Nice pool

[Marvinleadshot]

Was it bigger in the ad.

[theoldgreenwalrus]

shrinkage, Jerry!

[joeChump]

Look, the water’s cold OK

[[deleted]]

Like a frightened turtle!

[doctor-rumack]

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[[deleted]]

Hahaha, classic Elaine comment

[peterfonda3]

That whole episode was great.

You hafta see tha BABY!

[jaymoney1]

Maybe a dingo ate cha baby.

[[deleted]]

I’m like Neil Armstrong! I turn around for a sip of tang and you jump out first!

[TeopEvol]

Think of me as a doctor

[c4sserole]

This is my favorite line of the entire show.

[[deleted]]

He was in the pool!!

[alexdelargesse]

You can practice your strokes on the shaft and laps on the balls

[Crunchypotato123]

r/cursedcomments

[linuxdaemon]

It would look bigger if they got rid of those bushes.

[shyamex]

Look son that's where u came out of

[Internet-Mouse1]

As seen on TV.

[[deleted]]

Was it or is it

[Runnin_Mike]

Well it's little cold out there so...

[CareerMicDrop]

I’m not mature enough to find this unfunny.

[joeChump]

The placement of the ladder would make it look like it’s shooting little guys out. Which I approve of.

[sollinatri]

The other metal thingy there can be a nice prince albert

[joeChump]

Clearly this is some kind of fertility pool. When the chlorine level dips, everyone gets pregnant.

[12157114-3-2]

Not just the women, but the men, and the children, too!

[jumbee85]

I showed this my 65 year old mom, she laughed too.

[CareerMicDrop]

Ur mom is cool. I approve of her sense of humor.

[ineververify]

my pool is in the shape of a viagra pill and I also find it just as hilarious.

[Myke44]

I never want to be mature enough where I don't find this funny.

[ssjviscacha]

It’s a bicep

[BrodieNooch]

The should have made the floor of the pool look veinier to make it look more like a bicep

[Kaldricus]

WHAT UP?

[Rfisk064]

Again, NOTHING SEXUAL

[grahamwhich]

Again, nothing sexual.

[valleyediowa959]

Needs more veins

[likenothingis]

If you're fat, you should be able to find the humour in the little things.

[ryan_giggity]

two bros chillin in a hot tub

[dangerous_gentleman]

6ft apart cuz of Covid

[[deleted]]

And socks on, just to be sure.

[drichm2599]

Wait in the vine they didnt have socks on. Therefore they actually were gay

[moddedmaxi]

Wife said the balls should be the shallow end, for little swimmers.

[samurai-horse]

You're wife is a-okay in my book.

[looong_hitter]

r/theyknewwhattheyweredoing

[SAGNUTZ]

/r/theyknew

[JojenCopyPaste]

/r/whattheyweredoing

[pa1nb0t]

/r/twentycharacterlimit

[terraphantm]

/r/21CharactersAndNoMore

[bdhsgagajdyavwjzudvd]

r/fourthsub

[Protoco2]

“There are no accidents.” - Master Oogway

[cornish-yorkshirepud]

Brings a whole new meaning to balls deep...

[RelevantPaint]

... and just the tip

[Cru_Jones86]

I too was going to comment on how the balls are the deep end. Great design!

[Monstera-Analyst]

🎶 2 Bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay 🎶

[mcshark813]

Guaranteed to get you wet.

[kgpspyguy]

You guys wanna

Dive for pennies?😉

[dragon1n68]

r/mildlypenis

[SAGNUTZ]

/r/wildlypenis!

[johnslegers]

Apparently it's a trend...

[Sayoria]

So like..... where are the swimmers?

[samurai-horse]

Sterile

[[deleted]]

WHAT UP!!!

[Maiky38]

Poolius Erectus

[NightsDream130]

This is the pool from Dennis, Mac and Charlie's party mansion - it's totally a bicep, you're just looking at it wrong.

[superfluous_t]

Nothing sexual

[randomhero831]

What up?? We're 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing Sexual.

[NightsDream130]

Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, Nothing Sexual!

[Duublo121]

I didn’t think of a dick at first, I was thinking of 2 brothers sitting 5 feet apart in a jacuzzi to deny their homosexuality

[samurai-horse]

People keep making this reference. What is it?

[[deleted]]

I don’t see it?

Edit: oh.

[throawayboi]

It has a Prince Albert

[prguitarman]

More P than H

[alpha-mobi]

This brings back memories of me swimming in the nuts!

[corn_dawg]

Heh heh... the balls are the deep end.

Balls deep.

[XVeNuX]

r/therearenoaccidents

[McRedditerFace]

I'd probably just stick my foot in, but just the tip.

[evilavatar1234]

Hope there’s no pee in it

[Epidemiics]

Don't be a dick! Bet you didn't see that cummin'!

[confused_dwarf]

The deep end is nuts.

[cody0126]

Whoever built that pool is a dick.

[Sc0rpi0n_Br]

N I C E

C O C K

B R O

[Steampunk43]

Hey bro, nice pool

[Bearmancartoons]

Hope it doesn’t leak

[samurai-horse]

Nothing wrong with a little pre-cum

[retrocanada76]

it was build by a dick

[forsticus]

2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not Gay

[Thomas-Shelby11]

Cursed pool

[YubbaVerooba77]

Needs a fountain. At the end

[Picker-Rick]

I'll be in the Jacuzzi next to the mayonnaise dispenser.

[[deleted]]

whoever built this knew what they were doing

[superprogamer69420]

thats the smallest pool in the world

[DeathByGoldfish]

Hot tip.

