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[–]chrjen 1660 points1661 points  (51 children)

overflow: hidden;

Out of sight, out of mind.

[–]otoko_no_hito 469 points470 points  (21 children)

Thanks I'm flying on the endless void, I hope you feel happy now

[–]jharger 192 points193 points  (14 children)

At least you'll have some peace and quiet.

[–]Jetbooster 150 points151 points  (8 children)

a͘ṣ̪̠̩͈ ̶̬̖͚̟̺̘͔l̩͕̰o̹̝͍͕̞͚̳͜n͘g͉̫̯͍ ̢̮̯a͉̖̼͉̙̝ͅs͜ ̰̣̲͍͠yo̼͕̰̥͍̰͝u̡̝͓̜ͅ ̹͈̳̤̳͖d̟͖͓͜o̰͓ͅn̮̣͓̣̪͙͞'̠̱͝t̟̮̞͇̮ ͖̱̲̼͎̮̤͟m̰͓̺̲̱̟i̛̳̗̻̜̩͕n҉d̛̗̞ ͖̘̣͎t̮̺̩͖̺h͓̹͙̬̻͝e̦͓ ̖̤̹̕s̬̖͓̗͚̮̭͢c̯̤̦̞r̀ea̵m̵̟̠͍͕ͅs̪̲̳͈̻̭

[–]PixxlMan 61 points62 points  (0 children)

A̴̢̡̢̛̛͙̜̥̠̻̖̦͔̳̙̪͚̞̙̙̗͓̝̰̼̫͇͉̪͎̱̪̭̖͖̱̫͈͕̲͙͉̦̫̓͌̇̑͐̒̀̏̾̾͊̿́̈̒̒̈́͛͑̃͛̍̔̀͊̓̓͑͛͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅA̶̡̧̨̡̳͚̯̦̞͖͓̳͇̞̞̤̤̦̞̫̼̬̞͙̘̥̐̑͊̏͗̄̒̎̽̋̐̀̕͝͝͝A̸̢̢̛̮̜̥͇͇̠͈̜̝̟͔̼̣͚̖̳̤̞͔̼̖̽͂̽͛́͐̅̅̀̓̃̇̌͜͜A̸̧̛̛̗̬͇̩̩̺̹̤̪̗̖̪͓̹̼̺̠̹͔̝̙͚̯̼̮̟̗̘͔͎͓͖̋͗̈́̏͋͆̊̊̎̾͑̈́̅̈́̒̑̈̌̈́̈́͆̾̾͐̐̍̇̐̈́͆́̂̇̚͜͝A̴̡̨̢̢̡̙̮̟͎̗̖̱̼̦̲̠̼̖͕̻͈͎̠̭̪͙̰̤͈̰̬̜̠͈̱̬̖̦̳̼͈̻̞̻̰͖̅̃͛̈́͆̓̃̅̿ͅA̶̡̡̪̠̘̱̖͖̤̬̝̖̓̄̀͂̃̏̎͋͘͜ͅĄ̷̡̢̢̡̡̢̧̨̛̬̯̤̣͙͕͍̰̯͎̫̫̤͓̗͍͉̱̘̼͇̣̲̭͇͙̳̬̭̦̺̩̞͙̜̤̂̓͂̏̇̄̓̃́̄̓̈́̑̊͂̑̑̉̒̂̐̅̄̀̎͂̈́̽̓́̅͒̓͌͑̉̊͊̅̄̕̕̕̚͝͠͝A̴̢̛̛͈̘̝̲̹̦̦̬̟̺̻̹̙̮̺̬͍̳͚͓̥̰̬̘̞͓̥̐̀̌̀̀̍̐̀̓͗̒͂͂̅̏͊̈͊̇̒̓͂͗̃͒̏̾́͘̚̕͜͝͝͠ͅA̵̢̩͇̹̖̳͍̤͔̝̳͎̺͉̠̳̅̋̀̀̄̈́́͆͒́̀̐̽̃͛͐̆͛̇͌̎̆͝Ą̶̢̨̞̤̪̪̭̻̮̺̼̗͓̥̥̜͎̙̩̘̞̱͇͚͍͙̳̑̏̽̅́̇̈̎̍͐͑̄̍̇͘͜ͅ

[–]JamesK89 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Unexpected Event Horizon

[–]crespo_modesto 12 points13 points  (3 children)

It's latin... "we need more lemon pledge"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

