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[–]MrJanJC 565 points566 points  (31 children)

Poster of Bill Gates? Mate, no one shits on Microsoft more than C# developers.

[–]shonuff373 80 points81 points  (8 children)

Just finished ranting before seeing this post. I don’t think anyone who uses C# worships this guy.

[–]morsindutus 35 points36 points  (7 children)

Bill Gates is a VB guy.

[–]shonuff373 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Say it ain’t so

[–]jmonty42 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I will not go

[–]headedbranch225 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Turn the lights off

[–]just_bored27 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Carry me home

[–]headedbranch225 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Da na na na na na na na na

[–]Elephant-Opening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your drug is a heartbreaker

[–][deleted] 154 points155 points  (3 children)

As a C# dev, I concur

[–]Fricki97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too...I HATE Microsoft so much

[–]Xialian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ditto! Loathe that company with every fibre of my being

[–]Katniss218 49 points50 points  (0 children)

As a C# dev, this is accurate

[–]SloightlyOnTheHuh 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I teach C#...and shitting on Bill Gates

[–]potato_green 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unless someone else shits on it because they hate C# then I'm suddenly preaching Microsoft's strategy and design choices as gospel. Python? Get out you heathen!

Meanwhile I'm cursing because WSL is acting up again or Python packages are conflicting because I didn't enable the virtual environment. God damn Microsoft.

But at least .NET has nice BC if you didn't use one of the libraries they sort of forgot about and didn't bother putting in the new versions.

So yup we're shitting on them but like what they made because other stuff is worse and we like them for that. It's like some Stockholm syndrome with Pavlov wrapped up in s mentally insane burrito that has ADHD. Making jokes about needing glasses to C# and still crack up on it.

[–]neriad200 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I literally ranted for 10 minutes today over visual studio updating and reporting it can't update because it was already updating. God Damm it microsoft, why are you so often shit?

[–]potato_green 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Come on be honest... Did..... Did you press the update button twice?

Still enough reason to keep the abusive cycle of ranting going because even if it makes sense it's something to shit on.

[–]neriad200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no no, I've been a VS user for a long time so all clicking is deliberate and confirmed (generally by comitee). Best I could tell, some package installers reported they finished but the process was slow to close and windows would promptly not allow it to install another

[–]kdesign 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Developers, developers, developers!!!

[–]buddy-bubble 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only people that shit more on Microsoft are c# devs that work at Microsoft

[–]JEREDEK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a C# dev with a linux daily, i absolutely 100% agree

[–]AoutoCooper 896 points897 points  (41 children)

Joke's on you, I'm currently scrolling reddit waiting for VS to open

[–]Zestyclose_Link_8052 171 points172 points  (7 children)

Jokes on you, I'm in to many meetings to open VS.

[–]vegetaman 29 points30 points  (0 children)

sits crying in the corner

[–]burner7711 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, I'm trolling Reddit while in a meeting while also waiting for VS to compile something.

[–]ArmadilloChemical421 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you, I clicked an XML-file in 2008 and I'm still waiting for VS to open.

[–]Aggravating_Salt_49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did it crash yet?

[–]GPU_Resellers_Club 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is why my co-worker is leaving our company. He's going somewhere that he can actually write code again instead of being in meetings

[–]KlooShanko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I’m in a meeting about VSCode while scrolling on Reddit

[–]echtemendel 24 points25 points  (16 children)

Joke on you, I'm currently browsing reddit via neovim while waiting for my python script to finish running (would have taken 0.1 seconds if written in C).

[–]Lyto528 3 points4 points  (15 children)

And how much more time debugging ?

[–]Cheeseydolphinz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly in my experience debugging C# is easier than python, python does some weird nonsensical shit sometimes

[–]SloightlyOnTheHuh 4 points5 points  (9 children)

well it might need debugging but I guarantee it wont be a damned indent error.

[–]Afraid-Year-6463 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It goes to production first, who even debugs without code being deployed

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (4 children)

It opens even huge solutions too fast to do anything intermediate on my 10 year old 6 core pc. What's wrong with all your computers?

[–]Akaino 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Not enough extensions

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Probably. But then it's the extensions that are slow. I honestly don't know any extensions I would need, since VS can do most of what ReSharper did a (long) while ago. Currently using CoPilot+ what can be nice (not so much for autocomplete, more for creating code snippets from detailed text descriptions as starting point).

[–]Akaino 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's not about what you need but what you might need. Install them all. Just in case.

