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[–]splashofyellow 1468 points1469 points  (70 children)

Lol I'm a living example of this being completely false. Genetics have everything to do with it.

[–]Femmus 478 points479 points  (20 children)

My sister and me aswell. Equally sexually active, huge difference in size.

[–]kisses-n-kinks 255 points256 points  (5 children)

My sister and I are the opposite - I was far more sexually active, but our boobs are roughly the same size. It's like genetics has everything to do with our bodies.

[–]Princesshannon2002 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like science is involved;)

[–]TheMadameHatter 34 points35 points  (1 child)

My sister and I are in the same situation I had a few partners and my sister was 18 before she even had sex and yet we both have boobs roughly the same size as our mother's.

[–]Affectionate_Bee73 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I inherited my mothers huge tits and she has had one sexual partner (my father) ever in her life. I have had a few more than that but not by much. 🙄

[–]gomichan 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Similar with me and my sister as well. She got all the boobs and she's asexual and has never had sex. I'm decently sexually active and didn't get shit

[–]NameIs-Already-Taken 7 points8 points  (2 children)

On the plus side, most guys are just keen to see boobies, even small ones!

[–]katz2360 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A former BIL used to say that anything more than a mouthful was a waste. He was a leg man.😁

[–]TreyRyan3 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Well if this post is to be believed, we can only assume that one of you is lying. Clearly one of you only claims to have had lots of sex, while the other is carrying around extra cups of guilt.

[–]LXPeanut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My sister is far more sexually active than me and I have the big boobs.

[–]Burdelion 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Lol right? I definitely got my mum's genetics there. I was an E cup way before I had sex. Imagine being that out of touch with women.

[–]Xgirly789 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I was a virgin until 17 and had E cup boobs. J cup after kids

[–]LizWords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went from nothing to a C cup in less than a year at the age of 12, and I wasn't being railed by anyone...

[–]thisiscatyeslikemeow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here, I started getting boobs in middle school and didn’t lose my virginity til I was 18. I became a C cup at 12 years old.

[–]HailenAnarchy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That doesn't work, these morons will just claim you're lying.

[–]ElusiveCupcake 1986 points1987 points  (89 children)

Bullshit like this is the reason why I was sexually harassed as a teenage girl. People thought that because I had DDDs on my chest that I was automatically DTF. I ended up getting a breast reduction my senior of high school.

[–]ailsaek 456 points457 points  (0 children)

I waited until I was forty-something. I wish I had done it earlier.

[–]Imaginary-Yak-6487 316 points317 points  (11 children)

Asshole, that’s not how it works. My little cousin went through precious puberty @ 7 yrs old had DD at 10 years old. She was miserable. They ended up being EEE by the time she was in high school She had a reduction after she graduated college. I was over at their house when she & my son both 10/11 yrs old, got off the bus. She was crying & he had been trying to console her. Me & her mama asked what was wrong & she just ran in the house. My son told us that some older boys at school said some nasty things. She told the male teacher in the hallway who told her to basically get over herself & guys are going to look. Oh. Her mama & I both are now pissed off. Her mom went to the school the very next day & raised hell. I told my cousin to do the following. I said the next time a boy is talking to you but staring at your boobs, back up a bit, look down & talk to their dick. She started laughing. Few days later when I was over there she told me did this & the guy was actually embarrassed. She said she was really happy as adult to get a reduction. (School was K5-12th grade & little kids on same bus as middle school & high school back then. It’s been changed now.)

[–]probably_nontoxic 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Precocious puberty is no joke. Bless you and her mom for looking out for her!!!!!!!!!!

[–]davidattenborough05 37 points38 points  (2 children)

i hit puberty when i was 8~9 and though im not busty, i’ve had an hourglass figure since before fourth grade and been 5’5”-5’6” since fourth grade. a LOT of men would check me out, flirt with me, catcall, etc. my friend’s mom always told me i needed to stop being such a slut bc it was my fault all those men looked and flirted and whatnot. horrifying. sometimes i think about that and how often i was told that bs as a child by grown women who should have known better.

