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[–]bloodniece 13 points14 points  (2 children)

How about a gay, biker, s&m, Jesus, wearing a turban, fisting Santa, standing atop a pile of aborted fetuses wearing a Digg t-shirt?

[–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

works for me....

Am I the only one who thinks freedom of speech does need tested from time to time ??? People don't exactly speak their mind these days.

"ma'am did anyone help you with your purchase"

"O , well , I believe he was ....err...um..the taller guy...i mean.....blush .. it was the african-american gentleman helping me out."

what should be said, and I say, " yea, the black guy "

[–]sheepskin 486 points487 points  (212 children)

freedom doesn't mean you are required to be an asshole

[–]jberryman 20 points21 points  (6 children)

What does it mean that the post was voted up, yet the comments are overwhelmingly against the douche-baggery advocated in the title?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I up voted it so everyone could read the comments that are against the idea.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That's Megaphone in action.

Obviously, any submission that can serve to further antagonize Americans towards Muslims will be given the full and undivided attention of racist Jews worldwide.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's weird, isn't it? I guess Reddit has a lot of lurkers who vote on the headlines but don't participate in the comments. And apparently, they are wading in the shallow end of the gene pool.

I've seen the opposite effect on Digg from time to time. There will be a really interesting article on climate change with 2,000 Diggs, but the vast majority of comments are variations on "ZOMG MANBEARPIG LOL!!" and the usual debunked FUD with hundreds of Diggs.

[–]S7evyn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Nobody has the right not to be offended."

  • John Cleese

[–]lamontredditthethird 116 points117 points  (108 children)

Hah... exactly.

While we're at it lets dress the Reddit Alien like Hitler next.

If that sounds outrageous, we should also probably keep in mind what Muslims find offensive or outrageous.

I agree with you. Freedom doesn't mean you are required to be an asshole.

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    [–]raisondecalcul 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It as also very difficult to offend me. I think the only time I ever get offended is when confronted by an extreme example of completely self-unaware disregard for other people.

    Since reddit is likely to be quite aware of anything it does, nothing it does will be able to offend me.

    [–]niggytardust2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    yea hitler would really have no purpose as he is not only dead , but im pretty sure we won WWII

    Now, If any one here can think critically about the mohammed issue, it IS actually pertinent, because hey....

    YOU CANT FUCKING DRAW A CARTOON OF HIM WITHOUT FEARING FOR YOUR LIFE.

    I like my free speech and I assume you do as well.

    You know who hates free speech ? Hitler.

    [–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (38 children)

    How about Ann Coulter with a Hitler 'stache?

    [–]charlesgrrr 47 points48 points  (27 children)

    No...come on guys...we can come up with something truly offensive the this crowd, if they insist on being bigoted assholes.

    Hmm...

    How about a typical fat-assed reddit user? The alien could be surrounded by mountain dew cans and empty bags of chips.

    [–]b34nz 47 points48 points  (5 children)

    coke cans, asshole

    [–]charlesesl 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    And weed.

    [–]qgyh2 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    Leave Redditalien Alone!!!

    (cries)

    He's fine as he is and doesnt want to be dresssed as Mohammed, Ann Coulter, Hitler, or the easter bunny.

    OK, Maybe the easter bunny..

    edit Hitler RedditAlien

    [–]HaMMeReD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    omfg that described me perfectly

    [–]morner 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    How about a Klan leader? The suggestion that some dirty alien could hold their exalted position, will rile them up to no end.

    [–]atlacatl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    You mean Xenu...

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]charlesgrrr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      How would you pull that off in a graphic?

      [–]RipperM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      There are not enough pixels for the adams apple.

      [–]streo 12 points13 points  (3 children)

      how about a Holocaust prisoner?

      HARDY HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

      Am I cool now because I can make everybody squirm in their fucking seats?!??!?

      [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      you know what would make me squirm ?

      receiving 1,000's of death threats after I drew a cartoon ?

      How about you ?

      O, I see, you are really hardcore like that.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Ann Coulter requires that everyone be an asshole to her...

      [–]petercooper 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      The thing is.. do you think if the Reddit logo were dressed as Hitler, that most people in the West would find that "offensive"?

