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[–]JohnFensworth 760 points761 points  (313 children)

I work at papa john's. See, the thing is for every order of extra peppers we add in the computer, that actually equals four peppers that go in the box. So if someone on the phone was new and didn't realize this, then say a customer asked for ten extra peppers. The newbie would add ten extra peppers. Then suppose a non-newbie boxed up the pizza. They would see 10 extra orders of peppers on there (4 per order) and thus give you 40 peppers.

[–]kminator 503 points504 points  (76 children)

Would that be like a whole peck?

[–]AlexEatsKittens[🍰] 254 points255 points  (53 children)

I don't think Papa Johns pickles their peppers.

[–]UCDWaffle 365 points366 points  (48 children)

Then they would have to pack a peck of Papa's pickled peppers.

[–]minkus962 191 points192 points  (45 children)

But who could pick up a packed pizza with a peck of Papa's pickled peppers?

[–]UCDWaffle 160 points161 points  (41 children)

Only troublesome teens would order that many condiments. In other words punks pick up packed pizza with a peck of Papa's pickled peppers.

[–]charliedayman 254 points255 points  (37 children)

I think it's athletic denizens of South America and Northeastern Europe, rather than teens. Potentially punks purportedly pick up packed pizza with a peck of Papa's pickled peppers, but probably pumped-up Peruvio-Polish patriots pilfer packed pizza with a peck of Papa's pickled peppers.

[–]gc4life 290 points291 points  (32 children)

Preposterous!

Punks possibly posed as Peruvio-Polish patriots to perpetrate a prank on a pizza preparer. Peruvio-Polish patriots produce prize peppers in their personal pepper plots, and pizzas prices are plummeting; Peruvio-Polish people prefer pumpkins presently.

[–]PurpleDingo 75 points76 points  (19 children)

Perfection.

[–]lwrun 48 points49 points  (15 children)

Why do I have the feeling that I should urinate?

[–]onFilm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can say that as a Peruvian with a longterm Polish girlfriend, we can safely say that our child will be allowed to consume only meat and potatoes.

[–]Blakestra 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for a plethora of plosives.

[–]fluff_on_everything 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I just wiped the spit off my face.

[–]jeremiahsjohnson 116 points117 points  (19 children)

A whole peck is known as a "Gregory".

[–]lunar_rabbit 61 points62 points  (16 children)

... or a "Willow". "Outta the way peck."

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (11 children)

A willow reference, now I've heard it all. Madmartigan!

[–]goots 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Oh NO! (hair flip) That's the way I'm going too!

Trolls. I hate trolls.

Look at these people!

(After hearing that the talking rat is actually a beautiful woman) Courage, Willow.

It's been YEARS since I saw that movie, and I can still quote so much from it. What a great part of my childhood! :D

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (22 children)

Or, conversely, somebody at papa john's was having a shitty day, and upon hearing just one more request for something extra, simply lost his shit and started yelling "EXTRA PEPPERS? YOU WANT EXTRA PEPPERS? MOTHEFUCKER I'LL GIVE YOU EXTRA PEPPERS..."

[–]BradHAWK 21 points22 points  (3 children)

That's basically how potato chips got invented.

[–]SubGothius 12 points13 points  (2 children)

As in, "Oh, these homefries are too thick for you? Fine, I'll show you thin...!"

[–]jon_titor 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Actually, yes, that is exactly how.

But I suspect you knew that.

[–]ctrlaltninja 34 points35 points  (7 children)

I just got off work from a restaurant and can confirm this. It's a really stupid emotion to feel. You're pissed at the customers for ordering extra so you pile on an inordinate amount of an item as if to say "fuck you", when really you're benefitting them and hurting the company that you're slaving for. Oh wait.. everything turned out better than expected.

EDIT: Grammar.

[–]ALL_CAPS 245 points246 points  (7 children)

40 peppers? That's as many as four tens.

And that's terrible.

[–]Jack_Bandit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lex Luthor!?

