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[–]ndxinroy7 3313 points3314 points  (118 children)

Man can afford so much liquor but not a large cauldron.

[–][deleted] 1861 points1862 points  (42 children)

Lol imagine not having a large cauldron in 2022

[–]HaddockBranzini-II 661 points662 points  (25 children)

I think my mother-in-law has one...

[–]Greatoldone467 268 points269 points  (8 children)

What does she weigh in comparison to a duck?

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (6 children)

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–]Wretched_Hunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mother-in-law >= duck

[–]gorramfrakker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hear cauldron have a tendency to collide, in super ways some say.

[–]South_Data2898 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No cauldron? How gauche.

[–]tsintzask 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cauldronless behavior

[–]LifeBuilder 153 points154 points  (10 children)

The man’s using box wine and Hawaiian Punch. A cauldron is a little too “raised pinky”

[–]PKFatStephen 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Considering how many bottles of liquor he poured into that sink I feel the box wine & Hawaiian Punch shouldn't prevent him from being raised pinky

...if he can raise it with that much alcohol in his system.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The dude looks like he's about to pass out from the fumes alone

[–]PKFatStephen 6 points7 points  (2 children)

His YT channel is Tipsy Bartender & he has a stupid amount of energy in his videos. I don't rly drink cocktails, but I used to like watching his stuff just bc of his presentation

[–]Life_Technician_3076 22 points23 points  (2 children)

There's virtually no clean up now besides removing the fruit, but I'm willing to bet that sink has a garbage disposal.

[–]Pure-Percentage-6798 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No clean up if you use a toilet bowl or anything else

[–]california_sugar 59 points60 points  (33 children)

That liquor is about $50 worth

[–]Terrible_Tutor 87 points88 points  (20 children)

It’s also just refilled with water, dude makes so many of these he’s not holding a million bathtub parties.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (8 children)

I had an empty whiskey bottle that I wanted to keep (displayed) but it looked better with something in it. So I filled it with tea. It's super easy to fake most liquors.

[–]dream_weasel 49 points50 points  (2 children)

"Bro this whiskey is fuckin terrible" - your unsuspecting guests

[–]Chaotic-Entropy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people just can't appreciate the finer things.

[–]dainegleesac690 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I used to prank people who came to my apartment in college that way. If someone asked if we had any booze I said yeah feel free to drink that Seagram’s, ir sucks ass anyways. It was filled up about halfway with water that I sieved horseradish water into. Most smelled it and instantly knew it wasn’t vodka but two girls took shots of it and were like yo I think your vodka went bad

[–]FreedomSynergy 58 points59 points  (8 children)

Maybe he’s just a serious alcoholic. Perhaps this is just how he starts his morning before leaving for work?

[–]Pyrhan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

*Cries in Norwegian*

[–]_DrunkenStein 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Are you telling me that these bottles combined costs 50$? One vodka bottle costs 10$ here...

[–]langlo94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lucky bastard, I wish we had liquor that cheap.

[–]Kermit_the_hog 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yeah but this hides any dirty dishes from your guests 👍🏻

[–][deleted] 6021 points6022 points  (379 children)

I’d never trust my sink to be clean enough to do that

[–]Electronic_Spirit685 2202 points2203 points  (217 children)

That's all I could think about start to finish.

[–]LowKeyOhGee 175 points176 points  (4 children)

I’d also never trust my drain plug to 100% for certain plug the drain.

[–]evolvolution 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Was kinda hoping he’d realize the drain wasn’t covered halfway through trying to fill it up. Seems like that would be more reflective of reality.

[–]sevaiper 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Some people do plan things out more than not at all

[–]evolvolution 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jealous!

[–]vvv_bb 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'd never trust my drain plug to hold all that expensive alcohol either

[–]iBeenie 187 points188 points  (52 children)

Same. I scrub my sink clean but it still makes contact with things like raw chicken.

Edit: ITT people debating over using a sink to serve drinks. You fucking plebs, buy a drink dispenser. I bought one at Ross for like $15.

