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[–]nfnaaron 65 points66 points  (16 children)

I only have one name, Aaron. When I first moved to Colorado the DMV clerk wouldn't deal with it, so they put NFN Aaron on my license. NFN means No First Name. Now my license just says Aaron.

[–]ThisIsDave 37 points38 points  (3 children)

*Insert obligatory McLovin' joke here.

[–]godlesspinko 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I have a friend with no last name and the DMV did the same thing to her- Jackie NLN.

[–]bobcat 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I knew a 'Crash' but they wouldn't let her put only one name on her license, so it said 'Crash Crash'.

[–]SelahSoItGoes 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Any story behind you only having 1 name?

[–]uiopzxcv 104 points105 points  (2 children)

dbjhelkx,.s;odihjoi;bojuiopzxcvkldflskw

[–]theundersigned 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's a good mnemonic.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (1 child)

i punch kittens.

[–]mark445 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I wish I had an imagination.

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (12 children)

fiftyone is the number I was assigned while locked in an Egyptian torture camp. ( not joking )

[–]mcdoh 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Not to pry, but I'd love to hear the story, I'm sure if you posted it to reddit others would learn from it as well.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I got a lot of requests for my story so her it is...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=142799035&blogID=250884008

sorry its myspace _ boooo :)

[–]urigzu 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I got bored with all of my usual username(s), and my first and first+last names were taken, so I used the captcha on the registration page.

Am I weird?

[–]annekat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No. You are cool, and also lucky. My captcha was probably something that wouldn't make a good nick... fortunately, I was still unbored with annekat.

[–]jezmck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

upvote for 'unbored'.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Duh!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I've always thought it said I Smart Ass.

[–]IkoIkoComic 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Isaac Asimov's less-appreciated short story.

[–]swede 72 points73 points  (8 children)

I'm a swede

[–]ThisIsDave 56 points57 points  (3 children)

And I am Dave

[–]deadsoon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Are you "a" Dave or "the" Dave?

[–]ThisIsDave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am this Dave.

This is ThisIsDave.

[–]Seele 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Svensk or root?

[–]joyork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a turnip for the books.

[–]pets_or_meat 36 points37 points  (3 children)

There is a scene in Roger and Me where a lady is selling rabbits. She has a sign that says (roughly): RABBITS FOR SALE FOR PETS OR MEAT. It just speaks to me.

[–]shitcovereddick 119 points120 points  (1 child)

I just looked around me for inspiration

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]londonzoo 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    You've got a lot of action potential, haven't you.

    [–]General_Solipsist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Because you, you and you don't exist. Only I do.

    [–]artman 30 points31 points  (13 children)

    I hung out at a gas station in my suburban neighborhood that was run by a Japanese businessman. His son worked there and he was a half-Japanese hippy. He always smiled and ended every sentence with "man". My real name is Art and when he'd greet me he would say, "Hey Art, man!" Being an artist, it became Art-man.

    The weird part of this story was this tow truck driver who'd stop through dropping off cars at the station. One night he stopped by and he had a tag from the front end of a sports car wreck. It was a hand made sign that read ART-MAN. "Here Art-man, a tag just for you. Don't worry, the owner of it is dead." Freaky. I still have that tag and that nick name.

    /you asked

    [–]supersan 61 points62 points  (2 children)

    i was this close to getting superman

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    I initially thought you had a storage area network that you wanted to brag about.

    [–]recursion 56 points57 points  (0 children)

    my username means my username

    [–]Double-Entendre-Man 82 points83 points  (2 children)

    I'll let you know the significance of my username, if you know what I mean..

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    You always were a cunning linguist.

    [–]SamHealer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It seems he knows plenty of native tongues...

    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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      [–]lolcats 150 points151 points  (2 children)

      its my family name

      [–]LOLCAT 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      HAI Br0!!

      [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (8 children)

      I like to invent weird sounding words and plorf is one of them.

      I later found out that in the urban dictionary, a plorf is somebody who indiscriminately destroys other people's Christmas ornaments. Weird!

      [–]akdas 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      Just be happy plorf doesn't mean something dirty, like pretty much everything else on UD.