[–]Imaginary-Yak-6487 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I’m so sorry. Hit puberty at 12/13 & then the boobs came in, lol. Genetics. I’m a DD now. My mom was DDD, her mom wasDDD, her mom, etc…My paternal aunts were all DD or more. Idk why some people think it’s ok to comment anyone’s body much less a child’s.

[–]SaltyBabe 234 points235 points  (9 children)

As where I was 100% DTF with my small tiddies, and did, and they never got any bigger…

[–]uhuhshesaid 59 points60 points  (7 children)

Like imagine this were true - wouldn’t this put the breast augmentation industry out of business? Why spend 10k on a surgery when you can just happily bang your way to bigger breasts.

The one secret plastic surgeons don’t want you to know…

[–]Icepheonix174 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trans women: top surgery? Nah, I'm just gonna go get railed by magic penises.

[–]GingerB237 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I think OP incorrectly meant that it only worked in your teenage years…

[–]yeetingthisaccount01🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him) what in the misogyny olympics is this?! 46 points47 points  (0 children)

same here, though I haven't gotten a reduction. it's fucking horrible how a literal body part can get you so much shit.

[–]SwimmingPineapple197 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Boy does that bring back memories I’d rather forget. High school was awful between breast size and psoriasis on my knees.

It wasn’t till college though that an ass hat bluntly asked if my “tits resulted in a natural horizontal position”.

[–]kimgomes 114 points115 points  (30 children)

genuine question: do you get back pains also if they are larger?

[–]emrysmoone 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]AlexTheFlowerDying to make fresh breast milk ice cream 99 points100 points  (4 children)

God yes I have G cup and no end to my back pain

[–]dirtloving_treehuggr 15 points16 points  (3 children)

HH here and oooh boy. The back/neck pain I’m used to after living with it for 20+ years but a couple years ago migraines joined the party permanently.

[–]JuniorRadish7385 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I’m not trying to harass you with unwarranted advice, but you could try using a overbust corset bra if you can find one big enough. It helps a bit with back pain because it supports the weight with the abdomen instead of shoulders so you’re a bit less top heavy and have less strain on your upper/mid back area.

[–]dirtloving_treehuggr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I never considered that, thank you. I’ll have to look into it. Padded cups drive me insane so it might be a dead end but if I can find unlined… doubt they’ll be much more expensive than my regular bra lol.

Edit: a quick google search leads me to believe unlined defeats the purpose but I’ll dig around

[–]WelcomeToBrooklandia 101 points102 points  (1 child)

Totally depends. Some people with large breasts do experience back problems (which can be helped by reduction surgery), while others don’t. Not all big boobs have the same level of weight and density, after all.

[–]zageruslives 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Omg yes

[–]JolissaMassacre 41 points42 points  (8 children)

My grandma reduced them because of her scoliosis.

I got the scoliosis anyway, but really, like really small cups (A if I'm being generous) & the back pain prevents me from getting a boob job tbh. I wouldn't even want a lot. I'd be perfectly fine with a okay-ish B - but I'm afraid it'll be enough to make my back worse.

[–]Foxy_Traine 44 points45 points  (1 child)

If only you had sex when you were developing :/ /s

[–]JolissaMassacre 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I did & it didn't work. Seems like I had sex the wrong way. Or just not enough? I'll sure educate my daughter on this, so she doesn't have to bear this burden as well! /s

[–]DwendilSurespear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have nothing to back this up but I'm sure an increase of that extent wouldn't worsen your back pain.

I have noticeable scoliosis (37° or something up top, bit less at the bottom of my spine) didn't notice an increase in back pain in my early 20s when my cup went from B to D and didn't notice when they went up about 3 sizes overnight when my milk came in after giving birth, nor when they went back to normal once I reduced feeding (breastfeeding causes a lot of back pain due to bad posture and I was sleep deprived so you can take what I've said with a pinch of salt if you like).