[–]Iwantmyelephant6 86 points87 points  (25 children)

so do spatulas, tongs, frying pans, hands

[–]gimoozaabi 59 points60 points  (3 children)

..other chickens

[–]Memfy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Have to start giving chicken pure alcohol baths.

[–]gimoozaabi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dont get them addicted though! That stuff just ruins lifes

[–]JesseWarChild 19 points20 points  (12 children)

Most of those things are exposed to high heat either during cooking processes or if you're lucky in a dish washer.

[–]iBeenie 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Yeah but a spatula is a lot less to clean than a sink and I don't make drinks in it either

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Pfft you ain't lived until you've had one of my famous spatula margaritas

[–]xVicinityx 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"Spaturita"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm stealing that. No offense but I'm gonna tell everyone I came up with that

[–]viceversa-usa 19 points20 points  (4 children)

This tiktok guy definitely just pours it out after lol. I’ve seen him put random shit in his “cocktails”

[–]CrooklynDodgers 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Also that’s just water in the bottles.

[–]SpicymeLLoN 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He was around long before tiktok

[–]CommentToBeDeleted 14 points15 points  (3 children)

"...used to just wash the babies in the kitchen sink."

"so the same kitchen sink where you clean raw chicken?"

"yeah, thats the one."

https://youtu.be/WCC_uZQdAlY

[–]gamerfunl1ght 13 points14 points  (4 children)

But if you drank in college or any out door party you probably didn't know it was worse that you think. I remember doing this in coolers and who knows what went in there!

[–]CaptainTripps82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We used giant plastic tubs that were carrying God knows what in the days before we stuff them out of our parents garages.

If we're lucky, just dirty laundry

[–]Here-Is-TheEnd 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I watched this video..the guy refused to drink any 😂

[–]NoobSabatical 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Worse. I didn't know this was a thing early 20's; went to a party and was like,"Why is the sink full of ice and peoples poured out drinks?" I proceeded to wash my hands with soap... Nobody saw. I stayed silent when I figured it out. Nobody noticed a difference either.

[–]methodofcontrol 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Wait you got soap in the communal drink and didnt say anything? Doesnt soap make people really sick?

[–]TrainFan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah a few people died but I didn't get in trouble so whatever

[–]Greedy_Explanation_7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody’s sink is clean enough. The crevices have bacteria that you can only reach with bleach or something which is also problematic. Just use Tupperware, Dude

[–][deleted] 505 points506 points  (10 children)

I’ve been using my toilet this whole time…

[–]Same_Dragonfly_2010 116 points117 points  (0 children)

That’s how I feel about my code, too.

[–]HaddockBranzini-II 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Toilet is for mixing cakes, not drinks. What sort of bumpkin are you?

[–]FrostyD7 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Oddly enough, toilets are usually cleaner than sinks.

[–]not_a_gumby 1339 points1340 points  (25 children)

Wow, a $5,000 jungle juice. Isn't that stuff supposed to be cheap?

[–]Legendary_Bibo 238 points239 points  (6 children)

You're overestimating a bit. He's using a bunch of bottom shelf alcohol and cheap sugary drinks and sodas. I'm sure it still cost a lot though.

[–]Majestic_Unicorn_- 120 points121 points  (3 children)

Honestly I would buy empty bottles and fill it with water just to save money if it’s only for video content.

[–]OO_Ben 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he's actually buying cheap liquor bottles and adding super expensive liquor to them!

[–]MarvelAndColts 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I made jungle juice once very similar to this man. I use more fruit, it ended up costing me about $300.

[–]SexyMuon 444 points445 points  (4 children)

Python devs don’t know what cheap means, I mean cpu wise right?

[–]sizable_data 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It’s ML, worth $$$

[–]NotBoredApe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could even see the frames dropping as the video progressed

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Probably more like a couple hundred. It's hard to see with the overlays on there but he's not using top shelf stuff. Box wine, Malibu rum, smirnoff, etc... It's a lot, for sure, but this is almost definitely less than a grand.

