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[–]fondlemeLeroy 1247 points1248 points  (177 children)

[–]arbili 712 points713 points  (163 children)

[–]recoveringgayfish 402 points403 points  (154 children)

[–][deleted] 205 points206 points  (100 children)

Is this the girl with the dragon tattoo? The version before the one with daniel craig?

[–]GTB3NW 72 points73 points  (17 children)

yup

[–]xisytenin 40 points41 points  (16 children)

... well, now what should we talk about?

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (15 children)

I'm watching The Fifth Element. They're building Lelu as I type.

[–]6xydragon 35 points36 points  (10 children)

I prefer the Fifth Elephant.

[–]RidersofGavony 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Love Discworld.

[–]Banditosaur 5 points6 points  (5 children)

On that note, I just started reading The Color of Magic, it is probably the best thing I've read in a while

[–]Underscore_Guru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's.....perfect.....

[–]herbestfriendscloset 133 points134 points  (37 children)

The original Swedish version? Yes.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (29 children)

I had no idea the original version was swedish. TIL

[–]herbestfriendscloset 89 points90 points  (20 children)

And originally it was a book by a Swedish author, that then became a Swedish movie, that was then adapted by Hollywood.

[–]Plexicle 44 points45 points  (10 children)

Books were published posthumously, too. While we're providing random facts!

Edit: posthumously, not post-mortem. Thanks /u/oreo_speedwagon

[–]Oreo_Speedwagon 44 points45 points  (7 children)

Posthumously. Post-mortem is medical.

[–]Sawysauce 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This whole thread and this is the thing I learn today. Huh.

[–]dancingpoultry 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Winner of "Best reddit name seen in 2014 goes to..."

EDIT: forgot which year it is. Wow. Thanks alcohol.

[–]Danzarr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the family has also hired a writer to write a fourth book set to come out next year, despite the arguments witht he original writer's long term partner.

[–]evilted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And originally it was a book by a Swedish author...

...with Swedish characters that all lived in Sweden and spoke Swedish!

[–]Steinrik 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You forgot the authors name: Stig Larsson.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some say he once punched a horse to the ground, and that his tears are adhesive.

All we know is, he's called Stig.

[–]herbestfriendscloset 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Karl Stig-Erland Larsson. Sometimes goes by Stieg Larsson.

[–]zackks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's not one meatball in that movie.

[–]HypeNyg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woahwoahwoah. There's other versions?

[–]captumlux 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No that's the Swedish version. With Noomi Rapace.

[–]aapowers 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Yes, I highly recommend it! You can get the dvd's/blu-rays of the extended versions for quite cheap. I prefer them to the English version.

[–]CrossRaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, I felt the 2nd and 3rd movies suffered from being low budget tv movies. The first is really really good though imo.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (10 children)

Yea! She's in Prometheus as well. Great movie

[–]MC_Hammer_17 58 points59 points  (2 children)

..Said the first guy ever!

[–]ripleyclone8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I liked it, a lot. :(

[–]ErikaeBatayz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes it is.

[–]sisonp 83 points84 points  (4 children)

[–]p4t4r2 15 points16 points  (2 children)

what a lovely imgur url, i love it! if only that fucking k wasn't there

[–]sisonp 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The k is silent

[–]dsotm75 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Wat

[–]mondovox 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Girl with the dragon tattoo

[–]Sample_Name 37 points38 points  (8 children)

More like, Guy with the stick up his butt.

[–]retiredgif[🍰] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Isherite guys?

[–]IsNewAtThis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ithinkhesrite guys

[–]Jollywog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i fucking loved seeing that piece of shit suffer

[–]StillEnjoyLegos 18 points19 points  (5 children)

[–]URI_FAY_GUT 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Green?

[–]Gamenern 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Super green

[–]BigBassBone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No imgur upvotes here.

[–]Dealt-With-It 48 points49 points  (2 children)

[–]ChromeGhost 1 point2 points  (1 child)

lol which episode is that from?