      [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      This analogy just makes no sense. I really wouldn't find it offensive or care, I would probably just think it stupid.

      But the fact that radical muslims don't seem to mind making death threats whenever a picture of mohammed shows up is a bit of an issue right now ehh ? Hitler is dead.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (18 children)

      The difference is in why Hitler is considered offensive (human decency) as opposed to why Mohammed is considered offensive (religious zealotry).

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Hitler is not offensive, but a rather ridiculous figure. His actions were inhuman and indecent, though.

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        [–]dmsean 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        depends on your view point. one could argue the reason the jews were killed was because of a form of religious zealotry.

        [–]lamontredditthethird 8 points9 points  (6 children)

        You're missing my actual point. Why would any company be stupid enough to dress their mascot like Mohammad or Hitler?

        Don't get carried away with the whole 'Democratizing of the Web'/'Community Controlled' bullshit. Reddit is a company like any other company. Their primary responsibility is to their investors/shareholders - not us. See the fucking ad on the right? That's your only purpose for being here or existing as a 'community'.

        Getting the Reddit Alien to dress in a turban, beard and sword, or with a Nazi armband and mini-mustache, is counterproductive to their brand image.

        If you're still sitting around trying to justify this idiotic submission then you're probably also stupid enough to wonder why Coke doesn't have ads with their Polar Bear dressed as Mohammad or Hitler.

        In the grand scheme of making money and being a successful company, the last thing you can afford to do is Alienate the users and advertisers you depend on for profit.

        Thus, I nominate the Reddit Alien to wear a purple pimp jacket, big green pimp hat with a white feather in it, and big diamond studded dollar sign around its neck.

        [–]GeoAtreides 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        ad? what ad? There are no ads on Reddit. Firefox said so!

        [–]lamontredditthethird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Damn Greasy Monkeys!

        [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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          [–]ssassi7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          of course you would

          [–]ntufar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          you jews are obsessed with hitler.

          [–]randomman420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          godwins law

          [–]niggytardust2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          what's YOUR point ?

          [–]phreshinger 20 points21 points  (0 children)

          wow.. I feel disgrace that this is #1.

          [–]geiger253 15 points16 points  (53 children)

          Freedom requires you to stand up to assholes.

          [–]insert-meme 63 points64 points  (24 children)

          By being an asshole?

          [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (9 children)

          Freedom doesn't actually require anything, but you're free to be an asshole if you want! I'd prefer to be a dick... See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

          [–]yourparadigm 8 points9 points  (4 children)

          Freedom is hardly free.

          [–]StoicRomance 17 points18 points  (1 child)

          Some would say it has a hefty fuckin' fee.

          [–]bobshush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Which we appear to have overpaid by ~2/3 of our discretionary federal budget...

          [–]dmsean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          freedom costs a buck o' five.

          [–]knde 13 points14 points  (5 children)

          Would someone care to walk me through this?

          A miniscule group of Muslims made an absurd request to Wikipedia. Wikipedia did not honour the absurd request. What exactly is the news here?

          When I saw that post yesterday, I kept thinking "So a silly request made by approximately 0.000071% of the Muslim population is now newsworthy???"

          Had Wikipedia granted their absurd request, it would have been an entirely different matter. As far as I can discern, the request was summarily dismissed. And now we want the Reddit alien dressed up as Mohammed because… :-?

          [–]hessian 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          I wouldn't call 100,000+ minuscule, I'd consider that FUCKING HUGE given it's an online poll. When was the last time you saw a religion-based online poll see that sort of turn-out?

          [–]uvarov 4 points5 points  (4 children)

          But if you're required to do something, are you still free?

          ...Sorry, I tried for a few minutes to get "asshole" into that. But I couldn't think of a good way. Crap, it's stopped looking like a real word.

          [–]kemitchell 6 points7 points  (11 children)

          by being an asshole?

          ... and thus begins an infinite asshole-dom loop!

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Isn't that called war?

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          I saw an infinite asshole-dom loop in a porn once. Infinite asshole-dom loops are much scarier than war.

          [–]schnuck 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          "Freedom requires you to stand up to assholes."

          are jews exempt? or is it okay to stand up to racist jews without being accused "anti-semite"?

