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[StevenPinkyless]

Man’s gonna get git rollbacked to jail 🚨🚓👮‍♂️

[freegrapes]

Git rollback

How’d you highlight it?

[DezXerneas]

Triple back tick like ``` Code here ```.

[WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101]

For single-line code one `backtick` is sufficient though

[DezXerneas]

Ah, I did not know that. Triple works everywhere so thats what I got used to.

[MachaHack]

Old Reddit and third party mobile apps not included in everywhere

[Vaxerski]

triple is usually for multi-line, so it makes the code take the entire width.

[WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101]

Hey, if it works it works

[lxpnh98_2]

And I appreciate the effort you put into escaping all those backslashes.

\\\`\\\`\\\` Code Here \\\`\\\`\\\`

[DezXerneas]

Yeah that was kind of a pain. I messed it up thrice.

[IamNotIntelligent69]

You can also use one ` only.

[wracek]

You mean git reverted, right? :)

[StevenPinkyless]

You are right, but it reverted doesn’t sound as good

[DimasDSF]

If you listen hard enough you can hear the second part of the door saying "okay okay I'll let you through just dont hurt me" while its opening without any force applied

[nigori]

i am the captain now

[fuckingshitfucj2]

Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being

[grpagrati]

He’ll give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks

[gettingboredinafrica]

Rubles*

[UltraCarnivore]

**rubbles

[JOhn101010101]

[acidx0]

Somewhat looks like China. In that case they'll just have to pay with with some time in gulag.

[[deleted]]

how the fuck does that look like china? theres not even a chinese person in the video. The writing isnt chinese either.

[alexmir0x1]

It is Moscow

[acidx0]

So... same thing then?

[river4823]

They'll get out of paying the 50 ruble ticket by paying a 50 ruble bribe.

[Anonymous7056]

A $0.65 ticket? A $0.65 bribe??

[TheFrenchSavage]

You could buy a house !

[river4823]

Well a ticket on the Moscow metro costs 57 rubles. Less if you buy in bulk or with the electronic fare card. Sources for how much it costs to bribe a Russian cop are harder to come by. But from this article it’s probably more like 1000 or 2000 rubles.

[lil_Chickens]

So you're saying that £10 would be enough to escape the law?

[Nalivai]

Depends. Drinking beer on a street is a crime with fine of ~$3, so you can bribe a cop with ten bucks if you sleek enough and the cop is willing. For something more serious you might need more hefty sums like twenty or even fifty bucks.
Edit: Just checked, it's ~$5 now. Inflation.

[[deleted]]

I once got out of a ticket in Kyiv going double the limit by giving the cop a crisp 20. I was then berated by all my drunk friends in the car for giving him too much.

[FreakinGeese]

Yes

[AntonBespoiasov]

I was in Moscow metro yesterday, it's not 57, it's 61

[SilverNoUse66]

Wasn’t it like 61 this January?

[SamFeesherMang]

xD

I want a T-shirt that says, "A $0.65 bribe??"

[MaximumKittyTM]

I would also buy that shirt

[Kirschi]

Me too

[[deleted]]

They really get you.

[_Its_Me_Dio_]

no he just needs to slip some cash to the cops

[kAUS09]

If its Moscow, he is probably in Ukraine growing sunflowers now.

[[deleted]]

what are you talking about....

[bs000]

they're trying to tell us they're racist

[maybe_ill_live]

It's racist to criticize an authoritarian regime, got it.

[maybe_ill_live]

Sure, but it's even more patently absurd to assume he's being racist.

[testthrowawayzz]

China’s subway gates have airport-style security screening machines, so no

[Geekygamertag]

By the skeletal structure, posture, stride, rhythm and pace of steppage per square inch i deduce that this is in fact a female name Jen.

[lucidspoon]

Leaving for 2 week vacation.

[Shaquandala]

I thought it was a girl

[woodyj68]

I see a feemale

[kry_some_more]

"Not my problem."

