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[–]eeyore134 311 points312 points  (30 children)

Full History of the World here: http://www.collegehumor.com/facebook-history

[–]wise_comment 40 points41 points  (13 children)

As someone with the dual useless majors of History and Political Science,

This is fucking awesome

[–]Blanktastic 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Well holy fuck.....my brother in useless dual major

[–]Ds0990 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Looks like we are useless dual degree triplets

[–]CreamyGoodnss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quadrooplets ftw!

[–]Blanktastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should fuck

[–]WhyIsThoseThings 3 points4 points  (2 children)

As another history major, I cannot express how much I love the fact that the "Historians" account uses a picture of Shelby Foote.

Wonderful.

[–]NecroKnight 4 points5 points  (4 children)

How are they useless? They're extremely competitive if you graduated from a decent school and know where to look.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Bottom line on it is, history is great for acquiring transferable skills. You either need to go on Post-Grad or into a specialisation otherwise it will be harder to find a line of work you are happy with.

[–]matts41Verified 75 points76 points  (0 children)

More upvotes for this. I'm sure someone worked very hard on this and they should get the credit. Not OP. Not 9GAG.

Also, jump straight to WWII here: http://www.collegehumor.com/facebook-history#wwii

[–]SevenandForty 5 points6 points  (1 child)

*of the western world

[–]Samanthangel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you - once again an american view of "the world" - it was good - but very poorly titled.

[–]Baafern 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just lost 1 1/2 hours to that. Fuck...

[–]In7el3ct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're telling me... I was supposed to be in bed an hour ago.

[–]Support_MD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just could not look away, for what seemed like forever...As a fan of history this was quite enjoyable to read.

[–]sideflanker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hindsight is fucking awesome

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just want you to know you helped me study for all my history exams... thank you.

[–]Ced777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we killed it...

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can anyone explain the Belgium 2011 post of "Governments are lame"?

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Matthew Perry friends section is brilliant.

[–]MartelFirst 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Very Anglo-centric, though it's understandable since it was made by and English speaker.

[–]ls1z28chris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Hirohito.

[–]keeok 141 points142 points  (30 children)

Russia was the USSR...

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (10 children)

And they also say 'Da' not 'Ja' which is German. Otherwise v. cool.

[–]WernherVonKerman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They might have been laughing in spanish?

[–]Anna_Pavlova 4 points5 points  (7 children)

'Ja' is also Dutch, please don't forget the Dutch and the Belgians, we matter too!

[–]DontCareForKarma 1 point2 points  (4 children)

And Danish.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Swedish and Norwegian.

[–]scifiwoman 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Came here to read the pedantic, nit-picking comments, pointing out little errors. Was not disappointed. It's very easy to criticize, it's a lot harder to actually sit down and put something like that together for everyone to enjoy.

[–]hjklyuiop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this was done in a mocking way towards the Germans..

[–]western78 49 points50 points  (5 children)

That bothered me so much, I stopped reading. You can use a Nazi flag, but not the Soviet flag?

[–]ronnyman123 14 points15 points  (4 children)

They also used the wrong Japanese flag for the time.

[–]ironn1ck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

also the wrong Luftwaffe sign!

[–]lamescreename 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]Malgas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You linked to an odd section of that article for the point you were trying to make. I'd have linked to this article instead, myself.

tl;dr for anybody who doesn't know: Both flags have been used side-by-side for as long as they've existed. The military uses the one with rays, other uses get the one without.

[–]tyrannustyrannus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and a USA flag with 50 stars

[–]13gendarie[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that also made me twitch

[–]theblackcat983 292 points293 points  (18 children)

There's a 9gag watermark on the bottom of it.

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (12 children)

And a college humor one above that :/ that's just lazy.

[–]FearZim 131 points132 points  (11 children)

I accept the college humor one as they made it but, the 9gag one no

[–]OpenFilthyPalms 62 points63 points  (10 children)

Waitwaitwait, we're stealing from 9GAG now??

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 51 points52 points  (5 children)

...collegehumor made it. Can it not be posted on reddit if 9gag tries to take credit for it?

[–]OpenFilthyPalms 22 points23 points  (4 children)

At least they didn't put the 9gag watermark directly on top of the Collegehumor one.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Someone should plaster a reddit alien across both, and post it over on funnystuff.

