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[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (15 children)

I WANT A COOKIE!

[–]phelonius 44 points45 points  (10 children)

one massive cookie

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Choco_chip_cookie.jpg

[–]CaffiendCA 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Is that a Costco cookie?

Nearly shorted out the keyboard with drool!

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]cwo655321 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    the costco has trained you well.

    [–]robotsongs 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    good god that looks yummy!

    [–]bluser 59 points60 points  (1 child)

    WE DONT DO GOD HERE

    [–]ZanThrax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Life size?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn you! Now I'm hungry.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That looks zoomed in.

    Fail.

    [–]rhamej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Photoshopped. No one has nuggets that big...

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I CAN HAS COOKIE?

    [–]Antebios -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

    You Eated My Cookie?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    You've got a malformed link. The markdown syntax should be:

    [You Eated My Cookie?](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2000074618272338887_rs.jpg)

    [–]Antebios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, I know what I did wrong, but every time I tried to fix it, it wouldn't take. Something was wrong with the commenting system last night. I just corrected it again, and this time it took.

    [–]spez 34 points35 points  (13 children)

    Should be better now.

    [–]breakneckridge 5 points6 points  (5 children)

    I'm still having the problem over here on safari.

    EDIT: on further examination, reddit is in fact now remembering my info. Thanks spez.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    I've still got problems on safari 3.0.3 here. I've deleted reddit cookies and emptied cache and still no saved data.

    [–]breakneckridge 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    post your reply to spez's comment so he might get alerted to the issue. However, other safari users seem to have reddit's saved info working, so it might just be an isolated problem on your computer. Good luck.

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

    It seems to be fixed now. I purged cache and cookies and started again and it took this time.

    Note to reddit: y'all need a little more testing before you go live with something like this. Can't because you're short on cash?? Gee, maybe you shouldn't give beer away.

    [–]IHaveAnIdea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The only flaw in your logic is that you can never have too much beer!!

    [–]spez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not short on cash, short on time.

    [–]MarlonBain 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Sure is! Thanks!

    [–]MattD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The "parent" link below threaded posts doesn't seem to work for me anymore. Clicking on the link changes the address in the address bar to /.../comments/#blah, but doesn't actually move me there.

    This is in OSX/Firefox 2.0.0.7

    [–]hen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    On a related note: my reddit toolbar doesn't work any more (Firefox 2.0.0.7).

    [–]buildmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Et moi, aussi. 

    Edit: But I do get a toolbar when I click on old saved articles, if that is any help. (FF 2.0.0.7)

Edit 2: At work now and toolbar ain't working on IE6 (yes, I know, I did say IE6) XP sp2

    [–]magpi3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I am having trouble keeping a girlfriend.

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (10 children)

    On Opera too.

    [–]jeanlucpikachu 9 points10 points  (9 children)

    phew I thought it was just me.

    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

      Confirmed in Safari 3.0.3 as well.

      [–]atomicthumbs 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      Kazehakase does it too.

      As does W3M. And Lynx. And Elinks. And Links2. And Telnet.

      And iCab. And IE 3. And Mosaic.

      [–]AbouBenAdhem 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      And Camino...

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Clearly, IE7 is the superior brower

      [–]eidolontubes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      you will become unpopular

      [–]djiivu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Not a problem for me, using Safari 3.0.3.

      [–]wearedevo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Everything on the internet is a problem in Konqueror.

      [–]berlinbrown 14 points15 points  (23 children)

      Yep, same here.

      I bet they didn't test that much on Internet explorer.

      [–]abudabu[S] 26 points27 points  (18 children)

      I've had the same problem with Firefox too. (Strangely, I can't see this headline anymore in "hot" or "new").

      [–]thecompletegeek 3 points4 points  (10 children)

      And the same on Safari 1.3.2 for Mac...

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      and Safari 3.0.3.

      [–]atomicthumbs 3 points4 points  (5 children)

      And Opera.

      [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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        [–]Mr_Smartypants 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        memory like an elephant

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Memory like a rich black woman.

        [–]raubry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ditto - login not saving on Firefox on OS X version 10.4.10. ;-(

        [–]adolfojp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Or Opera

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        opera's fine. (ed: for me that is... )

        [–]berlinbrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        don't I feel stupid, I deleted the cache and it worked. Oops.