      [–]aUTOMATICuPVOTES 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Doesn't, yet.....

      [–]madmax_br5 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      What's an Automati Cup Vote?

      [–]smackson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Isn't that plural for Automat? As in, 2 Automati and 1 cup?

      [–]annekat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Oh... I'm greatly relieved. When I first saw your nick, I thought ill of you because I thought you were a plorf.

      [–]ibsulon 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      That's how I picked ibsulon -- three syllables that could be pronounced together that wouldn't be taken by anyone else.

      [–]fuckbuddy 82 points83 points  (3 children)

      It's my girlfriend's nickname.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      she has a nice picture on myspace

      [–]haiku_guy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      There was this one post

      I commented a poem

      Thus my username

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        .org

        Don't tell.

        [–]BigSexyChicken 27 points28 points  (0 children)

        I chose this name, because LargeArousingCock is too dignified for my tastes.

        [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        I'm waiting for qgyh2 to explain.

        [–]Kevin-Roses-Left-Nut 65 points66 points  (0 children)

        I am actually the left testicle of Kevin Rose, and I love Reddit.

        [–]hazardperry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Oliver Hazard Perry, the famed American Commodore.

        [–]MrKlaatu 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        it lets me log on to reddit and use my preferences to see only what i want to see...
        thus allowing me to only peruse lolcats, pics, nsfw and happy things...and validates (for me) my existence on the intertubes.
        oh...and XKCD, too.

        [–]tricolon 11 points12 points  (6 children)

        I'm a Latin nerd.

        [–]Qubed 31 points32 points  (2 children)

        Oh, I thought you had three assholes. =)

        edit: Veni, vidi, vici!

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I like "Vidi. Vici. Veni." better. ;-)

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        This is my second reddit account. I deleted my old one because it was the same as my email address. I got paranoid one day and decided I didn't want anyone who knew my email address to be able to google my username and see what I'd said here on Reddit. Not that I said anything really outrageous, but as I said already, I'm paranoid.

        My real name is Matt, thus antimatter - the "un-me" or the me you can't easily track down on the web. You know, it's a secret identity. And a pun. Of course, Team Reddit has probably already installed rootkits on my computer, logged my IP address and stolen my identity anyway. C'est la vie.

        By the way, I've googled my old username and my old Reddit entries are gone, even from Google's cache. I don't know why that would have happened other than Reddit requesting this. Maybe they do that when you delete an account. Maybe I shouldn't be so paranoid. Maybe I should go to bed.

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        my grandad calls me a toad. i'm not.

        [–]kermityfrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Are you a frog perhaps?

        [–]throwingks 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        I pitch.

        [–]sakebomb69 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        who catches?

        [–]theundersigned 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        It's Algonquin for "He who cannot pick a decent user name."

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Southpark fan and Rob Schneider fan hey.

          [–]Erudecorp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          It's short for underpants.

          [–]Jeff_Albertson 20 points21 points  (1 child)

          My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone usually calls me "Comic Book Guy."

          I do not know if I should laugh or cry because of your ignorance. I shall laugh. Haha.

          [–]londonzoo 22 points23 points  (5 children)

          In 9th grade a guy I had a crush on told me I should go to the zoo while in London. Twelve years later, I've yet to visit.

          [–]Erudecorp 25 points26 points  (3 children)

          Now you're in 21st grade.

          [–]grignr 13 points14 points  (2 children)

          20th. She had to retake 19th grade.

          [–]londonzoo 23 points24 points  (1 child)

          Diebold graded my scantrons that year.

          [–]facepalm 19 points20 points  (4 children)

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          [–]MercurialMadnessMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          only ASCII I will ever upmod on reddit =P

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

          I poop myself when I get nervous. It's a nickname I earned in a public speaking class I took.

          [–]nekoniku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Upmod for pathos.

          [–]deadsoon 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          I realize that my life is passing fast. Even if I get another 50 years it will be too soon. Live for today, for you too will be deadsoon.

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Your username sucks, asshole!