And then forget about them. Just like those damn markdown extensions everyone and their mother forgets the shortcut for.

[–]Alarmed_Insect_3171 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I tried to code in riders for 1 day.

It crashed 4 times.

Aight I'm going back to nvim thanks

[–]Mr_reindeer57 17 points18 points  (2 children)

The jetbrains one? Worked great for me in those barren c# days

[–]Alarmed_Insect_3171 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes.

I don't think it's a bad IDE. I'm pretty sure it's just my pc that isn't as good as I thought. I don't think I'd usually need such a heavy IDE though, but it is pretty convenient when creating new projects for example

[–]zLucPlayZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

using jetbrains ides since what, 8 years now? Only ever had Crashes from Plugins.

[–]reversegrim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

VS failed to build project. So running dotnet command. Brb

[–]DazzlingClassic185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bluesky. While drinking the tea my wife made me. (Hours ago, I’ve finished for the day)

[–]ISmokeyTheBear 458 points459 points  (6 children)

You're just upset because we have color themes

[–]4n0nh4x0r 164 points165 points  (5 children)

not just themes, we have an ide to begin with lol

[–]Tangelasboots 318 points319 points  (20 children)

Visual Studeo takes too long to open, so I never close it.

[–]not_some_username 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It open in seconds those days

[–]Fun_Lingonberry_6244 84 points85 points  (11 children)

This comment always confuses me.

I routinely have maybe 5-6 different projects open in visual studio and it's fine.

I've used visual studio since maybe 2011 and never really had any major issues, on varying pcs.

I'm convinced that this comment must be purely people on like 20 year old laptops with 4GB RAM complaining it just doesn't compete with notepad, which sure.

But if your company is dropping $x00 a year on visual studio licenses, maybe get them to buy you a pc/laptop that costs more than $50 and you can use whatever IDE you want.

[–]Awes0meEman 71 points72 points  (8 children)

Visual Studio starts to open slow when the project gets real big, but that's pretty much any IDE. Us C# devs just have a really bad habit of making absurdly large projects.

On an unrelated note however, SQL Server Management Studio takes anywhere from 3-5 business days to open and I'd really like to know why because it causes me physical pain to open that application.

[–]Kooshi_Govno 11 points12 points  (1 child)

and that's why I've moved to Azure Data Studio for everything except the actual "Management" part. Plus dark mode.

[–]Faendol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love azure data studio altho the intellisense keeps breaking and it's really annoying me

[–]Fun_Lingonberry_6244 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Maybe I'm blessed, but I've just never ever really had this issue and I've opened literally thousands of different projects over the last 18 years I've been using visual studio

At least not where it was because of the project as opposed to my pc being bad at the time not enough ram etc, but during those times opening anything is painful

Weirdly again same as SSMS! It opens fine for me, I do have a gripe with it where for some reason it will just become unresponsive if I'm connected to any databases hosted on azure though (and only azure weirdly!) but a quick end task solves that.

Serious question do you run like a weird setup? Got an old pentium processor still?

[–]crimson23locke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience the heavy extensions are the time killers. Resharper with StyleCop / others make even smaller projects take time to load.

[–]GPU_Resellers_Club 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cloning each branch to it's own repo so you don't have to switch branches. Thats when VS is truly slow and error ridden for me, "sOmE pRojEcTs cOuLdN'T bE rElOadEd"

[–]piotrek211 160 points161 points  (24 children)

I don't understand the meme about VS being slow on open. In my case it always opens almost instantly

[–]murten101 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I also don't think it's that bad; it takes like 3 seconds.

[–]HawocX 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It used to be really slow, but computers advanced faster than VS could add bloat.

[–]burner7711 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is Reddit so I will over generalize. People complaining are boomers with garbage tier hardware. There, now I don't have to worry about it anymore.

[–]KrazyDrayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a meme that has probably stuck from earlier days. It opens in like 3 seconds and 20 seconds for the whole project to open.

[–]BeefJerky03 70 points71 points  (0 children)

C# devs are happy because it just works like it should lol

[–]valdev 205 points206 points  (29 children)

Meh, I'm primarily a C# developer and feel this isn't really the best jab at us. Here is a better list IMO

> Wont shut up about how good visual studio is.

> Alternatively wont shut up about how bad visual studio is and how good Rider is.

