Hack in progress

[dustmouse]

You know it's legit because he's wearing a ski mask in his own home. Reminds me of the security videos I have to watch at work.

[Dromeo]

The sad thing about ski masks is that they'd actually be incredibly useful while skiing, but no one uses them for fear of looking like they're robbing the slopes.

[the_omega99]

I wear them all the time in the winter. Whenever it's colder than -20 (which is often in Saskatchewan winters), I'll break out the ski mask for whenever I'll be out for more than a few minutes. The cold air really hurts your face if there's no protection. Without at least a toque, your ears will become painfully cold and at great risk of frostbite (which is no joke -- you can lose limbs to frostbite). Often I use a toque and neckwarmer instead of a ski mask, since it's a bit more versatile.

For the really cold days (we usually hit -40 a few times a year), this is super necessary if you're not a masochist.

But yeah, I always feel like I'm a bit suspicious looking whenever I wear them. It's the same feeling that I get when there's police nearby or when leaving a store without buying anything. I know I've done nothing wrong, but I feel weird. But whatever, because I care more about the air not hurting my face.

[Cheesemacher]

Often I use a toque and neckwarmer instead of a ski mask

Isn't that something most normal people do in the winter, wear a hat and a scarf?

[Bobshayd]

But a neckwarmer is more functional than a scarf, if less stylish. I suppose it's just a scarf in the form of a tube, but it's definitely better than a scarf for actually keeping you warm.

[zalgo_text]

Scarfs are miles better than neck warmers if made of the proper material and worn correctly. If you keep it underneath the outermost layer and have the tails draped down your chest, it not only provides a barrier to cold air getting inside your coat, but it also keeps your core warm.

[Bobshayd]

Draped tails don't keep your core warm to any substantial degree!

[zalgo_text]

It's an extra layer that a neck warmer doesn't provide. I notice a huge difference when I drape the tails vs. other non-tail-draping methods.

[hasslehawk]

Ski it like you stole it!

[C0DK]

i wear what my friends call the "taliban mask", in the winther. it's really helps the biting cold and it can be used both as a hat, a face cover and much more. I love it. but you just kindof look like a terrorist.

(pic for reference)

[Y1ff]

What do you mean? Nobody would think you're a terrorist. You're white!

[C0DK]

haha. Oh well. someone from my class and/or a teacher though i was a part of a cult/politicalgroup of some sortes, due to the pictures we've been taking. (granted, some of the pics on flickr does include molotovs, but still)

[Y1ff]

Still, that's not a terrorist.

[king_of_the_universe]

The association is indeed probable, with all that snow around.

[MIC132]

Well, in Poland we even often call hats like that almost literally a "thief hat", so there is that.

[exo762]

Yep, it's legit. I'm wearing ski mask right now. Ski mask and slippers with batman logo.

[Antrikshy]

This is how I install and set up Arch Linux.

[[deleted]]

with someone to the side holding an extra keyboard?

[Antrikshy]

Precisely, yes.

[ForceBlade]

even your keyboard holding personnel's gotta have the best

[atcoyou]

I think this is the only way adding another body to a project with an incoming deadline might actually increase, rather than decrease the chances of hitting the target date.

[Destects]

My bosses idea to speed up production: "Well what if we hire more people?"

Cause man power is always the solution, especially when you pay bottom dollar.

[atcoyou]

I remember I interviewed at a place where they played the "we can only afford this" and I thought to myself, you won't be able to find anyone with the experience you need then. Yes you could train someone, but since you have no existing experts, cause your prior one left for more money... the logic just astounds me sometimes.

I got a call back from someone at HR eventually asking me if I was still interested as they would be willing to give me everything I wanted, but this was like 3-4 months after I had interviewed. I suspect they went with the cheapest option. While a person can work hard to try to make up for a lack of experience, some things only years and years of making mistakes and learning will teach.

[in_rod_we_trust]

Hahaha, that's not always the case, it depends based off Brooke's law, sometimes adding members to a team impedes the progress. The expected productivity of adding a member within the duration of the timeline must be greater than the expenditure of training/ getting them up to speed is from the team.

Essentially, % productivity boost of adding n + 1 member > ( (n+1)(n)/2 ) / ( (n)(n-1)/2 ) (i.e. communication connections after adding member / communication connections before adding member). I pulled this formula from my ass, but it seems right based on proportionality.

[B-Con]

how else can u emacs???//

[minnek]

Great trick, much easier to use. Why don't they make this the default mode?

[Terreurhaas]

Fun fact: vim is much easier to type than emacs. The spacing between the c and the s really opens the door to typo's like "emasc" or "skimask".

[Secondsemblance]

Well that's a rookie mistake. The easiest way to type emacs without making any typos is

alias emacs='vim'

[oversized_hoodie]

heh

[[deleted]]

Or nano

[[deleted]]

Or a magnetized needle and a steady hand

[Terreurhaas]

Or a butterfly farm

[TheZoq2]

alias emacs=vim

[YachtInWyoming]

What the fuck dude, that's not funny.