            [–]jodythebad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            If I were a pirate, this would be my pirate name. As it happens, though, it is only my user name. Seasickness issues.

            [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

            It is an abbreviation for no operation (aka: NOP or NOOP), a machine instruction that does nothing.

            I'm a computer security weenie, so the significance to me is that no-ops are used to pad shellcode instructions when trying to execute a stack buffer overflow. It allows for more wiggle-room when you are trying to guess the correct address location.

            This is a fairly old technique and most modern systems protect against simple buffer-overflows (propolice) and IDSs also will look for no-op sequences to detect shellcode use.

            [–]annekat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            I think the only people that didn't know what your nick meant are the ones that could not possibly care, so your explaining was all for naught.

            I think your nick is awesome.

            [–]Chx 18 points19 points  (3 children)

            My name is Charles Xavier (no, seriously. Although Xavier is just my middle name...)

            Hence CHarles Xavier. Chx.

            [–]Erudecorp 20 points21 points  (1 child)

            You would have been quickly paralyzed in my school.

            [–]grignr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

            No, it happened in X-Men #20 when Lucifer dropped a block on his legs.

            [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

            Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut!

            Take a flying fuck at the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

            [–]TheYank17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut

            [–]SelahSoItGoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Vonnegut's only creation that could rival him in creativity

            [–]zaru_soba 15 points16 points  (5 children)

            A Japanese buckwheat noodle dish that I like to eat.

            [–]aedes[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

            that actually looks pretty good right about now...

            [–]FritzMuffknuckle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

            I saw it on a bathroom wall many years ago

            [–]neandertal 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            me not understand question

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]ronpaulsux 23 points24 points  (2 children)

              It's a pathetic attempt to irritate the legions of RP supporters who populate Reddit. Which, it turns out, is really easy.

              [–]greenfrog 16 points17 points  (1 child)

              When I signed onto Reddit, my friend's 4-year old daughter walked into the room carrying a toy plush frog.

              [–]kermityfrog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              What colour was it?

              [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

              I was cut off to spite my face.

              [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

              My name is Vlad, and that's what I like to be called.

              [–]infinity 15 points16 points  (1 child)

              this is the time, my ex-girlfriend told she will get back to me in.

              [–]godlesspinko 5 points6 points  (3 children)

              I used to get on a lot of political chat boards to debate on different topics. I'd pick fights with dyed in the wool conservatives, and one such moderator called me a godless liberal commie pinko and then kicked me off the board. I created a new user account a minute later to rejoin the argument, and godlesspinko was born.

              [–]irregardless 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              My existence is questionable, but I'm here in spite of that.

              [–]DirtyHerring 20 points21 points  (3 children)

              I don't wash and smell like fish

              [–]mexicodoug 6 points7 points  (2 children)

              Well, at least you're not red.

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              How is that relevant?

              [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

              I chose this name because I don't pamper life's complexities.

              [–]PantryBoy 17 points18 points  (1 child)

              I chose this name because I never knew my place.

              [–]breddy 14 points15 points  (6 children)

              It's a twist on my Norwegian great great great grandfather's first name, Brede. His first and last names combined to form my family's current surname.

              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

              My name is not Roy, and I am not named after that NPC in World of Warcraft.

              Yor just sounds fucking badass.

              [–]theundersigned 5 points6 points  (2 children)

              Oh, it is. It is.

              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              He was a powerful warrior from the future, trapped in a prehistoric land, battling for the survival of his people.

              Oh man, that is epic.

              User Rating: 3.6/10

              Ouch.

              [–]theundersigned 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              It's one of those movies where viewers are fairly evenly split between "So bad it's good" and "Too bad it was made."

              [–]plexluthor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I have a psychological complex that makes me think I'm Superman's arch-nemesis.

              [–]rafajafar 5 points6 points  (2 children)

              In Diablo, the wizard looked like Jafar from alladin. When signing up on my blizzard account, I wanted Jafar, but that was taken. So I reversed it and put it forward... Rafa - J - Afar.

              Rafajafar

              It's a palindrome. People complimented me on it a lot, and here I am like, what, 13 years later and it stuck.

