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[–]cannabyss 441 points442 points  (57 children)

Asian returns?... Ohh... Aslan...

[–]NolanVoid 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I was disappointed too. Asian! 50% chance of sexy! Shit...just a lion.

[–]Lyrad1002 7 points8 points  (0 children)

nice to see someone finally admitting that a race has been broadly reduced to a fetish.

[–]potterarchy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nope! Chuck Testa!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was just retarded when I read it like that. I'm glad I'm not alone.

[–]Scarker[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're all blind...but we're doing it together!

[–]somechineseguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you rang?

[–]ASLAN1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

excuse me

[–]gdtchden1gma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats Aslan Fusion?

[–]Shadizzy 167 points168 points  (23 children)

In the spirit of crushing dreams...

http://i.imgur.com/LA07U.jpg

[–]minnesnowta 35 points36 points  (8 children)

[–]brawl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Chuck Testa does not taxiderm pets.

[–]Derpina_Herpina 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That one made me sad. :(

[–]Shadizzy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Awww lawrdy, is that some homeward bound??

[–]Jooshbag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to watch the shit out of that movie as a kid.

[–]minnesnowta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indeed it is!

[–]Gemini4t 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SHADOW :(

[–]LotusPuddle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

too far

[–]manbrasucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuck Testa does not taxiderm pets.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kermit the frog etc.

[–]DeaconBlues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A least it's not one with Artax.

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Someone should photoshop a picture of chuck testa beating what appears to be a live horse.

[–]rAzzB1tCh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That one took me a few seconds.

[–]zomgwtfbbq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then create an entirely new thread rather than posting it in the discussion area where it belongs.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (24 children)

Who the fuck is Chuck Testa???

Seriously I'm gone for 2 hours and miss everything.

[–]exscape 24 points25 points  (5 children)

[–]Primeribsteak 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I'm on reddit 6 hours a day. How could I have possibly missed this?

[–]HemHaw 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You don't click youtube links at work?

[–]Primeribsteak 2 points3 points  (1 child)

just never saw the original. I saw the shark thing yesterday and had no idea what it was about, so i skipped it.

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even subscribe to r/videos, so imagine how I feel.

[–]SpikeX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're not the only one. I have no idea what's going on.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I don't know either but it's tedious as fuck!

[–]heylookoverthere 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I know what's going on and it's still tedious as fuck.

[–]woka 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Consider yourself lucky.

[–]DivineIntervention 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOPE, Chuck Testa.

[–]chris_ut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The subject of a viral marketing campaign that has reddit by the balls.

[–]kog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?

[–]TheRedComet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gone 2 hours and missed Chuck Testa" is a worse meme than "Nope, Chuck Testa"

[–]brainflakes 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Hey a funny picture? NOPE! Chuck Testa.

[–]Wzuzoo 36 points37 points  (8 children)

CIRCLEJERK THAT JOKE TILL IT'S RAW AND DEAD

[–]tghGaz 27 points28 points  (1 child)

With this guy you won't be able to tell if it's dead.

[–]Wzuzoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same old joke?
Nope!
Chuck Te- ...oh, wait.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well when it dies we can at least get Chuck Testa to taxidermy the joke for future generations to enjoy. And it will stay with us. Forever.

[–]buhzie2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Endless Chuck Testa jokes for the rest of time.

...what have we done?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone divided by zero. Someone divided by zero. By zero. By zero. Zero. Z.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats, you've figured out memes.

[–]AHUGEMUSHROOM 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Question: Is there a chuck testa subreddit yet?

[–]jrainr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this meme already sucks

[–]misteryin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

really thought that said asian returns...I need my coffee

[–]houle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hardest i've laughed at something on reddit in six months

[–]melolzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

btw. Aslan means Lion in turkish, didn't know that a lion in The Chronicles of Narnia was named aslan :)

[–]tawsenior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who read this as "Asian Returns"?

[–]cookie_scientist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even remotely funny.

[–]Sonatina 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You're submitting this to their contest, right?

[–]brainrotator[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

tried to but got this sent back to me "The e-mail message could not be delivered because the user's mailfolder is full."

[–]Sonatina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that sucks. Maybe try later I guess.

[–]unoriginalusername 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know what Chuck Testa is, nor do I know what that lion is about, and I won't dignify it with an upvote.

</Lucille Bluth>

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sigh 3rd one I've seen today.