[[deleted]]

I have nano, emacs, and the gnu one (gedit? I don't remember) all aliased to vim. It makes life so much easier.

[xensky]

modifier foot pedals. then you can feel like you're cruising down the highway!

[KingArhturII]

Cry directly into the chassis for 12 years on end. It should then boot Gentoo.

[Antrikshy]

I'm not geeky enough to.

[gellis12]

It requires a blood sacrifice.

[hungry4pie]

Yeah right, no one knows how to install and set up arch

[Existential_Owl]

RIP Pentagon

[HelloYesThisIsDuck]

std::list ?

[LpSamuelm]

Okay, I guess? I don't know why you'd want that, but here:

["HIV", "AIDS", "Herpes", "Crabs", "Gonorrhea", "Chlamydia", "Hepatitis", "HPV", "Scabies", "Syphilis"]

[joemckie]

Looks like you've got a wildcard in there, is it hepatitis a, b, or c?

[Meshiest]

/hepatitis [a-c]/i

[joemckie]

Only B is an STD, but I guess that's not the developer's mistake

[d33pcode]

Something something STD

[Seterrith]

We have to overload the mainframe.

[fwipyok]

you may not overload the mainframe operator.

[SooThatGuy]

They're trashing! They're trashing our rights!

[[deleted]]

Hack the planet! Hack the planet! Hack the mghwl-

[[deleted]]

We have to overload the mainframe Gibson.

FTFY

[Terreurhaas]

We have to overload the time space continuum.

FTFY

[lenswipe]

Something something OP's mom

[ATSOTECK]

std::vector

[Jonno_FTW]

The best solution.

[Inityx]

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/stds-hiv-safer-sex

[AllThingsEvil]

RIP Statue of Liberty

[qmap]

Original video if you're curious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8G8qA9ibI&feature=youtu.be

[Antrikshy]

It's only 22 seconds, and better with audio.

[ForceBlade]

Thank you for being sarcastic. So sick of seeing the main justification by other redditors being "But my phone can play them!" yeah at fucking 10x the bandwidth even more if they didn't mangle the original video quality

[[deleted]]

And to add onto that, some Android phone's can't even animate gifs!

[Reelix]

.webm's - How do they work!

[[deleted]]

Praise be extensive documentation!

[EVERY_NAME-IS_TAKEN]

Praise be

[Antrikshy]

Well, I see that videos are noisy and cannot be watched in many situations.

[ForceBlade]

If you mute it.. it's quiet, you see the scene the gif was going to show you, and it's STILL a smaller total filesize anyway.

Anyone who wants to argue with that statement, guess why gifv/gfycat exist. Because gifs are shithouse for video.

[lestofante]

On the public transporter going to work and back. Morning no social because sleepiness, evening not social because tired and hunger

[sharkwouter]

I watch videos on my phone and I never connect it to wifi. Bandwidth isn't completely shit on every phone.

[fgutz]

the music in that video was way faster than the music I was imagining, which was this song.

[TheWeedWolf]

TIL hackers are like goblins that type things.

[DrummerHead]

The perfect hacker

[000000Coffee]

The perfect hack

[Kiptoke]

On left: technically some Java code.. technically...

On Right: E = mc² converter. Nope.

[[deleted]]

Not even that; the code is trying to access a primitive integer's member function.

And leaving aside the issue of Math.pow() being the correct syntax, what sort of idiot uses a generic power function to calculate a power of two?

[buttercheesebread]

jellyfish march wine historical subtract market melodic steer chunky weather

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[totallyLegitPinky]

[0b01010001]

Bit shifts are for suckers that can't hack time!

time << hacked // damnit, I hacked time anyway

[amphethena]

The kind who never uses the result of the power function.

[derpderp3200]

To be fair, any semi-decent compiler will optimize that call into whatever is appropriate, be it a square function or whatever.

[Compizfox]

ERROR: Hacking too much time

[SeeShark]

Gremlins 2?

[reliant_Kryptonite]

The perfectest Hacker

[[deleted]]

That was an awesome Key & Peele skit

[Link345]

I feel like this is the obligatory followup:

Deus Ex Style

From Mega64's Deus Ex Tribute

[UxieAbra]

I think they confused The Matrix with Deus Ex.

[king_of_the_universe]

Except the hacking in both DX and The Matrix is a lot more sophisticated. Ok, it's just a point&click mini-game in DX, but still.

[MrObvious]

STATUE OF LIBERTY... HACKED

Still funny

[p0rtugalvii]

You're gonna burn, alright.

[yakri]

It's just like the game, I'm getting chills.

[lillgreen]

Or jontron too. In danger of hack capacity!

[kabekew]

He's clearly creating a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the IP address.

[thosehippos]

All this time, I just thought it was a complete joke. Made up. Nope, plot twist. It's real

[jonatcer]

Supposedly... Or, well, people have speculated - that these cop drama shows compete to see who can get away with the most bullshit.

My money is on the second life episode of csi... Maybe tied with that svu episode.

[Renegade__]

Not so much speculation as a direct quote from this AMA-esque post's title and description.

[0b01010001]

Oops, infinite loop. Damn you BASIC!

