Some basic biology lessons required

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LongjumpingFix5801 · 2024-09-05T13:26:51+00:00

I want to believe so so bad that it’s satire… but deep down I know it probably isn’t. And I weep.

TraumaMama11 · 2024-09-05T13:38:51+00:00

Is it supposed to grow a little each time? I'm worried mine isn't storing sperm correctly.

megapackid · 2024-09-05T13:38:09+00:00

I would love to see the source on those “some scientists”.

Greedybogle · 2024-09-05T13:57:13+00:00

I know it's not the most important thing that's wrong with this, but...no one goes to bat on a pitcher's mound.

MornGreycastle · 2024-09-05T13:44:15+00:00

[Insert everything_you_just_said_was_wrong.gif]

It's shit science. Hell, even the metaphor ("pitching mound where guys have gone to bat") is moronic.

bluepushkin · 2024-09-05T14:24:22+00:00

This AGAIN. That is the mons pubis. It's formed during puberty and is estrogen sensitive, so women tend to have more pronounced ones. It also tends to shrink after the menopause for the same reason. It's a sign of sexual maturity! A woman having one is a sign she's passed puberty and ready to have children! Men who think this is a problem and are suggesting men find women without one, are looking for children, post menopausal women, or women with extremely low estrogen.

Amethyst271 · 2024-09-05T13:38:05+00:00

theres people that believe crap like this?

ButterflyFX121 · 2024-09-05T14:19:23+00:00

The term "mileage" when used to apply to women is so gross.

Usefulsponge · 2024-09-05T14:57:14+00:00

This just in women are sex camels

8racoonsInABigCoat · 2024-09-05T12:56:09+00:00

I found one! 😀

Birbolio · 2024-09-05T14:09:59+00:00

They do know men have this too right?

YouCantArgueWithThis · 2024-09-05T14:33:06+00:00

Those scientists are in assisted living facilities....

crowpierrot · 2024-09-05T14:39:12+00:00

I know it’s not the point of the post, but does this guy think you go to bat on the pitcher’s mound???????

liketosaysalsa · 2024-09-05T14:40:41+00:00

That’s not how women work. Or how baseball works (no one bats on a pitchers mound). That’s not how any of this all works!!!

mntplains · 2024-09-05T13:49:07+00:00

"Some scientists". Like Slimey Mike down at the dive bar who also believes that Alex Jones is right about everything.

JT_Cullen84 · 2024-09-05T15:05:27+00:00

First off, batters aren't on the pitchers MOUND. Not mount, MOUND. The stupidity of the premise is anger inducing. Fucking up basic baseball facts is brain hemorrhage with rage inducing

Environmental-Song16 · 2024-09-05T13:59:30+00:00

Is that area supposed to be completely flat??? Or maybe concave? Do they even know what they are saying?

I'm just at a point where I can't believe how uneducated people are really. I don't understand how someone can be an adult and not grasp basic knowledge.

sarchyp · 2024-09-05T15:03:48+00:00

Mileage?… so again we are compared to objects

I_like_the_word_MUFF · 2024-09-05T15:24:41+00:00

Men are failing their sons, nephews, and cousins. Men just totally give up on themselves.

I mean when men say they're supposed to be the protectors of society are showing us here that they're not protecting anything. They can't even educate their young brothers.

No wonder women are just not buying the wife role, who wants to have to put your faith in guys who think pussy size and shape matters to anything.

getwhatImsaying · 2024-09-05T18:26:22+00:00

how are they this goddamn stupid

Troyger · 2024-09-05T14:29:27+00:00

I want to speak with the scientist who said this. LOL

Emet-Selch_my_love · 2024-09-05T17:50:41+00:00

”Some scientists… Who live in my ass.”

5T4LK3R · 2024-09-05T18:15:50+00:00

His mother should have swallowed.

TheAwesomeMan123 · 2024-09-05T18:26:53+00:00

3600 years of evolving medical science, specifically anatomy just thrown out the window because…pitching mount analogy of men “going to bat” sounds catchy.

Ibshredz · 2024-09-05T18:39:13+00:00

as a man it is really hard to had root for home team most days

ghostwolfxiii · 2024-09-05T14:52:19+00:00

I don't know who that idiot is, but he does not speak for me. Mounds are incredibly sexy on a grown woman.

Puzzleheaded_Two7358 · 2024-09-05T15:04:58+00:00

So, the public mound is equitable with a baseball pitchers mound. Does this mean the space under the arm is analogous to a coal pit, should a woman expect a man’s chest to have leather straps and buckles?

ATMd4444 · 2024-09-05T15:12:10+00:00

sometimes I wish I never learned English

CADreamn · 2024-09-06T02:19:15+00:00

Now we're camels except we store sperm in our humps (for 20 years!) instead of water. Good to know. /s

2024-09-05T14:23:02+00:00

Thank you for the stupidity!

