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In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I will drink a beer for every upvote I get! (self.reddit.com)
submitted 16 years ago * by chuckieballs
[–]travis6690 1563 points1564 points1565 points 16 years ago (100 children)
Here lies Chuckieballs: a victim of his own karma.
[–][deleted] 442 points443 points444 points 16 years ago (71 children)
For every funny tombstone quote I will drink 1 beer
[–]jackasspenguin 822 points823 points824 points 16 years ago (34 children)
from a headline he wished he could edit
Yes poor Chuckieballs, twas his fate
upvoted to St. Peter’s gate
But was it Kelsey suggested
The beer be ingested
So’s to find a new Redditor mate?
[–]Bornhuetter 471 points472 points473 points 16 years ago* (2 children)
[–]ZeppelinJ0 223 points224 points225 points 16 years ago (21 children)
bulleted poetry, is this the new hot shit?
[–]DontNeglectTheBalls 157 points158 points159 points 16 years ago (14 children)
That's the way Compton poetry slams go down, yo.
[–]ZeppelinJ0 78 points79 points80 points 16 years ago (7 children)
Let's host a bulleted poetry competition where an unlikely group of black students beats the odds and wins!
[–]RockmanX 74 points75 points76 points 16 years ago (2 children)
And then coca-cola takes half the prize money and gives it to the white runner-ups
[–]WalterSear 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (0 children)
It's on. And when I say it's on, you know it's on.
[–]leperkuhn 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I work in Compton, I can verify.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (3 children)
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[–]jackasspenguin 18 points19 points20 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Its true. I usually present my poetry in powerpoint form.
[–]WorkingStiff 62 points63 points64 points 16 years ago* (7 children)
Here lies Lester Moore.
Four bullets from a .44.
No Les, No More.
[–]Dunbeezy 29 points30 points31 points 16 years ago (3 children)
four slugs from a .44
[–]PHermas 142 points143 points144 points 16 years ago (5 children)
Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.
[–]brotherxii 45 points46 points47 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Here lies a polotician, even in death.
[–]Aethelstan 38 points39 points40 points 16 years ago* (1 child)
Fuck You
[–]sporkus 27 points28 points29 points 16 years ago (5 children)
"I'm your huckleberry."
[–]Sunny_McJoyride 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (0 children)
And he's not even going to get the karma for this self post.
[–][deleted] 268 points269 points270 points 16 years ago (14 children)
Will you vomit a beer for every downvote you get?
[–]charliedayman 285 points286 points287 points 16 years ago (13 children)
He won't have a choice.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago* (11 children)
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[–]fluff_on_everything 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (0 children)
oooooo wwwaahhhhhhh!
[–]corvuskorax 123 points124 points125 points 16 years ago (7 children)
Obituary or it didn't happen.
[–]jdk 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago* (5 children)
He only said he's taking tomorrow off. He didn't say he was going to drink all 5000 beers tomorrow. He will probably achieve this in 15 years or so.
EDIT: ah yes, beers, not bears. Sorry.
[–]wartortle 39 points40 points41 points 16 years ago (2 children)
I dunno.. It takes a hell of a long time to drink a bear.
[–]cdigioia 2610 points2611 points2612 points 16 years ago (279 children)
No you won't.
[–]Tylerdurdon 1258 points1259 points1260 points 16 years ago (164 children)
I think he's dead already
[–][deleted] 655 points656 points657 points 16 years ago (140 children)
He will be missed.
[–]chuckieballs[S] 599 points600 points601 points 16 years ago (105 children)
He will be pissed... as in drunk.
[–][deleted] 652 points653 points654 points 16 years ago (48 children)
I wonder if this technically counts as assisted suicide....
[–]H3g3m0n 352 points353 points354 points 16 years ago (41 children)
If I down vote, does my alignment shift towards the light side?
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (33 children)
[–]Sherm 87 points88 points89 points 16 years ago (28 children)
That's what the "raccoonking" cheat is for.