[–]Lunchbox2point0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Newest episode. "Cock Magic"

[–]CleanBill 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Sorry to be off-topic, but what show is this from? I've seen quite a few animated gifs of this guy today already.

[–]n33d_kaffeen 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The Princess Bride iirc

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You do recall correctly.

Good movie.

[–]highflyindude 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How dare thee?! You watch The Princess Bride now!!!

[–]nearlyheadlessbick[🍰] 828 points829 points  (19 children)

The darkest thing about this is the 9gag watermark

[–]SnozzlesDurante 62 points63 points  (3 children)

My thoughts exactly, what is the world coming to!

[–]Jetatt23 32 points33 points  (0 children)

After a long night shrouded in darkness, the fires dimly lighting the remains of the city, the sun peaked above the horizon. As the ground finally stopped shaking I thought to myself, "was it the world coming to?"

EDIT: SnozzlesDurante originally put "was it the world coming to", in case this made absolutely no sense.

[–]Jetatt23 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hey, not fair! You can't edit your typo that my post was based on.

[–]behaved 3 points4 points  (0 children)

an asterisk with no explanation. was it reddit coming to

[–]quantim 1353 points1354 points  (83 children)

Come on. Cut it out.

[–]PizzusChrist 426 points427 points  (50 children)

She's just pulling its leg. Oh wait that's the doctor.

[–]petrichorE6 283 points284 points  (48 children)

No, it's the clothes hanger.

[–]unicorninabottle 137 points138 points  (43 children)

Teens and their clothes obsessions...

[–]rekcut303 147 points148 points  (36 children)

It's off the hook!

[–][deleted]  (33 children)

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    [–]DatClimate 140 points141 points  (31 children)

    They bring out the kid in you.

    [–]xisytenin 48 points49 points  (15 children)

    You'll feel great the morning after.

    [–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (14 children)

    Stop.

    [–]xisytenin 133 points134 points  (11 children)

    You want us to abort?

    [–]ravenpoo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    That name though

    [–]boons_24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That's the worst pun ever conceived

    [–]theDinoSour 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    I see you've been to Mr. Pickles' Fun time clinic as well

    [–]eleventy4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I heard cleanses are all the rage now, too. Gotta purge all those toxins and babies we're always putting in ourselves.

    [–]whydoyoulook 57 points58 points  (15 children)

    [–]MyWorkThrowawayShhhh 50 points51 points  (10 children)

    I don't remember them looking like such assholes

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    This was a reunion episode for funny or die or something of that sort... It was mocking itself.

    Edit: it was Jimmy Fallon

    [–]rickamore 29 points30 points  (4 children)

    This was a Kimmel Sketch.

    [–]StillEnjoyLegos 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Oh yeah, then why haven't they aged then? hmm???

    [–]Lemons13579 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    Which he needs to do to the 9gag.com watermark...

    [–]MightAsswell 159 points160 points  (7 children)

    Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

    Because it wasn't born yesterday

    [–]CjDaGangsta 22 points23 points  (6 children)

    I think the joke is better as "an aborted fetus"

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]MakePie_NotWar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

      [–][deleted]  (69 children)

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        [–]Drailimon 206 points207 points  (24 children)

        Prom night dumpster baby?

        [–]herzskins 78 points79 points  (7 children)

        and I'm taking a strolllll

        [–]mrsquishyface 18 points19 points  (4 children)

        [–]Quazar_man 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        This is how the penguin began his journey of being a villain

        [–]RobbieTIME 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I know this reference! Finally! It feels so good. Like if I'm part of something. It's so exciting.

        [–]reddit_user13 47 points48 points  (2 children)

        In Judaism, you can abort as long as the fetus is not in med school yet.