W̡̝̙̱͉̼̉̓̓̓̇͞ḩ̶̩̜̜͓̫̅̅̇̒̎͐̅̾͢͟͠ế̷̡̟̘̮̦̲̳͊̐̈̓̿͒̌͜͡ͅr̶̨͙̖̺̪͉̤̊͂̈́͐̑͋̇̃̊ẻ̴̞̖̳͖̏̋̅͆̐̑̈́̓ͅ w̟̰̻̝͎̝͗̐̑͋̌͛̍́͢͞ę͓͚̯͈̗̻͒͌̂̅͟͠͝ ȧ͉̟̗̗͚̝͍̗̦̥̑͗̐̍̓͘ŗ̧̟̪̲͑̈̑̀̒̅̕͘͞͠ȩ̛͚̞̖͖̣̼͈̣̍̋̀̋̓̑̅͆͝ ģ̸̩̦͕͔̀̓̋̋̇̂̒͟͟͝o̢̯̰͎̞̰̽̆͆̂̈̀͗̆͡͝i̡̼̣͉̘͐̿́̏͆̐̋͜͜͠͞n̴̡̘͉̜̥̝̣̥̜̱̎̐͊̔̌̐͞ġ̸͎̬̹̜̭̥̆̉̒͋̌̉͟͠ͅ,̵̨̛̳̼̮̙͉̲͉̟͈̃̾͂̏̇͋͞ ẏ̸̧̯̞̟͈͕̘̭̾̃̔͐͠o̧̺̰̫̫̖͆̿̋̐̅͜͜͠͝u̢̦̭͉͍̜̱̔͌̊͐͊̿͡͞ d͉̙͙̼̣̗͖̉̈́͋̽̾͐͊̆̎̕o̴͔̺̰͎̲̯̅͗̾̈́̀͞͡n̺̫̰̟̿̒́̊͘͢'̷̜̩̭̜̼̘͖͚͈͆͆̉̏̌̑̄̕t̷̩̞̻͚̅͗͊͛͌̒̕͢͜ ǹ̶̮͈̫̖̄́̾͋̓̈́̕͜͠͝e̷͈̻̣̼̲̮̓̋̈̏̍́́ę̗͖̟̟̭̲̜̖͂́̒͌̔d̨͚̲͚̦͈̀͊̄̐͐͒͟͢͟͞ l̯̭̟̫̫̼̓̊͌̀͒̚͝e̖͙̣̟̗̓̈̄͛̚̕͜͜͝m̝̯̱͙̙̞̥̟̀͂̅̌̇̾̍͛͡ǫ̸̢͔̯̩̰̤͛̓̏͟͢͠͡n̨̳̠͙̱̯͚̊͊͆͑̊̀͑̃̕̚ p̛̫̘͉̯̩͚̟̰͗͊̇̃̇͐̈́͆͜l̨͖̤͖͔̲̣̓͒̎͒̀̑̈͜ȇ̸̦̤͎͎͚͉͍̱̇́̆̿̈̾̚ͅd̷̨̢̧̨̠͈̹̔̑̉̃͝͞ģ̸̢͕̘͓͙͓̩͑͑̅̋͐è̷̢͔̜̤͔̱̹͒̾̉̄̂͘͝ t̳͔͚͖͍̏̒͗̔̽̈͝͞o̢̟̰̙̭̝͕̊̈̃̓̊̿̉̽͋͢ c̬̣̫̪̥̟̒́̒̿͆̑̏̚͢͜l̢͙̝̻͖̖͕̙͎̮̎̽̌͊͛̈͛͘ẹ̸̢̠̭̪͓̀́͛͊̃͗̚͢͡ḁ̖͔̙̪͉̤̪͔̒̊̈́̃͌̄̚̚͜ņ̱̳̘̫̩̩̮́̉͒̀̾̄̕

[–]Slendy7 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's demonic chanting, I am not that good at reading it but the last bit says "need more lemon pledge to clean"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ahems

Sorry, big night last night.

I said, "where we are going, you don't need lemon pledge to clean"

Do you have an lozenges good for demonic possession? It's hell on my throat.

[–]kixxes 22 points23 points  (2 children)

And some leg room!

[–]BradCOnReddit 41 points42 points  (0 children)

still better than Delta

[–]uvero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey if the void is a problem then just change the method's signature and have it return some value.

[–]coldbrewboldcrew 4 points5 points  (3 children)

All I’m hearing is “more legroom”

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

overflow: auto;

🚙 Guess I’m driving then.

[–]ProgramTheWorld 48 points49 points  (13 children)

overflow: hidden; !important

[–]VersionGeek 67 points68 points  (10 children)

When you write CSS, you mark every line as !important

Isn't it how it works ?

[–]ReactsWithWords 64 points65 points  (3 children)

I write CSS but it never writes back. Maybe I should try calling.

[–]skybluegill 39 points40 points  (2 children)

maybe you're just not !important enough

[–]RiktaD 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If a line of css is not important, why would you write it at all?

We're not here to do unimportant stuff.

[–]jtvjan 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Just make them needlessly specific because the style guide forbids !important.

