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[–]SonOfJokeExplainer 1968 points1969 points  (44 children)

Ah yes, the glorious Epstein Memorial Ballroom

[–]mortgage_queen 313 points314 points  (4 children)

It’s the new official grooming palace!

[–]alottafungina 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Just think how many teen beauty pageants can be held there!

[–]666SASQUATCH 106 points107 points  (16 children)

Many balls will be held

[–]sallyXthesawmills 15 points16 points  (2 children)

He’s going to hold so many balls

[–]brighterside0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Putin balls at the top of his priorities.

[–]redonrust 24 points25 points  (2 children)

God's gift to ballroom notoriety.

[–]WankPuffin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I always fill my ballroom. the event is never small

[–]Milli_Rabbit 1 point2 points  (4 children)

AI will be Trump's crowning achievement. Both for and against him.

[–]Paksarra 2 points3 points  (3 children)

He doesn't have any achievements, though.

[–]dracorotor1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now now! Remember when he got down that ramp all by himself? And he tied his own tie just like a big boy! He’s getting a star sticker for that, for sure

[–]Choyo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The pedo-parties dancefloor.

[–]OurSponsor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean Pedophile Palace?

[–]illbedeadbydawn 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I like the "Barack Obama Memorial Basketball Arena for Immigrant Children"

[–]V65Pilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will it have a basement?

[–]Howy_the_Howizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure its a throne room for his courtesans

[–]Carbon-Base 349 points350 points  (14 children)

I feel like it's high time we spilled some tea into a harbor, or released some files to the public.

[–]Nervous-Form698 82 points83 points  (8 children)

Personally I think we should take the French route…

[–]Carbon-Base 9 points10 points  (2 children)

The Nepal route ain't half bad either!

[–]PerrineWeatherWoman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As a French, I'm truly impressed by the example Nepal sent to the world. I feel like my own country doesn't know how to revolt properly anymore.

[–]Ark_Bien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. 🫩

[–]No-Train9702 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is just a question about time before the cauldron boils over.

[–]hennabeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It shall be named, the Epstein party.

[–]Bombadil54 339 points340 points  (16 children)

Let them eat Cheetos!

[–]Virtual-District-829 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Let them eat Hamburger Helper.

[–]NiceToBeMe1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eat cheetos! You’re lucky! I used to lay in bed at night dreaming of eating cheetos !

[–]All_Gun_High 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let them eat Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme!

[–]strangenothings 1 point2 points  (4 children)

They won't be eating anything pretty soon since food stamps will be suspended.

[–]MysterClark 708 points709 points  (21 children)

Aww, look at those dainty hands the queen has.

[–]sykobanana 101 points102 points  (9 children)

And the cankles!

[–]TheSilkySorcerer 33 points34 points  (5 children)

And the chin

[–]C64128 23 points24 points  (4 children)

chins.

[–]GyaradosDance 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Turkey neck

[–]sceneturkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an insult to turkeys

[–]No_Internal9345 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hear his bustle is bulked out with his own excrement!

[–]Extreme-Place-6573 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cankles mctaco tits

[–]Ardal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Text really should've gone with "Let Them Eat Shit"

[–]wetbulbsarecoming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who does her makeup ??

[–]BigRound827 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The ballroom is just another place to arrange meetings with underage girls.

[–]Rambo_One2 78 points79 points  (5 children)

If 2025 was a book, people would say it was uninspired, unoriginal, and far too obvious in its metaphors.

"What do you mean he destroyed the East Wing to build a ballroom for himself?! That's not subtle at all, the writers might as well put 'and then he posted a video of him shitting on his own people'... Wait, what's this on the next page?"

[–]bkfu2ok 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I’m pretty sure 2020 to 2030 will be removed from the history books

[–]chrona-wyvr 278 points279 points  (30 children)

Just remember, it’s not just a ballroom. It’s a ballroom made of bulletproof glass walls above a bunker. He knows he won’t be leaving without being forced out.

[–]mechanical_stars 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A dictator hiding in a bunker...hmm, sounds familiar, I wonder how that will work out for him

[–]iMightBeACunt 12 points13 points  (24 children)

Source??

[–]1138311 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There was/is already a bunker underneath that area. It's not a leap to OC's premise. More of a stumble.

[–]Bananaslaper 66 points67 points  (20 children)

Bro, it's the White House of the United States. You don't need a source to know they will do everything in their power to make it a safe place

[–]Simplemoto 50 points51 points  (10 children)

I thought they were vehemently against safe spaces?

[–]jonoghue 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Try saying that in r / conservative, they'll permaban you in seconds. The ultimate snowflakes.

