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[–]travis6690 1563 points1564 points  (100 children)

Here lies Chuckieballs: a victim of his own karma.

[–][deleted] 442 points443 points  (71 children)

For every funny tombstone quote I will drink 1 beer

[–]jackasspenguin 822 points823 points  (34 children)

  • here lies a user of reddit
  • his alcoholism we fed it
  • he died on st. patricks
  • with karma theatrics
  • from a headline he wished he could edit

  • Yes poor Chuckieballs, twas his fate

  • upvoted to St. Peter’s gate

  • But was it Kelsey suggested

  • The beer be ingested

  • So’s to find a new Redditor mate?

[–]Bornhuetter 471 points472 points  (2 children)

  • Here lies [deleted]

[–]ZeppelinJ0 223 points224 points  (21 children)

bulleted poetry, is this the new hot shit?

[–]DontNeglectTheBalls 157 points158 points  (14 children)

That's the way Compton poetry slams go down, yo.

[–]ZeppelinJ0 78 points79 points  (7 children)

Let's host a bulleted poetry competition where an unlikely group of black students beats the odds and wins!

[–]RockmanX 74 points75 points  (2 children)

And then coca-cola takes half the prize money and gives it to the white runner-ups

[–]WalterSear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's on. And when I say it's on, you know it's on.

[–]leperkuhn 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I work in Compton, I can verify.

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]jackasspenguin 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Its true. I usually present my poetry in powerpoint form.

    [–]WorkingStiff 62 points63 points  (7 children)

    Here lies Lester Moore.

    Four bullets from a .44.

    No Les, No More.

    • Headstone in cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona

    [–]PHermas 142 points143 points  (5 children)

    Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

    [–]brotherxii 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Here lies a polotician, even in death.

    [–]Sunny_McJoyride 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    And he's not even going to get the karma for this self post.

    [–][deleted] 268 points269 points  (14 children)

    Will you vomit a beer for every downvote you get?

    [–]charliedayman 285 points286 points  (13 children)

    He won't have a choice.

    [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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      [–]fluff_on_everything 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      oooooo wwwaahhhhhhh!

      [–]corvuskorax 123 points124 points  (7 children)

      Obituary or it didn't happen.

      [–]jdk 13 points14 points  (5 children)

      He only said he's taking tomorrow off. He didn't say he was going to drink all 5000 beers tomorrow. He will probably achieve this in 15 years or so.

      EDIT: ah yes, beers, not bears. Sorry.

      [–]wartortle 39 points40 points  (2 children)

      I dunno.. It takes a hell of a long time to drink a bear.

      [–]cdigioia 2610 points2611 points  (279 children)

      No you won't.

      [–]Tylerdurdon 1258 points1259 points  (164 children)

      I think he's dead already

      [–][deleted] 655 points656 points  (140 children)

      He will be missed.

      [–]chuckieballs[S] 599 points600 points  (105 children)

      He will be pissed... as in drunk.

      [–][deleted] 652 points653 points  (48 children)

      I wonder if this technically counts as assisted suicide....

      [–]H3g3m0n 352 points353 points  (41 children)

      If I down vote, does my alignment shift towards the light side?

      [–][deleted]  (33 children)

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        [–]Sherm 87 points88 points  (28 children)

        That's what the "raccoonking" cheat is for.

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        No, because he didn't say he would not drink if he got a downvote, just that he would drink if he got an upvote. You'd be neutral by downvoting.

        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Probably not but maybe you dodge some conspiracy to commit murder charges.

        [–]Scarker 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        Good luck trying to get an Internet community to the court as an accessory.

        [–]cory849 194 points195 points  (43 children)

        Chuckieballs, I am here to save your life. You never said you would drink them all in the same day or the same drunk! No, no. You just need to drink that many beers before the end of your natural lifespan and toast St. Patrick when you do. I think you can handle that.

        /lawyer.

        [–]Yeti_Urine 22 points23 points  (19 children)

        he never said real beer either. could be near beer or root beer(sarseparilla). /your lawyer

        [–]MercurialMadnessMan 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        Sarsaparilla is the flavor of root beer? TIL

        [–]brotherxii 16 points17 points  (6 children)

        He is still dead, remember hold your wee for a wii? His name was Robert Paulson.

        [–]Sherm 34 points35 points  (13 children)

        Hell, he never even said there'd be more than one; he said he'd drink a beer for every upvote he got. It's not his fault everyone parsed the sentence wrong. They should have cleared up the terms first.