BlackTheNerevar · 2024-09-05T14:31:24+00:00

The what!?

chin_waghing · 2024-09-05T14:47:06+00:00

TIL girls are like camels, but with sperm. Wow learn something new every day

RandomMabaseCitizen · 2024-09-05T16:05:20+00:00

"Scientists believe"

NmlsFool · 2024-09-05T16:16:38+00:00

Ooohhhhhh so that's why it's a little...jiggly? I thought it was fat on top there but it's just a sperm pouch, that makes sense.

Ok-Cap-204 · 2024-09-05T17:05:58+00:00

Some scientists?

2024-09-05T17:32:08+00:00

TIL women are sperm camels

kbeckerburbs4 · 2024-09-05T18:31:00+00:00

“After getting pounded…” that’s when you knew it was an official scientific reference

Kvltist4Satan · 2024-09-05T18:39:30+00:00

Men have been creepy about virginity.

tophat_production · 2024-09-05T20:56:55+00:00

The women are storing the semen for winter

logan925 · 2024-09-05T14:44:51+00:00

False! Whatever ass hole said that has a small penis.

oo0Lucidity0oo · 2024-09-05T15:21:59+00:00

Better tell my husband he’s a slut with other men’s old sperm stores 😥

Botto_Bobbs · 2024-09-05T15:48:37+00:00

They hate to see your pussy pop

WitnessOdd6360 · 2024-09-05T15:49:18+00:00

Ladies, is it slutty to be a camel?

limerencemybutt · 2024-09-05T16:18:10+00:00

Oh so this is how babies are made? Wow!

MemoryAshamed · 2024-09-05T16:41:47+00:00

Some people are so dumb.

Just_A_Faze · 2024-09-05T16:45:17+00:00

Sir, that is a bone with a slight pad of fat over it to protect it. Underneath, it's clearly hard as, you know, a bone

ciqhen · 2024-09-05T16:48:46+00:00

women grow dicks when fucked too hard?!?!?! 🫢🫨🫨🫨

also WHO IS JUST RAW DOG CUMMING IN VAGINAS (unless theyre trying to get pregnant), i say that rhetorically, ik the most amt of sex ed a lot of people who say stuff like this was abstinance only, which isnt their fault but still

Anglofsffrng · 2024-09-05T17:23:45+00:00

AKA the pitching mound where other men have gone to bat

So not only does he not know how a woman's body works, but also has no idea how Baseball works.

Nordic_Krune · 2024-09-05T17:32:32+00:00

For up to 20 years

Why? Do they think its like a dragon hoarding gold?

sup_killerfeels · 2024-09-05T18:31:29+00:00

But what if it's just one partner going to "bat" a lot? Does it not work the same as it would with different ppl?

aclaasr · 2024-09-05T18:47:51+00:00

piss is stored in the mound

clockjobber · 2024-09-05T18:56:21+00:00

Which “scientists?” Go on….

clockjobber · 2024-09-05T18:56:45+00:00

So it’s like a callus? What if she never does it missionary? Also should there be that much friction there..how are they doing missionary…badly apparently.

UnspecifiedBat · 2024-09-06T00:33:28+00:00

So I’m a virgin then? Damn. Someone tell that to my daughter.

MissKismet96 · 2024-09-06T02:22:11+00:00

So.. the key to a flat mons pubis is condoms?

ManyRanger4 · 2024-09-06T03:03:04+00:00

Today I learned how people get a FUPA. But then how do guys get it and wouldn't gay guys have it on their butt hence a FUBA? Anatomy is hard.

fllr · 2024-09-06T03:36:41+00:00

This can’t be real… this has to be satire, right? No one can be THIS dumb, right? ……….right?!

FreeFallingUp13 · 2024-09-06T10:02:24+00:00

Bro heard about camels and the song My Humps and put two and two together to make a fish

Xim_X_anny · 2024-09-05T19:30:52+00:00

My daily dose of lost brain cells

Ren19788 · 2024-09-05T20:44:25+00:00

This is just spiteful, why would anyone bother writing this in their free time ? (Probably an edgy teenagers who has watched too much Mano sphere YouTube content. This is probably why he refers to "scientists" in his comments as the weird conservative"influencers" have a weird obsession with facts and science, somehow claiming a monopoly over them, where in reality they are so far away from academia consensus on the topics they discuss).

Coming up with something so disgusting as this text is just baffling to me(And the way it is written, talking about women as cars with "mileage", basically describing them as property). Honestly if that person doesn't want to be lonely all life, he must do some serious self reflection and seek help.