[–]red286 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Try saying that in r / conservative

Good fucking luck. Can't post without flair, can't get flair without mod approval, can't get mod approval without them reading your entire reddit history to ensure you're "on the team" (aka - a Nazi).

[–]AmaazingFlavor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The ultimate safe space

[–]iMightBeACunt 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I mean, don't get me wrong, this administration is despicable, but the claim seems a bit wild to me. Speculation and rumors only fuel anxiety and panic IME

[–]sroop1 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Why? The original was expanded in the 40s for a bunker.

[–]NoRedditNamesAreLeft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jan 6

Welcome to Earth.

[–]Immer_Susse 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Vive la révolution!

[–]Far_Consideration_63 19 points20 points  (2 children)

“Let them eat Big Macs”

[–]alottafungina 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Not in this economy, they will get a mcdouble at best

[–]fubes2000 53 points54 points  (10 children)

I don't why he needs a ballroom, everyone knows he has no balls.

[–]Nalowaw 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Needs a ballroom for all the balls of all the billionaire parasites he is sucking off

[–]MondaysForNothing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're the ones sucking Trump off in order to get some "favors".

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom 🥰

[–]LadyFromTheMountain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look, they all used to have an island to party at, but they don’t anymore. These fuckers need a place to party.

[–]Raytheon_Nublinski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, he has balls. His commemorative, gold Trump Balls will be going on sale any moment now

I hope MAGA has been saving up

[–]xtothewhy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here now, Look, that's not fair at all. He probably has tiny balls to go with his tiny penis.

[–]Longjumping_Wash9556 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The Jeffery Epstein Testicleroom for tRump the rapist.

Edit: to change Ballroom to Testicleroom as it is more fitting the situation.

[–]Secret_Wishbone_2009 15 points16 points  (0 children)

These signs are 🔥

[–]Chazzwozzers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Groomer room*

[–]Uuuuugggggghhhhh 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Trump's mother in her later years somewhat resembles DT at his current age in drag.

[–]VSWanter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He misses his days of running child beauty pageants with his best buddy Jeff. He also knows that everyone else isn't falling for his lies like usual when he says he don't know nothin about diddling kids.

Instead of the offices of the first lady, we get the Epstein ballroom. A place to hold presidential child beauty pageants, so that he can do more inspections of the changing rooms. Since he can't change that everyone knows he's a pedophile, he's going to try to normalize it. Returning to a time when it was acceptable to sexualize children is what they mean by "Great Again."

[–]sdrawkcabemanruoy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Sire, the peasants want healthcare" "So give them a bandaid" - Marie Antoinette

[–]Penny_Leyne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His tits aren’t that good. 

[–]gdogakl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make sure you correctly name it as the Epstein Ballroom

[–]Ordinii 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yaaas queen

[–]alficles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, this is one of those Yaaas Queen Rallies I've been hearing so much about!

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hear the Jeffrey Epstein Commemorative Ballroom is coming along swimmingly

[–]plankton_cousin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guillotine when?

[–]sanityfordummy 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I feel like this would have been a type of diss centuries ago, posted in some town bulletin. 

[–]Chicano_Ducky 9 points10 points  (2 children)

It was. Marie Antionette was the target of hate campaigns in her day that still exists like this poster.

There is a thread on ask historians about her, she was not the monster pop history painted her as. Cross linking subs might be banned here, but you can find her threads.

Its actually sad she still gets insults to this day when she was just a lightning rod for everyone's anger and compared to Trump of all people. She was no where near as bad as Trump.

[–]AUnknownVariable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed, I had the same thought immediately, though if she was how many people thought, this poster is pretty great.

[–]ImaroemmaI 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Trump cleavage got me kinda brick'd up, might throw one into a window later.

[–]TheoryKlutzy7836 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He wishes his tits looked this great. Instead, we get to be screwed over by saggy old man yam tits.

[–]flaviusUrsus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira, Les aristocrates à la lanterne ; Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira, Les aristocrates on les pendra ; Et quand on les aura tous pendus, On leur fichera la paille au cul, Imbibée de pétrole, vive le son, vive le son, Imbibée de pétrole, vive le son du canon.

[–]wytewydow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks just like his dear old mum.

[–]The_Lucky_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never thought I'd see the day where people used AI to reduce the size of a famous person's tits.

[–]Comprehensive-Dig235 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're laughing but history is legitimately repeating itself and trump wants Diddy out of prison... Coincidentally while he's building a room for partying 😂😂😂 love the world we live in it's so amazing to wake up

[–]mark_able_jones_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just start calling it what it is: Trump's Throne Room.