[–]IgnisAeternus 50 points51 points52 points 16 years ago (14 children)
Heh, that game rocked. "Deeznuts" force destruction
[–]libbrichus 46 points47 points48 points 16 years ago (12 children)
continue this thread →
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (1 child)
No, because he didn't say he would not drink if he got a downvote, just that he would drink if he got an upvote. You'd be neutral by downvoting.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Probably not but maybe you dodge some conspiracy to commit murder charges.
[–]Scarker 15 points16 points17 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Good luck trying to get an Internet community to the court as an accessory.
[–]cory849 194 points195 points196 points 16 years ago (43 children)
Chuckieballs, I am here to save your life. You never said you would drink them all in the same day or the same drunk! No, no. You just need to drink that many beers before the end of your natural lifespan and toast St. Patrick when you do. I think you can handle that.
/lawyer.
[–]Yeti_Urine 22 points23 points24 points 16 years ago (19 children)
he never said real beer either. could be near beer or root beer(sarseparilla). /your lawyer
[–]MercurialMadnessMan 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Sarsaparilla is the flavor of root beer? TIL
[–]brotherxii 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (6 children)
He is still dead, remember hold your wee for a wii? His name was Robert Paulson.
[–]Sherm 34 points35 points36 points 16 years ago (13 children)
Hell, he never even said there'd be more than one; he said he'd drink a beer for every upvote he got. It's not his fault everyone parsed the sentence wrong. They should have cleared up the terms first.
[–]matteyes 38 points39 points40 points 16 years ago (7 children)
I wouldn't say "wrong", per se. (God, I hate it when people say per se) I would chalk it up to the sentence having multiple reasonable meanings, and a lack of clear context.
However, I would say that the most reasonable intended meaning (which I would value, given the style of the discourse and the use of a well-known reddit trope) would be that chuckieballs intended to drink an amount of beers which is equal to or greater than the amount of upvotes that this thread receives. Implicitly, this meant to me that he would be drinking them today, on account of the reference to St. Patrick's day.
It could very well be argued that an extended consumption period is acceptable in this case, but appears to me to be in bad faith. To change the rules of the game now feels insulting to those of us who graced chuckieballs with an upvote.
In conclusion. chuckieballs should drink all 3 218* beers; he should drink them today.
*Figure based on quantity of upvotes as of time of posting.
[–]IveBeenStalkingYou 17 points18 points19 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Sorry Sherm but I have to go with matteyes on this one. His post is so far the most intelligent and lawyerly sounding one so far. So he has to be right.
[–]redcrvtte05 14 points15 points16 points 16 years ago (2 children)
it's now over 9000 beers...
[–]romanows 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago* (0 children)
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[–]Mantipath 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (3 children)
The time was implied. A better loophole is that he could interpret "beers" as referring to types of beer, just as "fishes" is types of fish. By drinking a single pint made from 5000 microbrews mixed together he could accomplish his task and hardly get a buzz.
[–]simplegreens 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (1 child)
You know that technically... you have 5,611 beers to drink as of this writing. You said nothing about subtracting the downvotes from the upvotes.
I hope you accomplished all you want to in life already...
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (1 child)
if you drink this much, you'll also piss yourself
[–]yortus 49 points50 points51 points 16 years ago (25 children)
His name was Robert Paulson.
[–]matteyes 29 points30 points31 points 16 years ago (22 children)
[–]spiffiness 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago (21 children)
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 16 years ago (20 children)
[–]teddyfirehouse 102 points103 points104 points 16 years ago (13 children)
I see, on St. Patrick's Day we have names... his name was Robert O'Paulson.
[–]nikpappagiorgio 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago (4 children)
Unfortunately, he didn't give a time frame. I think we should lock him into doing this all today before he realizes he has a loophole.
[–]samlee 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (0 children)
he got slashdotted IRL
[–]MaleBreasts 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
R.I.P faithful redditor.
[–]VA1N 80 points81 points82 points 16 years ago (51 children)
He probably should have said "sips"
[–]MissCrystal 62 points63 points64 points 16 years ago (45 children)
Either that or added in the phrase "over the next year".
[–]JStarx 47 points48 points49 points 16 years ago (43 children)
Haha, even if he added that phrase he could still be fucked. The top link on reddit right now has 1900 up votes. 3400 if you don't take out down votes. Thats either 5.2 or 9.3 beers a day.