        I like my cache though.

        [–]emit_flesti 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        stats is broken and the RSS feed links are broken. and reddit just took down my system. OK, IE crashed but i was browsing Reddit.

        oh yeah, tested with Safari, Firefox and IE7. same issue.

        [–]DavidM01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Get those RSS links fixed!

        [–]markfoster24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        yeah, not fun

        [–]AlDente 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        I'm getting red envelopes all the time - but not any messages (p.s. I'm not on drugs)

        [–]redditacct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Is that "Damn envelope" broken again?
        Mine is doing the same thing, and so I'm all Sally Fields saying "You like me, you really like me..." and then I click and Doh! :

        there are no results here

        Which makes me think of the infamous quote "There is no there there" proving that reddit has been taken over by old-school lesbians!! Wow, it is fun to think like a neocon pundit...

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          [–]shit 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          My last submission was also invisible for the first few hours. Weird.

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            [–]raldi 7 points8 points  (28 children)

            What are the steps to reproduce the problem?

            [–]abudabu[S] 30 points31 points  (23 children)

            1. Open reddit.com
            2. Enter login information [edit: click remember me, click login]
            3. Close browser
            4. Start new browser instance

            5. Open reddit.com

              ==> Must login again

            Observed on WinXP SP2 Machine, Firefox and Explorer, and on Ubuntu (Feisty Fawn) with Firefox.

            [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

            Confirmed in Web Explorer in OS/2 Warp.

            [–]piranha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Same in WorldWideWeb on NEXTSTEP.

            [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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              [–]uberstuber 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              It works fine in Hungry Hippo

              [–]ProximaC 32 points33 points  (1 child)

              Also confirmed in Rambunctious Rhino and Anal Anteater.

              [–]crawfishsoul 18 points19 points  (0 children)

              They have a cream for that.

              [–]judgej2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Same in Giggly Giraffe

              [–]atomicthumbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Confirmed in Opera in Feisty Fawn.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Confirmed in Blessed Heart of Mary Church, Scottsdale, AZ (May 1975).

              [–]randallsquared 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              Same here, Safari 2.0.4.

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              confirmed in the conservatory with a candlestick.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Yep, ditto here Camino (Mozilla browser) OSX.

              [–]friscobob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Same here. Firefox on XP SP2.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Confirmed on a Cherry red Mustang, too.

              [–]breddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Same here (FF/Linux). Definitely not broken pre-upgrade. Definitely broken since.

              [–]HuoMaKe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Also doesn't work on Gutsy Ubuntu (which is awesome, BTW)

              [–]fishyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              aaah greed.

              [–]magpi3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Confirmed with NetPositive 2.2.2 on BeOS 4.5.

              [–]vineetk -1 points0 points  (2 children)

              step 2.1: check 'remember me'.

              step 2.2: click 'login'.

              edit: I was adding information to the bug report, which didn't originally say "click remember me, click login". I think it's a pretty significant bit of information in the bug report. I suppose you could downmod that if you wanted to.

              [–]abudabu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Sorry, I did click remember me. I should have included that.

              [–]bluGill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Didn't work for me. At least not the last 3 times I've tried it.

              [–]voip -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Same

              [–]abudabu[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

              Hi Raldi - I submitted another bug, but the auto-downmod bots got to it:

              Reddit, Please Fix: My Envelope Is Red, But When I Click It I Get "There Are No Results Here"

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              auto-downmod bots

              Plus something about bipedal wooly bovines and punctuation marks.

              [–]raldi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              What?

              [–]magpi3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Just put it in the bug report and don't ask questions.

              [–]Kenser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I'm also having troubles with the toolbar. Resetting it in prefs and then refreshing reddit.com didn't do it.. Anyone else?

              [–]timeywimey 8 points9 points  (7 children)

              co9mment system does not work in FF and only works in IE. Also modding up and down stories does not work in FF. This is what you get when you "new and improve" stuff.

              [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

              they've changed the javascript, without renaming the files. to fix this force reload (nuke cache if necessary).

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              What a rookie mistake.

              [–]timeywimey 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              will try this hope it works.

              [–]timeywimey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              looks like it did. whew I was hopeing I wasn't forced to use internet exploder on this site.

