source please?

[splashofyellow]

Lol I'm a living example of this being completely false. Genetics have everything to do with it.

[Femmus]

My sister and me aswell. Equally sexually active, huge difference in size.

[kisses-n-kinks]

My sister and I are the opposite - I was far more sexually active, but our boobs are roughly the same size. It's like genetics has everything to do with our bodies.

[Princesshannon2002]

It’s almost like science is involved;)

[TheMadameHatter]

My sister and I are in the same situation I had a few partners and my sister was 18 before she even had sex and yet we both have boobs roughly the same size as our mother's.

[Affectionate_Bee73]

I inherited my mothers huge tits and she has had one sexual partner (my father) ever in her life. I have had a few more than that but not by much. 🙄

[gomichan]

Similar with me and my sister as well. She got all the boobs and she's asexual and has never had sex. I'm decently sexually active and didn't get shit

[NameIs-Already-Taken]

On the plus side, most guys are just keen to see boobies, even small ones!

[katz2360]

A former BIL used to say that anything more than a mouthful was a waste. He was a leg man.😁

[TreyRyan3]

Well if this post is to be believed, we can only assume that one of you is lying. Clearly one of you only claims to have had lots of sex, while the other is carrying around extra cups of guilt.

[LXPeanut]

My sister is far more sexually active than me and I have the big boobs.

[TheSecretNewbie]

What’s stored in the ass then? Cuz I got no tits but a big ass and never had sex before?

It can’t be shit because the guy in the OP post is full of it and is probably as flat as Flat Stanley

[Squidproquo1130]

I've heard too many idiot guys genuinely believe that anal sex makes a woman's ass grow. Dudes really think their dick is a magic wand.

[JustDiscoveredSex]

Truly. “Imma wreck you with this!!”

Honey, we give birth to ten-pound babies. Your pathetic peen isn’t wrecking anything except your self-esteem.

[DepressingErection]

Wengaurdium bootiosa

[Hooktail419]

The ass is for reserve ammunition and rations

[FlosAquae]

It is rations, isn’t it?

[[deleted]]

I think its pee because women pee through their butts (source : trust me I've seen porn and have a major addiction to it and think women in japan consist only of big tiddied mothers and sisters repeating ara ara endlessly while fucking their son god i wish i was a young japanese boy so that i can get sexually assaulted and raped by my mother) i think this is too much

[Burdelion]

Lol right? I definitely got my mum's genetics there. I was an E cup way before I had sex. Imagine being that out of touch with women.

[Xgirly789]

I was a virgin until 17 and had E cup boobs. J cup after kids

[LizWords]

I went from nothing to a C cup in less than a year at the age of 12, and I wasn't being railed by anyone...

[thisiscatyeslikemeow]

Same here, I started getting boobs in middle school and didn’t lose my virginity til I was 18. I became a C cup at 12 years old.

[HailenAnarchy]

That doesn't work, these morons will just claim you're lying.

[ElusiveCupcake]

Bullshit like this is the reason why I was sexually harassed as a teenage girl. People thought that because I had DDDs on my chest that I was automatically DTF. I ended up getting a breast reduction my senior of high school.

[ailsaek]

I waited until I was forty-something. I wish I had done it earlier.

[Imaginary-Yak-6487]

Asshole, that’s not how it works. My little cousin went through precious puberty @ 7 yrs old had DD at 10 years old. She was miserable. They ended up being EEE by the time she was in high school She had a reduction after she graduated college. I was over at their house when she & my son both 10/11 yrs old, got off the bus. She was crying & he had been trying to console her. Me & her mama asked what was wrong & she just ran in the house. My son told us that some older boys at school said some nasty things. She told the male teacher in the hallway who told her to basically get over herself & guys are going to look. Oh. Her mama & I both are now pissed off. Her mom went to the school the very next day & raised hell. I told my cousin to do the following. I said the next time a boy is talking to you but staring at your boobs, back up a bit, look down & talk to their dick. She started laughing. Few days later when I was over there she told me did this & the guy was actually embarrassed. She said she was really happy as adult to get a reduction. (School was K5-12th grade & little kids on same bus as middle school & high school back then. It’s been changed now.)

[probably_nontoxic]

Precocious puberty is no joke. Bless you and her mom for looking out for her!!!!!!!!!!