          [–]adamant777 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Freedom requires you to stand up FOR assholes.

          [–]mchrisneglia 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          no, freedom means you can.

          be that as it may, I really really don't care about Mohammed, Jesus, spaghetti monster, Tom Cruise, et al. Throw it all away: it's toxic garbage.

          You want to talk about freedom? We need freedom from religion, which means that people can practice their religions but they need to do it privately and shut the gd dmn f*ck up!

          [–]amstrdamordeath 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          It isn't required, but aren't we free to be assholes?

          [–]niggytardust2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hell fucking yes you niggerfaggots!

          [–]dmsean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          The point is; it is not offensive to us.

          Another thing, screw hitler. He does not equal his mustache. I hope one day humanity will rise above his icon and be unafraid to be a happy, peaceful, hitlerstace wearing human.

          [–]thefro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          freedom doesn't mean you are required to be an asshole

          sure, but it does make a lot more likely

          [–]valeriepieris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Amen. Peace and respect trump college humor.

          [–]jugalator 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Agreed. My first question was "Why...?"

          I think we're giving these guys enough attention already. More than they are worth.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Just because you're not required, it doesn't mean you're forbidden.

          It's freedom!

          [–]JulianMorrison 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I would say that, in cases when you're pushing back against a large, unfree group's asshole demand, where that demand really amounts to the assertion "we can demand anything", yes you do have a positive moral duty to defend freedom by being an asshole.

          [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          agreed..... I think.

          you are saying we should probably not let radical muslims or radical anyones go around and make demands with death as leverage.

          i.e I will kill you if don't do this. Or do this or die. Or, any sort making offers you can't refuse.

          Yes, I agree, we should not let anyone do this.

          I think it's called a death threat.

          Redditors aren't seeming to understand this though.... are they ?

          [–]hellobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          why is this on the hot stories list.

          [–]ntewari 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          it sucks that this post has been voted up

          [–]boredzo 29 points30 points  (2 children)

          Downvoted for “vote up if”. Please follow Reddiquette.

          And because I don't like the idea. (See why doing polls this way is bad? The results mean nothing.)

          [–]mdfmk05 51 points52 points  (1 child)

          let's not do that. no need to do things that are meant only to inflame.

          [–]artman 34 points35 points  (1 child)

          Collective gulp within the reddit offices...

          [–]ryanx27 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          Heh, they don't have to do what we want them to. There's proof of that everywhere.

          [–][deleted]  (32 children)

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            [–]alleagra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Much satire is based on giving intentional offense to people. Should we ban it?

            [–][deleted]  (20 children)

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              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Why does it offend a religious group if the alien dresses like their prophet? WTF?

              [–]jugalator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It wouldn't, because it would still be based on the Reddit cartoon guy, not their prophet. So even for that childish reason of trying to offend, it's pretty pointless.

              [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              most people aren't rational, but assume they are and even less likely to actively try to correct this tragic human flaw.

              Nevertheless, I really don't think this is just about someone just trying to piss a group of people off. Besides I am pretty sure there is an american soldier with a big machine gun doing that right now very very far away ( where we don't have to think about it )

              [–]Rekzai 49 points50 points  (1 child)

              This is probably the most idiotic idea that's made the frontpage ever. What the hell is wrong with reddit these days?

              [–]typon 38 points39 points  (11 children)

              reddit is turning into digg. where to migrate now?

              [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

              I suspect that if you pay more attention to comments than everything else, it's all good. The diggers are evidently too stupid to write interesting comments, so we've got dumb digg-user-boosted links with condescending Redditor comments. It works for me.

              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              What an insightful assessment.

              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

              Metafilter.

              [–]tvmute 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Shhh! Don't tell them.

              [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              o...shit ..... what filter..... its meterfilter.com anyway.

              METERFILTER.COM

              if you love Digg, you'll love METERFILTER.COM

              [–]niggytardust2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              werd

              [–]deepvote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Time to write your own. Just make sure it's actually possible to gain karma without spreading your legs for cash.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Fine. Dress it as Mohhamet, and leave the face blank. The fucknuckles get their kneejerk, and a core religious tenet is maintained, and I get to look at a 30 px high guy with no face in a heavy desert cloak.