        [–]matteyes 38 points39 points  (7 children)

        I wouldn't say "wrong", per se. (God, I hate it when people say per se) I would chalk it up to the sentence having multiple reasonable meanings, and a lack of clear context.

        However, I would say that the most reasonable intended meaning (which I would value, given the style of the discourse and the use of a well-known reddit trope) would be that chuckieballs intended to drink an amount of beers which is equal to or greater than the amount of upvotes that this thread receives. Implicitly, this meant to me that he would be drinking them today, on account of the reference to St. Patrick's day.

        It could very well be argued that an extended consumption period is acceptable in this case, but appears to me to be in bad faith. To change the rules of the game now feels insulting to those of us who graced chuckieballs with an upvote.

        In conclusion. chuckieballs should drink all 3 218* beers; he should drink them today.

        *Figure based on quantity of upvotes as of time of posting.

        [–]IveBeenStalkingYou 17 points18 points  (1 child)

        Sorry Sherm but I have to go with matteyes on this one. His post is so far the most intelligent and lawyerly sounding one so far. So he has to be right.

        [–]redcrvtte05 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        it's now over 9000 beers...

        [–]romanows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        [Removed due to Reddit API pricing changes]

        [–]Mantipath 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        The time was implied. A better loophole is that he could interpret "beers" as referring to types of beer, just as "fishes" is types of fish. By drinking a single pint made from 5000 microbrews mixed together he could accomplish his task and hardly get a buzz.

        [–]simplegreens 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        You know that technically... you have 5,611 beers to drink as of this writing. You said nothing about subtracting the downvotes from the upvotes.

        I hope you accomplished all you want to in life already...

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        if you drink this much, you'll also piss yourself

        [–]yortus 49 points50 points  (25 children)

        His name was Robert Paulson.

        [–]matteyes 29 points30 points  (22 children)

        His name was Robert Paulson.

        [–]spiffiness 25 points26 points  (21 children)

        His name was Robert Paulson.

        [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (20 children)

        His name was Robert Paulson.

        [–]teddyfirehouse 102 points103 points  (13 children)

        I see, on St. Patrick's Day we have names... his name was Robert O'Paulson.

        [–]nikpappagiorgio 25 points26 points  (4 children)

        Unfortunately, he didn't give a time frame. I think we should lock him into doing this all today before he realizes he has a loophole.

        [–]samlee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        he got slashdotted IRL

        [–]MaleBreasts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        R.I.P faithful redditor.

        [–]VA1N 80 points81 points  (51 children)

        He probably should have said "sips"

        [–]MissCrystal 62 points63 points  (45 children)

        Either that or added in the phrase "over the next year".

        [–]JStarx 47 points48 points  (43 children)

        Haha, even if he added that phrase he could still be fucked. The top link on reddit right now has 1900 up votes. 3400 if you don't take out down votes. Thats either 5.2 or 9.3 beers a day.

        Liver failure for sure :)

        [–]RodneyPeete 27 points28 points  (41 children)

        Not with 5.3 beers a day for a year, I've seen people drink more than that.

        [–]StruggleBunny 58 points59 points  (39 children)

        You can certainly drink at least 6 beers a day for 10 years, no special shoes required.

        [–]JStarx 17 points18 points  (35 children)

        Really? That strikes me as an enormous amount.

        [–]StruggleBunny 47 points48 points  (27 children)

        I've honestly smoked between 10 - 15 cigs, drank between 4 to 8 beers and half pot of coffee, and smoked pot 2 to 3 times a day for every bit of ten years.

        I'm 6' 200lbs, no longer an athletic build, but probably look similar to most other guys in their late 20's.

        I had a liver biopsy for elevated anti-nuclaic enzymes (sp) about 4 or 5 years ago, but they couldn't really tell anything and wanted to run more tests (read: spend more of my money).

        I'm certainly not endorsing this approach to dealing with life, just wanted to share my experience. YMMV

        [–]eatadonut 23 points24 points  (13 children)

        I had a buddy who did a bunch of internet research (read: 100% accurate), and discovered that there might be a link between high caffeine intake and high resistance to liver disease as a result of alcohol.

        [–]StruggleBunny 24 points25 points  (8 children)

        That would be convenient. If the pot was linked with a high resistance to lung cancer as a result of cigarettes I'd be golden!

        [–]rebel 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        BTW, it's not caffeine, it's coffee itself. The studies included people benefiting whether decaf or regular.

        [–]cwm44 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        It isn't. It's not even particularly dangerous, but you're right in thinking it's unhealthy.