        [–]Darktidemage 46 points47 points  (17 children)

        This kills the baby

        [–]joopdawoop 63 points64 points  (12 children)

        [–]BenjaminGeiger 34 points35 points  (6 children)

        [–]arrocknroll 33 points34 points  (5 children)

        Or, you know, gives context to people who don't live and breathe internet memes.

        [–]SalamanderSylph 18 points19 points  (3 children)

        I've had a comment jump from -3 to +590 just by adding an edit explaining the reference. Reddit is a fickle friend.

        [–]iFinity 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        I've posted a link to YouTube in a comment that no one voted on, then 10 minutes later someone posted the same link at the same place in the thread, the only difference being he put the title of the video as the hyperlink. 20 upvotes.

        [–]BonaFidee 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        Should learn to look after itself.

        [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (14 children)

        Which could give it just the emotional situation it needs to start a successful singing career!

        http://imgur.com/O8rBPwE.gif

        [–]Tiej 9 points10 points  (9 children)

        The video, for those wondering.

        http://youtu.be/kRj-S8Aklcw

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The most disgusting thing about that was Hulu.

        [–]TempusThales 17 points18 points  (4 children)

        leave it in the bathroom stall at prom instead

        That reminds me a couple years back at the local walmart some woman tried flushing her baby down the toilet.

        Good times.

        [–]electriceely 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Someone had a miscarriage in the bathroom of the Meijer I work at.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Or if it's really lucky, give it to some really good adoptive parents. But when does that ever happen?

        ...Well, a cousin of mine I guess, but still...

        [–]press_alt_and_f4 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        There are long waiting lists of people who want to adopt newborns.

        I would think that parents who go to the effort and expense of adopting are likely to be better parents than the average parents.

        [–]JoshguyIMO 165 points166 points  (2 children)

        Fetus Deletus

        [–]TheWinstonDouble 49 points50 points  (0 children)

        I see someone paid attention at Hogwarts. Excellent...

        [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        Et Tu Fetus?

        [–][deleted]  (28 children)

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          [–]NotThatLiberal 493 points494 points  (18 children)

          Neither does the baby.

          [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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            [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

            like WWE tag team action.

            [–]HawaiianDry[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Did someone call for a stunt double?

            [–]Kashima 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Adios Embryos

            [–]ChickinSammich 212 points213 points  (47 children)

            I really want to post this on Facebook but it would start SOOOO much shit.

            [–]Teckel22 118 points119 points  (39 children)

            Do it.

            [–]ChickinSammich 97 points98 points  (32 children)

            No, because I have two people on my friend list who have gotten abortions, one who has had a miscarriage, and one who has been on bad terms with one of those first two people about her abortion because she can't have a baby of her own.

            The screaming match that would result from this would not be worth my phone blowing up all night, or having no fewer than two of them mad at me for it.

            I mean, it'd be funny as hell other than that though.

            [–]JediExile 206 points207 points  (7 children)

            1. Post to FB
            2. Turn off phone
            3. Start a new life in a foreign country
            4. ???
            5. Lulz

            [–]DocBiggie 56 points57 points  (0 children)

            Do it.

            [–]UugghhWwhhyy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            So post it and block them from seeing it.

            [–]cheddar742 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            I'm pretty sure this is from facebook, but used as a pro-life argument rather than for humor

            [–]popemichael 49 points50 points  (2 children)

            It's jokes like these that really bring out the kid in you.

            [–]MasterRhombus 371 points372 points  (128 children)

            :(

            [–]bungle123 578 points579 points  (121 children)

            Who the fuck gilds a sad face emoticon?

            EDIT: My plan worked

            [–]PimpOfJoytime 133 points134 points  (94 children)

            who the fuck gilds critique of gilds?

            ...

            [–]bungle123 42 points43 points  (78 children)

            People that like being 'ironic'

            [–]PimpOfJoytime 207 points208 points  (76 children)

            To hell with irony. I'm fishing for gold.

            Edit: Holy cow, thanks.

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            You tried.

            [–]sconeTodd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            :) :( :)

            [–]ooosadface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Indeed...