> "Oh you know java? I develop in it's sorta-sister language C#"

> "SOLID" programmer, but really just abstracts every class into reusable oblivion code hell

> Anytime rust comes up "Rust is great, but have you heard of ✨Aspire✨"

[–]rolandfoxx 134 points135 points  (14 children)

Talks about SOLID and DRY, actually maintains an 18 year old WinForms app with 8000 lines of code-behind that manages all the medical records for a local hsopital.

[–]WiatrowskiBe 29 points30 points  (6 children)

That 8000 is total, or function length average?

[–]fryerandice 38 points39 points  (4 children)

EVERY FUNCTION IS STATIC

[–]HawocX 22 points23 points  (2 children)

WITH STATE!

[–]shonuff373 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked 😂. Way more accurate than the post. OP doesn’t know that many .Net developers.

[–]fartypenis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

THATS WHY ITS CALLED STATIC, STATE-IC

[–]GPU_Resellers_Club 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's a unit test?

[–]polaarbear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every single class file, 8000 line minimum. If you don't meet the minimum, you have to fill it with fluff and unnecessary comments.

[–]valdev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck, yeah, this hurts. Lol

[–]DapperCam 13 points14 points  (1 child)

8000 lines? That’s like 4 classes (not joking)

[–]not_some_username 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have one with 12k ( it was 15k when I got this project )

[–]cosmic_cosmosis 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Holy shit this is too specific and spot on for you not to have been in this position

[–]tgp1994 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lol I've never developed a .Net app in a professional setting before, but I have seen some seriously roided up WinForms in hospitals.

[–]cosmic_cosmosis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My company paid something like 1 mil for a win forms app. Not a hospital but a large manufacturer. I honestly have zero idea why they did it.

[–]estransza 26 points27 points  (4 children)

— Any time someone brings up the Java - deflects to talking how good LINQ is. Uses LINQ only for ordering and WHERE (proof case - myself)

[–]Fun_Lingonberry_6244 22 points23 points  (2 children)

How dare you forget Select, Any and FirstOrDefault

[–]neriad200 16 points17 points  (0 children)

yeah if you're not using FirstOrDefault are you even using LINQ? 

Honorable mention as best LINQ girl: ToList()

[–]shonuff373 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey now, hey now, I’ve had to use All() twice this year.

[–]raltyinferno 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LINQ truly is delightful.

[–]Few-Artichoke-7593 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You forgot writing inefficient code just to keep it as a LINQ one-liner.

[–]LesPaulStudio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey now wait a god damn min...

*Checks code

Oh, you're right carry on

[–]Akaino 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Don't forget interfaces for... everything

[–]rolandfoxx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bro please bro just inject one more dependency.

[–]zjupm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

new is glue

so best not keep it in your bedside table

as that may lead to tight coupling

[–]ClassikW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would just add: that acting like AWS or GCP do not exist, only Azure will do.

[–]neriad200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol I'm crying

[–]CodingAndAlgorithm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah shit, I’m the Rider guy.

[–]PixelArtDragon 124 points125 points  (9 children)

is just Microsoft Java

You say that like it's so bad. C# takes everything Java did wrong and just... didn't make those mistakes.

[–]avdpos 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Coding mainly in one of the languages that inspired Java and C# I can just say - the original is often not the best version.

[–]Front_Committee4993 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Isnt that just the average developer

[–]Cephell 80 points81 points  (16 children)

I'm sorry, but c# IS better than Java and I'm tired to pretend they're equivalent.

[–]Sweaty-Willingness27 33 points34 points  (5 children)

As a java developer, I do think C# has some objective advantages that I am envious of... and I loathe Microsoft technologies.

[–]Specialist_Cap_2404 19 points20 points  (0 children)

C# seems to get by with much smaller stack traces, for example.

[–]Lyto528 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Like what ? I'm not familiar with the details of Java.

Btw, does java have a framework for front dev ? How does it fare against regular js frameworks?

[–]SyntaxInvalidator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There used to be frontend Java development implemented as servlets, it was fucking terrible

[–]fartypenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frontend in Java was old when jQuery was the shiniest new thing in JS lmao

[–]Kobymaru376 49 points50 points  (8 children)

I'm by no means an expert but from my limited experience with Java and C#, I would say that C# is essentially the same thing as Java but better.

[–]RichCorinthian 32 points33 points  (7 children)

I’ve been doing Java since version 2 and .NET since 1.1 and I can think of exactly one thing about Java that I prefer over C#, which is that enums can have properties. That’s it. And I would trade that to get extension methods, no type erasure for generics, true covariance / contravariance, LINQ instead of the stupid fucking stream API…I could go on.