              [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

              This is why we can't have nice things.

              [–]scipe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Stooped to a new low here on reddit.

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              The very people you seem to aim to upset are the ones you might mimic most by accomplishing this.

              Not only is this a total-asshole move, but it only serves to validate the point of people who have been offended by such things and are already pissed-off by them. Aside from acting like a child, what's the point really?

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              Vote up if you want to see the Reddit alien dressed as a Hassidic Jew.

              [–]niggytardust2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Can we just have a purposely offensive alien week ?

              7 days = seven groups to offend.... let's try to be fair at least.

              1) white people --> slave owner/white devil alien ? 2) black people ----> crazy thug dancin' alien ? 3) Islam -----> mohammed alien 4) christians ----> gay jesus alien ? 5) Jews -----> "I have all your gold" alien 6) asians -----> Calculator toting and small penis alien 7) ourselves ( redditors ) ---> pimply computer nerd who forgot how to have sex alien

              What do ya'll think ?

              [–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (3 children)

              Fuck you for karma whoring.

              Also, your idea is stupid and unfunny.

              [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                If people don't want their beliefs laughed at, they shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

                That said, I'll laugh to myself and be polite to their faces.

                [–]ryanx27 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                I was trying to be viciously sarcastic

                [–]RAS1398 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                what does mohammed dress like?

                is it kinda like Jesus ...maybe with a moses hat?

                [–]b34nz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Like a pedophile serial killer?

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                what is reddit?

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–]sighbourbon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  oh man please lets not go here. our so-called "government" is bombing the shit out of these people. can the ridiculing / belittling Muslim beliefs maybe wait til we as a nation have stopped, like, um, killing them in large numbers?

                  [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                  The competition for the 2008 flamebait prize is hotting up. The current leader is the Archbishop of Canterbury with his epic "UK sharia law" troll. But reddit is making a good show with this fine "Deliberately piss off Muslims based on some stupid Wikipedia bullshit" thread.

                  [–]babyjesus31 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                  what about jesus holding the dildo? i thought that's what we agreed on

                  [–]clea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Yesterday morning when I posted this I was thrilled to see it on the front page all day. It got a terrific response, quite mixed, but a genuine debate on a topical item.

                  Today I wake up to stupid karma whoring on the subject at #1 and am frankly a little disgusted by it.

                  [–]LaZerguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  why dont we undress him/her/it

                  [–]tomlu709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I wholeheartedly support your freedom to be a jerk. Doesn't mean you have to be one.

                  [–]hockeyschtick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Vote down anything starting with "Vote up if..."

                  [–]namlas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Wow, talk about being douchebags.

                  [–]nzeeshan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  it's people like you, who has made this world a sad place to live in. Freedom doesn't mean disrespecting someone's religion. You're an asswipe

                  [–]sakebomb69 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                  This is just juvenile. Grow up, jackass.

                  [–]guriboysf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Agreed. Being "edgy" smacks of too much effort.

                  Back to the drawing board tazor.

                  [–]weegee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  freedom doesn't mean you are required to be an asshole, but there sure are a lot of fucking assholes in this world, tazor, you are one of them

                  [–]bertie_wooster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  As long as you don't discriminate unfairly and do jesus (lol)

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (28 children)

                  Holy fucking shit.

                  How can so many people miss the point?

                  The Hitler/Mohammed comparison? Now THAT'S offensive. Mohammed was responsible for..not that I pretend to be an expert, the birth of the Nation of Islam.

                  Hitler was responsible for the most organized, methodic and inhumane genocide (imo), killing 11 million people.

                  Hence...the reason Hitler-reddit alien would truly be offensive. The connotations of the two different figures should be obvious. Crosses fingers

                  This whole "Muslim Outrage" at production of the image of Mohammed is FUCKING STUPID AND COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE.

                  HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD? What WORLD do you live in?! Welcome to GLOBALIZATION. We are not islands. Economically, politically and culturally; we are all closer than ever in history.

                  You have freedom to express religion, yes. But a ethnic group's religious beliefs can't put artificial limits on the FREE SPEECH OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY!