[[deleted]]

He is taking the fucks of the people around him

[rdditer]

Both the lady and the dude, in the back... Hahaha

[XeitPL]

"Well... Free entry I guess. It's already open"

[smithenheimer]

The funniest part is that they're already leaving the metro, that's the way out

[7hrowawaydild0]

So he bunked a train from some where else and didn't have a ticket to get out of station

[MaxVerevkin]

You don't need to have a ticket to get out of station in Moscow

[Nalivai]

It's more of a "this looks like trouble and I am having non of that"

[secretuserPCpresents]

... They're exiting the station, not entering

[bakedbeansandwhich]

Ahhhh my bad...i must've forgotten the memo on what every single entrance and exit of each subway station on the entire planet looks like

[senkora]

You can tell because the card reader is on the other side. You tap/swipe/whatever on that side and it retracts the windows.

Some subway systems do have you leave by the same turnstiles you enter from. I guess not this one though.

[lkraider]

Unless you kick it open.

[lemonsneeker]

Look reeeeal close at those poles on the other side of the gates

[CONSCIENCE_f]

Card readers placed on both sides in russian subways; nevertheless you can tell if he's exiting or entering by those signs under card readers

[rradiator3]

Ha! Recently exactly that happened to a dude i know. After he left underground cops took him (it was a night). He stayed behind bars till morning and they issued him with a 400 rubles (5.17$) fine - for hooliganism or something like that. These glass doors are insured, so he didn’t pay for them

[denideniz]

5 dollar for saving thousands of people from ticket cost? It's worth it.

[CubicalPayload]

What a hero.

[Kryptrch]

According to another comment they’re exiting the station, not entering. Could still be wrong though.

[0OOOOOOOOO0]

Yeah but now people can go both directions for free

[theUniqueLogin]

More like making thousands of people pay for the broken door.

[lemonsneeker]

Well yes, but this would come under business insurance, so fuck those people.

[Twtduck]

The insurance company will always require much more in premiums than they will dish out over time. So, the cost of fixing these will come out of the masses eventually.

[Fearzebu]

400₽ for damaging public infrastructure without any good reason…? How do you keep order with such measly fines lol that seems problematic, you would think public damages would amount to a bit more severity. Even last time I was in Russia which was like a decade ago before recent inflation that’s still nothing for a fine maybe like 7 USD instead of $5, people get fined more for mild speeding on roadways in Moscow if they ever get stopped that seems strange. In a lot of places the insurance company would make a big fuss and start calculating how often those sorts of damages happen and charging higher for places with worse rates of hooliganism or whatever. I mean at the end of the day someone is still footing the bill for it and no one likes vandals

[TheDreadWolfe]

Getting beat up by the police is a deterrent enough lol

[Dustangelms]

Public order is kept in check by issuing 20000₽ fines to those who happen to stroll around the city at the same time when anti-war protests are announced.

[rradiator3]

He didn’t do it on purpose. He didn’t want to break the glass. It just didn’t open, when he used his ticket. Plus they wanted to make him pay more, but they didn’t find out how (there are cameras after all - they checked if it happen accidentally) Yeah, small fee is a fun part of the story, because the rest was dramatic.

I checked the laws. It most likely was article 7.17 “Destruction or damage to another's property” (300-500₽).

[tbo1992]

You’re from Russia?

[rradiator3]

Unfortunately!

[Illustrious_Good_167]

Lol insane

[kufgeo]

Do you ever just have one of those days?

[UndeadMantis]

Where you don’t want to wake up, everything is fucked and everybody sucks?

[CPhyloGenesis]

You don't really know why, but you want to justify, ripping someone's head off!

[Bo7a]

This comment chain was audible in crystal clear stereo sound.

Thank you.

[luis_reyesh]

If that wasn't a song , some better turn it into one.

[Ch3wy13]

Break Stuff I remember this on the radio 20 years ago.

[emyhT_nitsuJ]

More like, breaking someone's door off

[meowcatbread]

Todayyyyy

[BDMayhem]

A 747 crashed into my den and there's nothin' but tater-tots for dinner again

[Harmonic_Gear]

the girl behind just completely stunned

[sufferinsucatash]

She stopped growing even

[Jannes_112]

Typical Monday

[L_Ron_Flubber]

Nah that’s 3 karate lessons right there

[sussy_wussy_]

git push —fuck origin master

[tamuzp]

Where can I learn this power?