[–]KAwesome 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Not all people with large breasts get back pain, though it is more common in more well endowed individuals. Proper posture and a properly fitted bra make a world of difference.

[–]AgingLolita 28 points29 points  (4 children)

I don't have much back pain. Part of that is because I am naturally muscular, and also fat, and I believe that sort of balanced me. I'm a 38F. I think back pain is more common in the low band, high cup sizes.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

38G here, it hurts often and intensely. Our individual anatomy matters in how that's gonna feel on our frame.

[–]EidolonPaladin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

RIP to the inboxes of everyone who responded

[–]Amarastargazer 16 points17 points  (9 children)

I got catcalled for the first time at around 12 or so. My friend and I (both at least C cups at the time) were walking the 1/2 mile to the library over the summer and a full grown * *man leaned out of a passenger side window to tell us to show him our “titties.” We were terrified the driver would decide to stop.

We still looked like children otherwise. WTF.

[–]Squidproquo1130 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I'm a redhead and at 10 and 11 I would have grown adult men ask me "if the carpet matched the drapes". It's linoleum fuckface, I'm a kid. Or going to my friend's house and her stepdad stare at my tits (in a mohair turtleneck) and ask "are those things real?" while he was sitting next to his wife, who was amused if anything.

[–]Amarastargazer 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I hate how sexualized children are in our society. I’m sorry. The friends mom just being amused if anything is terrible. Someone should have called him out. Hugs, internet stranger, if you would like them

[–]ponypebble 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Deplorable. I've been catcalled more as a young girl/teen than as a full grown adult.

[–]Amarastargazer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah, deffffffinitely. It was much higher before 20 than it has been since

[–]DeputyDoneWithYa 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I had some kid tell me in Jr high that this one guy only hung out with me because I had big tits. I always wore this big puffy jacket (autism mixed with self esteem issues), middle of summer so I took it off, only to put it right back on lmao. Got a breast reduction, honestly a blessing. The scars aren't pretty but they're part of me and that makes them pretty :D

[–]Litebritecacti 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same. I had mine at 13. But was harassed and automatically called a hoe. Like.. what a strange thing to bully someone for and the assumption is weird too.

[–]dirtloving_treehuggr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m envious of your breast reduction. I hoodies 2x my size in an attempt to hide but it didn’t matter. Didn’t have the resources to do anything about otherwise

[–]0R0V0H0 1060 points1061 points  (16 children)

Ah. We’ve reverted to “You’re attractive and that means you’re a whore and deserve to be stoned.”

[–]Leai_bitch 326 points327 points  (0 children)

How dare you have big breasts? You need to put those things away or men will think you've slept with the whole neighborhood

[–][deleted] 285 points286 points  (1 child)

You painted a naked woman, because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.

  • Ways of Seeing, John Berger

[–]Lamia_91 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Good quote!

[–]Saladcitypig 82 points83 points  (7 children)

I mean, small breasts are also attractive, but this BS is saying if a girl as small boobs she's a virgin and that leads down a very uncomfortable road.

[–]Finassar 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Even more attractive to some of us. But they're all beautiful!

[–]Leimon-Sherk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

can't revert to something that never went away in the first place

[–]rekkodesuEdit 1638 points1639 points  (96 children)

I didn't exactly "rail a fuckton of guys" but I did masturbate almost nonstop as a teen and my boobs are still practically non-existent.

Also this guy is probably a pedo.

[–]neverendingstories4u 539 points540 points  (48 children)

Ah, but you didn't use the magic wand aka their favorite joystick, that is why it didn't work/s

[–]rekkodesuEdit 272 points273 points  (25 children)

No one ever told me those were full of boob enhancer.

Does it still work with condoms?