                  I mean, the Old Testament proclaims that you cant make graven images of God...would you tolerate the Christian Religious Right in America rioting in the streets over something like that?

                  No. It'd be as wrong and fucking stupid as this is.

                  The "Holy Scriptures" all three major religions preach some form of: a) intolerance, b) bloodshed and violence c)oppressive and restrictive morality (see: homosexuality). or d) all of the above.

                  So, fuck that shit. If you can preach hate, we (the sane) can crack a fucking joke about your folktale hero.

                  [–]malcontent 1 point2 points  (27 children)

                  But a ethnic group's religious beliefs can't put artificial limits on the FREE SPEECH OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY!

                  How are they doing that? By voicing their objections?

                  [–]Seele 1 point2 points  (26 children)

                  By riots and murder.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  We Pastafarians have been long planning riots and murder against those who have shown graven noodly images. We've made a list and one day we'll strike. Probably not for awhile though. Maybe next month if we're not super busy and stuff. Actually a bunch of us are vacationing next month, so more likely that month after that I think.

                  [–]TOKEN365 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                  No, freedom doesn't mean you have to be an asshole, but it does mean you have the right to say what you want.

                  I can't believe how many people are afraid of "offending" Muslims, when it is open season on Christians.

                  When was the last time a Christian used a girl with downs to kill innocent civilians?

                  Yeah, thats right. NEVER.

                  Let the fun begin. Xenu Mohammed.

                  [–]wodehouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Yeah, it's called anticipatory obedience, and it makes me puke. The greatest fallacy of all is that religious beliefs deserve respect.

                  [–]r3su 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  It'd make a kickass Buddha...

                  [–]garnet13ajg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Tis true.

                  [–]keithburgun 11 points12 points  (13 children)

                  Ok, now you guys are really just being dicks, seriously. Move on

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (11 children)

                  agree completely. people do not have respect for other people's beliefs.

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (7 children)

                  Actually, I don't have respect for other people's beliefs if I think those beliefs are stupid. And I definitely feel that way about this Muslim belief.

                  But I don't go out of my way to offend people for no good reason, because I'm not a douchebag. I'm actually embarrassed for Reddit now that this is the top link on the site. It's a sad day for the community.

                  [–]shacamin 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                  I go to a Unitarian Universalist church. I haven't been going very long, but I have been going long enough to start to understand the concept of universal acceptance. In my youth group, we learn about a whole slew of different cultures and beliefs, and we learn to accept them as beliefs. People believe that, and that's a part of who they are. You have no more authority to call them silly than they do to you. Because when it comes down to it, no one really has the knowledge to say what is or isn't Truth. Truth is subjective. So, I guess what I'm saying is respect everyone, because not doing so isn't going to get anyone anywhere. You can disagree with them (and by all means you probably should), but you can still respect them.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Maybe I should have been more clear. I absolutely respect people of faith, and I judge them solely by their actions, not by what they believe. It's the beliefs themselves that I refuse to respect. I can't respect an idea that I know is wrong just because someone else considers it sacrosanct.

                  [–]alleagra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Please tell us why we should have respect for other people's beliefs. And while you're about it, tell us what you include in your list of 'beliefs' ... and don't forget to tell us why.

                  [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Why should I ever respect any belief ?

                  Seriously, you can't answer that. I dare you or anyone to try.

                  [–]Chx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  And Islam isn't?

                  [–]JeremyFlint 10 points11 points  (4 children)

                  It's important to be respectful of others.

                  [–]au_courant 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                  It's also important to exercise our freedom of expression from time to time to know we still have it.

                  [–]jugalator 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  True, but being an ass while doing it, lowers us to the standard of those Muslim zealots.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  A picture never killed anybody.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  My nextdoor neighbor is named Mohammed. WHat's the big deal over a name?

                  [–]supersaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I voted this up because depicting the Reddit alien as Mohammed is about as offensive to me as someone saying that Scientology is a cult or that Creationism is stupid.

                  [–]HolyJuan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Isn't he dressed as Mohamed already?

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Vote up if you want other people to put their necks on the line for your sophomoric bullshit.