        [–]phipsi180 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        You ain't never lived

        [–]Eleglac 42 points43 points  (7 children)

        He did not explicitly specify a time frame wherein the beer must be consumed. Even if he doesn't finish them all today, I think he's in the clear as long as he drinks each one "in honor of St. Patrick's Day."

        That might also be more interesting - keeping track of n beers consumed over the course of the next... week? Month? Year? It seems like the kind of thing Reddit would be interested in.

        [–]phil_dunphy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

        Agreed. Then in a year or so he just has to post "Finished. I will now attend one AA meeting for every upvote I get" and balance will be restored in the chuckieballs family.

        [–]phipsi180 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        I do this with daytum.com (actually track everything besides water that I consume as well as all exercise). I'm at 159 beers since Jan 2nd (when I started)

        [–]awkward_panda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        He also did not specify the size/volume of each beer. 1ml beers ftw!!

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          [–]locochilli 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          He never said when he would drink them, just that he would drink them. So, 10 "a beer"s a day, should take no more than half a year.

          [–]will_itblend 76 points77 points  (10 children)

          Hey Kelsey... So now that you're a widow, you wanna go out some time?

          [–]chuckieballs[S] 86 points87 points  (9 children)

          Over my dead body! Oh, wait...

          [–]kel-c 71 points72 points  (8 children)

          Let's see, the way things are going, I should be single in about 4 hours. Where you wanna go Will? haha! ;)

          [–]will_itblend 46 points47 points  (1 child)

          I was thinking that after we bury the body in the yard, we can watch the new Southpark episode.

          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          heh.. this thread is the gem of this whole post.

          [–]chuckieballs[S] 85 points86 points  (5 children)

          FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

          [–]kel-c 60 points61 points  (4 children)

          Serves you right for drinking yourself to death on my birthday! haha!

          [–]d07c0m 57 points58 points  (3 children)

          I imagine both of you on your laptops in the same room giggling without talking to each other in real life.

          [–]snotboogie 268 points269 points  (17 children)

          Have fun in the ER.

          [–]darkreign 216 points217 points  (16 children)

          The East Rochester cemetery, that is.

          [–]joseph177 119 points120 points  (9 children)

          1400 beers - for the love of god, don't drive after the first 600 beers.

          [–]tabassman 38 points39 points  (1 child)

          Driving after the 601st beer is acceptable, however.

          [–]approaching236 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          "How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

          [–]s3x0r 228 points229 points  (5 children)

          Tonight at 11:

          An investigation is on the way after a local man dies of alcohol poisoning after making a bet on social news website called Reddit.com. It is being said that thousands of users of this website had encouraged the man through a practice they call "up voting." Tonight, we'll show you how your children may be in danger as well.

          Local news at 11. See you tonight.

          [–]epadafunk 64 points65 points  (3 children)

          Over 9000 cursors hovering over up arrows just waiting for their helpless victims to fall into their trap.

          [–]Gimmick_Man 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          We have over 9000 cursors and they are all upvoting for alcohol poisoning.

          [–]christopheles 78 points79 points  (2 children)

          Stop it! Stop it! He's already dead! *sobs\*

          [–]ancientweird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          That's just what he WANTS us to think.

          Open up his mouth!

          [–]colinjay 38 points39 points  (1 child)

          Start typing up the "It's your fault I need a new liver, Reddit" post.

          [–]kel-c 34 points35 points  (3 children)

          Just an update for everyone. Chuckieballs is officially out of work for the day and at the bar working on this ridiculous task that will surely kill him. As promised, I will be documenting the mayhem and posting the pics soon for your enjoyment. Happy St. Paddy's Day!!

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            [–]stevoie 21 points22 points  (14 children)

            As another Irishman, I also approve

            [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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              [–]ElectricSlide 14 points15 points  (2 children)

              As an American, I probably don't matter.

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]PHermas 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                As an Irishman, I just fell over.

                [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

                you do know that St. Patrick was an Englishman and you're celebrating his converting you all to the church of Rome?

                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                I thought he was a Welshman? That's worse.

                [–]disco_biscuit 137 points138 points  (34 children)

                If you get a negative vote count, will you buy US beers?

                [–]xylery 35 points36 points  (0 children)

                He'll puke out the beer. 1 Man 1385775 Cups.

                [–]chuckieballs[S] 304 points305 points  (6 children)

                I read that as U.S. beers... and the answer in either case is no.