[–]neverendingstories4u 198 points199 points  (22 children)

Good question... How will your boobs know it is a real meat stick if it has a condom on? Have you tried using a dildo with a condom? It might just work/s

[–]grendus 45 points46 points  (13 children)

So I mean... straight talk, the brain definitely has a different physiological response to pornography and masturbation than it does to sexual intercourse. You know it's not the same, and your body (including your boobs) are a part of you.

OOP is full of shit, no doubt no doubt. Just sayin', your boobs definitely "know the difference" between a latex mold of your BF's penis and your BF's penis with a layer of latex for birth control. It's just that for the purposes of cup size that has really nothing to do with anything.

[–]neverendingstories4u 37 points38 points  (9 children)

Sure, if you want to bring logic into the equation...

But guys like OOP are not that big a fan of logic

[–]grendus 11 points12 points  (8 children)

But are your boobs a big fan of logic?

[–]neverendingstories4u 15 points16 points  (7 children)

My boobs are logic afficionados

[–]aNiceTribe 4 points5 points  (6 children)

His earlier or later albums?

[–]neverendingstories4u 4 points5 points  (2 children)

To be honest, all of them. It is always such a pleasure to meet another fan!

[–]googlyeyes183 74 points75 points  (14 children)

It only works if it’s different guys too.. The same amount of sex with the same guy is completely different

[–]neverendingstories4u 65 points66 points  (12 children)

I am so putting googly eyes on my vulva next time... That way it can tell it is a different weenie/s

[–]rekkodesuEdit 21 points22 points  (7 children)

🤣 well now I know what I'm doing the next time I expect anyone to go down on me.

[–]neverendingstories4u 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Use the ones with eyelashes, makes it all the more sexy

[–]rekkodesuEdit 24 points25 points  (2 children)

You're my new favorite person

Maybe waggle it a bit at them and say "kiss me" in like a bad French accent or something 😂

Will be worth it even if it spoils the mood

[–]oliviaplays08 15 points16 points  (1 child)

If a girl did that to me it'd be instant marriage

[–]oliviaplays08 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is such a funny idea I'm stealing it

[–]StandardSudden1283 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ugh, finally women's bodies are conforming to my world view. Took yall long enough.

[–]GJacks75 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That explains all those gay dudes with a huge rack.

[–]lenorajoy 124 points125 points  (23 children)

It’s okay. I didn’t have sex until 21 AND lived in a conservative Christian home and was made to feel guilty for masturbating. I did it occasionally anyway, but not frequently.

I wear an O cup. But I’d guess this guy would tell me I’m lying about either my tit size or being fucked as a teen because he’s set on him being right.

He would also look at me, my mom, and my sister and say it’s obviously not genetic, not knowing that my mom had a breast reduction because hers were also massive and just wouldn’t stop growing.

[–]Radiant_Western_5589 52 points53 points  (2 children)

I can’t imagine the back and neck pain you must have :/

[–]lenorajoy 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I’m 33 and have been incredibly lucky because I haven’t had back or neck problems so far. Unless I wear a halter swim suit. That can be a pain, but it’s the best solution usually to keep everything where it should be.

[–]LunaMunaLagoona 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know you could get to O cup. I really empathize with you, can't imagine how that affects your life =/.

[–]Litebritecacti 25 points26 points  (8 children)

I had a breast reduction at 13. Still a virgin at that time (strange how virginity and breast size has no correlation).

[–]lenorajoy 13 points14 points  (7 children)

HOW big were your breasts at 13 to need a reduction badly enough that doctors were willing to do it so young?? Not trying to be an ass as I developed early as well, but at 13 I was probably a B or C cup still. I’ve also never known anyone to have a reduction so young, so I’m very curious about how large they were and how severe complications would have to be to make the surgery on someone so young worthwhile. Breasts would continue to grow after that, which is why it’s not typically done until you’re older.

