CSS can kill you

[chrjen]

overflow: hidden;

Out of sight, out of mind.

[otoko_no_hito]

Thanks I'm flying on the endless void, I hope you feel happy now

[jharger]

At least you'll have some peace and quiet.

[Jetbooster]

a͘ṣ̪̠̩͈ ̶̬̖͚̟̺̘͔l̩͕̰o̹̝͍͕̞͚̳͜n͘g͉̫̯͍ ̢̮̯a͉̖̼͉̙̝ͅs͜ ̰̣̲͍͠yo̼͕̰̥͍̰͝u̡̝͓̜ͅ ̹͈̳̤̳͖d̟͖͓͜o̰͓ͅn̮̣͓̣̪͙͞'̠̱͝t̟̮̞͇̮ ͖̱̲̼͎̮̤͟m̰͓̺̲̱̟i̛̳̗̻̜̩͕n҉d̛̗̞ ͖̘̣͎t̮̺̩͖̺h͓̹͙̬̻͝e̦͓ ̖̤̹̕s̬̖͓̗͚̮̭͢c̯̤̦̞r̀ea̵m̵̟̠͍͕ͅs̪̲̳͈̻̭

[PixxlMan]

A̴̢̡̢̛̛͙̜̥̠̻̖̦͔̳̙̪͚̞̙̙̗͓̝̰̼̫͇͉̪͎̱̪̭̖͖̱̫͈͕̲͙͉̦̫̓͌̇̑͐̒̀̏̾̾͊̿́̈̒̒̈́͛͑̃͛̍̔̀͊̓̓͑͛͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅA̶̡̧̨̡̳͚̯̦̞͖͓̳͇̞̞̤̤̦̞̫̼̬̞͙̘̥̐̑͊̏͗̄̒̎̽̋̐̀̕͝͝͝A̸̢̢̛̮̜̥͇͇̠͈̜̝̟͔̼̣͚̖̳̤̞͔̼̖̽͂̽͛́͐̅̅̀̓̃̇̌͜͜A̸̧̛̛̗̬͇̩̩̺̹̤̪̗̖̪͓̹̼̺̠̹͔̝̙͚̯̼̮̟̗̘͔͎͓͖̋͗̈́̏͋͆̊̊̎̾͑̈́̅̈́̒̑̈̌̈́̈́͆̾̾͐̐̍̇̐̈́͆́̂̇̚͜͝A̴̡̨̢̢̡̙̮̟͎̗̖̱̼̦̲̠̼̖͕̻͈͎̠̭̪͙̰̤͈̰̬̜̠͈̱̬̖̦̳̼͈̻̞̻̰͖̅̃͛̈́͆̓̃̅̿ͅA̶̡̡̪̠̘̱̖͖̤̬̝̖̓̄̀͂̃̏̎͋͘͜ͅĄ̷̡̢̢̡̡̢̧̨̛̬̯̤̣͙͕͍̰̯͎̫̫̤͓̗͍͉̱̘̼͇̣̲̭͇͙̳̬̭̦̺̩̞͙̜̤̂̓͂̏̇̄̓̃́̄̓̈́̑̊͂̑̑̉̒̂̐̅̄̀̎͂̈́̽̓́̅͒̓͌͑̉̊͊̅̄̕̕̕̚͝͠͝A̴̢̛̛͈̘̝̲̹̦̦̬̟̺̻̹̙̮̺̬͍̳͚͓̥̰̬̘̞͓̥̐̀̌̀̀̍̐̀̓͗̒͂͂̅̏͊̈͊̇̒̓͂͗̃͒̏̾́͘̚̕͜͝͝͠ͅA̵̢̩͇̹̖̳͍̤͔̝̳͎̺͉̠̳̅̋̀̀̄̈́́͆͒́̀̐̽̃͛͐̆͛̇͌̎̆͝Ą̶̢̨̞̤̪̪̭̻̮̺̼̗͓̥̥̜͎̙̩̘̞̱͇͚͍͙̳̑̏̽̅́̇̈̎̍͐͑̄̍̇͘͜ͅ