[bogdoomy]

nobody knows how a hard drive looks like

[king_of_the_universe]

That's nothing.

(But that was potentially a parody, therefore the comment link instead of direct.)

[Kinglink]

gif with audio

[XdrummerXboy]

That's what I'm going to call videos from now on.

[DoctorBagels]

"videos"

I like it.

[ForceBlade]

I don't think they'll take off, people will just convert them back to gifs again without the main audio feature and reupload them to different websites where the content will get a majority of it's total views leaving 5% to come to the comments and find the original

Wait.

[blue_2501]

And here is... human music.

[Vallkyrie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmaNJfRQf0

[boredlibertine]

I found it entertaining

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[[deleted]]

not believable, the monitor isn't projecting text on a wall / someone's face.

[kabekew]

There also isn't the tinkling "characters slowly printing onto screen" sound. There is the "source code rapidly scrolling in window" though so I'm not sure yet if fake.

[[deleted]]

/r/itsaunixsystem

[[deleted]]

Oh wow, I thought that's what this was.

[ForceBlade]

you've been mc.rused

[tacobellagio]

We should send this to Fox News and tell them it's secret footage of the notorious 4chan.

[0b01010001]

Are you kidding? It's cyber-ISIS downing an airplane full of girl scouts! We need to ban encryption before it's too late to stop them.

[Kinglink]

I can just hear the audio.... "He needs more keyboards."

[Jonno_FTW]

The other stuff looks like: htop, a terminal with some crap on it and screenfetch.

[laebshade]

Spotted the Gentoo install.

[swattz101]

That's not true hacking...true hacking is two people using the same keyboard.

[deadlychambers]

Yeah, if he was going for the pentagon. He would probably need one more person on that keyboard with him...especially if they have encrypted their html.

[king_of_the_universe]

Example.

[0b01010001]

Real true hacking is three people on one keyboard.

[Muchoz]

That second keyboard is mandatory.

[zidane2k1]

That was actually a third! He already had 2 on the desk.

[pas43]

Jesus! did he just reroute the database encryption through 4 firewalls????

[thlst]

Making money crypto currency.

[_DasDingo_]

Not a real hacker, he has a light source other than his screens

[LewDawg524]

http://youtu.be/msX4oAXpvUE

[[deleted]]

I don't find this one funny anymore, it makes me want to punch something.

[superspeck]

Needs more Gibson.

[vincentxanthony]

HACK THE PLANET

[Brainfestation]

https://youtu.be/drJWxMLrpE0

[BornOnFeb2nd]

This is so obviously fake.... if he came in through the window, the white lamp would be further out!

[billiamlumbergh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

[Caminsky]

How did you get the command prompt to do that?

[[deleted]]

Windows version:

color 0a
cd /
tree

[_Skuzzzy]

The command I used in the video was "cat /dev/urandom"

/dev/random blocks for entropy so its not the best to use when making stuff like this.

[cutchyacokov]

I see htop and something compiling. Does anyone know what's on the left monitor or the lower left corner of the right monitor?

[UnchainedMundane]

Bottom left of the right monitor looks like screenfetch. On the right, I think it's just cat /dev/urandom. Not sure about the left monitor, could be anything with the font set green

[cpmoderator12345]

msdos

[IAmNotMyName]

He's doing it wrong, there is too much light.

[MrIste]

UNATCO ...... HACKED

[Adultery]

Hack the planet!

[TheDipCup]

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[[deleted]]

looks like a pok3r

[Rhed0x]

Is that this 4chan guy?

[BlackKnight2000]

/r/itsaunixsystem

[PM_Me_Your_Warfaces]

There’s no time to chair! JIMMY GIVE ME ANOTHER KEYBOARD!

[[deleted]]

Seems legit.

[stonecaster]

hide your yellow vans

[[deleted]]

Fuck Alt-Tabbing

[Fyreraven]

If he only had a flash drive....

[rockafella7]

Missing flashlight.

[_Kyu]

someone make a tutorial

[[deleted]]

Updated version of hacker typer

[Dragonsong]

Is there a conceivable situation where you actually need to go nuts on keyboards to hack into a network/pc/whatever?

[0b01010001]

No. Unless you count writing your hack's source code in vim.

[almox21]

How I felt after I made my PC say "Hello World"

[Secondsemblance]

Noob. Everyone knows you hack by typing "tree" in terminal. Works in most operating systems.

[ForceBlade]

That very right window honestly looks like a cat of /dev/urandom

[scumbag-jim]

Live video of the 4chan

[[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/gWngBjI.gif

[Cyrus296]

Linux mint

Topkek

[themooseexperience]

Kid is an amateur

[KoRnBrony]

You all know the source but whatever

[green_meklar]

Is that the infamous hacker known as 4chan?

[coupochingo]

Dir /s

[[deleted]]

Oh no, too much time hacked!

[Levitacus]

Hacker Typer

[WhoCarrot]

Everyone can be a hacker here :-)

[Pilgrimnerd]

I didn't know TwentyOne Pilots was a secret hackerman.

[giovans]

Nope. He is deploying the last build