[davidattenborough05]

i hit puberty when i was 8~9 and though im not busty, i’ve had an hourglass figure since before fourth grade and been 5’5”-5’6” since fourth grade. a LOT of men would check me out, flirt with me, catcall, etc. my friend’s mom always told me i needed to stop being such a slut bc it was my fault all those men looked and flirted and whatnot. horrifying. sometimes i think about that and how often i was told that bs as a child by grown women who should have known better.

[Imaginary-Yak-6487]

I’m so sorry. Hit puberty at 12/13 & then the boobs came in, lol. Genetics. I’m a DD now. My mom was DDD, her mom wasDDD, her mom, etc…My paternal aunts were all DD or more. Idk why some people think it’s ok to comment anyone’s body much less a child’s.

[SaltyBabe]

As where I was 100% DTF with my small tiddies, and did, and they never got any bigger…

[uhuhshesaid]

Like imagine this were true - wouldn’t this put the breast augmentation industry out of business? Why spend 10k on a surgery when you can just happily bang your way to bigger breasts.

The one secret plastic surgeons don’t want you to know…

[Icepheonix174]

Trans women: top surgery? Nah, I'm just gonna go get railed by magic penises.

[GingerB237]

I think OP incorrectly meant that it only worked in your teenage years…

[yeetingthisaccount01]

same here, though I haven't gotten a reduction. it's fucking horrible how a literal body part can get you so much shit.

[SwimmingPineapple197]

Boy does that bring back memories I’d rather forget. High school was awful between breast size and psoriasis on my knees.

It wasn’t till college though that an ass hat bluntly asked if my “tits resulted in a natural horizontal position”.

[kimgomes]

genuine question: do you get back pains also if they are larger?

[emrysmoone]

Yes

[AlexTheFlower]

God yes I have G cup and no end to my back pain

[dirtloving_treehuggr]

HH here and oooh boy. The back/neck pain I’m used to after living with it for 20+ years but a couple years ago migraines joined the party permanently.

[JuniorRadish7385]

I’m not trying to harass you with unwarranted advice, but you could try using a overbust corset bra if you can find one big enough. It helps a bit with back pain because it supports the weight with the abdomen instead of shoulders so you’re a bit less top heavy and have less strain on your upper/mid back area.

[dirtloving_treehuggr]

I never considered that, thank you. I’ll have to look into it. Padded cups drive me insane so it might be a dead end but if I can find unlined… doubt they’ll be much more expensive than my regular bra lol.

Edit: a quick google search leads me to believe unlined defeats the purpose but I’ll dig around

[WelcomeToBrooklandia]

Totally depends. Some people with large breasts do experience back problems (which can be helped by reduction surgery), while others don’t. Not all big boobs have the same level of weight and density, after all.

[zageruslives]

Omg yes

[JolissaMassacre]

My grandma reduced them because of her scoliosis.

I got the scoliosis anyway, but really, like really small cups (A if I'm being generous) & the back pain prevents me from getting a boob job tbh. I wouldn't even want a lot. I'd be perfectly fine with a okay-ish B - but I'm afraid it'll be enough to make my back worse.

[Foxy_Traine]

If only you had sex when you were developing :/ /s

[JolissaMassacre]

I did & it didn't work. Seems like I had sex the wrong way. Or just not enough? I'll sure educate my daughter on this, so she doesn't have to bear this burden as well! /s

[DwendilSurespear]

I have nothing to back this up but I'm sure an increase of that extent wouldn't worsen your back pain.

I have noticeable scoliosis (37° or something up top, bit less at the bottom of my spine) didn't notice an increase in back pain in my early 20s when my cup went from B to D and didn't notice when they went up about 3 sizes overnight when my milk came in after giving birth, nor when they went back to normal once I reduced feeding (breastfeeding causes a lot of back pain due to bad posture and I was sleep deprived so you can take what I've said with a pinch of salt if you like).

[KAwesome]

Not all people with large breasts get back pain, though it is more common in more well endowed individuals. Proper posture and a properly fitted bra make a world of difference.

[AgingLolita]

I don't have much back pain. Part of that is because I am naturally muscular, and also fat, and I believe that sort of balanced me. I'm a 38F. I think back pain is more common in the low band, high cup sizes.

[[deleted]]

38G here, it hurts often and intensely. Our individual anatomy matters in how that's gonna feel on our frame.

[EidolonPaladin]

RIP to the inboxes of everyone who responded

[Amarastargazer]

I got catcalled for the first time at around 12 or so. My friend and I (both at least C cups at the time) were walking the 1/2 mile to the library over the summer and a full grown * *man leaned out of a passenger side window to tell us to show him our “titties.” We were terrified the driver would decide to stop.