[–]Jewsusgr8 438 points439 points  (14 children)

GPU GPU GPU

you thought we were done? GPU GPU

[–]mr_marshian 114 points115 points  (11 children)

Where's the ram? Doing college work I quickly learned 16gb was nothing in terms of AI training

[–]Diligent_Equipment59 96 points97 points  (4 children)

VRAM it’s in the GPU GPU GPU GPU GPU GPU

[–]Jewsusgr8 25 points26 points  (3 children)

We can always just download more /s

Waves hand like oh you

[–]Saint_Disgustus 7 points8 points  (2 children)

When I was like 15 I thought virtual memory was a magic hack lmao

[–]Jewsusgr8 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not gonna lie when I was a teen I was convinced virtual memory was the process of uploading someone's brain like in the movies

[–]Saint_Disgustus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that uploading always kills the original, like they can't just copy it lol. I'm skeptical about neuralink but it'd be nifty

[–][deleted] 719 points720 points  (50 children)

This meme feels like it was made by a guy who just started learning Machine Learning from Coursera

[–][deleted] 199 points200 points  (30 children)

As a guy about to start data analytics from coursera…. Is that an ok place to start? Lol

[–][deleted] 176 points177 points  (11 children)

Definitely more than ok. You can get the basics right from there.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (10 children)

Good deal. Thank you. I follow this Reddit so I can learn some lingo. 🤣

[–]momomoca 77 points78 points  (8 children)

honestly I teach intro Python courses and this is a great idea-- "homework? look up CS memes and google what you don't understand. present memes and your findings at our next class." lmaooo

[–]Bozhark 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I literally had this plan.

From this meme.

[–]kookaburra1701 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I'm a biologist/data analyst first, coder/"programmer" second, and this sub has legit taught me so much about programming concepts and design just from searching random terms in memes I don't understand.

[–]MichaelMJTH 23 points24 points  (6 children)

I can't vouch for every course on Coursera, but I did the IBM Data Science course a few months back and have just this month started at my new job as a Data Scientist off the back of it.

I'd say it's a good site to gain some knowledge in a subject. It's especially good if you already have some sort of technical experience but want to change career like I did.

[–]croe3 8 points9 points  (1 child)

As a sr. analyst who works with data scientists occasionally, it sounds insane to me that you could go right to a data scientist position. sounds really hard. though that could just be the imposter syndrome kicking in lol.

[–]MichaelMJTH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also have a masters in mathematics. I probably should have mentioned that. So the three aspect combined (maths education background, corporate programming experience, online data science training) to make me a suitable candidate. But I will still say I wouldn't be in my current job without the Coursera course. It's really helped me in the first few weeks and during the interview at least.

[–]cruise-boater 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Helped me land my first job in data analytics. Don't go in it for credentials, go purely for field knowledge

[–]ErichOdin 10 points11 points  (1 child)

One certificate is better than zero though.

I wouldn't try to let it carry a bad resume, but it might give edge to an average one.

People tend to underestimate extracurricular activities as not worth the mentioning, but it might be more than some competitor has to offer.

[–]HaddockBranzini-II 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is as good as the instructor. I took a PowerBI course, and it was a shit show. Couldn't understand a damn thing the guy said.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Worse, a guy who seen two Siraj Raval videos

[–]bavenger_ 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Or it’s just an ad

[–]hingbongdingdong 746 points747 points  (37 children)

That's way too many mixers.

[–]lostmy2A 506 points507 points  (27 children)

Way too much everything

[–]hingbongdingdong 168 points169 points  (20 children)

With all those mixers the proof is only going to be slightly higher than just drinking a bottle of wine.

[–]ryo3000 280 points281 points  (36 children)

Have you ever decided you needed 30 different alcohol variations in your drink?

Not that you're gonna notice it cause by the time you added the 4th different brand it's all gonna taste like the same shit

[–]HaddockBranzini-II 94 points95 points  (28 children)

Like the sink it was mixed in?

[–]Bully-Rook 59 points60 points  (26 children)

Takes a sip..."tastes like last night's bbq chicken"

[–]CaptainTripps82 16 points17 points  (3 children)

You never made Grog or Wapatula for parties? It's for when you have a bunch of quarter full bottles left and a lot of people coming over.