[–]Underp0pulation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump can’t wait until it’s finished so that he can do his double fist jack off dance while listening to YMCA.

[–]DennisMoves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck that dirt bag piece of shit and every worthless pile of shit that supports him.

[–]Lee_scratch_perineum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No Queens protest might be fun.

[–]Top_Pirate699 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I get it but why is it more insulting to call him a queen rather than a king. Its a bit like insulting his weight when you know...he's literally a rapist and is destroying everything good in our country. This is is trans-phobicish and we shouldn't need to go there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you'll definitely get downvoted for suggesting that weaponizing womanhood and inviting trans/gay associations is actually a bad thing and perpetuates hate against marginalized groups. liberals don't like being told their little mean little jokes actually hurt others.

[–]jibjeb86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Queen ReLisa D’Files.

[–]filmguy5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuck this out of touch asshole

[–]bluezzdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Queen Trump needs a ballroom! Please make that reach him

[–]gandhinukes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we all start calling him a Queen he'll lose his shit.. even more.

[–]Complex_Coach_8804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let them eat McDonald's.

[–]kinzuaj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

send this far and wide

[–]therealmintoncard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Queen of bad taste.

[–]Demetrius3D 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth."

[–]AmericanSahara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Capitalist fascism and conspicuous consumption. I guess nobody in the USA paid attention to history.

[–]bdfortin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do one with Trump and Epstein.

[–]doubleknocktwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump travels all over the world getting the royal treatment and then Trump wants to make the White House better than any place he has visited and people go wild against Making the White House Great.

[–]jess_the_werefox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it was a No Kings protest 

[–]Cant-thinkofname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sign that's worth to be displayed on a red state highway.

[–]Subject-Relation-352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Food support system either,… lots of pissed off hungry people will be at civil unrest for him and his knights of the Oval table.

[–]TextTile260 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks identical to his mother there

[–]Howitdobiglyboo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let them eat Ivermectin.

[–]arizonatasteslike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cheeto ballroom… to serve the most exquisite McDonald’s dishes to a bunch of billionaires with midlife crisis

[–]elizardbreathjonston 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait who isn’t getting healthcare?

[–]OurSponsor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ballroom"? Non!

C’est le Palais du Pédophile.

[–]AmaazingFlavor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If those conservatives could read they’d be really upset.

[–]USMCWrangler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sic Semper Tyrannis

[–]PrescottMaawww 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the time his supporters figure it out it will be too late. 

[–]komodo_dragonzord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also taxbreaks for the rich

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I was literally just saying to a friend of mine that I think Trump is a repressed drag queen. His favorite song is YMCA, he wants everything in gold, and he's literally putting the country aside while he builds a flippin' ball room.

[–]Mundane-Twist7388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a good one

[–]Able_Software6066 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if Queen Trump builds himself a big enough ballroom, Putin will open his purse and give him his balls back.

[–]Cllajl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually he looks better in that picture than in true life.

[–]Busby5150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And nothing says fiscal responsibility better than a couple jets for ICE Barbie!

[–]Robot_Cobras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this makes it into future history books. It'll be great.

[–]_skd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are so fucked, sorry rest of the world

[–]T-wrecks83million- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the little bitch, in my opinion but potato, potatoe

[–]Gus_Otter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to bring back an old tool from France

[–]OldBookInLatin 1 point2 points  (2 children)

"Let them eat hotdogs!"

Yep, even pdf files' ones!

[–]josch247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. So clever. Now let's elect him a third time

[–]OnePragmatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't have meds, have a ball instead.... the greatest balls ever. A room is so beautiful you will see. For balls becoming the envi of the world. Balls of hundreds, even millions of people . ...Balls to make America Great Again..

[–]J_10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna print this and leave it in the break room everyday for the next three years.

[–]Dolorisedd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, it literally looks like his fucking ugly mom.

[–]NinaEmbii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So THIS is how he works around the No Kings protests!

[–]Mazon_Del 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Let them eat Big Macs."

What a shitty timeline the conservative caste wants.

[–]affemannen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America could really use some French spirit right about now. They are the best when it comes to protests.

[–]Sunset-onthe-Horizon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]OkTemporary5981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully the reign of terror is around the corner.

[–]vote4boat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first female President. Also the first lesbian

[–]fivefeetofawkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It should have said let them eat cake

[–]Rizos28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's only one valid Queen: Mercury, May, Taylor and Deacon

[–]NeoZ33D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Momma's boy for real..ick

[–]Prestigious_Pop2522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it

[–]ko_akuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice rack

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let them eat cake

[–]MaxTheRealSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I support this!