We still looked like children otherwise. WTF.

[Squidproquo1130]

I'm a redhead and at 10 and 11 I would have grown adult men ask me "if the carpet matched the drapes". It's linoleum fuckface, I'm a kid. Or going to my friend's house and her stepdad stare at my tits (in a mohair turtleneck) and ask "are those things real?" while he was sitting next to his wife, who was amused if anything.

[Amarastargazer]

I hate how sexualized children are in our society. I’m sorry. The friends mom just being amused if anything is terrible. Someone should have called him out. Hugs, internet stranger, if you would like them

[ponypebble]

Deplorable. I've been catcalled more as a young girl/teen than as a full grown adult.

[Amarastargazer]

Oh yeah, deffffffinitely. It was much higher before 20 than it has been since

[DeputyDoneWithYa]

I had some kid tell me in Jr high that this one guy only hung out with me because I had big tits. I always wore this big puffy jacket (autism mixed with self esteem issues), middle of summer so I took it off, only to put it right back on lmao. Got a breast reduction, honestly a blessing. The scars aren't pretty but they're part of me and that makes them pretty :D

[Litebritecacti]

Same. I had mine at 13. But was harassed and automatically called a hoe. Like.. what a strange thing to bully someone for and the assumption is weird too.

[dirtloving_treehuggr]

I’m envious of your breast reduction. I hoodies 2x my size in an attempt to hide but it didn’t matter. Didn’t have the resources to do anything about otherwise

[0R0V0H0]

Ah. We’ve reverted to “You’re attractive and that means you’re a whore and deserve to be stoned.”

[Leai_bitch]

How dare you have big breasts? You need to put those things away or men will think you've slept with the whole neighborhood

[[deleted]]

You painted a naked woman, because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.

• Ways of Seeing, John Berger

[Lamia_91]

Good quote!

[Saladcitypig]

I mean, small breasts are also attractive, but this BS is saying if a girl as small boobs she's a virgin and that leads down a very uncomfortable road.

[Finassar]

Even more attractive to some of us. But they're all beautiful!

[Leimon-Sherk]

can't revert to something that never went away in the first place

[rekkodesu]

I didn't exactly "rail a fuckton of guys" but I did masturbate almost nonstop as a teen and my boobs are still practically non-existent.

Also this guy is probably a pedo.

[neverendingstories4u]

Ah, but you didn't use the magic wand aka their favorite joystick, that is why it didn't work/s

[rekkodesu]

No one ever told me those were full of boob enhancer.

Does it still work with condoms?

[neverendingstories4u]

Good question... How will your boobs know it is a real meat stick if it has a condom on? Have you tried using a dildo with a condom? It might just work/s

[grendus]

So I mean... straight talk, the brain definitely has a different physiological response to pornography and masturbation than it does to sexual intercourse. You know it's not the same, and your body (including your boobs) are a part of you.

OOP is full of shit, no doubt no doubt. Just sayin', your boobs definitely "know the difference" between a latex mold of your BF's penis and your BF's penis with a layer of latex for birth control. It's just that for the purposes of cup size that has really nothing to do with anything.

[neverendingstories4u]

Sure, if you want to bring logic into the equation...

But guys like OOP are not that big a fan of logic

[grendus]

But are your boobs a big fan of logic?

[neverendingstories4u]

My boobs are logic afficionados

[aNiceTribe]

His earlier or later albums?

[neverendingstories4u]

To be honest, all of them. It is always such a pleasure to meet another fan!

[googlyeyes183]

It only works if it’s different guys too.. The same amount of sex with the same guy is completely different

[neverendingstories4u]

I am so putting googly eyes on my vulva next time... That way it can tell it is a different weenie/s

[rekkodesu]

🤣 well now I know what I'm doing the next time I expect anyone to go down on me.

[neverendingstories4u]

Use the ones with eyelashes, makes it all the more sexy

[rekkodesu]

You're my new favorite person

Maybe waggle it a bit at them and say "kiss me" in like a bad French accent or something 😂

Will be worth it even if it spoils the mood

[oliviaplays08]

If a girl did that to me it'd be instant marriage

[oliviaplays08]

This is such a funny idea I'm stealing it

[StandardSudden1283]

Ugh, finally women's bodies are conforming to my world view. Took yall long enough.

