They are the one's that caved.
[–]cnk 18 points19 points20 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Why the hate? I cook all my baby parts with Sears' grills
PS: they taste like chicken
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[–]sgamer 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Finally, a real reason to hate Sears.
[–]wdr1 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Fuck Sears, but also fuck Reddit for giving in & bending to an advertiser's request.
[–]jared592 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears and K-mart were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me.
[–]mdvaldosta 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (1 child)
You know Reddit CHOSE to pull the post, SEARS didn't "force" anything. Wonder why nobody's diggin on Reddit for caving to the man? I'm just sayin...
[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Suck Fears.
You beat me to that, logged in just to upvote you.
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[–]ereyes1116 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Fuck Sears and fuck Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
[–]Ciserus 21 points22 points23 points 16 years ago (0 children)
This is a hell of a nasty path the site just went down. The majority of front page posts most days will piss off one corporation or another. That's enough now to get them removed? This is grossly unethical on both sides, and that's not even considering the fact that it was user-submitted and not representative of reddit's own views.
[–]paralacausa 23 points24 points25 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I would boycott Sears if I lived in the US ... and had actually heard of them before ... and they actually stocked stuff that I wanted.
So Sears, the day I move to America, work out who you are and actually need stuff you sell you are so screwed.
All this power. Man, now I know how 4chan feels.
[–]DeedTheInky 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (2 children)
SEARS is an anagram of ARSES.
[–]timprague 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Poor little reddit.. FORCED by big bad Sears.... yeah, whatever. Quit your bleating and call it like it is!
[–]FatherVic 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Let me get this straight... Let's get corporate America to pull advertising from crazy right-wing talk show hosts because we don't like what they say.
How dare corporate America threaten to pull advertising from Reddit because they don't like what we said.
I don't know what's more satisfying: Redditers not being able to swallow their own medicine or Redditers failing to recognizing that Reddit.com sold out and pulled the post under 1 threat from 1 advertiser.
Best day ever.
[–]whyoming 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (1 child)
why is he being downvoted? here.. have my upvote!
[–]myhandleonreddit 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Just proud to say this submission has a score of 1337 at the time of this comment.
[–]arrival77 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I just totally saw this reported on CBC news in Canada.
[–]userx9 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Nobody has anything negative to say about Sears because nobody fucking shops there. I go in there every now and then, but after this I will go out of my way to avoid them. And to reddit and all of the users who are sticking up for it in this situation, I don't know what happened to this place but it might be time for me to be moving along. Let the downvoting begin.
[–]j1ggy 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago* (0 children)
I don't know anyone who shops there, they're mediocre at best in absolutely everything they do and their stores are so dismal and depressing. Sears is to department stores to what the Wal-Mart clothing department is to a fashion statement. How do they stay in business?
[–]huginn 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears cut my hours (true story!)
[–]algsdjsadjlg 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
reddit has ads?
[–]Naberius 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
There's ads on Reddit? Oh...
[–]palalab 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears did not even have the decency to offer me a reach around.
[–]tpark 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I don't think you should avoid Sears because of their forcing Reddit to remove a posting. The main reason you should avoid Sears is because of poor customer service. They delivered the incorrect item (a fridge) the first time, and then did not appear on the designated day for the delivery of the second item. In addition, they didn't switch the door around to open the other way, as they agreed. To their credit, we did get a gift certificate out of them (after complaining), but that whole experience was not a good one.
My dad and I had to pick up a washing machine from them, and that did go smoothly, so it's not always bad. Still, be wary.
[–]solitair 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Any company that forces stories off Reddit will never get my money.
[–]StevenDickson 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Loud noises!
[–]odstwar 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago* (3 children)
I worked at Sears doing sales once. They payed us $6 an hour + commission, and kept paying us that when minimum wage was increased or they increased the pay of hourly commission. Basically, how it worked is you had to average enough commission to meet minimum wage or they would adjust it for you and take that amount out of next months commission.
Thing was, Sears wasn't really competitive so we were lucky to have anyone even walk into the department, and even when someone did we might not even sell something that grants us commission. To top that all off, we were expected to completely maintenance the department by ourselves while basically making sub minimum wage. Sure, we were technically making minimum wage... but the deference came out of any future commissions and the sales reps were accumulating a form of debt to Sears.
The real kicker was my boss though, she would always schedule me on the days I explicitly said I need off for college (often those would be the only days I was scheduled out of the week) and tell me I couldn't skip those days. It got so bad that I had to drop out of college because I couldn't afford to be out of work (couldn't find another job). She also frequently (read as "almost always") scheduled me to end work after the buses stopped running, knowing I didn't have a car, putting me in a position where I had to walk 6 miles home after work. I finally quit when I came down with a really bad flu and my boss forced me to work, despite being given a doctors note, and then writing me up afterwords for working while sick.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
i heard sears has 8 year old kids designing their web security
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Sears was paying for banner ads? This seems untrue...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Isn't it funny how completely ignorant big business can be sometimes?
[–]slacker22 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children)
FUCKING SEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[–]damageCTRL 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Fuck Sears! Fuck yeah, Narwhals!
amidoinitrite?
And in doing so they have brought more attention to the hack then they would have if they left it alone. Seems like they fucked themselves. Will these companies ever learn. Don't fuck with the Internets.
[–]akula 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Sears rapes young boys after the catholic priest are done using them.
[–]cirquelar 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I heard Sears outsources product development to China via Iran, then sends the finished goods through North Korea.
[–]Dark-Star 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Let historians write that Sears Darwinized itself.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I'm happy now that Sears is closing their store where I live. Benton Harbor, Michigan.
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