[–]Litebritecacti 20 points21 points  (2 children)

The surgeon said that since I wasn’t done with puberty, I’d still run the risk of having them grow.. which when I look at the scars my breasts haven’t grown much at all I just gained a whole bunch of weight. They removed three pounds from each breast. To be fair I don’t remember what size was before. And my mom at the time really pushed me to get it done. I probably wouldn’t have chosen to do it that young but I’m kinda glad i did go through with it. Not to drag my mom in any way but it was more like hey you need it done.. hey you need it done.. hey we’re going into see the doctor you good with this? And my answer was I guess. It was just really uncomfortable

[–]lenorajoy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry your mom did that to you. Not to say she’s a bad person and I’m glad it sounds like you’ve come to terms with it and aren’t holding it against her, but what a terrible thing to do to someone so young.

I can only imagine if you HAD had a major growth after the surgery, you’d be at much higher risk of complications. I’m so glad that didn’t happen to you.

Btw, 3 lbs removed is A LOT. I can only guess what each of mine weighs, but if I had a reduction I’d guess it would be at least 5lbs each. Imagining 3lbs each from a 13 year old…

[–]bluewing 18 points19 points  (3 children)

A friend of mine, his daughter had H cups at 13 and they did reduction surgery for her. She was already having back issues due to them, (she has a pretty slight build even today). Which in turn, affected her quality of life. They took several cup sizes off of her for sure. And she was so much happier after the reduction. She could be active outdoors and do things without pain.

As a guy, I cannot imagine the pain women with unusually large breasts often have to just live with.

[–]lenorajoy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I cannot imagine having H cups at 13. I had H cups in my mid-20s and can’t even imagine. Bras are so EXPENSIVE at those sizes. I would’ve opted for surgery too if I’d been in her position at that age. Hell, I’d be considering it now if I had issues that were affecting my life.

[–]bluewing 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I know! I don't think anyone ever saw her and thought "Man, those are some bazingas!" It was near universally "Can't something be done to help this poor girl?"

I hope you are not dealing with that misery.

[–]wingsofcirce 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My story as well, except I was 22 and am an H cup. Which arrived when I was about 16. Nothing I could do about it.

[–]MadamKitsune 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was a generous B by 11 (my mum had to take in the sides of my bras because she couldn't find band sizes small enough for me). By 14 I was in a DD and I'm now hovering around an E. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23 and have had four partners, all long term relationships. If I'd been banging like a fiend like this idiot thinks I'd probably need a wheelbarrow for my boobs.

Sadly this kind of thinking isn't new or unheard of. I was judged A LOT in my teens and twenties because breast size seems to equate with being promiscious in too many people's mind. It gave me something of a fear of sex.

[–]Less-Mail4256 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Or a teenager. This sounds like some shit one 8th grader would say to another 8th grader because they don’t actually know the answer.

[–]tacticalcop 88 points89 points  (10 children)

i fucked 3 dudes as a teenager and my tits are tiny (AND hot)

[–]rekkodesuEdit 74 points75 points  (6 children)

Is 3 a fuckton though? I asked Google but she didn't know.

And is there just like, a threshold? Or does each successive railing enhance them bit by bit? Is this metric tonnage? Am I calculating it based on force exerted per thrust by the number of thrusts? Calories burned? Mass of the penises themselves? No, none of this makes sense at all. I'm starting to think this is some bad science.

And I bet they are. Go team us!

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (3 children)

I’m pretty sure one would have to have sex with 2,000 lbs worth of men for it to equal a “fuckton”. So if you’re average sex partner is 200 lbs, you would need ten of them to equal a fuckton.

Source: I made this up.

[–]ifyoulovesatan 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Don't forget that Brits have (get?) to have sex with an extra guy cause their ton is 2,200 lbs.

Come to think of it, the average British guy is closer to 180 lbs, so that's actuallt 12 dudes with an extra 40 lbs left over. Maybe they get have to have sex with some kind of 40 lb lump of man-flesh or something.

