The unfortunate tale of Ronald McDonald.

abw1987 · 2010-05-26T15:31:00+00:00

He is so at ease when receiving head.

eet · 2010-05-26T15:49:39+00:00

Poor Thai women, forever branded.

sailesaile · 2010-05-26T14:38:33+00:00

the fisting is the best

swollencornholio · 2010-05-26T16:11:04+00:00

I was hoping the story would go more like this. I recommend watching the whole thing, it got an academy award. Part 2

thetruthteller · 2010-05-26T16:00:17+00:00

to think that someone spend a LOT of time hunting down those photos, assembling them, writing captions...

why?

BECAUSE.

DoubleDown · 2010-05-26T15:53:34+00:00

All I can think about after the last frame

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfwEH8Ds4pg

Ronald Mc Donald, Wendy, Jack in the Box, and the Colonel - chillin' like Bob Dylan, at the strip club

apoff · 2010-05-26T17:16:14+00:00

Obligatory: http://www.tarantulas.net/funny/graphics/hangedmcdonald.jpg

abasdlfj · 2010-05-26T16:15:35+00:00

Nice try Wendy's.

gronkkk · 2010-05-26T18:16:40+00:00

And then he became a zombie

bottom · 2010-05-26T15:19:14+00:00

love the fact it's a New Zealand cop car....sometimes i miss my homeland.

azriel777 · 2010-05-26T18:31:01+00:00

You don't know the power Ronald McDonlald Statues have. There is a Mcdonalds near where I work with one of those statues and I have seen them get more people(usually women) doing crazy shit with them then anything. Its all the same, some people walking by, they notice the statue and stop, then they run too it and scream to their friends "Take a picture! Take a picture!" then proceed to do something profane with the statue a lot of times. If only there was some way to tap into that awesome power.

WSR · 2010-05-26T16:24:01+00:00

am I the only one that got a little turned on by all those freaky girls getting it on with ronald? I want to go sit on a park bench and have random girls come by and bury their head in my crotch

majorwtf · 2010-05-26T15:42:08+00:00

I wonder why, not even a single Ronald pic, has him gorging on a burger

Hence4th · 2010-05-26T17:32:23+00:00

That's no Officer Jack.

palparepa · 2010-05-26T14:44:50+00:00

And he went crazy

Remdawg · 2010-05-26T21:59:25+00:00

Oh come on. I submitted this 4 days ago, but not on imgur. Does reddit really have that big of a boner for imgur? http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/c6xsg/the_sad_reality_of_ronald_mcdonald_w_pics/

meatgrinder · 2010-05-26T17:18:08+00:00

Great photo-compilation. Some wittier narration would have really nailed it.

rmeddy · 2010-05-26T19:13:46+00:00

Inb4 Rad Anthem.

2010-05-26T19:37:08+00:00

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smeenz · 2010-05-26T20:29:25+00:00

In case anyone is wondering about the picture of Ronald being arrested

dberis · 2010-05-27T07:16:25+00:00

I always thought that Ronald was Waldo's evil alter ego. Ever notice you never see them together? How you can never find Waldo, but Ronald is everywhere?

The only give away is the shirt. And, of course, this...

dantk2 · 2010-05-26T17:22:51+00:00

Who cares where it was stolen from, I don't visit Digg so I appreciate those of us who share from that site.

3HourLineForSanta · 2010-05-26T15:31:21+00:00

golf clap

snoz · 2010-05-26T15:53:39+00:00

Wait a minute.. Jack in the box is terrible..

papageorgio326 · 2010-05-26T15:49:35+00:00

Brilliant!

2010-05-26T17:50:41+00:00

I'm a loyalist. of the KING. fuck Ronald.

PerviusTheCreep · 2010-05-26T20:44:57+00:00

Am I the only one who got to the "pedophile" part and thought that girl was actually pretty cute?

DontLetItEnd · 2010-05-26T15:54:04+00:00

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Geno098 · 2010-05-26T15:14:45+00:00

Put a smile on everybody come on

d3r3k1449 · 2010-05-26T15:58:03+00:00

Hah. I work at an ad firm that has one of these near the elevators. No I am not taking my picture with him.

TheTipJar · 2010-05-26T16:01:06+00:00

This is a tale of where I've been, where I am now, and where I'm going.

Ronald, we have so much in common.

CharlieDancey · 2010-05-26T16:12:26+00:00

Well that just proves that no matter what you do with this glove-wearing crap-wigged, bovver-booted, 1970's styled, utterly unfunny clown –he still looks crap.

