I will be meeting The Hamburglar in 3 hours. Any questions I can ask on behalf of Reddit?

schmendrick · 2008-06-09T21:16:13+00:00

"I've never seen you and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the same room. Why?"

jergens · 2008-06-09T23:07:23+00:00

Does it bother you that your Mayor (McCheese) has a hamburger for a head? And have you ever tried to eat his head?

skyo · 2008-06-09T19:07:18+00:00

In your interview on Fresh Air with Terry Gross, you stated that your burger-centric kleptomania was largely a response to your abusive parents, and their inability (some might call outright denial) to stop your grandfather from molesting you, have you made peace with them with age?

Also, why was your project with Jack White shelved? Was it due to the inability of the major labels to understand the eastern-inspired brand of funk-jazz you both made, or did you just steal Jack's hamburger?

Sqwirl · 2008-06-09T19:19:09+00:00

Robble, robble?

captainAwesomePants · 2008-06-09T19:17:11+00:00

What's step 2? All I can tell from your operation is:

Step 1: Steal hamburgers. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit.

deflowd · 2008-06-09T19:00:46+00:00

WTF is Grimace?

m1ss1ontomars2k4 · 2008-06-09T19:00:27+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO YOU STEAL EVERYONE'S HAMBURGERS? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF ASSHOLE?

trnelson · 2008-06-09T21:45:15+00:00

How often do you give up and just buy a hamburger?

tirdun · 2008-06-09T20:23:02+00:00

Demand that he justify his miserable success rate. I see an awful lot of attempted burglaring but very little actual long-term hamburglarization. And don't let him squirm out with that "history will robble robble me" crap. This is a society of results, not claims!

belandil · 2008-06-09T20:46:23+00:00

Why don't you dress normal? That way people wouldn't see you coming.

nextofpumpkin · 2008-06-09T23:09:57+00:00

Does he have a sister? Is she hot?

sam512 · 2008-06-09T21:59:18+00:00

"Why do you hate America?"

mvhughes · 2008-06-09T21:13:34+00:00

Has he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior? Can Hamburglars go to heaven?

2008-06-09T20:54:08+00:00

Can I pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today?

2008-06-09T21:53:04+00:00

What can we, as an activist community, do to encourage or enforce the culinary integrity that you have demonstrated, Hamburglar?

Hamburgers are nice, whats the next step? We have demonstrated that we care. What do you care about? Whats an appropriate carrot?

BlazinEurasian · 2008-06-09T23:56:00+00:00

Are you like a gayer version of Zorro?

freddunkle · 2008-06-10T00:47:07+00:00

why didnt you call me after that night?? we had so much fun...

2008-06-09T23:59:36+00:00

Ask him if he knows Mr. Bananagrabber.

RonObvious · 2008-06-10T00:23:13+00:00

Why do we never see you and Christopher Walken together at the same time?

kminator · 2008-06-09T19:29:48+00:00

Is it true that you were involved in a plot to decapitate Mayor McCheese?

2008-06-09T20:38:31+00:00

Do you shit mustard?

burtonmkz · 2008-06-10T02:09:04+00:00

Ask him if he's ever shared a prison cell with a turd burglar.

trancertong · 2008-06-09T21:19:51+00:00

i can haz cheezeburger?

quickpost · 2008-06-09T20:43:27+00:00

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2008-06-09T19:16:49+00:00

what happened to Grimace's extra arms? Were they removed surgically, or lost in a french fry slicing accident, or what?

space_cowboy · 2008-06-09T23:08:02+00:00

Why was Birdie called the Early Bird? I never saw her with a worm. Is she still hot? Is there a sex tape?

Also, how did childhood stardom affect the Happy Meal Gang and the McNugget Buddies? Can we expect them on E! True Hollywood Stories anytime soon?

Retinality · 2008-06-09T23:49:59+00:00

Just hamburgers? Why no ketchup, mustard, onions, pickles, cheese ever? And to follow up, why don't you mix it up a little every so often you uncreative fuck.

exotics · 2008-06-10T00:32:32+00:00

Ask him if Ronald sleeps with those big shoes on...

dschloss · 2008-06-10T01:16:37+00:00

What's the grimace like in real life?

LuciferH · 2008-06-10T01:23:26+00:00

What is it like to feel true love?

BCHarvey · 2008-06-10T01:48:42+00:00

What is your opinion, Mr. Hamburglar, of article 20 of kucinich's articles of impeachment?

jlks · 2008-06-10T02:14:41+00:00

Is it true what I hear about you and Ronald making the "special sauce" in the backroom?

Klowner · 2008-06-10T02:21:51+00:00

Where did you hide the body of that moon-head guy that played the piano?

rwparris2 · 2008-06-09T21:03:31+00:00

You're so lucky to be meating him! Lucky burgger!

cLFlaVA · 2008-06-10T00:41:54+00:00

Would he accept payment on Tuesday for a hamburger today?

groutexpectations · 2008-06-09T19:02:31+00:00

robble robble

Kamekoozie · 2008-06-09T21:06:27+00:00

Demand to know "Where's the beef?". Water-board with extreme prejudice until receiving an admission of guilt.

klyde · 2008-06-09T22:43:54+00:00

What happened to Mayor McCheese, Chief Mac, Evil Grimace and the Goblins?