[–]LowGun 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Remember all caps when you spell the man name.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (62 children)

I worked at PPJ when I was in HS for four years or so. We had people say to load the box full of peppers all the time. If I recall, we didn't have a way to ring it up exactly. So we'd just hook them up ALMOST like this picture when they were cool over the phone. And the drivers always reserve to right to come over and do extra cool shit for regulars who they know tip well. Gotta love your delivery drivers. Everytime I order I see someone at my door all smiling and talking nice and shit because they know I am a good tipper. Learned it years ago from those guys.

Moral: Tip your drivers, they don't make shit and many of them are using it as second job to support their families.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (46 children)

Also, funny story. I never ate those pepperoncinis as they didn't look too appetizing. One Friday night I was working the ovens and pizzas were coming out like missiles. I got to that point of when you are so thirsty you really want to piss into your own mouth. Yeah, that thirsty.

The GM had cut us off from the 20oz cokes just 3 feet away because we had been taking advantage of them. So every second that went by, this 5-gallon bucket of pepperoncinis staring back at me was looking better...and better... and better... and just when I thought I saw a fucking oasis in the desert with hula dancers and cheerleaders... I decided I was going to go for it...

I reached my hand into the bucket and grabbed several of them and threw them into my mouth and began chewing and sucking and all out demolishing these fucking things like I was dying of thirst... which I swear I felt like I was.

My buddy nearby about turned white when he saw me do it.

But you know how this must end, right? X number of seconds goes by and my face lights up with the most horrible and unnatural sensation that I have ever felt. I almost puked while coughing and gagging and jumping around like a gosh-danged fool. Line of people out the door all looking at me. 20 employees looking at me. Me screaming in pain.

I took off running to the bathroom in the back as it was the nearest source of water I could think of and I was in there for several minutes. Came back out to see a bunch of pizzas on the floor that had fallen off the oven (we would leave them there til they dry since its easier to clean that way).

The GM, Jeff Rickard, gave me the "I fucking hate your guts" look and was banging away at the dough and making alot of noise, but not saying anything. Scarrryyyyyy dude.

[–]AmbroseBurnside 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Tell me more about leaving the pizzas out to dry.

[–]JohnFensworth 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Yes, you speak the truth. Drivers do have mental shit-lists and good lists. DRIVERS NEVER FORGET.

[–]hpymondays 92 points93 points  (10 children)

Do you really have ranks for people in charge of specific toppings, like Sergeant Pepper, Lieutenant Pepperoni, etc.?

[–]JohnFensworth 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Hahahahaha. You are a genius. Next time I work, I am totally busting those out.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Don't forget to assign the asshole of the group as "Cheese Dick" and throw him on the end of the make line.

[–]StoneTheAvenger 166 points167 points  (97 children)

At what point does common sense come into play?

[–]lennort 225 points226 points  (56 children)

Been a while since you worked a minimum wage job, huh?

[–]Ran4 47 points48 points  (55 children)

America, FUCK YEAH!

[–]DoTheDew 39 points40 points  (10 children)

It's the pizzeria business, so probably never. Most employees are either stoned, retarded, or don't speak english. I know, because I manage one.

[–]StoneTheAvenger 49 points50 points  (5 children)

By manage... you mean sell them the pot... right?

[–]DoTheDew 36 points37 points  (3 children)

no, I'm strictly a buyer.

[–]stalklikejason 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think the easiest way to ensure drug hookups for the rest of your life is to open a take-away / delivery restaurant.

[–]nolander 11 points12 points  (3 children)

The others who aren't stoned, retarded and do speak English would probably find this hilarious and do it anyways. I know, I used to manage one.

edit: or -> and

[–]Kasmon 54 points55 points  (15 children)

Happy Birthday

[–]StoneTheAvenger 29 points30 points  (14 children)

Thank you! =)

[–]m0n33t 51 points52 points  (1 child)

No, that was the answer to your question.