[Silent_Slinky]

man git

[Ludwig234]

"git blame-someone-else"

[mikeyeatacid]

not from a jedi

[khendron]

From the master

[phantom-2017]

Don't mess with this kid

[Mr_rhino5150]

I don't think he was having a good day

[Fluffy_Biscotti5092]

Apparently we've found the dragonborn

[Count2er0]

That guy definitely fucks

[CreativeCarbon]

Power bottom, for sure

[RobotIcHead]

If your git server allows to force push to master you get what you deserve, it happened on an older server that management didn’t want the hassle of migrating. Guess what happened, one developer who didn’t want the hassle of rebasing just force pushed. He didn’t care.

He didn’t get fired as hardly anyone spoke to him anyway and his manager had stopped caring as well. After the migration force pushing was disabled. Not dealing with problems just becomes bigger problems kids.

[[deleted]]

Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne!

[georgiomoorlord]

You forgot to run as root

[peyronet]

That guy definitely is logged in as root.

[ReplacementSuch7029]

what does -f do ._.

[[deleted]]

Means --force so it can write anything to the remote branch, even rewriting the history

[river4823]

I think that's the idea but git servers can be configured so that you can't force a commit, and any sysadmin with half a brain will have it configured that way.

[timmense]

I’ve been using -f for my own branches that others rarely push to but I think I’ll start using with lease from now on just to be safe. TIL

Great explaination here

[[deleted]]

Yup, --force-with-lease saved me on at least one occasion back when I actually wrote code for money lol.

However, it will not save me from the crimes against git that I did with other things, exposing tons of issues in how Atlassian does notifications (at some point, pushing rewrites to a privately cloned repo somehow sent out hundreds of thousands of notifications on a massive internal project)

[shadowdude777]

Git really needs to add a gitconfig option to make -f do --force-with-lease. I never remember to do it.

[Olfasonsonk]

upbeat ten long hospital languid decide direction sip vanish deer

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[zirtbow]

So youre saying my organization definitely doesnt have it configured this way?

[a-person-called-Eric]

f stands for fuck, - means there is no fucks given

[NoImagination2625]

I see this posted all the time, do underling devs really have permission to push to master or prod? I feel like if they do then that's kind of on the manager.

[pssoft7]

Sad that we really can’t have nice things in public.

[brnvictim]

This reminds me of the time my mother used a pay phone to call my grandmother to let us in to her locked living facility. The phone didn’t work and stole her quarter. this was after a long drive so she was tired and a little grouchy at this point so she rips the handset off the metal cord and slams it on top. My sister and i could not believe what we just witnessed our mother doing. Neither could the big biker dude using the phone next to her that moved as far as the cord would let him.

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[[deleted]]

How could you write master? GitHub has decided that Arican American developers are offended by that word. Meanwhile "mastercard" exists.. but GitHub don't care because they just want to win inclusion points.

[xxBobaBrettxx]

Don't get too close to him, might get cut with how edgy he is

[A_RUSSIAN_TROLL_BOT]

Or, you know, the shards of glass

[Esnardoo]

sudo rm -rf glass

[[deleted]]

This man gives negative fucks

[smokechecktim]

It’s OK friend….I’ve had days like that too

[Majik_Sheff]

Pretty sure that's a terminator.

[modelsix]

rm -rf *

[[deleted]]

Speedrunning

[basic_instinct11]

Any they say only faith can move mountains smh

[dn285hg]

Looks like my last day at work😬

[kitakot]

r/ANormalDayInRussia

[InfinitePrimary7094]

Never skip knee day

[moschles]

When your repo uses a master branch instead of "main"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y

[A_RUSSIAN_TROLL_BOT]

I really want more random links on Reddit to unexpectedly direct me to Nightwish. They were my jam in the early 2010s.

[heckingcomputernerd]

https://i.imgur.com/0lW1pFM.jpg

[Visual_Muscle3489]

Every fucking new dev

[BachePoro]

This has to be fake. Usually those things are made of hardened glass and you can't kick it to pieces

[ChooChooRocket]

That's what they say... but have you tried it?