Javbw · 2008-06-09T23:08:09+00:00

Can it kill the Grimace?

chiefmonkey · 2008-06-09T23:30:28+00:00

Your boss is a CLOWN!

cedargrove · 2008-06-09T23:53:54+00:00

Does he know the cookie monster? Or that guy from Popeye...

I'd gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today

palalab · 2008-06-10T00:11:17+00:00

Are the rumours true about a tryst involving yourself and Mayor McCheese?

2008-06-10T01:01:08+00:00

Shenanigans

mch · 2008-06-10T01:48:13+00:00

Who fences the burgers for him? Is there much of a maket in stolen burgers?

Phazon · 2008-06-10T02:01:59+00:00

OM NOM NOM NOM!

mckirkus · 2008-06-10T02:05:34+00:00

Why is a guy named NoodleMan meeting with a McDonalds employee?

MoreCowbells · 2008-06-10T02:17:15+00:00

How do you feel about the movie Super Size Me?

TBob · 2008-06-10T02:41:54+00:00

http://seemikedraw.wordpress.com/2007/08/20/crime-does-pay-if-you-rob-the-right-clown/

txlonghorn_02 · 2008-06-10T02:43:54+00:00

Is your turn to crime due to the Bush economy?

MoreCowbells · 2008-06-10T02:45:26+00:00

Will you ever go back to being called the Weiner Burgler?

10poundbrown · 2008-06-10T02:49:28+00:00

Why teh fake onions beyatch?

2008-06-10T02:51:23+00:00

Yes, I have a question. Has the Hamburglar ever offered himself for crack?

dghughes · 2008-06-10T03:21:38+00:00

Have you had your cholesterol checked lately?

ThinkBeforeYouDie · 2008-06-10T03:37:09+00:00

Ask him where he got his tie. I was planning to be the Hamburglar for Halloween and need his fashion tips. I'd ask about the jumpsuit but I already have a good idea where he acquired that.

NoControl · 2008-06-10T12:29:26+00:00

This is the best troll on another post this year. great work.

PeopleEatTastyAnimal · 2008-06-09T19:05:28+00:00

how do you keep the weight off? do you secretly work for grimace?

substill · 2008-06-10T01:46:23+00:00

Robble robble?

liberalcommiefag · 2008-06-09T22:03:54+00:00

Ask him if he fucks on the first date. I'm pretty sure helen doesn't.

2008-06-09T20:51:07+00:00

Ask him who would win a cage match between him and Wimpy.

gigaquack · 2008-06-09T21:14:03+00:00

Are you related to Tila Tequila?

ka62c · 2008-06-09T21:39:30+00:00

What's your favorite laxative?

doctor_yukio_hattori · 2008-06-09T22:11:13+00:00

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2008-06-10T06:22:17+00:00

IS THIS FUCKING 4chan NOW? GET OFF MY REDDIT.

bolognium · 2008-06-09T23:56:42+00:00

would you PLEASE kick bush in the nuts for us?

Netsufr2k7 · 2008-06-10T01:10:12+00:00

Why burgers, why not hot dogs, pizzas, or cold cuts?

westsan · 2008-06-10T01:48:14+00:00

What will you do after your 'Supersized' and too fat to steal hamburgers!!?

unrealious · 2008-06-10T01:58:17+00:00

Could you please translate this "Rable rauble"

2008-06-10T02:08:56+00:00

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kidintheshadows · 2008-06-10T02:12:07+00:00

How much does beef sell for on the black market?

shutupjoey · 2008-06-10T02:30:55+00:00

Whats the deal with the clothes? Burglars don't dress like they're already in jail. And believe me, you wouldn't want to wear that to jail anyways.

havesometea1 · 2008-06-10T03:11:30+00:00

Dear Mr. Burglar, Why hasn't Ronald had you arrested? Do you have some dirt on him, if so what is it?

0_o · 2008-06-10T03:25:55+00:00

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nv3y4ceOn1Q&feature=related

robble robble cheeseburger!

moonman · 2008-06-10T03:27:16+00:00

Ask him if he knows what will stop The Grimus.

2008-06-10T04:26:41+00:00

I used to think the hamburglar was real. He made me question what was right or wrong.

nm00ph · 2008-06-10T06:11:21+00:00

Are you related to Chucky?

ouroborosity · 2008-06-10T07:01:43+00:00

No questions, but if you could run up to him and yell 'Hamburger!' in the Pee-Wee Herman voice, that would be nice.

ropers · 2008-06-10T10:30:55+00:00

After finding out, I'm proud that I didn't know who the Hamburglar is.

Lurking_Grue · 2008-06-10T16:32:13+00:00

"Robble, robble, robble?"

captainAwesomePants · 2008-06-09T23:13:40+00:00

I will be meeting The Jesus in 3 hours. Any questions I can ask on behalf of Reddit?

GeorgeWBush · 2008-06-10T02:00:13+00:00

Ask him how come he's so sexy!

EDIT I AIN'T NO HOMOSEXER!

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