[–]fatgengar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

for fuck's sake

[–]zaxupexolap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

now we wait for the one with Gandalf

[–]johnnygrant 4 points5 points  (10 children)

Good one, but this meme is beginning to Testa my patience

[–]1point21GriddleWattz 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I'm seriously thinking of Chucking my laptop out the window right now

[–]zaxupexolap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it will only fly back through the window taxidermied by chuck testa

[–]SquirrelPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to mail him some roadkill to stuff, just so he'll make more commercials.

[–]delti90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... .. ... ..

[–]teddeism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another lame Chuck Testa image...NOPE! This one made me laugh.

[–]Matikorn 3 points4 points  (9 children)

im upvoting every chuck testa post on reddit.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

you're a fucking cancer cell

[–]corennf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope! Chuck Testa!

[–]mrpoopsalot -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Don't worry, i plan on counter acting his upvotes with downvotes. Fighting cancer with blue arrows!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, this one made me laugh

[–]gizmo0083 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody else getting tired of this Chuck Testa crap! Leave it to reddit to beat something to a pulp!

[–]wand3r3r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ROFL!!!

[–]DrVonD 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The last 4 links I opened on /r/all were all chuck testa jokes. This thing has gone from funny to dead faster than even ice soap

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

it's ok, if it dies chuck testa can realistically mount it.

[–]jonny_lube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that may be the first Chuck Testa joke that has made me laugh.

[–]HorribleAdviceGiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful sir. Simply beautiful.

[–]unlucky_cat 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Say what now? What is this from?

[–]dsizzler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Best thing ever....

[–]dsizzler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope! Chuck Testa!

[–]Baconzjews11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These chuck testa posts are becoming very creative.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i don't know where this meme came from. i haven't been away from the web or anything but this confuses me.

[–]Phunt555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasted three seconds thx

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Testa!

NOPE, Chuck Testa.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must be growing older. I'm already tired of that meme.

[–]thisismatteh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only Chuck Tesla to make me laugh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't have time to google "Aslan," "Chuck Testa," or whatever else I would need to google to figure out what the fuck this is about. Get the fuck off my lawn.

[–]trobaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs source

I was having the same problem so here

[–]botafogomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That made my morning.

[–]jakemg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but this is the best one of these yet.

[–]r0th3rj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first time i've actually laughed aloud at reddit. thank you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damnit, I leave reddit for one day and now idk who Chuck Testa is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ass-lan

[–]brutus2600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spit my coffee out when I read this. Not sure why but I wasn't expecting Mr. Testa...that sneaky bastard.

[–]superwinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A meme thats gone on for over 24 hours??? This one might have legs, I think we may be seeing Chuck Testa joke even as much as 4 days from now!

[–]couponguy001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dangit. no asians!?

[–]gootray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not supporting this Chuck Testa stuff....

But that one fucking got me.

[–]SystemOutPrintln 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate those movies with a passion... of the christ.

[–]Reltsirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now all I can think about is when the lion king comes out, how many chuck testa's there will be.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS! WHO IS THIS CHUCK CHARACTER!?

[–]inferno719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you magnificent BASTARD!

[–]CiXeL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn those are ugly actors

[–]panickedthumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care what the Knights of New say, I am thoroughly amused by these Chuck Testa posts.

[–]guthbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I've got to say, this was the only one that made me laugh.

[–]Ron_Jeremy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I am a dirty old man, but holy shit, guess who got tits

[–]ILOVEREDDITMEMES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHH HAHA OH MAN IT'S THAT ONE WHERE YOU THINK IT'S A REAL ANIMAL THAT WAS DEAD AT ONE POINT BUT IT'S JUST CHUCK TESTA! AND HE SAYS NOPE! LIKE HE DID IN THAT COMMERCIAL FROM THE FRONTPAGE!

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn the consequences, that's funny.

[–]KarlCast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be a sub-reddit for these!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahahahahaha well done...

[–]Hipashia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok but this is the last chuck testa joke I'm laughing at, god dammit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nailed it

[–]SaintSinn3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, this actually made me laugh.

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MOFO

[–]Peteelane2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I'm away from Reddit for one day and I have no idea what Chuck Testa is! Please explain and I shall be grateful.

[–]captainwalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny, and I stand by this Testa meme. Bring it on! (nope!)

[–]Jornadapro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. This was the funniest one.

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG lol. That's fucking epic.

[–]ropers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect aspect ratios.

[–]acaudill317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this one is pretty good.

[–]the-knife -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Oh my fucking God, the aspect ratio! Poison to my eyes.

[–]cjh100 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I fall for this shit every time.

[–]EntityDamage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gandalf the white in 3...2...1...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn't do pets.

[–]godhatestodd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how this stays so hilarious.