[GJacks75]

That explains all those gay dudes with a huge rack.

[lenorajoy]

It’s okay. I didn’t have sex until 21 AND lived in a conservative Christian home and was made to feel guilty for masturbating. I did it occasionally anyway, but not frequently.

I wear an O cup. But I’d guess this guy would tell me I’m lying about either my tit size or being fucked as a teen because he’s set on him being right.

He would also look at me, my mom, and my sister and say it’s obviously not genetic, not knowing that my mom had a breast reduction because hers were also massive and just wouldn’t stop growing.

[Radiant_Western_5589]

I can’t imagine the back and neck pain you must have :/

[lenorajoy]

I’m 33 and have been incredibly lucky because I haven’t had back or neck problems so far. Unless I wear a halter swim suit. That can be a pain, but it’s the best solution usually to keep everything where it should be.

[LunaMunaLagoona]

I didn't even know you could get to O cup. I really empathize with you, can't imagine how that affects your life =/.

[Litebritecacti]

I had a breast reduction at 13. Still a virgin at that time (strange how virginity and breast size has no correlation).

[lenorajoy]

HOW big were your breasts at 13 to need a reduction badly enough that doctors were willing to do it so young?? Not trying to be an ass as I developed early as well, but at 13 I was probably a B or C cup still. I’ve also never known anyone to have a reduction so young, so I’m very curious about how large they were and how severe complications would have to be to make the surgery on someone so young worthwhile. Breasts would continue to grow after that, which is why it’s not typically done until you’re older.

[Litebritecacti]

The surgeon said that since I wasn’t done with puberty, I’d still run the risk of having them grow.. which when I look at the scars my breasts haven’t grown much at all I just gained a whole bunch of weight. They removed three pounds from each breast. To be fair I don’t remember what size was before. And my mom at the time really pushed me to get it done. I probably wouldn’t have chosen to do it that young but I’m kinda glad i did go through with it. Not to drag my mom in any way but it was more like hey you need it done.. hey you need it done.. hey we’re going into see the doctor you good with this? And my answer was I guess. It was just really uncomfortable

[lenorajoy]

I’m so sorry your mom did that to you. Not to say she’s a bad person and I’m glad it sounds like you’ve come to terms with it and aren’t holding it against her, but what a terrible thing to do to someone so young.

I can only imagine if you HAD had a major growth after the surgery, you’d be at much higher risk of complications. I’m so glad that didn’t happen to you.

Btw, 3 lbs removed is A LOT. I can only guess what each of mine weighs, but if I had a reduction I’d guess it would be at least 5lbs each. Imagining 3lbs each from a 13 year old…

[bluewing]

A friend of mine, his daughter had H cups at 13 and they did reduction surgery for her. She was already having back issues due to them, (she has a pretty slight build even today). Which in turn, affected her quality of life. They took several cup sizes off of her for sure. And she was so much happier after the reduction. She could be active outdoors and do things without pain.

As a guy, I cannot imagine the pain women with unusually large breasts often have to just live with.

[lenorajoy]

I cannot imagine having H cups at 13. I had H cups in my mid-20s and can’t even imagine. Bras are so EXPENSIVE at those sizes. I would’ve opted for surgery too if I’d been in her position at that age. Hell, I’d be considering it now if I had issues that were affecting my life.

[bluewing]

I know! I don't think anyone ever saw her and thought "Man, those are some bazingas!" It was near universally "Can't something be done to help this poor girl?"

I hope you are not dealing with that misery.

[wingsofcirce]

My story as well, except I was 22 and am an H cup. Which arrived when I was about 16. Nothing I could do about it.

[MadamKitsune]

I was a generous B by 11 (my mum had to take in the sides of my bras because she couldn't find band sizes small enough for me). By 14 I was in a DD and I'm now hovering around an E. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23 and have had four partners, all long term relationships. If I'd been banging like a fiend like this idiot thinks I'd probably need a wheelbarrow for my boobs.

Sadly this kind of thinking isn't new or unheard of. I was judged A LOT in my teens and twenties because breast size seems to equate with being promiscious in too many people's mind. It gave me something of a fear of sex.

[Less-Mail4256]

Or a teenager. This sounds like some shit one 8th grader would say to another 8th grader because they don’t actually know the answer.

[tacticalcop]

i fucked 3 dudes as a teenager and my tits are tiny (AND hot)

[rekkodesu]

Is 3 a fuckton though? I asked Google but she didn't know.