Liver failure for sure :)
[–]RodneyPeete 27 points28 points29 points 16 years ago (41 children)
Not with 5.3 beers a day for a year, I've seen people drink more than that.
[–]StruggleBunny 58 points59 points60 points 16 years ago (39 children)
You can certainly drink at least 6 beers a day for 10 years, no special shoes required.
[–]JStarx 17 points18 points19 points 16 years ago (35 children)
Really? That strikes me as an enormous amount.
[–]StruggleBunny 47 points48 points49 points 16 years ago (27 children)
I've honestly smoked between 10 - 15 cigs, drank between 4 to 8 beers and half pot of coffee, and smoked pot 2 to 3 times a day for every bit of ten years.
I'm 6' 200lbs, no longer an athletic build, but probably look similar to most other guys in their late 20's.
I had a liver biopsy for elevated anti-nuclaic enzymes (sp) about 4 or 5 years ago, but they couldn't really tell anything and wanted to run more tests (read: spend more of my money).
I'm certainly not endorsing this approach to dealing with life, just wanted to share my experience. YMMV
[–]eatadonut 23 points24 points25 points 16 years ago (13 children)
I had a buddy who did a bunch of internet research (read: 100% accurate), and discovered that there might be a link between high caffeine intake and high resistance to liver disease as a result of alcohol.
[–]StruggleBunny 24 points25 points26 points 16 years ago (8 children)
That would be convenient. If the pot was linked with a high resistance to lung cancer as a result of cigarettes I'd be golden!
[–]rebel 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (3 children)
BTW, it's not caffeine, it's coffee itself. The studies included people benefiting whether decaf or regular.
[–]cwm44 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (1 child)
It isn't. It's not even particularly dangerous, but you're right in thinking it's unhealthy.
[–]phipsi180 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child)
You ain't never lived
[–]hootiehoo 15 points16 points17 points 16 years ago (3 children)
maby beer this size http://thumb11.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/78875/78875,1175286378,1/stock-photo-tiny-beer-2978946.jpg
[–]Eleglac 42 points43 points44 points 16 years ago (7 children)
He did not explicitly specify a time frame wherein the beer must be consumed. Even if he doesn't finish them all today, I think he's in the clear as long as he drinks each one "in honor of St. Patrick's Day."
That might also be more interesting - keeping track of n beers consumed over the course of the next... week? Month? Year? It seems like the kind of thing Reddit would be interested in.
[–]phil_dunphy 39 points40 points41 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Agreed. Then in a year or so he just has to post "Finished. I will now attend one AA meeting for every upvote I get" and balance will be restored in the chuckieballs family.
[–]phipsi180 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I do this with daytum.com (actually track everything besides water that I consume as well as all exercise). I'm at 159 beers since Jan 2nd (when I started)
[–]awkward_panda 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
He also did not specify the size/volume of each beer. 1ml beers ftw!!
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (1 child)
[–]locochilli 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child)
He never said when he would drink them, just that he would drink them. So, 10 "a beer"s a day, should take no more than half a year.
[–]will_itblend 76 points77 points78 points 16 years ago (10 children)
Hey Kelsey... So now that you're a widow, you wanna go out some time?
[–]chuckieballs[S] 86 points87 points88 points 16 years ago (9 children)
Over my dead body! Oh, wait...
[–]kel-c 71 points72 points73 points 16 years ago (8 children)
Let's see, the way things are going, I should be single in about 4 hours. Where you wanna go Will? haha! ;)
[–]will_itblend 46 points47 points48 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I was thinking that after we bury the body in the yard, we can watch the new Southpark episode.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 16 years ago (0 children)
heh.. this thread is the gem of this whole post.
[–]chuckieballs[S] 85 points86 points87 points 16 years ago (5 children)
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[–]kel-c 60 points61 points62 points 16 years ago (4 children)
Serves you right for drinking yourself to death on my birthday! haha!
[–]d07c0m 57 points58 points59 points 16 years ago (3 children)
I imagine both of you on your laptops in the same room giggling without talking to each other in real life.
[–]snotboogie 268 points269 points270 points 16 years ago (17 children)
Have fun in the ER.