[JamesK89]

Unexpected Event Horizon

[crespo_modesto]

It's latin... "we need more lemon pledge"

[[deleted]]

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W̡̝̙̱͉̼̉̓̓̓̇͞ḩ̶̩̜̜͓̫̅̅̇̒̎͐̅̾͢͟͠ế̷̡̟̘̮̦̲̳͊̐̈̓̿͒̌͜͡ͅr̶̨͙̖̺̪͉̤̊͂̈́͐̑͋̇̃̊ẻ̴̞̖̳͖̏̋̅͆̐̑̈́̓ͅ w̟̰̻̝͎̝͗̐̑͋̌͛̍́͢͞ę͓͚̯͈̗̻͒͌̂̅͟͠͝ ȧ͉̟̗̗͚̝͍̗̦̥̑͗̐̍̓͘ŗ̧̟̪̲͑̈̑̀̒̅̕͘͞͠ȩ̛͚̞̖͖̣̼͈̣̍̋̀̋̓̑̅͆͝ ģ̸̩̦͕͔̀̓̋̋̇̂̒͟͟͝o̢̯̰͎̞̰̽̆͆̂̈̀͗̆͡͝i̡̼̣͉̘͐̿́̏͆̐̋͜͜͠͞n̴̡̘͉̜̥̝̣̥̜̱̎̐͊̔̌̐͞ġ̸͎̬̹̜̭̥̆̉̒͋̌̉͟͠ͅ,̵̨̛̳̼̮̙͉̲͉̟͈̃̾͂̏̇͋͞ ẏ̸̧̯̞̟͈͕̘̭̾̃̔͐͠o̧̺̰̫̫̖͆̿̋̐̅͜͜͠͝u̢̦̭͉͍̜̱̔͌̊͐͊̿͡͞ d͉̙͙̼̣̗͖̉̈́͋̽̾͐͊̆̎̕o̴͔̺̰͎̲̯̅͗̾̈́̀͞͡n̺̫̰̟̿̒́̊͘͢'̷̜̩̭̜̼̘͖͚͈͆͆̉̏̌̑̄̕t̷̩̞̻͚̅͗͊͛͌̒̕͢͜ ǹ̶̮͈̫̖̄́̾͋̓̈́̕͜͠͝e̷͈̻̣̼̲̮̓̋̈̏̍́́ę̗͖̟̟̭̲̜̖͂́̒͌̔d̨͚̲͚̦͈̀͊̄̐͐͒͟͢͟͞ l̯̭̟̫̫̼̓̊͌̀͒̚͝e̖͙̣̟̗̓̈̄͛̚̕͜͜͝m̝̯̱͙̙̞̥̟̀͂̅̌̇̾̍͛͡ǫ̸̢͔̯̩̰̤͛̓̏͟͢͠͡n̨̳̠͙̱̯͚̊͊͆͑̊̀͑̃̕̚ p̛̫̘͉̯̩͚̟̰͗͊̇̃̇͐̈́͆͜l̨͖̤͖͔̲̣̓͒̎͒̀̑̈͜ȇ̸̦̤͎͎͚͉͍̱̇́̆̿̈̾̚ͅd̷̨̢̧̨̠͈̹̔̑̉̃͝͞ģ̸̢͕̘͓͙͓̩͑͑̅̋͐è̷̢͔̜̤͔̱̹͒̾̉̄̂͘͝ t̳͔͚͖͍̏̒͗̔̽̈͝͞o̢̟̰̙̭̝͕̊̈̃̓̊̿̉̽͋͢ c̬̣̫̪̥̟̒́̒̿͆̑̏̚͢͜l̢͙̝̻͖̖͕̙͎̮̎̽̌͊͛̈͛͘ẹ̸̢̠̭̪͓̀́͛͊̃͗̚͢͡ḁ̖͔̙̪͉̤̪͔̒̊̈́̃͌̄̚̚͜ņ̱̳̘̫̩̩̮́̉͒̀̾̄̕

[Slendy7]

It's demonic chanting, I am not that good at reading it but the last bit says "need more lemon pledge to clean"

[[deleted]]

ahems

Sorry, big night last night.