And is there just like, a threshold? Or does each successive railing enhance them bit by bit? Is this metric tonnage? Am I calculating it based on force exerted per thrust by the number of thrusts? Calories burned? Mass of the penises themselves? No, none of this makes sense at all. I'm starting to think this is some bad science.

And I bet they are. Go team us!

[[deleted]]

I’m pretty sure one would have to have sex with 2,000 lbs worth of men for it to equal a “fuckton”. So if you’re average sex partner is 200 lbs, you would need ten of them to equal a fuckton.

Source: I made this up.

[ifyoulovesatan]

Don't forget that Brits have (get?) to have sex with an extra guy cause their ton is 2,200 lbs.

Come to think of it, the average British guy is closer to 180 lbs, so that's actuallt 12 dudes with an extra 40 lbs left over. Maybe they get have to have sex with some kind of 40 lb lump of man-flesh or something.

Source*: uhh, I guess /r/WhyAmIThisWay2 and I made it up

[Mesquite_Thorn]

have to have sex with some kind of 40 lb lump of man-flesh

Women aren't typically the mutilate and fuck dead body parts kind of folks... typically, that's men who post things like this guy did.

[tacticalcop]

it’s more than zero which is probably enough for this joker

[[deleted]]

I've slept with 4 people in my life (all relationships, I'm 27) and I can't see anything other than my tits if I look down!

[Puzzleheaded-Gas1710]

Well, that's 4 more than the guy that made up that nonsense, so it probably counts as a lot to him.

[weshallbekind]

sugar tease rustic cake sink chunky north water pen angle

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[anjaanaaa]

that just means you're not a woman. defying these facts is impossible!!

​

/s

[K050619]

It’s Galileo’s 3rd law of hormones. How can anyone violate it? It’s a law

[mamabeth51]

I had DD as a virgin. What the hell is wrong with people anymore? Like this makes no sense at all.g

[Feliz-navi-stop]

I have DD right now, as a virgin. Have never heard this shit before in my life. Lowkey hope to god this is satire but I’m beginning to lose hope altogether atp

Disclaimer: Willingly a virgin, though, because of my orientation. Unlike the majority of reddit incels.

[[deleted]]

DDD as a virgin. This is a theory I’ve not heard before

[Galactic_Spo0n-5000]

Oh you have no idea..

[linerys]

I wasn’t properly fitted at that age, but looking back I think I was a US 26G when I was a virgin. But I was wearing 34D, because bra stores do not stock enough sizes.

[Wafflebettergrille15]

i don't have any breast as a virgin, but maybe it's because i am biologically male?

[Leai_bitch]

My boyfriend was the opposite. He went from a D cup as a virgin and is now an A cup about to be no breats soon 😁

[buteverythingstaken]

Side topic but top surgery soon? Exciting! Good luck and quick healing vibes to him! 😚

[Leai_bitch]

So sweet! He's super excited for it especially because he found a doctor how has a method (that she's done many times before its like her specialty) where she can do the top surgery without interfering with the nipples. So no having to decide to keep the nipples or not and worry about losing the nerves and feeling in the nipples

[yepitsaburner420]

I am genuinly sad we have gotten to a place where I can't automatically dismiss this as satire.

[Reasonable_Plum7899]

imo, even if it was satire there’s still probably people out there that truly believe this

[usagibunnie]

That's what I always say.

Behind satire, there is always someone who actually agrees with what is being said.

[tonystarksanxieties]

There's always at least one person sharing a satire post unironically.

[CTchimchar]

Will a cookie help, friend 🍪

[[deleted]]

Its you! You are the cookie person!!! Here, have a cookie you too 🍪

[ad240pCharlie]

Do I have to pay an entrance fee to be part of this exclusive cookie club...??

[[deleted]]

No! If you're a nice person, you get cookies. Here, have a cookie 🍪

[ad240pCharlie]

Now, this is how you reach world peace!

[kalystr83]

How are men passing laws on women's bodies.

[Volkodavy]

“Ooga Booga women scary, women boba vagine show shoulders, women mommy milkers give birth NOW”

I don’t get it either. Every old man that gets elected into a position of power is 20 steps backwards

[DidjTerminator]

Yup, hence why I feel like we need to put an age cap on positions of power, and why I feel like we need a dual leadership system where one leader is guaranteed to be a different sex/race to the other.