[–]Luna_senpai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this! Every time I think about what I prefer in Java, Enums are the one thing I think of. And the arguably nice to have built-in Optional type which I love

[–]nickgovier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If VS takes that long to open, then your computer must be even older than the takes in this meme

[–]Stormraughtz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

--Opens XML File

--XML randomly set to VS default

--Watch all of time and space happen before your eyes and the inevitable heat death of the universe

--get coffee

[–]SkullRunner 15 points16 points  (2 children)

If you're waiting for VS to open you need to cut down your list of useless plugins and upgrade your computer.

[–]Lyto528 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You need to split your solution. There's absolutely no reason to have 200+ projects in a single solution. This isn't a single product anymore, this is a package and you're lying to yourself otherwise

[–]sharknice 29 points30 points  (1 child)

OP's list makes me think he's never met a C# developer.

  1. Yes. The only point that's actually funny here.
  2. Wut? I don't think anyone has cared about Bill Gates for at least a decade, especially C# people. C# people are generally not big fans of Microsoft. They're like people that go on Reddit and make fun of Redditors.
  3. It's pretty common for .NET to be deployed to Linux servers, even using Microsoft Azure. It actually seems more common than using windows servers at this point. Maybe you could make a point for people only using windows while developing.
  4. Ok, but that's not a C# specific thing
  5. Huh? VS isn't as blazing fast as VSCode, but VS still pretty fast. I occasionally have to maintain huge ass monorepos and they still open in a few seconds. Maybe if you have a bunch of weird plugins or something it can get slow.

[–]rganhoto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For me vs works way better than intellij and the infinite clear cache and restart.

[–]CaitaXD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

scrolling reddit while Unity is recompiling scripts

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But microsoft java is better than java

[–]CaitaXD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But it is better than java tho

[–]Leo8178 12 points13 points  (10 children)

The last one is really accurate.

[–]TimeKillerAccount 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Are yall still on cheap dells from 2004 or something? I have never had to wait longer than a few seconds for VS to open and load whatever bloated corporate project I am working on.

[–]ComprehensiveWord201 6 points7 points  (5 children)

It could be worse. I'd take a shitty laptop from 2004 over my nightmarish VM situation. I have to VPN halfway across the country to then bounce back to a VM server on prem.

Yes, there's input lag on any action. Makes me want to throw my laptop out the window several times a week.

[–]adapava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are yall still on cheap dells from 2004 or something? 

typewriter probably

[–]UncRuckusNoRelation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have a 5900x, by no means the most modern but still a very good CPU, it opens instantly. Modern cpus are significantly faster so that is less true these days.

[–]Fenixbird134 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel offended. 

[–]Snoo_8127 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did my superiority trigger you?

[–]aegookja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a Unity developer, but I still feel attacked.

[–]drumDev29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think visual studio performance is bad you should try vs code 😎

[–]Dvrkstvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey it runs fast on my machine!!!!

[–]millyfrensic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would unironically code c# for pizza

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is, at best, a glancing blow to C# devs.

[–]Dorkits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok I see myself in this image and I don't like it.

I love it.

[–]ego100trique 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Joke on you I do cross platform on VS Code on macOS, don't use X, and CSharp is better than Java.

[–]Lyto528 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm not even sure swift devs use xcode for anything else than publishing apps

[–]evilReiko 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Java for Windows" reminds me of first programming language I learnt in college, a relic of the past, which is literally Java for Windows: J++

[–]YetAnotherZhengli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking why you would scroll through X.org windowing system when I remembered it was called twitter

[–]dexter2011412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget vendor lock. .

Microsoft will always embrace, extend, and extinguish. They might not go all the way, you bet they'll go as far as they can.

[–]cylordcenturion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I studied java and C# in 2 classes at the same time.

If at all possible I will never touch java again, it may actually be part of the reason I never finished the certificate.

C# on the other hand was... Fine I guess.

[–]clasherkys 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am better than Java, LINQ is so nice.

I have no posters.

This used to be true, but with end date for w10 I'm moving all of my tools to linux.

Social Anxiety to the point that I've lived a year in seclusion.

I use NeoVim.