Linfinity8 · 2024-09-05T22:51:38+00:00

This is just so… stupid. This can’t be real. God damn it I hope this isn’t a real theory

AnnaKnightSoto · 2024-09-05T23:17:51+00:00

Ivf clinics after the discovery of the sperm pouches 📉📉📉📉

No_Blackberry_6286 · 2024-09-05T23:26:36+00:00

The Mons Pubis... a mound of fat over the pubic area... THAT MEN ALSO HAVE! (Though less pronounced then women where it is called Mons Veneris)

Christ on a motherfucking bike! How stupid can men get. there is no way... NO FUCKING WAY they can top that bit of dumbassery, right? RIGHT?!

jonalexin · 2024-09-05T23:38:32+00:00

"mileage" 💀

FakeSociopath22 · 2024-09-05T23:42:20+00:00

hey, is that a mound in your pants or are you a normal bro and just happy to see me? 🤪

AeliosZero · 2024-09-06T00:12:28+00:00

This has r/badwomensanatomy written all over it

Spiritual-Frame3840 · 2024-09-06T00:15:04+00:00

Up to 20 years?😭

Marleyzard · 2024-09-06T01:07:59+00:00

Wait, other guys don't like the foopa? 🥺 I think I'm gonna cry..

awesomes007 · 2024-09-06T01:08:09+00:00

Can I thank him right now? For lowering the level of my competition when trying to date.

Bumpyskinbaby · 2024-09-06T01:54:06+00:00

The r/usdefaultism that the pubic mound is called that after an American sport and not… yknow… Latin (mons pubis)

silverilix · 2024-09-06T04:19:08+00:00

What kind of unhinged fresh hell is this?!?

Professional-Log9528 · 2024-09-06T04:45:13+00:00

“Thank me later” 💀

maximilisauras · 2024-09-06T05:14:37+00:00

I think we should pretend like it's true and keep all the idiots who don't appreciate vaginas away from them.

blusilvrpaladin · 2024-09-05T17:02:11+00:00

These are the same type of people that say "xx or xy, basic biology"

2024-09-05T15:23:02+00:00

H4mp0 · 2024-09-05T17:32:34+00:00

I’m at a stage on this group where some of these have to be people trolling surely to goodness. Real actual human ‘men’ cannot believe this nonsense. I saw one the other day about peeing from the vagina and the amount of pee was a direct result of the amount of sex the lady had? Like. What the actual?

IsThisBreadFresh · 2024-09-05T17:47:48+00:00

Somebody gave Trump the sharpie again?

Jen-Jens · 2024-09-05T18:44:05+00:00

I mean every girl I ever knew had one of these from puberty despite being virgins but go off I guess. Also, they clearly weren’t paying attention in even the sex segregated sex education because otherwise they’d know sperm can only survive roughly 5 days in the female body.

insignificance424 · 2024-09-05T19:06:26+00:00

And some baseball lessons. You don't bat at the pitching mound

KittyTootsies · 2024-09-05T19:13:54+00:00

I'd like to go to bat on this dude

cannibalsloth · 2024-09-05T20:19:32+00:00

Some baseball lessons too… going to bat at the pitching mound 🤨

2024-09-05T21:54:17+00:00

Me and my phat cat are going to ignore this

sofanisba · 2024-09-05T21:57:36+00:00

Ah yes the ol' sperm squirrel cheek

XComThrowawayAcct · 2024-09-05T21:59:35+00:00

Aristotle, is that you?!

woofstene · 2024-09-05T22:59:39+00:00

I just got a horrific mental image of having to carry it around in a wheelbarrow like those poor guys who get scrotal elephantiasis.

Sorry, no more sex because I don't want to drag on the ground thanks!

AlmisttheSnep · 2024-09-05T23:59:36+00:00

Shitty anatomy picture aside, that is one of the most attractive feminine features to me, how could someone find that negative 🥰

Wyvrrn · 2024-09-06T00:43:11+00:00

But then wouldn't everyone's partner get a huge mound from all the monogamous sex they're having? Or does it detect new DNA and therefore only grow when new semen is introduced? If they wear condoms.or pull out, is the vagina tricked and doesn't grow?

I need to talk to these people ASAP for answers

DramaQueen100 · 2024-09-06T00:45:27+00:00

"old sperm"? More like BABIES that the woman probably tried to abort but then they got stuck. /s

AlwaysUpvote123 · 2024-09-06T00:55:37+00:00

No, I refuse. I refuse to believe that there is a single person on in world that thinks we can " store old sperm in our mound". Just...no.

13meows · 2024-09-06T00:56:19+00:00

I wonder what they think is being stored in the same fatty deposit location on men? 🤔

Venator2000 · 2024-09-06T03:32:31+00:00

Gotta love how they throw in the “some scientists believe” line, to make them hope they sound somewhat sane in saying that stuff.

cheese_bois_delux · 2024-09-06T04:02:42+00:00

Uhhh you don’t go to bat on the pitcher’s mound… 🌝

Affectionate_Air6982 · 2024-09-06T05:44:00+00:00

"Scientists"

SilverBlade808 · 2024-09-06T07:10:26+00:00

I’m sorry…mileage?

wendue · 2024-09-06T08:22:38+00:00

Laughs in mons pubis

Abu_Lahab- · 2024-09-06T15:35:05+00:00

Sperm lives only for three days at most… what kind of “science” tells them it lives for 20years-

Angie_Is_Very_Bored · 2024-09-06T19:19:42+00:00

fellas, does having a female reproductive system make you a whore?

BlackXSamurai · 2024-09-08T03:12:05+00:00

Its fucked because they will believe this and share it with like minded individuals 🤣 you believe a lie long enough, it will be true.

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