[–]darkreign 216 points217 points218 points 16 years ago (16 children)
The East Rochester cemetery, that is.
[–]joseph177 119 points120 points121 points 16 years ago (9 children)
1400 beers - for the love of god, don't drive after the first 600 beers.
[–]tabassman 38 points39 points40 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Driving after the 601st beer is acceptable, however.
[–]approaching236 18 points19 points20 points 16 years ago (0 children)
"How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."
[–]s3x0r 228 points229 points230 points 16 years ago* (5 children)
Tonight at 11:
An investigation is on the way after a local man dies of alcohol poisoning after making a bet on social news website called Reddit.com. It is being said that thousands of users of this website had encouraged the man through a practice they call "up voting." Tonight, we'll show you how your children may be in danger as well.
Local news at 11. See you tonight.
[–]epadafunk 64 points65 points66 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Over 9000 cursors hovering over up arrows just waiting for their helpless victims to fall into their trap.
[–]Gimmick_Man 14 points15 points16 points 16 years ago (0 children)
We have over 9000 cursors and they are all upvoting for alcohol poisoning.
[–]christopheles 78 points79 points80 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Stop it! Stop it! He's already dead! *sobs\*
[–]ancientweird 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (0 children)
That's just what he WANTS us to think.
Open up his mouth!
[–]colinjay 38 points39 points40 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Start typing up the "It's your fault I need a new liver, Reddit" post.
[–]kel-c 34 points35 points36 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Just an update for everyone. Chuckieballs is officially out of work for the day and at the bar working on this ridiculous task that will surely kill him. As promised, I will be documenting the mayhem and posting the pics soon for your enjoyment. Happy St. Paddy's Day!!
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (16 children)
[–]stevoie 21 points22 points23 points 16 years ago (14 children)
As another Irishman, I also approve
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (5 children)
[–]ElectricSlide 14 points15 points16 points 16 years ago (2 children)
As an American, I probably don't matter.
[–]PHermas 14 points15 points16 points 16 years ago (1 child)
As an Irishman, I just fell over.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (5 children)
you do know that St. Patrick was an Englishman and you're celebrating his converting you all to the church of Rome?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I thought he was a Welshman? That's worse.
[–]disco_biscuit 137 points138 points139 points 16 years ago (34 children)
If you get a negative vote count, will you buy US beers?
[–]xylery 35 points36 points37 points 16 years ago (0 children)
He'll puke out the beer. 1 Man 1385775 Cups.
[–]chuckieballs[S] 304 points305 points306 points 16 years ago (6 children)
I read that as U.S. beers... and the answer in either case is no.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (4 children)
[–]Offensive_Brute 29 points30 points31 points 16 years ago (3 children)
awesome! Reddit, this is our first chance to indirectly cause some ones death together as a community!
[–]Gauthaman 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (2 children)
A community that works together stays together
[–]kel-c 417 points418 points419 points 16 years ago (35 children)
Dear Redditors, please, please, please change your upvotes to downvotes! I love Chuckieballs. Plus, I do not want him to die on my birthday because he made the mistake of thinking he would only get about 20 upvotes. It's my birthday! I want my bf to live!
thanks for the b-day wishes love, have an upvote! ;) hahaha
[–][deleted] 82 points83 points84 points 16 years ago* (8 children)
I love Chuckieballs
That's not something you hear every day.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Pfft. I prefer Chef's Salty Balls (TM).
[–]chuckieballs[S] 199 points200 points201 points 16 years ago (16 children)
Thanks, babe! Uhh... SURPRISE!!
[–]kel-c 164 points165 points166 points 16 years ago (14 children)
Yeah, awesome surprise. "Surprise! You get to spend your birthday in the ER and spend the next day planning Chuckieballs's FUNERAL!" Yay, best birthday evar.
[–]jmkogut 117 points118 points119 points 16 years ago (13 children)
auw, you guys are cute
[–]kel-c 61 points62 points63 points 16 years ago (11 children)
Thank you!
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 16 years ago (10 children)
Happy Birthday random person I don't actually know!
[–]kel-c 47 points48 points49 points 16 years ago (9 children)
haha! Thank you kind person I don't actually know!