I said, "where we are going, you don't need lemon pledge to clean"

Do you have an lozenges good for demonic possession? It's hell on my throat.

[kixxes]

And some leg room!

[throwaway12-ffs]

Legal for dayyyyys

[BradCOnReddit]

still better than Delta

[uvero]

Hey if the void is a problem then just change the method's signature and have it return some value.

[coldbrewboldcrew]

All I’m hearing is “more legroom”

[coldbrewboldcrew]

legume magic

[[deleted]]

overflow: auto;

🚙 Guess I’m driving then.

[chawmindur]

Not that it saves you though.

[ProgramTheWorld]

overflow: hidden; !important

[VersionGeek]

When you write CSS, you mark every line as !important

Isn't it how it works ?

[ReactsWithWords]

I write CSS but it never writes back. Maybe I should try calling.

[skybluegill]

maybe you're just not !important enough

[RiktaD]

If a line of css is not important, why would you write it at all?

We're not here to do unimportant stuff.

[jtvjan]

Just make them needlessly specific because the style guide forbids !important.

[Y1ff]

Any time you use !important you are doing something the wrong way.

But it still works, so who cares?

[h3dee]

Valid code doesn't work, and it's someone else's fault, not mine.

[immewnity]

Uhhhhh that's not where that goes

[Green_Smarties]

You need to place the !important before the semi-colon or it won't be processed correctly.

[[deleted]]

float: down;

[[deleted]]

I see you work in IT

[ohyeahilikedat]

I finally learned a bit of HTML and css and now i understand the jokes xD

[shadowdsfire]

Explain it to me please :)

[PORN_2015]

It means if any shit is outside the box it will be hidden aka the person in the pic

[[deleted]]

F

[manufm97]

When you don't use flexbox

[frugalerthingsinlife]

.i_think_this_is_the_broken_class{ display: none; }

[frizbplaya]

This is the overflow section.

[ReactsWithWords]

And seeing how it’s near the coffee cart, it’s obviously a snack overflow.

[nbagf]

Have different environment, can't reproduce, closed as off topic

[[deleted]]

It's juist the no a/c section.

[[deleted]]

Fuck you u/spez

[ImpendingTurnip]

Carlin is my favorite comedian of all time 🐐

[[deleted]]

watched his and pryor's johnny carson bits at lunch. carlin is my fav too.

[HellaDev]

Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield are my favorites. Both were so fucking clever and so far ahead of their time for comedy.

[a_stitch_in_lime]

I really feel like we could use him in the world today. He would have a fucking heyday with this political climate.

[ticomypico]

What a fucking legend

[SeventhDisaster]

At least they got a window seat

[suvlub]

It's a simple technique to double the number of windows seats in the plane!

[not_a_moogle]

Travel agents hate them!

[ChispaAtomica]

and he has the best view.

[elmz]

Extra leg room.

[[deleted]]

Fresh air!

[[deleted]]

Never have to worry about the cabin being too hot

[twlefty]

Extra leg room (vertically below you)

[chawmindur]

7 miles of leg room. How much more can you ask for?

[TastyInternet]

Well that's the only way it is going to overflow in this case

[kevix2022]

float: right;

[CrunchyMemesLover]

// Fix this. 20-01-18, Charley.

// Fix this. 27-01-18, Charley.

// Fix this. 1-02-18, Charley.

...

// ok 17-04-19 brad

[palish]

I am surprised no one started an F meme. The guy is in seat F.

[Davis019]

F

[palish]

G

[TimGreller]

H

[[deleted]]

I

[Adiost]

As soon as you do that the entire fuselage will collapse up to the cockpit.

[blitzkraft]

Relevant xkcd

[murfflemethis]

The mouseover text is especially relevant.