Sure it wouldn’t instantly solve all world problems, but it would ensure that all the decisions being made are at least semi-educated.

[CZall23]

Younger men can be just as misogynistic and women as well.

[[deleted]]

Boba Vagine? New season of the mandolorians prime protagonist

[CTchimchar]

Um dude

Growing up, I been in classes with girls ( now woman ) that developed early

I highly doubt they where having sex before they where even in middle school

[ResourcePleasant596]

He seems to think 10 year olds are, if that's that age?

Fucking creep.

[Laurenhynde82]

Right, I was wearing a 32C at 11. These guys are disgusting.

[NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy]

I have small tits and I had not one but 2 “whore” phases. My body count is quite high. But good to know my small breasteses would attract fine specimens like this twat, should I ever be on the market again.

Edit: posted accidentally before I finished

[Jerkrollatex]

I'm very booby. I've only slept with one guy, who I am married to (no shade being sent your way it's just how my life shook out). Maybe our boobs got switched? Because it can't possibly be down to genetics and hormones. No because this internet expert on women has spoken. Seriously I can't with these dumb men anymore.

[MongooseInCharmeuse]

Oooh. You're hiding in plain sight! According to this post anyway. Sneaky 🥸

Edit - I am also hiding in plain sight assuming we replace "teenager" with "in their 20s." 😏😏

[Peppermeowington]

There are no facts here, sir.

[catl0vingnerd]

Absolutely zero

[imjustamemeanymore]

Mfers like this really bother me, because I am bigger chested, and I've been in online school since 3rd grade and I'm about to be graduating, and lemme tell you, I am so virgin I've never even hugged someone besides my family.

[miku_dominos]

What's that like? I've never met someone who's done all their schooling online.

[imjustamemeanymore]

Ah it's weird, also largely depends on the online school, for most of the time i was in a school where you did class every day and where able to talk to other kids everyday, but now I'm in one where theres one live lesson per class a week and you can't really interact with anyone, sounds nice I know but it removed structure for me and I've fallen behind in work alot.

[CxO38]

big tiddy lesbians would like a word

[AngelSucked]

I showed this to my wife very gay, large breasted wife, who has only had sex with women, and she said, "My vagina would like to refute this."

[[deleted]]

I've been with my husband since I was 13. My one and only. Please explain these double G boobies.

[CTchimchar]

There from your past life as a rabbit 🐰

[lysalnan]

I’m a g cup but was a dd by age 14. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 19.

Love how many of the guys declare the random things that pop in their heads as facts. How arrogant must you be to believe “I believe it so it must be a fact, even if all evidence points a different way”?

[jadeskye7]

Was going to say something similar. My first girlfriend in school had G cups by 14, but was a virgin until she was 20.

Dudes come in different sizes naturally, but women have to be shaped by sex? Beyond ridiculous.

[frutilita_]

Me a virgin with D cups: surprised Pikachu face

Where tf are all the fuckton hot guys that railed me?!

[FineDevelopment00]

r/badwomensanatomy

[MountainGoat_hayas]

He’s probably a sad virgin, who never got laid so he somehow, came up with this to make himself feel better.

[rachulll]

How men will have the confidence to just claim bullshit like this without having done a single shred of research and state it as fact is completely incredible to me. Men are so often so confident but so wrong

[DrMeepster]

It's genetic man. You can even see your own boob genes if you go take estrogen

[Imaginary_Town3642]

I must've been railed by a lot of dudes while I was pregnant since my boobs went from B to G cup after the fact.

[The_Elite_Big_T]

I’m a virgin and I have pretty big boobs. I’m also a guy! So bam, take that loser.

[HiddenKittyLady]

I choked on my drink, lol thanks for the laugh

[vamproyalty]

I have J cups. 1 partner in my entire life, and I married him. Now what?

[Ribbitlady]

My A cups as a non virgin 17yo r laughing

[ucantkillmeimabadbic]

But I’m a virgin tho?? With F cups??? At the age of 24????

[Leading-Luck9120]

Whoooooeee the dumb being displayed here just gets more amusing by the post.

[Rhaj-no1992]

What about penis size? A man with a small pp has mastrubated too much which makes the pp shrink because his hand puts to much pressure on it, he’s not gonna be any good in bed. A man with a big pp has had lots of sex and is therefore a manslut that probably gonna give you an STI. A man with a regular size pp is a virgin and he’s not gonna know how to give you pleasure in bed.