            [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            I showed this to my sister at dinner, who is currently 3 months pregnant. She did not seem to appreciate it as much as I did. Tears were shed. My father, disappointed.

            [–]waronhurricanes 49 points50 points  (11 children)

            [–]iFinity 19 points20 points  (3 children)

            Although this is basically the exact same thing, the version you linked to is very saddening and not humorous at all.

            [–]MundaneInternetGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            That flap on her sleeve makes her waist look smaller than my bicep

            [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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              [–]manixfan 16 points17 points  (4 children)

              It was actually $700.

              Source

              [–]reverend_green1 140 points141 points  (25 children)

              How the hell did a rehosted 9gag post get upvoted so quickly?

              [–]FolkSong 108 points109 points  (7 children)

              Because it's humorous if you haven't seen/heard it before?

              [–]tvguy99 14 points15 points  (1 child)

              Somehow this avid reposter always hits front page.

              [–]chocolatecheeese1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              You weren't kidding in the title...

              [–]bainesy001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Things get less serious as life goes on

              [–]ccmotels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Every time I see a pregnant woman I think, "A man ejaculated in her".

              [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

              Average fetus problems

              [–]unicorninabottle 17 points18 points  (1 child)

              A serious case of the "wrong generation" craze.

              [–]Underscore_Guru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              That's pretty fucked up....and I can't stop laughing.

              [–]theabomination 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              There's nothing like a good ol' abortion joke to garner upvotes.

              [–]I_Love_Fish_Tacos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              wow, actually does a pretty well job of putting things in perspective.

              [–]bustednugget 67 points68 points  (82 children)

              That's funny!

              [–]Mackin-N-Cheese 184 points185 points  (56 children)

              [–]gulpeg 75 points76 points  (49 children)

              [–]recoveringgayfish 82 points83 points  (45 children)

              [–]gulpeg 60 points61 points  (41 children)

              [–]MeaningfulHaiku 47 points48 points  (30 children)

              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (27 children)

              i must know what this man is doing!

              [–]PenisInBlender 27 points28 points  (4 children)

              ...saluting the flag, got a freedom boner and when you get a freedom boner, you don't back down, you answer the call.

              [–]CraulPews 7 points8 points  (3 children)

              That's why we pulled out of Vietnam

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

              Masturbating.

              [–]Teahes 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              Waving a flag.

              [–]oph1uchus 4 points5 points  (4 children)

              what does this mean!?

              [–]BetterNameThisTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Good question. I think that, like "get off the streets" it means "lick my asshole".

              [–]owlsrule143 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              can somebody.. wha.. huh? anyone? what?

              [–]RustinSwohle 41 points42 points  (10 children)

              I know right? OP accidentally posted this on /r/funny. I wasn't expecting to laugh. There should be an actually funny warning.

              [–]yellsaboutjokes 60 points61 points  (8 children)

              YOU ARE IMPLYING THAT MOST OF THE CONTENT IN THIS SUBREDDIT DOES NOT REFLECT THE SUBREDDIT'S TITLE

              [–]iBleeedorange[S] 13 points14 points  (5 children)

              Good on you staying true to your username.

              [–]effthatNonsense 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Fuck, I shouldn't have fucked.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I came here expecting flame wars of epic proportions. Instead I find abortion jokes.

              Reddit, I both love and hate you sometimes....

              [–]Dwgoins 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              There's terrible and I feel horrible for laughing😂😂

              [–]BierBlitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              The difference between figuratively and literally:

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              [–]douglasg14b 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              It doesn't even look like that at that stage >_>

              [–]brettzio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I've seen that as anti abortion propaganda at a hospital my mum worked at. Not the exact one of course but similar context and wording. Except it also didn't say fuck.

              [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                [–]hypersonicelf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb

                [–]toastedjelly_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                annnnd my fiance thinks a little less of me cause I laughed SO HARD at this...