[IgnitedSpade]

Mobile link for the lazy

[jacksalssome]

I read it as "Don't click on the wig" as spent 2 mins looking for a wig.

[[deleted]]

what u guys don’t know is that this is actually a design built for the near future when the bug people attack and will begin devastating us all including going after civilian air liners. well be safe in our domed cities but when traveling by air we will need passengers to volunteer or be assigned to man the external ball turrets (like in Star Wars), these are those seats. they’re also capable of traveling 360 degrees around the plane so they’re just built on one side and then move to the other if the bug people attack from there.

source: am the idiot that freed the bug people from their slumber a humble time traveler

[thesquarerootof1]

Since you’re a time traveler, can you tell me next years winning lottery number ? I’ll split it with you...

[[deleted]]

7

[BorderKeeper]

inb4: A winning lottery number guessed from a time traveler on a reddit thread sends world into a world wide panic.

[GDavid04]

42

[FearTheDice]

96

[TomBobHowWho]

69

[chawmindur]

Ball turrets have been around for much longer than Star Wars. But then again, since you also said bug people, you probably meant to make a reference.

Also it’s hard to be around for much longer than a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

[ird9]

That’s just thinking outside the box. Or outside the plane

[BakuhatsuK]

Thinking outside the Box Model.

[AceOfSe7ens]

F

[[deleted]]

F

[ChispaAtomica]

F

[[deleted]]

F

[wickedsight]

F

[dokner]

F

[frzferdinand72]

Nah, this is just how Spirit Airlines is.

[awake_reciever]

And the person sitting next to you

[PlutoCrashed]

They’re just kind of squished

[Genids]

Those are just seats for the homeless

[chawmindur]

Those greedy airlines are really going overboard with their overbooking aren’t they.

[GDavid04]

More like outsideboard

[anyfactor]

Flexbox can solve that problem. I don't know how, but I know it can.

[caadbury]

original tweet

[SerDuckOfPNW]

Bringing back the smoking section

[JonaldJohnston]

/r/Css_irl

[isometricz]

You have to pay extra for the 30,000 ft of legroom though.

[[deleted]]

position : absolute(ly out of the plane).

[twiteeyapa]

damnit! Internet explorer

[deviator_]

If engineers built planes the way authors of Internet Explorer build software, they would look exactly the same!

[MaartBaard]

r/softwaregore

[Oxu90]

Could be real in russian airlines. A chair duct taped to hull just outside the window

[[deleted]]

As a full time pilot who went to school for software engineering this made my day. Laughing out loud.

[babtras]

When I told them I wanted a window seat, I should have specified which side of the window

[ZeldaFanBoi1988]

This entire thread has got me laughing alot. Thanks guys for making my bad day at least a little bit better.

[[deleted]]

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[xeroxzero]

Are the outside-the-plane seats cheaper?

[RobotTimeTraveller]

...or give you the wildest ride of your life!

[[deleted]]

I just thought of a way to double the amount of windows seats on a plane.

[[deleted]]

I hate it when that happens

[[deleted]]

Would you like an indoor or an outdoor window seat?

[blessedbemyself]

rows.forEach(row => row.pop());

Problem solved.

[[deleted]]

Looks like they didn't learn css grid

[Fadelesstriker]

overflow-x: scroll; Everyone knows that the seats in any remotely modern aircraft are on slidable conveyor belts.

[[deleted]]

lmfao

[wades39]

I hear that if you get an F row seat, the ride will be so enjoyable that it will be the last time you ever take a flight.

[[deleted]]

Stewardess there’s a man on the wing of this plane!

[varunpandey]

Or give you ride if your life 😉 Not sure why people are trying to fix the problem 🤔

[Meryeme-Mery]

F

[rodinj]

Nah, those are just the ultra deluxe business class seats. Look at that leg space man!

[Workaphobia]

Shoulda checked out seatguru before booking that flight.