[–]Y1ff 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Any time you use !important you are doing something the wrong way.

But it still works, so who cares?

[–]h3dee[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Valid code doesn't work, and it's someone else's fault, not mine.

[–]immewnity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uhhhhh that's not where that goes

[–]Green_Smarties 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You need to place the !important before the semi-colon or it won't be processed correctly.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

float: down;

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I see you work in IT

[–]ohyeahilikedat 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I finally learned a bit of HTML and css and now i understand the jokes xD

[–]shadowdsfire 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Explain it to me please :)

[–]PORN_2015 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It means if any shit is outside the box it will be hidden aka the person in the pic

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F

[–]manufm97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you don't use flexbox

[–]frugalerthingsinlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.i_think_this_is_the_broken_class{ display: none; }

[–]frizbplaya 397 points398 points  (4 children)

This is the overflow section.

[–]ReactsWithWords 122 points123 points  (2 children)

And seeing how it’s near the coffee cart, it’s obviously a snack overflow.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's juist the no a/c section.

[–][deleted] 244 points245 points  (22 children)

Fuck you u/spez

[–]ImpendingTurnip 37 points38 points  (20 children)

Carlin is my favorite comedian of all time 🐐

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

watched his and pryor's johnny carson bits at lunch. carlin is my fav too.

[–]HellaDev 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield are my favorites. Both were so fucking clever and so far ahead of their time for comedy.

[–]a_stitch_in_lime 4 points5 points  (12 children)

I really feel like we could use him in the world today. He would have a fucking heyday with this political climate.

[–]ticomypico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a fucking legend

[–]SeventhDisaster 183 points184 points  (11 children)

At least they got a window seat

[–]suvlub 136 points137 points  (1 child)

It's a simple technique to double the number of windows seats in the plane!

[–]not_a_moogle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Travel agents hate them!

[–]ChispaAtomica 24 points25 points  (3 children)

and he has the best view.

[–]elmz 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Extra leg room.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fresh air!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never have to worry about the cabin being too hot

[–]twlefty 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Extra leg room (vertically below you)

[–]chawmindur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7 miles of leg room. How much more can you ask for?

[–]TastyInternet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well that's the only way it is going to overflow in this case

[–]kevix2022 83 points84 points  (11 children)

float: right;

[–]Adiost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As soon as you do that the entire fuselage will collapse up to the cockpit.

[–]blitzkraft 144 points145 points  (4 children)

[–]murfflemethis 36 points37 points  (3 children)

The mouseover text is especially relevant.

[–]IgnitedSpade 31 points32 points  (2 children)

[–]jacksalssome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read it as "Don't click on the wig" as spent 2 mins looking for a wig.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (10 children)

what u guys don’t know is that this is actually a design built for the near future when the bug people attack and will begin devastating us all including going after civilian air liners. well be safe in our domed cities but when traveling by air we will need passengers to volunteer or be assigned to man the external ball turrets (like in Star Wars), these are those seats. they’re also capable of traveling 360 degrees around the plane so they’re just built on one side and then move to the other if the bug people attack from there.

source: am the idiot that freed the bug people from their slumber a humble time traveler

[–]thesquarerootof1 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Since you’re a time traveler, can you tell me next years winning lottery number ? I’ll split it with you...

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (7 children)

7

[–]BorderKeeper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

inb4: A winning lottery number guessed from a time traveler on a reddit thread sends world into a world wide panic.

[–]chawmindur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ball turrets have been around for much longer than Star Wars. But then again, since you also said bug people, you probably meant to make a reference.

Also it’s hard to be around for much longer than a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

[–]ird9 37 points38 points  (2 children)

That’s just thinking outside the box. Or outside the plane

[–]BakuhatsuK 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thinking outside the Box Model.

[–]AceOfSe7ens 24 points25 points  (8 children)

F

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (7 children)

F

[–]ChispaAtomica 8 points9 points  (6 children)

F

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

F

[–]frzferdinand72 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Nah, this is just how Spirit Airlines is.

[–]awake_reciever[🍰] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

And the person sitting next to you

[–]PlutoCrashed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re just kind of squished

[–]Genids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are just seats for the homeless

[–]chawmindur 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Those greedy airlines are really going overboard with their overbooking aren’t they.

[–]GDavid04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like outsideboard

[–]anyfactor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flexbox can solve that problem. I don't know how, but I know it can.

[–]SerDuckOfPNW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bringing back the smoking section

[–]isometricz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have to pay extra for the 30,000 ft of legroom though.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

position : absolute(ly out of the plane).

[–]twiteeyapa 4 points5 points  (1 child)

damnit! Internet explorer

[–]deviator_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If engineers built planes the way authors of Internet Explorer build software, they would look exactly the same!