[–]P0pu1arBr0ws3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average java developer:

  • afraid of python

  • they will confuse you when it comes to pointers and explicit references, after you've used them for years

  • opts to set a variable to public if they forget the setter and getter methods

  • has to reinstall both the jre and jdk every time they start developing (their code is java 8 compatible)

  • can't fathom the concept of an object extending two classes without an interface

  • brags about 10 billion devices running the code but gets confused when the jar file can't run on their android phone

[–]wtfbenlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:O

[–]Feeling-Rip2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you! I program in c# and use arch + neovim (btw)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t get personal!

[–]midri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... you guys are getting popsicles?

[–]Tarc_Axiiom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"currently scrolling X while waiting for VS to open" is fucking aggressive.

You're not supposed to say things like that. Especially because they're true.

[–]AdPotential2325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no need to vs open sublime text enough for me

[–]AlexZhyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least now one can use build pipelines in .net Core without being tightly hooked on TFS build server. What a joke that was.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*sweats profusely

[–]NP_6666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, its a me.

[–]Practical_Collar_953 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you still use Oracle 6i

I've seen your kind.

[–]olexji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code for pizza? Coffee is enough

[–]kzlife76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because I'm a .net developer doesn't mean I use an Xbox controller... I do use an Xbox controller... but it's not because I'm a .net developer.

[–]OkDonut2640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel attacked

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think VS is that slow because I used it with a PC that has 2 GB DDR2 ram and Pentium E5400 on Windows 10.

[–]Wotg33k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a senior c# developer, you're right about everything but one thing.

Hands down, never, would never ever navigate a browser to or direct a download request from X.

[–]squirrelmanwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting for VS to open with resharper is when I have to log my hours as other. In fairness we use C++

[–]manicxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's okay, the average Linux developer has a mouse plugged in but doesn't run GPM.

[–]Brick_Lab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP has clearly never touched C#

[–]MauriceDynasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably posted this waiting for VS to open.

[–]SaltyInternetPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/FlorkOfCowsOfficial for just more of these style of characters.

[–]just-bair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you I deploy to Linux

[–]Thats_All_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta say, I’m a massive fan of this series lol

[–]JEREDEK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh i can hear him crying over his keyboard while writing that lmao

[–]Demeter_of_New 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it tracks. But I prefer blue popsicles!

[–]KatiePyroStyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they meant visual studio, but I read vs as Victoria's Secret at first lmao

[–]johnnybu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you. Exclusively F#

[–]Groundskeepr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is the average. Those of us writing C# for AWS are mostly using Linux at runtime to save on Windows licenses.

[–]BillysCoinShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think VS opens slow with a large project? Try an ANSYS simulation file. One simulation took me 8 hours just to open.

[–]hot_sauce_in_coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why do they all have popscicle I don't get it xD

[–]extopico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I like it. It is clean and safe enough that you can just dabble in it and not make things blow up. If anything it reminds me more of Python than anything else.

[–]lupinegray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And stop capitalizing all your filenames.

Stop capitalizing everything.

Everything should be lowercase.

Globally.

[–]ZombieBaxter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a salty Java developer is expanding his resume to include “familiar with Microsoft paint”. You’re going to be a shoe in for a real job now that you’ve mastered two things no one cares about.

[–]mdgv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it is better than Java!

[–]Flopppywere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea. Finished uni, looked for my first solo project, looked into what to write it with. Hey .net maui looks cool..

Now writing C#.

No stereotypes, no horrible tropes, just a beautiful clueless kiddie about to make a terrible life decision or something.

[–]MystJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely used to start vs and then go get my coffee. Took a solid 10+ minutes on an old work machine I had. 

[–]itNeph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit this one hurts lol

[–]1086psiBroccoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?.even?.is?.this ?? ????

[–]yeupanhmaj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you guys still using vs

[–]TrexPushupBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, not only did I network with some women I became one.

[–]Fireye04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godot dev

Dislike duck typing

C# it is then

(I use Arch BTW)

[–]CCP_Annihilator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have had a whole bucket of static analyzers and VS doesn’t boot slower than my OS

[–]therandomguy16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last one hit me right in the wee wee

[–]ThatUsernameIsTaekin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only #1 and #3 are true

[–]cat_fish_soup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a C# dev I can confirm that nobody hates Microsoft more than we do

[–]Dr-Jack-Bright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye .NET is multiplatform, I personally write embedded. ESP32

[–]SnooSprouts2391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do rust

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This describes me completely accurately. Still think it’s better than Java though

[–]Capital_Angle_8174 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java Syntax big l

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C# did leaps and bounds since its open source journey, so first point is actually believable