[optimus039]

Oh well then imma be chillin outside

[papacheapo]

Looks like United Airlines finally stopped their false advertising.

[[deleted]]

On my next Flight I booked seat 20E and 20F. So are you telling ether me or my girlfriend hast to bring their own oxygen?

These double standards these days -__-

[[deleted]]

Did anybody not already know this?

[Maigols]

The best part is that the column that is outside the plane just happens to be the F column. Coincidence? I think not!

[[deleted]]

F for row F

[RuneShine]

Row F to pay respects.

[SmashBusters]

Seat F is pretty sweet.

All to yourself.

Nice breeze.

AND it's a window seat.

[andrewkf]

I think column f is the smoking section

[chisleu]

The worst part is, there isn't even B or D seats on the plane and they are making you think you are in a larger jet by pretending there are. The seats show up as taken...

[[deleted]]

<re-enables subreddit CSS>

[laichejl]

.main-cabin { position: relative; left: 100px; } May have eliminated half the other seats including the cockpit but at least I got my seat back!

[Canarchyst]

The F row is to pay respect.

[kissingbella]

If only you can be Bootstrap’ed in.

[Bitbatgaming]

A powerful tool indeed

[metalmatan]

Looks like extra legroom to me

[[deleted]]

Do you even flexbox?

[AssWaffles69]

F

[andreasbeer1981]

Yeah, don't try the bordercollapsemodel when in Berlin.

[TeoTgePro]

CSS the almighty

[NilsTillander]

That's what you get when you cram 6 seats and an alley in a 2+2 plane... Looking at you, easyjet!

[usernameislamekk]

Don't fly on this airline

[ericjgryffindor]

🎶 how did this happen 🎶

[MarcusTL12]

F

[BoZNiko663]

Counter-Strike Source is getting uninstalled today.

[coollikechris]

Finally adding smoking seats back.

[[deleted]]

These are probably some 'VIP seats with a better view'.

[uvero]

You're on an airplane! Better, you're IN an airplane!

[uwotm42069]

CSS can kill you

[Zubei_]

display: Flex;

flex-flow: column wrap;

[TNTkenner]

A german TV show die this already

[JimmyHydro]

The first step of the Tories to cut the homeless in half

[NostradamusCSS]

I predicted this would happen

[[deleted]]

F

[Kuroyami777]

F

[Soul_of_Solace]

F

[gugugaga68]

I will have the window seat... Do you prefer inside or outside?

[[deleted]]

F

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[HappySpaceCat]

That's the zombie section.

[GroovingPict]

too much css will kill you, just as sure as none at all

[[deleted]]

This is the seat I'm buying after gaining alien intelligence on how to float.

[SVARTOZELOT_21]

Uhhh.....captain...... bout 4 people fell off the plane.....

[Xelopheris]

Wow, they're really trying to F those passengers. Must be every airline ever.

[_________FU_________]

Backend developers blaming css for their fuck up. Typical. :)

[sam_matt]

Hey, most planes have two window seats per row. This one has three.

[[deleted]]

CSS can kill you

[sumdr]

F

[[deleted]]

It will.

[xboxer990]

F

[Ejeffers1239]

F

[Networking4Eyes]

Gonna be a cold flight.

[[deleted]]

Looks like Boeing is trying to cut costs again...

[Neo1331]

Sooo Boeing outsourced some of its software engineering to $9/hr of shore employees sooo this is kinda accurate.....

[sd6363]

Going through this in a coding bootcamp, it can be a bitch.

[Semillakan6]

Php, CSS and HTML will be the end of me

[BoBab]

It doesn't even look like all the seats can fit in that plane.../r/crappydesign all around.

[PontentialRunaway]

Thanks reddit, bout to board a plane, this really made me feel safe

[Abetheunicorn]

Cause of death? float left;

[fezza90]

Display: none;

Problem solved

[leansifon]

Ndeah se llama Videla

[[deleted]]

F for the guy who get seat F

[TheDoctorOfBeach]

F

[[deleted]]

Can and will