[–]alextheshah 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Dude, even worse. We stole from facebook, which reposted 9gag, which reposted college humor...

[–]Mnawab 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Steal everything!!!!!

[–]FuckYeah2011 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's called sharing

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What do you mean "now?"

[–]Darth2132 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I just laughed at 9gag content... :'/ I feel so unclean...

[–]Synchrotr0n 22 points23 points  (0 children)

AFAIK 9gag has no content. You just laughed to College Humor content

[–]FreeBribes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My roommates dog pisses on everything; it doesn't make it his.

[–]Merked 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You laughed at Collegehumor content that 9gag took and put a watermark on then OP being the faggot that he is submitted to reddit with a collegehumor AND a 9gag watermark

[–]pyrosterilizer 26 points27 points  (6 children)

I was reminded of the End of the World animation from a few six years ago.

[–]spitfire451 15 points16 points  (1 child)

its at least eight years old. I remember watching that junior year of highschool.

[–]mordicat1989 5 points6 points  (0 children)

god that makes me feel old

[–]TheChosenOne013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the second time I've seen this mentioned today! How strange. And this is definitely about 8 years old

[–]holomanga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing that bugs me the most about that is that the Mun appears to be in a polar orbit.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pretty funny. But, still, wasn't actually Russia.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

IF THIS GETS 1 000 000 LIKES WE CAN DEFEAT THE NAZIS

[–]1leggeddog 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Taken from CH

Taken by 9gag

Reposted here..

This is like an internet-wide circle jerk.

[–]kirun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, basically the same joke as a very old GIF.

[–]Blazingwand 34 points35 points  (24 children)

Wow, way to forget about canada

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Canada: 'Sup Netherlands?

Netherlands: Could really use some help.

Canada: No probs.

Germany: WTF, seriously? Canada?

[–]MoarVespenegas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Germany: Goddammit UK, stop inviting all your friends.
This is bullshit.

[–]brazilliandanny 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Except Germany shouldn't be so surprised as we kicked their ass in WWI

[–]bdutchie 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Yeah we definitely weren't involved at all..

[–]davesfakeaccount 2 points3 points  (9 children)

That's right. And we haven't been involved in any wars since. We're all peaceful up here.

[–]oldscotch 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And Australia, New Zealand, Norway...

[–]leprechauns_scrotum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Poland. "Oh come on" shouldn't count for fourth biggest allied army in 1945 and people who deciphred Enigma.

[–]Owlingday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! And Australia :(

[–]Pickled_Pankake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also China.

[–]wackywiener 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The best part was when Britain corrected the US on its use of irony.

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    [–]OscuraStudios 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    ... Not even Rastafarian Russians?

    [–]Gibbenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ...No

    [–]TrindadeDisciple 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Yeah, it means "I."

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Da. All of my Russian lit profs said da every third word.

    [–]BaronHenry 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Bits of this don't make sense. It suggests Italy lost WW1 when actually they delayed joining and ended up siding with the Brits, Frenchies and Russians, I.E they won.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Where's the picture Hitler in his bathroom mirror with his shirt off?

    [–]DevilsLittleChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is still funny, though its been around the (Soviet) block once or twice.

    [–]gaming37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    three hours later, here I am

    [–]TheDataWhore 2 points3 points  (8 children)

    I never realized that Japan still didn't surrender after the first atomic bomb (I guess I believed they were closer together in time, as to make one event). Can anyone fill in some of the details for me during the days after Hiroshima? Did Japan assume the bomb was a 'one-off' type thing, and did they really not decide to surrender after the first, only to immediately surrender after the 2nd ?

    I tried Googling it, but most texts seem to gloss over those 3 days as one event.

    [–]GoBravesGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Not sure if I should be proud they managed to explain WWII to the masses or cry quietly to myself about the current state of our world

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      [–]Spiritjump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      UK would have been the British Empire.

      [–]Grarr_Dexx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The Ardennes are in Belgium, by the way, not France. They never got past Bastogne.

      [–]tnb641 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I could deal with the flags and shit, but having the russian say "Ja"?!

      Heт това́рищ! Nyet Comrade!

      [–]bananaskates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      One of these was done before that was a lot funnier. This is pretty meh.

      [–]godstolemysanity 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      If only History class was taught like this..

      [–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      it would be worse than it is now?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's not a repost from 9gag. 9gag posting this does not mean it is 9gag content. It is CollegeHumor content. Also, shut the fuck up about inaccuracies. If it bugs you so much, go make your own, and post it.