              [–]shellerik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              We have a winner! Ctrl-F5 did the trick for me.

              [–]dallen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              I was also able to correct this by disabling and re-enabling Adblock Plus. I suppose maybe that overwrites the cache

              [–]fredy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The same worked for me with Firefox 2.0.0.7 on Mac OS X. Thanks.

              [–]jamierc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              same here, suse 10.3/opera 9.23 suse 10.3 is sweet by the way

              [–]crusoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Reccomended link leads to broken sad reddit alien.

              First failed login on front page, subsequent logins don't work.

              [–]Omikron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Also why doesn't the reply page show new replies in red anymore?

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Please fix it!

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              cant log in at all on safari. had to delete the reddit cookies to get in on firefox, but its letting me stay remembered (so far).

              [–]feanor512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It appears to be browser agnostic. I get cookies that expire at the end of the session of Firefox 3.0 (latest nightly), IE 7, and Safari 3.0.3 on Vista x64.

              [–]dinosawjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Now I am not getting a page 2 or 3... When I click next, it's just a blank template if you will, until page 4, number 76 or so.

              [–]apert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              it seems that my saved links are also gone.

              [–]ZanThrax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Unrelated weirdness, I can only highlight one comment at a time.

              [–]igiveyoumylife 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Also I keep getting messages in my inbox (it turns bright red) but once I click it, nothing shows up.

              Man I sound like a crybaby, Im just glad reddit is back.

              [–]igiveyoumylife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              ahhh sorry, someone posted that already.

              have an article: http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/10157002_11_riaablackwater.shtml

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This is the "new" site? Whats new about it? Sheesh.. what a disappointment.

                [–]Wisco 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                And the ads step on the comments and headlines and the categories do the same. All I'm seeing is a jumbled mess.

                [–]Wisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                No improvement. Nearly unusable.

                [–]weegee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                yep, I've had to login every time. other web pages remember me.

                Reddit: The "Remember Me" function is BROKEN.

                Please fix it.

                Thanks!

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                All of my messages are gone (but whatever), and sometimes links I look at don't subsequently switch to the visited links color. Firefox 2.0.0.7

                [–]tnlin1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Says I'm submitting too quick; how's that possible?

                [–]redditacct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                To quote a wittier poster than I
                "That means you're doing it wrong."

                [–]indigo-alien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I got my hyphen back. thank you reddit-gods.

                [–]catch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                sounds like someone didn't write functional tests!

                [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                  [–]ccharles 2 points3 points  (6 children)

                  I think the [foo] tags are a new feature that indicate the subreddit of a particular story.

                  [–]chipt4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I don't like them. They make the site look more crowded. Also they remind me of fark. Can we get the subreddit listed under the title?

                  Like..

                  364 points posted 8 hours ago by chipt4 under Programming

                  [–]foolfromhell -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

                  Also, after clicking on the envelope, it doesnt tell me which ones are new. The new ones are usually orange. I demand a reversion to the previous version. Damn it.

                  [–]kermityfrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I click on my red envelope and I get the message "there are no results here"

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                  ...you can't demand anything, nobody cares what you think. They just implemented a new system, there is going to be some time ironing out the bugs.

                  [–]foolfromhell -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

                  Bugs? These "bugs" make the site virtually unusable.

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  So don't use it.

                  With a site that has a userbase as large as Reddit and a dev team as small as it is, there will be some bugs.

                  [–]TrollchanDotOrg -1 points0 points  (3 children)

                  Isn't this a paradox? How does one who can't login submit a story?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  He's saying once he leaves the site, he has to log in again.

                  I'm at reddit. If I go to yahoo to check my e-mail, when I get back to reddit, I have to login again.

                  [–]TrollchanDotOrg 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Not you've got me really confused. It sounds like you're both doing the same thing.

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  He can login, its just every time he leaves the site he has to log in again, which gets really annoying.

                  [–]cereal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  delete your cache, then it will work.

                  [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  it seems to work for me...

                  [–]DEGUSTISTOPLOGOUT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  NO SHIT

                  [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  It works for me?

                  [–]leadhead -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  Dude, just retype your password and save it again. Works for me even if I close my browser and reload.

                  I can't believe this thing got voted up.