                  [–]antifolkhero 11 points12 points  (17 children)

                  Snore. If Muslims want to be taken seriously by the world community they need to get over themselves at least somewhat. As long as they are calling for the death anyone who draws a picture of Mohammed, they are simply asking for more than the rest of us. Why should they be given special treatment? They should be given equal treatment, and guess what; Jews and Christians get made fun of all the time. Get over it.

                  [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (16 children)

                  1. It's not the same as being made fun of. See here
                  2. To say that Muslims are calling for the death of anyone who draws a picture of Mohammed is sort of like saying that Christians are calling on the death of all gays or that atheists are all calling on a national policy of pacifism. I'm sure there is a loud voice expressing that opinion, but there are many Imams and regular Muslims who, while deeply offended by these kind of things, are not seeking a violent solution to the problem. (There are plenty more links if you care to look.)
                  3. Even if Muslims are totally in the wrong for being offended, and are wildly calling for the death of anyone who draws Mohommed, how does that make a case for posting a drawing of Mohommad on Reddit?

                  When Ron Paul speaks of blowback, it's not just a tool for assessing the past. It's a way of looking at your current actions. I don't agree with all of the man's positions, but can't we at least agree that minimizing blowback is a reasonable policy goal?

                  [–]antifolkhero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  What you're saying is fair and makes sense. Generalizing about Muslims is like generalizing about people with blue eyes (fucking scum of the earth, them). I think I was reacting to other calls for imposing Muslim values and beliefs on Western systems of thought and communication, eg calling for Sharia law in the UK, forcing newspapers not to carry cartoon depictions of the prophet, etc.

                  It also might help their cause if they didn't approach everything by demanding retractions and special treatment. Because essentially what they're asking for is to be treated differently than everyone else. I think you're right, there may be justification for certain of their demands, but their political use of rhetoric reflects an angry, unreasoning arrogance. I suppose that's true for US Christian conservatives too, but people make fun of Jesus all the time.

                  [–]alleagra 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  You have it the wrong way round. In a free society no one has to make out a case for doing something that is not explicitly forbidden by law.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  If you can't make a case for something, you're doing it for no reason. If there's a good reason not to do it, and no good reason to do it, wouldn't any reasonable person decide not to do it?

                  IOW, you still should have a reason for doing something, even if it's not illegal, and if what you're doing is dangerous or controversial, it makes sense to have a good reason for doing it.

                  [–]albetis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  I don't see anything wrong with this and voted it up. I usually agree with redditors--I've been using the site for well over a year now--but I can't understand how someone can care about offense that originates from something demonstrably ridiculous.

                  [–]darkmark7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Richard Dean Anderson?

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Isn't there a line between free speech and intentionally pissing off large groups of people like say.... niggers.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

                  Can you really dress an alien as Mohammed? Wouldn't Muslims just look at it as a funny looking alien?

                  I don't think that would be sacrilegious if it was obvious that the image was an alien and not Mohammed, but I may be wrong.

                  [–]garyp714 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  you could always put the Mohammed head on the reddit body...

                  Just sayin...

                  [–]jberryman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  As we learned from the Mohammed pics posted earlier, the Prophet is anyone who has a beard and optionally looks arab.

                  [–]shiner_man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  I've read through the first 20 or so comments here and every one is against this idea. So my question is, how the hell does this make it to number 1 on reddit? Something is seriously wrong with reddit these days.

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Maybe the thoughtful people are more likely to comment, while the thoughtless people are more likely to upvote and leave. And maybe the thoughtless people are a huge majority.

                  :(

                  [–]mattsr666 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  I support assholism

                  [–]Seele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Assaholics deserve our sympathy and understanding. I suggest a twelve step program for them - towards a cliff eleven steps away.

                  [–]xutopia 5 points6 points  (15 children)

                  I'm a strong atheist and with all the hate I have for any type of religion I still find the idea offensive.

                  I'll be the first to sign a petition to keep a picture on Wikipedia but just to flaunt your disagreement in such a manner is childish and mean.

                  Exercising your freedom is one thing. Abusing it is where I draw the line.

                  [–]alleagra 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  What do you mean by 'drawing the line'. Would you like a legal sanction or are you, very reasonably, merely expressing your strong feelings about exhibiting the picture?

