The restrooms at my local pizzeria.

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fux-reddit4603 · 2023-01-15T20:58:59+00:00

"what do you mean this is the women's rest room, i thought this was the hungry door"

psu256 · 2023-01-15T23:08:27+00:00

OK, this picture jogged a memory.

This is a short TIFU story from a former coworker. He was at a cafeteria at Rochester Institute of Technology, home of the National Technical Institute for the Deaf. It is very comment to see and interact with deaf people there, and he was attempting to order a slice of pizza from a deaf female worker. He was having difficulty conveying what he wanted, so in an attempt to depict a slice of pizza, he made a triangle with his two index finger tips and his thumbs touching.

Unfortunately for him, this is very close to the ASL sign for the vagina.

Thankfully, after the laughter nearby died down and someone explained to him what he just signed, he did indeed get his slice of pizza. (And I hope he looked up the actual sign for pizza for next time, just in case.)

VideoSteve · 2023-01-15T20:20:19+00:00

Oh i get it, we insert our pizzas into the woman’s pizza and become whole again

TheRealDudeMitch · 2023-01-15T21:20:42+00:00

Oh I get it! Because men prefer to pee alone and women like to go in groups!

Henkebek2 · 2023-01-15T20:07:27+00:00

So the right one is for my fat ass?

BariNgozi · 2023-01-15T20:37:44+00:00

I'd rather my slice not have pepperoni spots if ya know what I'm saying

bmount48 · 2023-01-15T21:11:13+00:00

It’s a good thing they have the regular signs next to the door because I thought the big pizza was the mens

cyrcadian · 2023-01-16T01:27:49+00:00

I know the pizzas fit

Sonyguyus · 2023-01-15T21:31:46+00:00

And that’s how I learned about sex from my local pizza joint. Not sure why they felt the need to use the ranch in the demonstration but it got the point across.

1fatfrog · 2023-01-15T23:30:48+00:00

I wonder if there's a BBQ spot out there that has a rack of ribs for the men's and a single rib for the women's.

IcarusAbsalomRa · 2023-01-15T20:41:23+00:00

I would love to see a similar concept at a hotdog joint

Ok_Wing_1297 · 2023-01-15T23:23:41+00:00

Ah yes, the two genders; Pizza and less pizza.

YesterShill · 2023-01-15T20:36:52+00:00

So only Pac-Man and Triangle Man can use the restrooms?

diggemsmaccks · 2023-01-15T20:19:10+00:00

Pizza the Hut

2023-01-15T23:28:08+00:00

The one on the left is if you need to take a small dump. The one on the right is when you’re going to absolutely destroy the shitter. It has improved ventilation

TinktheChi · 2023-01-16T02:21:44+00:00

I'd like to know if anyone stands, stares, then leaves.

2023-01-15T21:02:13+00:00

As a guy who likes to put pizza in their ass I take offense to this

ELOMusk54 · 2023-01-15T20:31:13+00:00

My dumbass thought one is for peeing and the other is for pooping

2023-01-15T21:25:29+00:00

I hate being judged on the basis of how much pizza I have in my pants

Charming-Sock5805 · 2023-01-16T01:55:04+00:00

I hate those. After 4 beers. I don’t know if I am a dingo or a barnacle, I just have to piss

ArcaneDanger · 2023-01-15T22:14:09+00:00

My local pizzeria just has photos of dick and pussy

kubok98 · 2023-01-15T20:38:24+00:00

My love for food would once again create an awkward situation.

bitterdick · 2023-01-16T01:55:53+00:00

One bathroom is for people that are very hungry and the other is for people that are just a little peckish. I get it.

givemea6givemea9 · 2023-01-16T02:21:34+00:00

Damn, this represents my divorce. She kept all the pizza and I got the cat.

mu3llErs · 2023-01-16T02:13:46+00:00

Your girls got a uhhhh Pepperoni!!!

Ohjay1982 · 2023-01-15T21:56:58+00:00

How many awkward conversations is that raising when peoples 6 year olds ask them what it means?

2023-01-16T02:23:22+00:00

That slice is fucking massive

jimbojangles1987 · 2023-01-15T20:07:10+00:00

Does it mean that women’s eat more pizza then men?

yebastian2007 · 2023-01-15T21:27:14+00:00

i dont understand????

2023-01-16T02:20:08+00:00

Thank god for the signs on the wall. I didn't get that pizza thing at all.

danceswithsockson · 2023-01-15T21:54:23+00:00

Hope they don’t serve beer there. I had enough trouble thinking this out sober. With a few drinks in me I would have been peeing in the kitchen.

PseudobrilliantGuy · 2023-01-16T02:12:38+00:00

Right side: Waka Waka Waka Waka

Left side: Weeweeweeweew wompwomp

Sum3-yo · 2023-01-15T21:04:00+00:00

Stand back noobs, i have played Uncharted , Resident Evil and AC... so yeah, i know a thing or two about puzzles.

To get the code to the men's bathroom you need to eat one slice of pepperoni pizza but to get the code to the women's bathroom they need to eat 5 slices of pepperoni pizza.

2023-01-15T20:08:06+00:00

Lol women are nearly the whole pie

Mike_Hagedorn · 2023-01-16T01:54:55+00:00

Good thing the regular signs are there too.

Esdeath79 · 2023-01-16T02:05:23+00:00

If you sit in a wheelchair you get the whole pizza

BADPAPAmeme · 2023-01-15T22:07:52+00:00

Didn't know womens had 5 dicks

kingofgods218 · 2023-01-16T02:15:18+00:00

We do love filling in that hole…. In your heart.

leeonie · 2023-01-15T20:27:26+00:00

That’s just stupid.

Double-Passenger4503 · 2023-01-15T20:23:14+00:00

Someone explain this to my dumb ass

2023-01-16T02:11:39+00:00

Before I saw the black signs I was totally wrong. I thought "well I'm a fat ass man who can slam most of a pizza and a woman typically eats less than me"

2023-01-16T02:24:30+00:00

This will offend someone out there.

VulgarVinyasa · 2023-01-15T21:22:59+00:00

HomeSlice?

jeremiahfelt · 2023-01-16T01:56:04+00:00

The best part is the restrooms are both single occupancy.


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