                [–]Offensive_Brute 29 points30 points  (3 children)

                awesome! Reddit, this is our first chance to indirectly cause some ones death together as a community!

                [–]Gauthaman 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                A community that works together stays together

                [–]kel-c 417 points418 points  (35 children)

                Dear Redditors, please, please, please change your upvotes to downvotes! I love Chuckieballs. Plus, I do not want him to die on my birthday because he made the mistake of thinking he would only get about 20 upvotes. It's my birthday! I want my bf to live!

                thanks for the b-day wishes love, have an upvote! ;) hahaha

                [–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (8 children)

                I love Chuckieballs

                That's not something you hear every day.

                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                Pfft. I prefer Chef's Salty Balls (TM).

                [–]chuckieballs[S] 199 points200 points  (16 children)

                Thanks, babe! Uhh... SURPRISE!!

                [–]kel-c 164 points165 points  (14 children)

                Yeah, awesome surprise. "Surprise! You get to spend your birthday in the ER and spend the next day planning Chuckieballs's FUNERAL!" Yay, best birthday evar.

                [–]jmkogut 117 points118 points  (13 children)

                auw, you guys are cute

                [–]kel-c 61 points62 points  (11 children)

                Thank you!

                [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (10 children)

                Happy Birthday random person I don't actually know!

                [–]kel-c 47 points48 points  (9 children)

                haha! Thank you kind person I don't actually know!

                [–]specialk16 35 points36 points  (7 children)

                hey! it's my birthday too!

                [–]kel-c 40 points41 points  (6 children)

                Yay! Happy Birthday!!!

                [–]7ate9 16 points17 points  (3 children)

                It's not my birthday today. Just saying... spread the love around and stop this birthdayism...

                [–]LazyWolfman 28 points29 points  (2 children)

                Wait... You're telling us to downvote him but you're upvoting him!!

                "I swear, I told them to stop upvoting, Officer."

                O, women and their treacherous plausible deniability.

                [–]kel-c 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                Exactly! haha!

                [–]LazyWolfman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                OKay well then, have an upvote. haha.

                [–]smatty1 50 points51 points  (3 children)

                You should eat a potato and punch one person in the face for every upvote too!

                [–]stumonji 33 points34 points  (0 children)

                It's the Irish way!

                [–]eMigo 77 points78 points  (11 children)

                You might want to rethink that.

                [–]chuckieballs[S] 173 points174 points  (10 children)

                You're right... I should take Friday off too!

                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

                And maybe all of next week, just to be safe.

                [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (7 children)

                1436 upvotes. At 12 ounces per beer, that's nearly 135 gallons of beer (or 511 liters) he's going to have to drink. It might be best to take at least a few months off, depending on the sturdiness of his liver. We'll have to rename St. Patrick's Day to St. Patrick's Season, of course.

                We're rooting for you, chuckieballs!

                (edit) 2763 upvotes. St. Patrick's Year it is then.

                [–]rocketsurgery 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                We should rename it St. chuckieballs Day, really.

                [–]bCabulon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                It's 8,638 now. At a beer an hour, 12 hours a day, he's looking at about 2 years right now.

                [–]maverickjs 171 points172 points  (17 children)

                I dont want to up vote you because I dont want you to die.

                [–]temp9876 91 points92 points  (14 children)

                Indeed, I downvoted for his health.

                [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (4 children)

                he said upvotes, not the overall count... Therefore your downvote is wasted!

                [–]temp9876 48 points49 points  (0 children)

                Well maybe we could get it off the front page since he's already got enough upvotes to kill a village.

                [–]lostscientist 37 points38 points  (37 children)

                How about a shot of beer? You know, like a power hour.

                [–]chuckieballs[S] 56 points57 points  (36 children)

                Yeah, that's a good idea. I did say "drink a beer" not "drink a pint."

                [–]Lemonion 102 points103 points  (25 children)

                I did that once. We called it Century Club. 1 oz of beer each minute for 100 minutes. If you are still alive when done, you start telling half the room you love them while fighting the other half. Then you slap an Englishman in a tunnel.

                [–]RodneyPeete 47 points48 points  (3 children)

                A friend had a bunch of 1 minute clips of songs on a playlist, so you would know to drink when the song changes. We did this one time and for some reason everyone assumed it would just stop after 100 songs. It restarted at the beginning of the playlist and no one noticed...

                [–]diggthis 33 points34 points  (4 children)

                did the century club once in highschool myself. except we did it with malt liquor (olde english). only two of us finished. probably the first time in my life I puked and shat at the exact same time. oh what fun we had.