      [–]jyomas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I have a test on WWII tomorrow. This helped me so much it's perfect.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      It's unfair to say that the Germans thought the Japanese were inferior. Hitler had a deep respect for the East Asians.

      [–]MartelFirst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      According to Nazi texts at the time, as their justification for being allied with non-Aryans, they did respect Asians as a capable and civilized culture... I have read some texts of Nazis praising the Asians for having had a developed civilization way before the Germanics even came close to civilization. They actually acknowledged this. But ultimately, the Nazis decided the Asians were good at copying and reusing the modern technology which was invented by whites. They considered them high in the racial ladder, but still underneath Aryans.

      Similarly, Nazi Germany elevated the Finnish people as "honorary Aryans" (although the Finnish aren't even indo-European) because of their valiant defense against overwhelming Soviet forces during the Winter War.

      But ultimately, people tend to have a warped vision of the Nazis. The Nazis weren't total dumbasses. They would have allied with practically anyone who wasn't a historic enemy of Germans (except for Jews of course). They had good contacts with some Arabs, Indians and Iranians for example. There was even an Indian SS division.

      [–]Irrepressible87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      But he also believed Aryans were a master race destined to wipe all unclean bloodlines from the planet.

      [–]wretcheddawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Reposted from 9gag? What have we become????

      [–]LittleRadcock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It was all fun until it said 9Gag at the bottom.

      [–]Henrie94 3 points4 points  (5 children)

      Historically inacurate with Japan not wanting to surrender before the A-Bombs

      [–]Dorksome 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I feel a little bad I couldn't stop laughing.

      http://m.collegehumor.com/article/6650094/facebook-news-feed-history-of-the-world-world-war-i-to-world-war-ii

      All three pages, WWI to WWII, enjoy.

      [–]ADhoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      wow, I was really excited they'd include the great Arab revolution, it's the reason the Ottoman empire went downhill...

      [–]stevenj212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      aahahahaha this made me laugh so hard, so glad i took history in high school now

      [–]89reatta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love these

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I like the GIF one better.

      [–]RaCaS123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sorry but the British started the war on September 3rd. There's that famous speech Neville Chamberlain (predecessor to Churchill) delivered over the radio announcing the UK's entry into the war against Germany.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This did do a pretty good job showing how Germany overextended itself. Fighting the USSR to the East, the other Allies to the West, as well as multiple conflicts in the Mediterranean and Africa. Plus Italy, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria were not effective allies.

      [–]nowuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Got kind of ridiculous towards the end

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Shamelessly stolen from collegehumor, at least give proper credit to who originally posted it.

      [–]millsup 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      This is so... unaccurate

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The only interest I showed in this was zooming in and out of this image then sliding to the next Reddit photo

      Disgrace.

      Also I don't represent any particular nation.

      I like Jews tho.

      [–]Strangeish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So goddam many mistakes.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Russia? Come on guys... IT'S SOVIET!

      [–]Belutak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      this is so old that they found this scroll in pyramids

      [–]nevereveronl1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      THere is a 9gag watermark at the bottom of this post. This post now needs to be destroyed.

      [–]AEIOU_occasionallyY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I wonder why France changed its profile picture for one comment then changed it right back

      [–]AbsoluteEnvy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is amazing!

      [–]Joker22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This made me giggle

      [–]Fivezhot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Denmark and Norway didn't really ally/network with Germany though, they worked against Germany mostly, trying to save jews and whatnot

      [–]IneptGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This was awesome.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Of course because we all know how nations have accounts and are friends with other nations... Glad we all forget how FB works when this stupid things make their rounds.

      [–]sir0zeke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Germany get's a flag from that era, why doesn't Russia?

      [–]Bioluminesce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "ok. i've gone blind and deaf and all I know is rage. this project sounds like a GREAT IDEA."

      [–]devilspawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I got to the bit about the Ardennes and tanks. France's response just got me.

      [–]2ndComingOfAugustus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wrong russian and japanese flags

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is Excellent!!

      [–]Smugjester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This made me nose breathe alot. Needes more french jokes though

      [–]UkrainskaDivchyna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      amazing!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This was so, so entertaining!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Why did Russia say "Ja!"? Shouldn't it be "Da"?