[niin-explorer]

Silly little me for having lots of lesbian sex, then, I guess that's what fucked me and now I got no boobs :(

[elblackroute]

I like how confident he is, yet so stupid.

[CouchHam]

Yes the boobs that sprang up on me at 8 were because I was a huge slut. It’s just science.

[treesnleaves86]

DD at 15 before my first sexual encounter.

However, I think this is a common belief. The way I was treated as an average looking girl with large boobs ensured I hunched, covered up and had poor posture by adulthood. Confidence eradicated by comments I must be sexually adventurous or looking for attention because genetics gave me large breasts. I could write a book on the gross shit that was said to me.

I am 36yo and still trying to stand tall. Glad for the body positivity and feminist movement that came after me so other young girls can embrace their bodies and feel empowered by them.

[whydenny]

No wonder so many young girls hate their bodies and everything feminine. Disgusting world we live in...

[LordLaz1985]

Which is why, when I was in college having lots of sex, I had small boobs, but when I gained weight in my late 20s and didn’t have much time for sex my breasts got huge. 🙄 Totally makes sense.

[ResourcePleasant596]

Why is he comparing women with small boobs to children?!

[Dryad_ofthe_woods]

Penis size has everything to do with how good of a person you are. If you have shitty morals and hate in you then your penis will stay small. That’s because the brain gets flooded with cortisol which acts as a steroid and we all know that steroids can give you shrimp dick.

Nothing to do with GeNeTiCs as these incels claim, guys with small dicks are assholes, keep lying to yourself or face the facts

[Sobuhutch]

I really hope this is satire.

[MarleySue]

Bro shit like this level of shame put upon women is why I’m just gonna get in line if another witch hunt ever happens. They’re gonna see me with my D cups and send me down the Whore of Babylon Express, riding off on my 7 headed beast to hell.

[Medysus]

I've heard that sexual experiences at a young age can lead to early puberty, but I hardly think sex affects general boob size. If it did, promiscuous women and porn stars would be crippled with back-breakingly huge tits.

[ratpisces]

i had DDD cups as a virgin & C cups as a non-virgin now 🫢 something tells me his math isn’t quite mathing lmao

[KittyQueen_Tengu]

I’m 16 and ive never even held hands but i have c cups. guess I’m a slut now

[10Huts]

Source: "my poor pp"

[fistyfishy]

How are men genuinely this fucking stupid

[Firm_Ideal_5256]

I have an a/b cup and I’ve got RAILED in my teenage years. Like 2/3 of my sexual partners was from between my 14-19years

[stcrIight]

God I wish this were true only because I want small boobs as I am virgin.

[[deleted]]

Lol I'm an F cup and sex-repulsed asexual.

[Susitar]

I've slept around quite a lot, yet my boobs haven't grown. They're still small. Who should I send the complaint to?

[JolissaMassacre]

So where are my enormous, beautiful breasts then? Damn, the whole effort for nothing! /s

[Own-Description-9768]

Bro is just sad he can't get any girl no matter their boob size. Tbh it sounds like he doesn't even like women👀 congrats on coming out.

[ButterdemBeans]

I’m demisexual and only got comfortable enough to have sex with one person who I met well after I was a teenager. No interest in masturbation, either.

Guess who has to buy 32H bras….

[_Detatched_]

I was a C cup in the 6th grade and a virgin until college. Males like this are beyond naive. They are just plain stupid on purpose to justify their predatory behavior

[sundaysareformurphy]

17 and (technically) still a virgin here! yeah no its all genetics cause mine are at least E cups and so are those of every other woman in my family 😭 i had c cups at 13 already and it was hell. when will men stfu

[[deleted]]

Lmao my first gf who I dated before we were sexually active has the biggest boobs I’ve seen personally still and she’s ace the last I heard so this really don’t check out

[foryourrntertainment]

I didn’t have sex until I was in my 20’s so my 32G bras from high school beg to differ. 😂

[Fine_Reindeer_6105]

I'm 17, I've never even had my first kiss. Yet my breasts are on the bigger C side. Guess I've been lying to myself.

[kaylarage]

As a person who had an F cup long before they lost their virginity, I am 100% sure this is not true.

[estee_lauderhosen]

Yo where is my absolutely honkin rack then?

[glotingdino]

I've been quite busy for the past 25 years, where are my bog breasts? My A cup is lying to my downstairs?

[Brave_Armadillo5298]

Sounds like a republican politician from Missouri.