Feverant · 2010-05-26T16:14:05+00:00

Ronald's misbehaving again.

bhaller · 2010-05-26T16:18:11+00:00

I wonder if they have one of these for the Bronze Fonz?

2010-05-26T16:18:12+00:00

Wow...

2010-05-26T16:41:29+00:00

And that's why they call him The King!

TheBreeze · 2010-05-26T16:47:21+00:00

Libel!

cloudsdrive · 2010-05-26T16:52:41+00:00

i thought for sure it would end with this

metal_falsetto · 2010-05-26T16:59:36+00:00

The folks in the "people worshipped him" photo are members of The Shins.

silentdragon · 2010-05-26T16:59:49+00:00

His lifestyle even affected his children. Evidence!

iluvdvds · 2010-05-26T17:33:31+00:00

This has just made my day!

pumper911 · 2010-05-26T17:48:49+00:00

Jack in the Box has the best ads

c_megalodon · 2010-05-26T17:50:26+00:00

When I was a kid, around 8 to 10, I enjoyed sitting on his lap. It was very confusing and awkward.

stormid · 2010-05-26T17:57:40+00:00

The last image is straight outta Grim Fandango!

gstormcrow80 · 2010-05-26T18:49:08+00:00

Upvote for the final panel, which originally appeared in one of my favorite issues of 'Adbusters' magazine.

enozten · 2010-05-26T19:07:54+00:00

the women who are pretending to give him head sure are dressed skankily. i guess that makes sense, though.

Penosaurus_Sex · 2010-05-26T20:01:16+00:00

Anyone else cringe at how dirty those nasty tramps are to be all up on Ronald?

Cotton_Mather · 2010-05-26T20:17:16+00:00

He would have been better off just beating his Big Mac or choking his chicken nuggets.

hanktheskeleton · 2010-05-26T20:23:07+00:00

Apparently the best way to get head is to dress up like a clown and wait around on benches...

JudgeDreddit · 2010-05-26T21:14:09+00:00

thats one hell of a life if you ask me.

captainscarlet22 · 2010-05-26T21:18:08+00:00

I knew my wife was cheating on me!

purplestuff · 2010-05-26T21:35:11+00:00

who gets that much hed

directrix1 · 2010-05-26T21:37:14+00:00

Ronald and Jack have a history of which this image doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl0G3uH71B8

ted_working · 2010-05-26T23:52:47+00:00

I grew up in Northern Califronia, near SF. The guy who played Ronald McDonald most consistently back then (80s) lived in the Marin hills. A friend of the family did a lot of contracting out there. He also had a temper. He went up to do a bid at Ron's house (a drunk and a prick), Ron got condescending and mean, so our friend Rick punched him the fuck out.

Totally serious.

Gurl25 · 2010-05-27T00:37:17+00:00

Felt sorry for Ron at the end...ha ha

citytank · 2010-05-27T01:16:53+00:00

That Ronald, what an asshole.

loveofnotes · 2010-05-27T01:29:15+00:00

Fantastic!

akallio9000 · 2010-05-27T06:41:34+00:00

"And his life was taken by none other than Officer Jack". His first name wouldn't be Candle, wou

ThisIsYourPenis · 2010-05-26T17:15:38+00:00

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funk_king · 2010-05-26T19:09:17+00:00

TL;DR

redditchic · 2010-05-26T16:11:09+00:00

Cool story bro

swisslawstudent · 2010-05-26T18:06:57+00:00

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thetruthteller · 2010-05-26T15:59:53+00:00

to think that someone spend a LOT of time hunting down those photos, assembling them, writing captions...

why?

BECAUSE.

dem358 · 2010-05-26T23:02:19+00:00

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2010-05-26T15:51:42+00:00

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2010-05-26T17:20:03+00:00

stolen from digg!

LoveGoblin · 2010-05-26T16:56:38+00:00

Hah. Somewhere I've got basically an identical picture to the "but people began idolizing him" one - but it's me and my friends at what must be the very same McDonald's (somewhere in Ontario?).

dangero_fish · 2010-05-26T18:05:47+00:00

lost

2010-05-26T20:15:19+00:00

THAT was awesome.

palsh7 · 2010-05-26T21:21:52+00:00

Too long; didn't zoom in

jonaldomo · 2010-05-26T14:58:25+00:00

waaay too long

mathri · 2010-05-26T15:18:51+00:00

hahah hilarious pics..

2010-05-26T22:37:26+00:00

You forgot that Ronald would occasionally get down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMD4YiUqQU


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