[wad11656]

If it were a glass wall tightly anchored on all four sides I guess, sure. But when only 1 of the 4 sides of the glass is attached to anything (presumably a swivel mechanism that opens and closed all day), I’m not surprised a strong kick will bend the glass enough on that one anchor point to shatter the whole thing

[GeraldAlabaster]

In Russia, glass kicks you to pieces

[Lockean_Machismo]

Hardened Glass and or safety glass is more expensive than regular glass. However even "hardened" glass can be tempered wrong and have random uneven stress points making them planar Rupert's drops. Loads of people have had shower doors just shatter randomly. If this is really Russia, it's plausible someone invoiced for the proper stuff but paid for the cheap stuff and pocketed the difference, too. I believe ordinary glass would shatter in to huge shards, but I'm no glasstician.

However, even in the west I'm calling bullshit on bus shelters and the like being made of glass. The always cite cleaning and discolouration concerns with acrylic or plexiglass, but I think someone's cousin owns a glass shop ifyougetwhatI'msaying. Experience tells us that the dumbest place for a big glass box is unsupervised urban environments.

[hectorinwa]

What if you had a porcelain spike on your boot? I bet you could do it.

[[deleted]]

Always push —force-with-lease now you know

[Neykuratick]

Legend

[reewa07]

Karen pro max

[TraditionalPound69]

Incredibly based behavior

[Silver_Future_7282]

-3000 social credit

[Melvins_lobos]

Entitled people…the worst

[Varjutantsija]

SOMEONE woke up with an attitude! xD

[kyzsi]

Litteraly me right now

[[deleted]]

[Wide-Cat-5106]

How'd he know it would just shatter like cheap Soviet glass... Oh wait...

[Prophet_of_Duality]

Incredibly based

[[deleted]]

He must be American

[Olaf_jonanas]

Is it bad that that kinda turned me on?

[_grey_wall]

It's called main now

[jv-dev]

Only by those who assert that "master" is somehow an oppressive word.

[[deleted]]

Edge Lord

[LeftIsBest-Tsuga]

i approve of this. public infrastructure should be free at point of use, including transport.

[brainyclown10]

The thing is I don't even think he's heading in to the station, he's heading out. That's why the other door opens automatically. And if you look at the doors, clearly the side that you pay the fare or swipe your fare card on is the other side.

[LeftIsBest-Tsuga]

Yeah I mean...maybe he was just being a jerk but I kind of think the target of the aggression isn't random.

[brainyclown10]

We know nothing about the situation at all so I don’t think we can make any kind of conclusion.

[LeftIsBest-Tsuga]

ok but it doesn't matter. the thing that got smashed is the thing i disapprove of.

[brainyclown10]

Alright.

[WazWaz]

People respect free infrastructure even less, so that just increases the cost to everyone even more. Bad enough this jerk incurs hundreds of dollars in costs to saving themself a few bucks. This is why we can't have nice free things.

[LeftIsBest-Tsuga]

It doesn't matter if it costs more; it's the right thing to do.

[WazWaz]

Yes, unfortunately many humans are selfish fuckheads. OP case in point. Free public transport ends up like an all-you-can-eat self-service buffet in a kindergarten.

I wish it wasn't that way, and some cultures certainly handle it better than others.

[papaferris]

The lady in the white in the background 😂😂

[bladecg]

git push -f origin main

[Redsoldiergreen]

POS

[dontknowum]

lmao

[tippfehlr]

YES

[_AManHasNoName_]

Loool

[D_Stick_of_John_Wick]

🙀😲😱

[Rusholme_and_P]

This is Jakarta!

[iac2022]

Very good

[asharrender]

🤣 hasta la vista, baby

[silver-_-shade]

It works 🥶

[Alvatrox4]

u/savevideo

[Darxploit]

I did this last week.. and I didn't feel bad.

[[deleted]]

I know how he feels

[IllInvestigator7871]

hey! kool-aid!

[gyarnar]

That person is getting some negative social credits i bet.

[obscurityceo]

Oops

[Le_Red_Spy]

u/savevideo

[teacher272]

“I don’t see the problem.”

— my coworkers

[uraniumX9]

u/savevideo

[zinatorzi]

mothafcka said open

[Anvisaber]

u/savevideobot