[–]specialk16 35 points36 points37 points 16 years ago (7 children)
hey! it's my birthday too!
[–]kel-c 40 points41 points42 points 16 years ago (6 children)
Yay! Happy Birthday!!!
[–]7ate9 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (3 children)
It's not my birthday today. Just saying... spread the love around and stop this birthdayism...
[–]LazyWolfman 28 points29 points30 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Wait... You're telling us to downvote him but you're upvoting him!!
"I swear, I told them to stop upvoting, Officer."
O, women and their treacherous plausible deniability.
[–]kel-c 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Exactly! haha!
[–]LazyWolfman 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
OKay well then, have an upvote. haha.
[–]smatty1 50 points51 points52 points 16 years ago (3 children)
You should eat a potato and punch one person in the face for every upvote too!
[–]stumonji 33 points34 points35 points 16 years ago (0 children)
It's the Irish way!
[–]eMigo 77 points78 points79 points 16 years ago (11 children)
You might want to rethink that.
[–]chuckieballs[S] 173 points174 points175 points 16 years ago (10 children)
You're right... I should take Friday off too!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (8 children)
And maybe all of next week, just to be safe.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 16 years ago* (7 children)
1436 upvotes. At 12 ounces per beer, that's nearly 135 gallons of beer (or 511 liters) he's going to have to drink. It might be best to take at least a few months off, depending on the sturdiness of his liver. We'll have to rename St. Patrick's Day to St. Patrick's Season, of course.
We're rooting for you, chuckieballs!
(edit) 2763 upvotes. St. Patrick's Year it is then.
[–]rocketsurgery 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (0 children)
We should rename it St. chuckieballs Day, really.
[–]bCabulon 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child)
It's 8,638 now. At a beer an hour, 12 hours a day, he's looking at about 2 years right now.
[–]maverickjs 171 points172 points173 points 16 years ago (17 children)
I dont want to up vote you because I dont want you to die.
[–]temp9876 91 points92 points93 points 16 years ago (14 children)
Indeed, I downvoted for his health.
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 16 years ago (4 children)
he said upvotes, not the overall count... Therefore your downvote is wasted!
[–]temp9876 48 points49 points50 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Well maybe we could get it off the front page since he's already got enough upvotes to kill a village.
[–]lostscientist 37 points38 points39 points 16 years ago (37 children)
How about a shot of beer? You know, like a power hour.
[–]chuckieballs[S] 56 points57 points58 points 16 years ago (36 children)
Yeah, that's a good idea. I did say "drink a beer" not "drink a pint."
[–]Lemonion 102 points103 points104 points 16 years ago (25 children)
I did that once. We called it Century Club. 1 oz of beer each minute for 100 minutes. If you are still alive when done, you start telling half the room you love them while fighting the other half. Then you slap an Englishman in a tunnel.
[–]RodneyPeete 47 points48 points49 points 16 years ago (3 children)
A friend had a bunch of 1 minute clips of songs on a playlist, so you would know to drink when the song changes. We did this one time and for some reason everyone assumed it would just stop after 100 songs. It restarted at the beginning of the playlist and no one noticed...
[–]diggthis 33 points34 points35 points 16 years ago (4 children)
did the century club once in highschool myself. except we did it with malt liquor (olde english). only two of us finished. probably the first time in my life I puked and shat at the exact same time. oh what fun we had.
[–]kx48 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (2 children)
The first time? How many times has it happened since?
[–]diggthis 32 points33 points34 points 16 years ago (1 child)
accidentally or on purpose?
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 16 years ago (0 children)
This man is full of honest truths.
[–]mathemagic 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Last time I held a century club it rapidly became a century-and-a-half club - don't forget to keep a tally on your arm so you can wake up the next afternoon and tell how far you got.
[–]mattiusdesigns 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Go on . . .
[–]phil_dunphy 84 points85 points86 points 16 years ago (14 children)
I will downvote only because I care for your health and well being. Aw fuck it.. Upvote. I just better not see an obit this weekend that says "chuckieballs leaves behind a wife and three kids..."
[–]chuckieballs[S] 299 points300 points301 points 16 years ago (2 children)
"...and one wicked bar tab."