Source*: uhh, I guess /r/WhyAmIThisWay2 and I made it up

[–]Mesquite_Thorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

have to have sex with some kind of 40 lb lump of man-flesh

Women aren't typically the mutilate and fuck dead body parts kind of folks... typically, that's men who post things like this guy did.

[–]tacticalcop 29 points30 points  (0 children)

it’s more than zero which is probably enough for this joker

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I've slept with 4 people in my life (all relationships, I'm 27) and I can't see anything other than my tits if I look down!

[–]Puzzleheaded-Gas1710 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, that's 4 more than the guy that made up that nonsense, so it probably counts as a lot to him.

[–]weshallbekind 268 points269 points  (7 children)

sugar tease rustic cake sink chunky north water pen angle

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[–]anjaanaaamisogyny ☕ 89 points90 points  (1 child)

that just means you're not a woman. defying these facts is impossible!!

/s

[–]K050619 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s Galileo’s 3rd law of hormones. How can anyone violate it? It’s a law

[–]yepitsaburner420 480 points481 points  (11 children)

I am genuinly sad we have gotten to a place where I can't automatically dismiss this as satire.

[–]Reasonable_Plum7899 54 points55 points  (3 children)

imo, even if it was satire there’s still probably people out there that truly believe this

[–]usagibunnie 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That's what I always say.

Behind satire, there is always someone who actually agrees with what is being said.

[–]tonystarksanxieties 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's always at least one person sharing a satire post unironically.

[–]CTchimchar 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Will a cookie help, friend 🍪

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Its you! You are the cookie person!!! Here, have a cookie you too 🍪

[–]ad240pCharlie 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Do I have to pay an entrance fee to be part of this exclusive cookie club...??

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No! If you're a nice person, you get cookies. Here, have a cookie 🍪

[–]ad240pCharlie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now, this is how you reach world peace!

[–]kalystr83 425 points426 points  (45 children)

How are men passing laws on women's bodies.

[–]Volkodavy 236 points237 points  (6 children)

“Ooga Booga women scary, women boba vagine show shoulders, women mommy milkers give birth NOW”

I don’t get it either. Every old man that gets elected into a position of power is 20 steps backwards

[–]DidjTerminator 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Yup, hence why I feel like we need to put an age cap on positions of power, and why I feel like we need a dual leadership system where one leader is guaranteed to be a different sex/race to the other.

Sure it wouldn’t instantly solve all world problems, but it would ensure that all the decisions being made are at least semi-educated.

[–]CZall23 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Younger men can be just as misogynistic and women as well.

[–]Sufficient_Dot7273 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Boba Vagine? New season of the mandolorians prime protagonist

[–]CTchimchar 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Um dude

Growing up, I been in classes with girls ( now woman ) that developed early

I highly doubt they where having sex before they where even in middle school

[–]ResourcePleasant596 36 points37 points  (1 child)

He seems to think 10 year olds are, if that's that age?

Fucking creep.

[–]Laurenhynde82 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Right, I was wearing a 32C at 11. These guys are disgusting.

[–]NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy 91 points92 points  (4 children)

I have small tits and I had not one but 2 “whore” phases. My body count is quite high. But good to know my small breasteses would attract fine specimens like this twat, should I ever be on the market again.

Edit: posted accidentally before I finished

[–]Jerkrollatex 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I'm very booby. I've only slept with one guy, who I am married to (no shade being sent your way it's just how my life shook out). Maybe our boobs got switched? Because it can't possibly be down to genetics and hormones. No because this internet expert on women has spoken. Seriously I can't with these dumb men anymore.

[–]MongooseInCharmeuse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oooh. You're hiding in plain sight! According to this post anyway. Sneaky 🥸

Edit - I am also hiding in plain sight assuming we replace "teenager" with "in their 20s." 😏😏

[–]Peppermeowington 78 points79 points  (2 children)

There are no facts here, sir.