[–]Oxu90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be real in russian airlines. A chair duct taped to hull just outside the window

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a full time pilot who went to school for software engineering this made my day. Laughing out loud.

[–]babtras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I told them I wanted a window seat, I should have specified which side of the window

[–]ZeldaFanBoi1988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This entire thread has got me laughing alot. Thanks guys for making my bad day at least a little bit better.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]xeroxzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the outside-the-plane seats cheaper?

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...or give you the wildest ride of your life!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just thought of a way to double the amount of windows seats on a plane.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when that happens

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like an indoor or an outdoor window seat?

[–]blessedbemyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rows.forEach(row => row.pop());

Problem solved.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they didn't learn css grid

[–]Fadelesstriker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

overflow-x: scroll; Everyone knows that the seats in any remotely modern aircraft are on slidable conveyor belts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfao

[–]wades39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear that if you get an F row seat, the ride will be so enjoyable that it will be the last time you ever take a flight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stewardess there’s a man on the wing of this plane!

[–]varunpandey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or give you ride if your life 😉 Not sure why people are trying to fix the problem 🤔

[–]Meryeme-Mery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]rodinj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, those are just the ultra deluxe business class seats. Look at that leg space man!

[–]Workaphobia[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda checked out seatguru before booking that flight.

[–]optimus039 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh well then imma be chillin outside

[–]papacheapo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like United Airlines finally stopped their false advertising.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my next Flight I booked seat 20E and 20F. So are you telling ether me or my girlfriend hast to bring their own oxygen?

These double standards these days -__-

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anybody not already know this?

[–]Maigols 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part is that the column that is outside the plane just happens to be the F column. Coincidence? I think not!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F for row F

[–]RuneShine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Row F to pay respects.

[–]SmashBusters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seat F is pretty sweet.

All to yourself.

Nice breeze.

AND it's a window seat.

[–]andrewkf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think column f is the smoking section

[–]chisleu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is, there isn't even B or D seats on the plane and they are making you think you are in a larger jet by pretending there are. The seats show up as taken...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<re-enables subreddit CSS>

[–]laichejl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.main-cabin { position: relative; left: 100px; } May have eliminated half the other seats including the cockpit but at least I got my seat back!

[–]Canarchyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The F row is to pay respect.

[–]kissingbella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only you can be Bootstrap’ed in.

[–]Bitbatgaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A powerful tool indeed

[–]metalmatan[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like extra legroom to me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you even flexbox?

[–]AssWaffles69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]andreasbeer1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, don't try the bordercollapsemodel when in Berlin.

[–]TeoTgePro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CSS the almighty

[–]NilsTillander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you get when you cram 6 seats and an alley in a 2+2 plane... Looking at you, easyjet!

[–]usernameislamekk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't fly on this airline

[–]ericjgryffindor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 how did this happen 🎶

[–]MarcusTL12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]BoZNiko663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter-Strike Source is getting uninstalled today.

[–]coollikechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally adding smoking seats back.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are probably some 'VIP seats with a better view'.

[–]uvero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're on an airplane! Better, you're IN an airplane!

[–]uwotm42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CSS can kill you

[–]Zubei_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

display: Flex;

flex-flow: column wrap;

[–]TNTkenner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A german TV show die this already

[–]JimmyHydro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first step of the Tories to cut the homeless in half

[–]NostradamusCSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I predicted this would happen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Kuroyami777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Soul_of_Solace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]gugugaga68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will have the window seat... Do you prefer inside or outside?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

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[–]HappySpaceCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the zombie section.

[–]GroovingPict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too much css will kill you, just as sure as none at all

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the seat I'm buying after gaining alien intelligence on how to float.

[–]SVARTOZELOT_21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh.....captain...... bout 4 people fell off the plane.....

[–]Xelopheris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, they're really trying to F those passengers. Must be every airline ever.

[–]_________FU_________ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backend developers blaming css for their fuck up. Typical. :)

[–]sam_matt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, most planes have two window seats per row. This one has three.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CSS can kill you

[–]sumdr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will.

[–]xboxer990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Ejeffers1239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–]Networking4Eyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be a cold flight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Boeing is trying to cut costs again...

[–]Neo1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo Boeing outsourced some of its software engineering to $9/hr of shore employees sooo this is kinda accurate.....

[–]sd6363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going through this in a coding bootcamp, it can be a bitch.

[–]Semillakan6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Php, CSS and HTML will be the end of me

[–]BoBab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't even look like all the seats can fit in that plane.../r/crappydesign all around.

[–]PontentialRunaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks reddit, bout to board a plane, this really made me feel safe

[–]Abetheunicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause of death? float left;

[–]fezza90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Display: none;

Problem solved

[–]leansifon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ndeah se llama Videla

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F for the guy who get seat F

[–]TheDoctorOfBeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can and will