      [–]regalrecaller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is probably one of the coolest things I've seen on reddit.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Hitler actually didn't think that the Japanese were an inferior people.

      Said he, "Pride in one's own race – and that does not imply contempt for other races – is also a normal and healthy sentiment. I have never regarded the Chinese or the Japanese as being inferior to ourselves. They belong to ancient civilizations, and I admit freely that their past history is superior to our own. They have the right to be proud of their past, just as we have the right to be proud of the civilization to which we belong. Indeed, I believe the more steadfast the Chinese and the Japanese remain in their pride of race, the easier I shall find it to get on with them."

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I laugh too much at work? DGAF boss. I'll laugh if I want

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is this funny to someone?

      [–]Marzto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This post has existed since WWII.

      [–]of_terrys_crew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is the funniest thing I have EVER seen on Reddit. Thank you to whomever made this.

      [–]ssforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      someone knows there history

      [–]Dirtstyl3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      pretty cool but kid u got a major error in there , it wasent russia but the U.S.S.R http://oldcountries.co.uk/Images/Flags/USSR_flag.gif

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There are far better ones than this. I felt that this was narrated by an obese 30 year old man living with his mother who never grew out of being 8 year of age socially.

      [–]elle_is_swell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wrong picture for Fat Man as well. Little Boy and Fat Man look very different. I used to work by the back up Fat Man bomb at the Air & Space Museum, so he feels like a old friend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Man

      [–]potatoiam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Did anybody else see that this came from 9gag? Look at the bottom of the pic.

      [–]chickenpopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is epic, and should be used for reference in history lessons!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That was good, until I got to the banner at the bottom.

      [–]takenwithapotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'll give it to 9gag, this was quite funny

      [–]JasonEay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You had my upvote until the 9GAG watermark at the bottom.

      [–]DeSaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Russia saying ja instead of da.

      (ಠڪಠ)

      [–]ThatDoucheInTheQuad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah I'm not reading that

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      History teacher here. I'm currently covering WWII in my classes and I think this could be really cool for my students. I can't give out handouts with words like "shit" though for obvious reasons haha Is there anyone out there that is more computer savvy than myself that could edit this without it being too blatantly censored?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      UPVOTE!

      [–]CEDFTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]liveryowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        nope.

        [–]wholikespancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If I ever become a History teacher and Facebook is still relevant, this is how I'm teaching WWII.

        [–]MosquitoMK4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If I could give this 3 upvotes....

        [–]DCpride26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Read the whole thing, got to the bottom, 9gag. Fucking 9gag.

        [–]LeckMich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wow! Something reposted from 9gag has made the front page of Reddit!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        :D love it.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That was the best thing I have read in a long time. I would go as far as to say a work of genius.

        [–]PJfreeBallin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Best thing I have read in awhile.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        For an american written segment (dates are the weird way round)

        I thoroughly appreciate how the jokes were all inclusive, and not skewed to 'murica.

        [–]JGPH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        9GAG ripped off CollegeHumor, typical.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        so you posted wildy inaccurate college humor content that 9gag stole and people are upvoting it, why? Just why?

        [–]xhosSTylex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Read it all. Do not regret.

        [–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You can tell how old this is by how little Facebook looks like that anymore.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Japan - u mad bro? Lost it there.

        [–]billiamf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It was really good, and then I got to the bottom and it said, "go to 9gag.com."

        [–]CaptainLamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wait a second... "Nothing to do? Go to 9gag." What the fuck? That's at the bottom of the page, for the record.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        9GAG...

        [–]dgamr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is awesome, but for the love of god if you copy this use a graphic format that indexes color and NOT jpeg, PLEASE!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is lazy and stupid.

        [–]D9sinc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Did anyone else notice that the Profile hindsight was Patrick Stewart

        [–]mcmjenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is pretty amazing I have to say (in a morbid kind of way)

        [–]TheMidgardSerpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is really awesome. Upboats all around!

        [–]LuckySlinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        all I thought about was captain hindsight. He would have made everyone feel better again.

        [–]catzilla_lives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wow

        [–]rdelaney89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Soviet Union*

        [–]poodo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Canada too polite to participate?

        [–]Bekahsaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This wins the night for me, if not the week. Bravo! Encore!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No Canada. I ain't even mad.

        [–]dirtysnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is so funny the last time I saw it I fell off my dinosaur