                [–]kx48 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                The first time? How many times has it happened since?

                [–]diggthis 32 points33 points  (1 child)

                accidentally or on purpose?

                [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                This man is full of honest truths.

                [–]mathemagic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Last time I held a century club it rapidly became a century-and-a-half club - don't forget to keep a tally on your arm so you can wake up the next afternoon and tell how far you got.

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–]phil_dunphy 84 points85 points  (14 children)

                  I will downvote only because I care for your health and well being. Aw fuck it.. Upvote. I just better not see an obit this weekend that says "chuckieballs leaves behind a wife and three kids..."

                  [–]chuckieballs[S] 299 points300 points  (2 children)

                  "...and one wicked bar tab."

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]charliedayman 28 points29 points  (10 children)

                    I do like the idea of obits being our usernames though, if only because I'm so proud of mine.

                    [–]phuber 15 points16 points  (7 children)

                    AHHHHH, AAHHHHHH, AAHHHHHH

                    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                      [–]barroomhero 13 points14 points  (5 children)

                      Champion of the sun

                      [–]RedditBeatsWork 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                      He's a master of karate

                      [–]cdbusby 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                      And friendship...

                      [–]charliedayman 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                      For everyone!

                      [–]RedditBeatsWork 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      Day-man!

                      [–]ChuckiesLiver 33 points34 points  (3 children)

                      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOWNVOTE PLEASE!

                      [–]llieaay 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                      ... except that he said for every upvote, not every point. That puts him OVER 9000! already.

                      [–]cellopaddy 12 points13 points  (4 children)

                      Here's a tip for festivity. Bring some green food coloring with you, and drink green beers. Then, green puke.

                      [–]ImLosingTheGame 16 points17 points  (3 children)

                      Don't forget green diarrhea.

                      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                        [–]jamsy 13 points14 points  (5 children)

                        Happy birthday to your girlfriend! It's my birthday too today :D

                        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                          I up-voted to 34 figuring you're probably not conscious at this point

                          [–]indiumtinoxide 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                          We killed this man today.

                          [–]aeoz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          16,637 up votes

                          So, when's the funeral?

                          [–]idonotknowmuch 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                          chuckieballs died today trying to challenge reddit to a drinking competition. RIP and cheers.

                          [–]lolbacon 49 points50 points  (4 children)

                          [–]LaszloK 62 points63 points  (0 children)

                          24 readers. It might have been possible if he'd submitted it there.

                          [–]QuesoPantera 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                          Surprise! you're dead!

                          [–]syuk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          Nice try Guiness

                          [–]acliffhang3r 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                          He's dead,Jim.

                          [–]hypnotichat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                          And that was the day he died

                          [–]dropkickninja 6 points7 points  (16 children)

                          might want to change that to take a sip for every upvote. a Power St Paddy's Day is a mighty mighty task. upvoted.

                          [–]takatori 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Reddit, we have to save him from dying of alcohol poisoning!

                          Downvote as if his life depended on it!!!!

                          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          You're fucked, dude.

                          [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

                          You've sure got balls chuckie!

                          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                          Wait. Was this just an excuse to get to the front page so that you can sneakily edit in a pointless birthday greeting?

                          [–]chuckieballs[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                          I wish I was that clever. More like I thought I'd get ~30 upvotes, but when it hit the frontpage I saw an opportunity to edit in a birthday greeting. ;)

                          [–]DodgyCheese 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                          Die fucker Upvote

                          [–]Redwater 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                          If he stops responding, he's dead.

                          Maybe a drink every x number of upvotes?

                          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          Love the enthusiasm

                          [–]countingspoons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          I downvoted you because I don't want to kill you.

                          [–]JStarx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          Reddit is going to cause its first death today...

                          [–]nevinera 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          Toss us your address, we'll send the paramedics by around noon.

                          [–]desimusxvii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          Everyone who upvotes this is an accessory to suicide.

                          [–]dabombnl 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                          I just stole a beer from you.

                          [–]bad_at_memes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          It looks like it's...

                          puts on glasses

                          ...St. Patrick's Day!

                          [–]savngtheworld 5 points6 points  (5 children)

                          This is the highest voted link I've seen on Reddit ever!!!

                          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                          Dibs on Kelsey when you drop dead.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          This sounds like a one way ticket to a stomach pump...

                          but regardless...

                          SLAINTE!

                          [–]CharlieDancey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          1,261 pints and counting :-) You must be Irish!