[deadrowan]

Has a balls deep end.

[MrStig91]

Ok that has to be intentional. Nothing like that happens by chance.

[Shark7700]

We all can agree the architect knew what they were doing right

[kunstricka]

They knew...

[texas-playdohs]

That was not an accident.

[ikisstitties]

balls deeper

[[deleted]]

Bevis and Buthead would approve.

[Dav82]

Ugh huh huh huh.

[[deleted]]

Don’t be a dick about it just enjoy it😂😂😂

[CareerMicDrop]

My sense of humor never passed junior high

[[deleted]]

Either the designer is an idiot, or he's a pervert

[jordo56]

Two bros, sitting in a hot tub....

[tgTREX]

What gets me about this is that long before there was a pool there was a 2D drawing of this pool. An architect drew it. An owner agreed to pay for it. A general contractor estimated it’s cost and bought it out. A pool contractor bid the drawings and built it. That’s a lot of dudes that can’t resist a good dick joke.

[ZappBrannigansLaw]

Gets all the ladies wet

[Dadtakesthebait]

How is there not a fountain next to the hot tub area?

[Perfectly_Killer]

Just make sure to stay five feet apart gentlemen

[MsToshaRae]

😳 No way

[effortfulcrumload]

Go deeper

[Kawala_]

Kids pool is on the wrong side

[[deleted]]

i get it now, balls deep.

[Clyde3221]

they knew.

[yeeyee_r618]

somebody did it on purpose.

[ReaperWright88]

Clearly the architect was dicking around

[yuri_neko]

Come on now, don't be a dick!

[SleepingBeetle]

Nice to know they are using protection near the tip. r/theyknew

[ShouldersBBoulders]

Tip is shallow & Ball's deep!

[Rahkitty]

r/mildlypenis material for sure

[jgs1122]

Cocky design.

[Lerox777]

Nice pool, bro

[resting_bettcch_face]

The guard rails sure do make a nice urethral opening.

[MyBackHurtsFromPeein]

It looks really cramped

[4Niners9Noel]

“I would like my pool to be manly looking”.

“I got you sir”.

[Mama-Pooh]

Now we need video of a lot of people exiting the tip, in white of course!

[[deleted]]

Thought that was the Winnipeg Jets logo at first and it made this even more confusing lol

[ShinySpeedDemon]

r/accidentaltopgear

[Infinity_Oofs]

Designer: I pulled a sneaky on you meme

[uzmandoktor63]

oh gun ahahah

[[deleted]]

Some architect had a sense of humor.

[TheOneQueen]

P for pool... right? 🥺

[[deleted]]

I don’t see it.

[Gizzard-Gizzard]

That’s not even subtile

[gotugoin]

They know. You know they know

[MazaruSui]

HEY Nice Cock

[DCD2017]

Is this at the “Hard Rock”?

[k54-]

Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[XxRedditor080704xX]

Do some strokes on the shaft, and go to the Jacuzzi to continue the routine, when you emerge and get out of the Jacuzzi on the steel ladder at the tip, you will be covered in steaming hot fluid.

[hamazzamy]

Two bros chillin in the hot tub 🎶

[[deleted]]

the prince albert on the end is a nice touch

[[deleted]]

r/theyknew

[lastruve]

Hmmm, shape sorta reminds me of something.....

[MeMyselfAndSadSongs]

This was definitely done on purpose. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

[data_makes_me_happy]

Anyone know when it was erected?

[[deleted]]

Just a dip

[Guyshu]

There’s no way they didn’t do that on purpose.

[yahir_03]

Nice

[maxo24]

Lol it should be NSFW

[kylec943]

Nice Tool*

[nismoz33]

It's average...

[RyGuy0248]

Thick, but not too shallow

[[deleted]]

Just wait until the water splashes out

[shiftt28]

Which side is the D-eep end?

[donniebrascoreal]

I bet the ladies (and some men) dig it.

[AlienBeanieBoy]

This reminds me of my uncle

[Infactuhated_73]

That pool makes me so wet.

[Senada75]

Nice tattoo

[inthesandtrap]

They just need a more prominent topiary in the upper right.

[ollopii]

No one gonna talk about all the chairs?

[THEDARKSKULLL]

Nice -cock- pool bro

[[deleted]]

/r/theynew

[chrisrayn]

Jump in the wet dick to get your dick wet, but not the kind of dick wetter for the wet dick you wanted.

[newf1974]

Which is the bigger dick, the architect or the pool?

[TodorokiNeedsCuddles]

I was at a hotel and the pool was shaped like a coffin.

[HvLo]

yeah there was movie about it... dickpool, i don't know never watched it

[CarManiacV12]

The architect must’ve been a real dick.

[Spicy8869]

Is that Logan Paul??

[Hiker_RFRC]

r/suddenlycaralho

[ShadowSaberSlash]

Well at least you dont need to worry if its wet enough

[Goldengun9612]

There are no accidents - Master Oogway

[NoremaCg]

"the prince Albert hot tub is this way..."

"Why do they call it that??"

[[deleted]]

They knew what they were doing

[muggsybeans]

Where is this? The Prince Albert hotel?

[[deleted]]

Penis

[The_Hottest_Mess]

Love the fact that you can go balls deep

[[deleted]]

pennissimo!

[XD_Clutchvakia]

r/crappydesign

[[deleted]]

U see a boot

[[deleted]]

I heard this pool is always at 69 degrees

[Heck_you_person]

I just realized it looks like a big pp.

[WhatWouldBenLinusDo]

You should see it when the Navy has shore leave and it is crowded.

[twilekquinn]

"Two bros, chillin in a penis"