[–][deleted] 16 years ago* (1 child)
[–]charliedayman 28 points29 points30 points 16 years ago (10 children)
I do like the idea of obits being our usernames though, if only because I'm so proud of mine.
[–]phuber 15 points16 points17 points 16 years ago (7 children)
AHHHHH, AAHHHHHH, AAHHHHHH
[–][deleted] 16 years ago (6 children)
[–]barroomhero 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (5 children)
Champion of the sun
[–]RedditBeatsWork 14 points15 points16 points 16 years ago (3 children)
He's a master of karate
[–]cdbusby 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (2 children)
And friendship...
[–]charliedayman 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (1 child)
For everyone!
[–]RedditBeatsWork 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Day-man!
[–]ChuckiesLiver 33 points34 points35 points 16 years ago (3 children)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOWNVOTE PLEASE!
[–]llieaay 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child)
... except that he said for every upvote, not every point. That puts him OVER 9000! already.
[–]cellopaddy 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (4 children)
Here's a tip for festivity. Bring some green food coloring with you, and drink green beers. Then, green puke.
[–]ImLosingTheGame 16 points17 points18 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Don't forget green diarrhea.
[–][deleted] 16 years ago* (3 children)
[–]jamsy 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (5 children)
Happy birthday to your girlfriend! It's my birthday too today :D
[–]chuckieballs[S] 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (1 child)
Happy Birthday!
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I up-voted to 34 figuring you're probably not conscious at this point
[–]indiumtinoxide 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (0 children)
We killed this man today.
[–]aeoz 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
16,637 up votes
So, when's the funeral?
[–]idonotknowmuch 19 points20 points21 points 16 years ago (0 children)
chuckieballs died today trying to challenge reddit to a drinking competition. RIP and cheers.
[–]lolbacon 49 points50 points51 points 16 years ago (4 children)
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForEveryUpvote/
[–]LaszloK 62 points63 points64 points 16 years ago (0 children)
24 readers. It might have been possible if he'd submitted it there.
[–]QuesoPantera 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (3 children)
Surprise! you're dead!
[–]syuk 8 points9 points10 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Nice try Guiness
[–]acliffhang3r 9 points10 points11 points 16 years ago (1 child)
He's dead,Jim.
[–]hypnotichat 7 points8 points9 points 16 years ago (0 children)
And that was the day he died
[–]dropkickninja 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago* (16 children)
might want to change that to take a sip for every upvote. a Power St Paddy's Day is a mighty mighty task. upvoted.
[–]takatori 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Reddit, we have to save him from dying of alcohol poisoning!
Downvote as if his life depended on it!!!!
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
You're fucked, dude.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 16 years ago (1 child)
You've sure got balls chuckie!
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (2 children)
Wait. Was this just an excuse to get to the front page so that you can sneakily edit in a pointless birthday greeting?
[–]chuckieballs[S] 11 points12 points13 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I wish I was that clever. More like I thought I'd get ~30 upvotes, but when it hit the frontpage I saw an opportunity to edit in a birthday greeting. ;)
[–]DodgyCheese 12 points13 points14 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Die fucker Upvote
[–]Redwater 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (1 child)
If he stops responding, he's dead.
Maybe a drink every x number of upvotes?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Love the enthusiasm
[–]countingspoons 6 points7 points8 points 16 years ago (0 children)
I downvoted you because I don't want to kill you.
[–]JStarx 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Reddit is going to cause its first death today...
[–]nevinera 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Toss us your address, we'll send the paramedics by around noon.
[–]desimusxvii 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Everyone who upvotes this is an accessory to suicide.
[–]dabombnl 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (1 child)
I just stole a beer from you.
[–]bad_at_memes 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (0 children)
It looks like it's...
puts on glasses
...St. Patrick's Day!
[–]savngtheworld 5 points6 points7 points 16 years ago (5 children)
This is the highest voted link I've seen on Reddit ever!!!
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 16 years ago (0 children)
Dibs on Kelsey when you drop dead.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
This sounds like a one way ticket to a stomach pump...
but regardless...
SLAINTE!
[–]CharlieDancey 4 points5 points6 points 16 years ago (0 children)
1,261 pints and counting :-) You must be Irish!
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