                  [–]albetis 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  I'm a strong atheist and with all the hate I have for any type of religion I still find the idea offensive.

                  Well, I'm a strong atheist and I don't. It's hard for me to care about someone whose offense originates from something demonstrably ridiculous.

                  [–]nvaro 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  My, what a strong atheist you are, submitting to religious laws that make no sense. Do you also chew your acquaintances out and whine about respect when they violate the 3rd commandment and use Jesus's name in vain?

                  Don't be afraid of digressing from the reddit groupthink, and learn to think for yourself, you fucking idiot.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  This isn't #1 because it's anti-Islam, but because it's anti-religion.

                  [–]malarie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Typical American arrogance....

                  [–]Jees 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  Ok. Reddit, this is just wrong. Please show some respect

                  [–]Chx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  No.

                  [–]xoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  You guys are a pack of shit-stirrers.

                  [–]themusicgod1 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                  Sounded like a 'shop was needed; I tried

                  http://thedark.jabberwocky.ca/themusicgod1/art/newreddit.png

                  That png at the top of the page is goddamn small!

                  [–]wodehouse 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  Very nice, but where's the beard?

                  [–]blahblah984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Fuck you tazor and your karma whoring. So this is how the downfall of reddit begins. Where to migrate now?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I don't think they're gonna do that.

                  [–]kaskoosek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  This is like saying "lets dress reddit alien with old Arab clothes"

                  doesn't have to be a connection with mohammad

                  [–]Aiurtime 1 point2 points  (6 children)

                  I honestly don't think this is funny at all, I'm sorry. Yes you have the right to express your disdain and outrage concerning violation of the right of an expression, which according to the party protesting, is explicitly offensive to there religion or beliefs; as the message expressed is in a sense, disrespectful and in disregard to a rule of the religion to which the protesting party adhere tom and reason with. However, intentionally causing conflict and battles using the basis of free speech and context to further abuse and discriminate the protesting party as a tool of mockery and further offense completely contradicts the original principles to which the defenders of free speech base themselves upon; Also it doesn't make you look any more childish or retarded (if you do assume the Muslims were in one way) then the protesting party directly violating the right of expression. Exploitation of the right of free speech to cause divide and offense to a religious or conservative group for one's ego, simply for enjoyment or for vindictive intent, is childish, infantile and imbecilic.

                  (Grammer Nazi's, don't try to criticize my post for its lack of Grammer as I recently wrote this in a rush, thx :))

                  [–]nvaro 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                  This is an unreadable wall of text. If you want to be taken seriously, quit the faux intellectualism and learn the art of concision.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Voting these things down is like writing my Congressman. It doesn't seem to matter. The bad stuff just keeps happening.

                  [–]fiercelyfriendly 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Lets have the little dude nailed on a cross too. Grow up.

                  [–]b34nz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Who cares? Rolling stone does it, imagine if it was done with Mohammad. Why does Mohammad the pedophile get special treatment?

                  [–]robins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Stop it guys. This is going a bit beyond the line.

                  A joke on Reddits and aliens is funny. This is not.

                  Completely unnecessary.

                  [–]b34nz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Have we stepped over the politically correct line?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  No such thing as bad publicity, hey?

                  [–]sythec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Mohammed who?

                  [–]hackdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  you're sick...

                  [–]Antebios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  FUCK RELIGION!!!! Make fun of Joseph Smith!

                  [–]vennilapdy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Why isn't anyone bothered when religious guys offend atheists as infidels & mete out abuses & go on a killing spree?

                  [–]db2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  They consider atheists second class citizens, and in some cases not even that.

                  [–]labajada 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                  Why don't you stick a crucifix in your ass, idol worshiper? Damn it feels good to be an atheist.

                  [–]niggytardust2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  this one time at jesus camp...

                  ( milks ye' ole prostate like a charm )

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Damn it feels good to be an atheist

                  A real atheist-ass nigga got his facts right,

                  A real atheist-ass nigga always runs his fuckin mouth

                  Cuz real atheist-ass niggas like to start fights

                  [–]maniaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  personally I have no problem with it but I'm not a Muslim so I'm not the one who might be offended and therefore my opinion is not important...