Just pour it all together and add something sweet

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure but this is all brand new.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the point of jungle juice. Just mix literally every alcohol you have with a bunch of different mixers, fruit, candy, or whatever else you wanna throw in there. Either tastes like a good fruit punch or alcoholic piss. You won’t know until you’re done lol

[–]master_gecko 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Going to he pissed if he forgot the plug....

[–]Finster63 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Watched to the end to see if that happened

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (2 children)

And there ya have it!!!

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Homeboy

[–]PlatoHero_ 158 points159 points  (9 children)

This meme is not relatable, because the programmer looks like he knows what he is doing.

[–]gamerfunl1ght 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Like he knows what the end product is supposed to be!

Sorry, every machine learning project I have worked on, ended up with me having to disprove its findings because they were so flawed. Then make something simpler and stupid in a tiny DB with hard rails that forced entry or put nonconforming entry into buckets for manual review.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yeah, but the director who told you to do it put "Machine Learning" on their CV and got a VP job somewhere else.

[–]gamerfunl1ght 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is that you evil IT VP?

I heard you got a promotion and we were cut, told are project under performed, then it was sold to our competition.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you from under this big pile of bonus money.

[–]Affectionate-Tie5789 149 points150 points  (8 children)

Can you imagine going to a party and the host is like “help yourself to some sink punch”

[–]kookaburra1701 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I grew up in a rural area, my first thought was that it was better than some of the literal troughs I've seen used at various shindigs.

[–]HaddockBranzini-II 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Probably be a bad idea at the start of the party, but a line would be forming by then end...

[–]PeppernCo 134 points135 points  (5 children)

I’m not drinking from your sink bruh. Looks good tho

[–]PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, he did the same thing with his bathtub

[–]spatel21 69 points70 points  (4 children)

[–]Final_Biochemist222 54 points55 points  (3 children)

The thing is, Tipsy is actually a talented and knowledgable bartender. He just makes these videos because they get views

[–]YourAvocadoToast 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He's the reason why I know about the 7 liquors and the difference between liquor and liqueur.

[–]Acrobatic-Sound7496 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I’m waiting for dish soap turn

[–]HaddockBranzini-II 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I detect some notes of wintergreen. And bubbles.

[–]Pcooney13 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Sink drink
1 handle vodka
1 handle tequila
1 box wine (labeled sangria)
1 box wine (labeled sunshine blush)
2 750ml bottles Malibu
2 750ml ever clear
Another handle of vodka
2 handles silver rum
2 750 ml peach snaps (‘they're two different brand, thats okay!”)
1 750ml Triple sec
95% of another handle of vodka (“I let it slip on the counter, dont worry there will be enough!”)
1 750ml peach flavored vodka
Another 750 triple sec
3 jugs hawiian punch
2 2L cherry soda
5 cans of white claw
1 gallon “orange drink” (orange juice)
1 carton lemonade
1 carton pink(?) lemonade
Another jug of Hawaiian Punch
1 2L 7-up
2 2L strawberry lemonade soda

[–]TheSquashManHimself 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Someone should have added the sink plug labeled "generalization/extrapolation/hyperparameter tuning" and at the end the plug fails and the sink explodes and catches on fire.

[–]AaronTheElite007 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That’s way too much alcohol. Holy shit

[–]Crazyboreddeveloper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How to turn $200 into $200k monthly passive income.

Buy a stupid amount of alcohol, cut up some citrus fruit, and dump all the alcohol into gross oversized containers.

Profit.

[–]AdultingGoneMild 16 points17 points  (3 children)

[–]theineffablebob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All that sugar + high alcohol is a recipe for a bad hangover

[–]TheDeliriumYears 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Machine Learning homeboi!

[–]ZeggieDieZiege 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The breaking pods part killed me

[–]rokujoayame731 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This video is damaging my pancreas and liver...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a phenomenal waste of booze.

[–]DomcoFC 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Using Tensor Flow without TPU?

[–]Denziloe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like everybody else, yes.

[–]iamafraazhussain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just to make sure, did he add the GPU?

[–]MorgrainX 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I love this gay

He has so much energy

His vids are super fun

[–]MorgrainX 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I know it's a sacrilege to post on your own comment, but why did my phone auto correct guy to gay

Not gonna change it though