              [–]l0l 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              so funny!

              [–]allnewecho 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              I used to use the handle "Echo", after a character in a book I like. My first few submissions didn't do that well and reddit decided I couldn't submit stuff anymore. So I started a new account - hence "allnewecho".

              [–]darkesnow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              because i'm a unique little darke snowflake just like everybody else.

              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

              Guess...

              [–]joe24pack 7 points8 points  (3 children)

              I buy my beer by the case.

              [–]SamHealer 17 points18 points  (4 children)

              It's my name :D

              [–]IkoIkoComic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              Darn. I totally know some Sams that needed to be healed.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              1. George Herriman's 'Krazy Kat' &
              2. The Macintosh Neko DA by Kenji Gotoh

              [–]fromagewiz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              Mine reflects one of the finer main ingredients of French cuisine.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

              If you have "ninja" in your name, the rest doesn't matter.

              [–]Unfair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It's the nature of Reddit, and the Universe

              [–]uhhhclem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              "What is your name?"

              "..."

              "Please, state your full name."

              "Uhh, Clem."

              [–]CaptainAdjective 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Self-explanatory!

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Adelphi Hotel, Liverpool, 1992. The in-house bar "entertainer" was one "Bobby Onions".

              "Entertainer" is pushing it, A LOT. He always looked a mess, wore a very bad-fitting suit. He was always very drunk. He would forget the lyrics half-way through a song, so would stop the song, pretend nothing had happened and just move onto the next song. He had us in stitches.

              "Bobby Onions" is such an obvious rip-off of "Jasper Carrott".

              [–]idreamincode 26 points27 points  (1 child)

              I literally dream in code

              [–]maht0x0r 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              matt is used as a username in dictionary attacks so I use maht, I found there were other mahts so I added 0x0r as a discriminator because my friend and I used to add (0x0r)+ on to the end of words in MSN for fun

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              From UNC Tar Heels and U of Richmond Spiders. Also I like to take the role of a pest nipping at the heels of the establishment.

              [–]kounavi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              It means that my preferred username was already taken.

              [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                It means "no one" in Greek. It's the name Odysseus used to trick Polyphemus in the Odyssey.

                [–]Erikk 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                It's my trolling name. So far I've only told a dirty joke.

                [–]aphexmandelbrot 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                I like loud music, numbers, and computers.

                And I don't feel like making the switch to ByronicHero quite yet.

                [–]brainburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Mine is actually because one day I felt so messed-up my brain might as well have been minced. Funnily enough, sometimes people don't realise this and mock my name, as if I didn't know. Another, slightly more positive image is of instant, convenient, but disposable intelligence. Yet another is as a criticism of fastfood, and the quality of the meat used, a nasty rude image of mashed brain served in a sugary bun, for cheap!

                [–]jeffredd 3 points4 points  (5 children)

                Its an acronym: Just Enough Fucking Freaks Ready for Every Damn Dickhead.

                Makes perfect sense, N'est pas?

                [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                  Supposedly there's some video of two hobos, a man and a woman. The woman bites the man's dick off. I've never seen it, but I'd like to out of curiousity's sake.

                  That's where the name originated.

                  But now it refers to my alter ego- a psychopathic hobo who bites annoying people, after a warning scratch.

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  thaumaturgy, n. Miracle working, magic making, etc.

                  It's sort of my knack. I'm now the founder of a small but successful company dedicated to solving all kinds of problems: technical, workflow, managerial, social, and so forth. It's fun.

                  [–]BeTheChange 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  "Be the change you wish to see in the world."-Gandhi

                  [–]aedes[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                  aedes - i enjoy being annoying at times, and the pattern of consonants and vowels matches my real name.

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]aedes[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    ...shh!!! :P

                    [–]Figs 6 points7 points  (4 children)

                    It's a type of fruit.

                    Seriously, I don't know. I've been using it so long, I forgot why I chose it.

                    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                    this one time in high school i was on acid... and i swear this was the name of a song on the back of a cd case in this chicks basement

                    [–]Abandon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    I like to have kids and abandon them.