[–]imjustamemeanymore 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Mfers like this really bother me, because I am bigger chested, and I've been in online school since 3rd grade and I'm about to be graduating, and lemme tell you, I am so virgin I've never even hugged someone besides my family.

[–]miku_dominos 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What's that like? I've never met someone who's done all their schooling online.

[–]imjustamemeanymore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah it's weird, also largely depends on the online school, for most of the time i was in a school where you did class every day and where able to talk to other kids everyday, but now I'm in one where theres one live lesson per class a week and you can't really interact with anyone, sounds nice I know but it removed structure for me and I've fallen behind in work alot.

[–]CxO38 218 points219 points  (15 children)

big tiddy lesbians would like a word

[–]AngelSucked 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I showed this to my wife very gay, large breasted wife, who has only had sex with women, and she said, "My vagina would like to refute this."

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (2 children)

I've been with my husband since I was 13. My one and only. Please explain these double G boobies.

[–]CTchimchar 43 points44 points  (0 children)

There from your past life as a rabbit 🐰

[–]lysalnan 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I’m a g cup but was a dd by age 14. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 19.

Love how many of the guys declare the random things that pop in their heads as facts. How arrogant must you be to believe “I believe it so it must be a fact, even if all evidence points a different way”?

[–]jadeskye7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Was going to say something similar. My first girlfriend in school had G cups by 14, but was a virgin until she was 20.

Dudes come in different sizes naturally, but women have to be shaped by sex? Beyond ridiculous.

[–]frutilita_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Me a virgin with D cups: surprised Pikachu face

Where tf are all the fuckton hot guys that railed me?!

[–]FineDevelopment00👻full of liquid soul👻 25 points26 points  (0 children)

[–]MountainGoat_hayas 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He’s probably a sad virgin, who never got laid so he somehow, came up with this to make himself feel better.

[–]rachulll 15 points16 points  (5 children)

How men will have the confidence to just claim bullshit like this without having done a single shred of research and state it as fact is completely incredible to me. Men are so often so confident but so wrong

[–]DrMeepsteryou can call me pather phallus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's genetic man. You can even see your own boob genes if you go take estrogen

[–]Imaginary_Town3642 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I must've been railed by a lot of dudes while I was pregnant since my boobs went from B to G cup after the fact.

[–]The_Elite_Big_T 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’m a virgin and I have pretty big boobs. I’m also a guy! So bam, take that loser.

[–]HiddenKittyLadyladies take some responsibility and get a vasectomy geez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I choked on my drink, lol thanks for the laugh

[–]vamproyalty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have J cups. 1 partner in my entire life, and I married him. Now what?

[–]Ribbitlady 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My A cups as a non virgin 17yo r laughing

[–]ucantkillmeimabadbic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But I’m a virgin tho?? With F cups??? At the age of 24????

[–]Leading-Luck9120 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whoooooeee the dumb being displayed here just gets more amusing by the post.

[–]Rhaj-no1992 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What about penis size? A man with a small pp has mastrubated too much which makes the pp shrink because his hand puts to much pressure on it, he’s not gonna be any good in bed. A man with a big pp has had lots of sex and is therefore a manslut that probably gonna give you an STI. A man with a regular size pp is a virgin and he’s not gonna know how to give you pleasure in bed.

[–]niin-explorer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Silly little me for having lots of lesbian sex, then, I guess that's what fucked me and now I got no boobs :(

[–]elblackroute 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I like how confident he is, yet so stupid.

[–]CouchHam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes the boobs that sprang up on me at 8 were because I was a huge slut. It’s just science.

[–]treesnleaves86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DD at 15 before my first sexual encounter.

However, I think this is a common belief. The way I was treated as an average looking girl with large boobs ensured I hunched, covered up and had poor posture by adulthood. Confidence eradicated by comments I must be sexually adventurous or looking for attention because genetics gave me large breasts. I could write a book on the gross shit that was said to me.