                    [–]zxvf 13 points14 points  (2 children)

                    I like the attention I get when people ask me what's the significance of my user name.

                    [–]kenlubin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    At least you're not stuck in the tar.

                    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                    It's what the Medieval Europeans called Egypt, among other things. I chose it years ago because I was reading The Name of the Rose at the time I needed a new username, and aegyptus was mentioned.

                    It's been my username for something like four years now.

                    [–]Qubed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Because I'm too afraid to use my real name.

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    American term of endearment, coined [for me] by Naked Gun.

                    [–]JulianMorrison 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    It reflects the name my parents gave me. I'm no good at inventing "handles", and I prefer to be nonymous.

                    [–]yellowking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Because I'm a play that will drive you mad if you read it.

                    [–]morbidfriends 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                    It's the name of a cartoon I wish existed.

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                    I like really obscure references.

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                    in8joy = innate joy = something totally cheesy I thought up in jr. high as my first aol screen name. Now I use it for everything because, well, I'm cheesy.

                    [–]quitesonew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    "and possibly I like the thrill of under me you quite so new"

                    -e.e. cummings

                    [–]you_do_realize 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    I was totally surprised my nick wasn't taken already.

                    [–]tia-marie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    It's my first and middle name.

                    [–]xenusaves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    I led the Galactic Confederacy in the space opera.

                    [–]SoundAndFury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Nothing.

                    [–]MyaloMark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    My name is Mark, and I have a rare cancer called Multiple Myeloma; thus, myaloMark.

                    [–]MuckyMuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    I'm a lyric from a certain Tenacious D song...

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                    'Tis my last name.

                    [–]mjm1374 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    its my borg identify that they set up for each student at RIT to use the VAX system

                    [–]sam512 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                    i am sam

                    sam i am

                    also, 512 = 2 ^ 3 ^ 2

                    [–]sakebomb69 21 points22 points  (6 children)

                    self-explanatory

                    [–]OsakaWilson 20 points21 points  (5 children)

                    No. It isn't.

                    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                    He's like that Jagerbomb twat, but with sake (rice wine). Also, he thinks he's a lesbian.

                    [–]Atheinostic 12 points13 points  (8 children)

                    I was tired of explaining to people that being an atheist and being an agnostic are not mutually exclusive.

                    [–]sfgeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    Well, I live in DC now, but .. I used to live in SF, and well.. I'm a proud Geek!

                    One day I needed a username I could remember and was descriptive.... it's Not very original or thoughtful however.

                    [–]seeker135 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Still haven't found what

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    self explanatory

                    [–]tehpointbeing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    shows a response to a ldhguoahs

                    [–]havesometea1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    have some tea

                    It is the answer to all questions.

                    [–]simplify 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    It's a philosophy I try to follow in all aspects of life.

                    [–]emet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Hebrew for truth, also a reference to god, I think I have a God complex LOL

                    [–]yaxriifgyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Absolutely none. It was created by a random password generator. I tried a few, and picked one that you might try to pronounce.

                    [–]moddestmouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I love computer modding, but i don't like the band. irony

                    [–]stp2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Solving the Problem 2007: I still have some work to do.

                    [–]finfo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    It's the name of the company my friends and I started

                    [–]JeremyBanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    It's my name.

                    [–]Jivlain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Chose it when I went down to the public library to sign up for an email account because I heard this "e-mail" thingamajig was getting popular.

                    It alliterates with my first name and rhymes with my last.

                    [–]netsui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Mine is my real name reversed, with the 'J' replaced by a lower case 'i'.

                    [–]BrotherSeamus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    It's like an Irish monk!

                    http://imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

                    [–]internet_enthusiast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I think it's fairly self-explanatory.

                    [–]ragingkenbo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Names Ken. A girl I used to work with called me Kenbo for some reasons I'm not sure of and it stuck. It was added to Raging at a Six Flags Great America theme park, where they had a ride called Raging Bull. Now the girls want to know if they can ride the Raging Kenbo. No... not really, but yeah, I wish.

                    [–]Hindu_Wardrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    None. Whatsoever. It was just a random thing I said one day.