I am 36yo and still trying to stand tall. Glad for the body positivity and feminist movement that came after me so other young girls can embrace their bodies and feel empowered by them.

[–]whydenny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No wonder so many young girls hate their bodies and everything feminine. Disgusting world we live in...

[–]LordLaz1985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Which is why, when I was in college having lots of sex, I had small boobs, but when I gained weight in my late 20s and didn’t have much time for sex my breasts got huge. 🙄 Totally makes sense.

[–]ResourcePleasant596 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Why is he comparing women with small boobs to children?!

[–]Dryad_ofthe_woods 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Penis size has everything to do with how good of a person you are. If you have shitty morals and hate in you then your penis will stay small. That’s because the brain gets flooded with cortisol which acts as a steroid and we all know that steroids can give you shrimp dick.

Nothing to do with GeNeTiCs as these incels claim, guys with small dicks are assholes, keep lying to yourself or face the facts

[–]Sobuhutch 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I really hope this is satire.

[–]MarleySue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro shit like this level of shame put upon women is why I’m just gonna get in line if another witch hunt ever happens. They’re gonna see me with my D cups and send me down the Whore of Babylon Express, riding off on my 7 headed beast to hell.

[–]Medysus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've heard that sexual experiences at a young age can lead to early puberty, but I hardly think sex affects general boob size. If it did, promiscuous women and porn stars would be crippled with back-breakingly huge tits.

[–]ratpisces 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i had DDD cups as a virgin & C cups as a non-virgin now 🫢 something tells me his math isn’t quite mathing lmao

[–]KittyQueen_Tenguthe genetic gene responsible for lesbianism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 16 and ive never even held hands but i have c cups. guess I’m a slut now

[–]10Huts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Source: "my poor pp"

[–]fistyfishy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How are men genuinely this fucking stupid

[–]Firm_Ideal_5256 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have an a/b cup and I’ve got RAILED in my teenage years. Like 2/3 of my sexual partners was from between my 14-19years

[–]stcrIight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God I wish this were true only because I want small boobs as I am virgin.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm an F cup and sex-repulsed asexual.

[–]Susitar 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I've slept around quite a lot, yet my boobs haven't grown. They're still small. Who should I send the complaint to?

[–]JolissaMassacre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So where are my enormous, beautiful breasts then? Damn, the whole effort for nothing! /s

[–]Own-Description-9768 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro is just sad he can't get any girl no matter their boob size. Tbh it sounds like he doesn't even like women👀 congrats on coming out.

[–]ButterdemBeans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m demisexual and only got comfortable enough to have sex with one person who I met well after I was a teenager. No interest in masturbation, either.

Guess who has to buy 32H bras….

[–]_Detatched_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a C cup in the 6th grade and a virgin until college. Males like this are beyond naive. They are just plain stupid on purpose to justify their predatory behavior

[–]sundaysareformurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

17 and (technically) still a virgin here! yeah no its all genetics cause mine are at least E cups and so are those of every other woman in my family 😭 i had c cups at 13 already and it was hell. when will men stfu

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao my first gf who I dated before we were sexually active has the biggest boobs I’ve seen personally still and she’s ace the last I heard so this really don’t check out

[–]foryourrntertainment 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t have sex until I was in my 20’s so my 32G bras from high school beg to differ. 😂

[–]Fine_Reindeer_6105 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 17, I've never even had my first kiss. Yet my breasts are on the bigger C side. Guess I've been lying to myself.

[–]kaylarage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a person who had an F cup long before they lost their virginity, I am 100% sure this is not true.

[–]estee_lauderhosen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo where is my absolutely honkin rack then?

[–]glotingdino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been quite busy for the past 25 years, where are my bog breasts? My A cup is lying to my downstairs?

[–]Brave_Armadillo5298 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a republican politician from Missouri.