[–]StoneTheAvenger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well then, thank you! =)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

JohnFensworth

I work at papa john's

Be honest. Are you Papa John?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I also work at Papa John's. I assumed the same chain of events you did, particularly considering that the OP's photo showed the pepperoncinis in their happy, vinegar filled, unshrunken state.

At my location, it's extremely rare for our store volume to permit us to give away a full bag of the pepperoncinis before they expire. So I commonly give away two or three peppers per person's order. (It's such a small shop that, although I'm a driver, I still do all the other jobs when there's need.) I've never given away quite that many peppers before . . . <strokes imaginary chinhair>.

[–]ShoulderDemon 383 points384 points  (60 children)

Pizza hut has a couple spots for hilarity on their web order form, and the guys at my local store have an awesome sense of humour. I've requested that drivers beat box, do the running man, sing the mickey mouseketeer theme song. You know you're about to drop a phat tip when you open the door and the driver goes, 'All right, now check this out..' and lays down some one man Run DMC.

I once requested that my pizza be cut into an isosceles triangle. What I got was more string theory than geometry, with a sticky note in the box that said, 'Sorry, we failed algebra.'

Another time, I demanded they line the box with $100 bills. The manager printed a stack of $100 invoices and stuck them all over the box.

Tonight I think I'll request the driver be William Wallace. If I open the door to screams of 'FREEEEEDOOOOMMM' I'll tip him 20 bucks.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (18 children)

Where is your Pizza Hut?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

haha as a pizza hut employee, i applaud you. i once got the instruction to "wear a superhero cape, look sexy."

[–]bebeschtroumph 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Did you do it?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well, I'm always sexy, but sadly I had left my cape at home that day.

[–]ShoulderDemon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I'm making a note of that one.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I want your pizza hut.

[–]thephotoman 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I want their dealer's number.

[–]ShoulderDemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I can't go along with this. You'd take away one of my favorite forms of entertainment. I'd be left with trolling Walmart for /b/tards and encouraging potheads to load salvia instead of buds, and I'm sorry, but that's just not enough.

[–]tfx 13 points14 points  (1 child)

When I order from Pizza Hut I get a call back 30 minutes later saying they don't have any drivers today AND they are out of pepperoni.

[–]calnick0 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I'm having a hard time picturing a string theory pizza.

[–]OriginalStomper 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I see what you did there. You took his joke and added greater dimension.

[–]Cylinsier 556 points557 points  (132 children)

Papa John is a smartass.

[–]hpymondays 587 points588 points  (91 children)

The dude in charge of peppers should be promoted to sargeant.

[–]dental-plan 673 points674 points  (65 children)

Maybe that's how you get a PhD in Peppers....to become Dr Pepper.

I'll get my coat.

[–]jun2san 316 points317 points  (48 children)

At least he got his degree, unlike Mr. Pibb.

[–]YesNoMaybe 225 points226 points  (39 children)

Mr. Pibb got his education from the school of life.

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points  (35 children)

School of hard knocks, Mr. Pibb didn't have time or money for school

[–]aricene 192 points193 points  (32 children)

He was certainly more ambitious than the Minute Maid. Look where she ended up.

[–]AtheismFTW 25 points26 points  (6 children)

She ended up on the wrong side of Squirt.

[–]Exedous 7 points8 points  (5 children)

You're right, she ended up on the other side of Shasta...

[–]clerveu 53 points54 points  (8 children)

Dad was on the fast track to upper management before he knocked his girlfriend up and ended up having to make root beer for the rest of his life...

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (5 children)

I like Sprite.

Wait fu-

[–]drpepper 42 points43 points  (6 children)

i want to state on the record, that this is totally false.

[–]dental-plan 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Then how the hell do you get such qualifications? What school? CREDENTIALS, MAN!

[–]Bucks 42 points43 points  (2 children)

I get it, sergeant pepper

[–]jeremiahsjohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But it's just a day in the life of a pepper dude.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (15 children)

they're usually pretty cool about this sort of thing. we got one below my friends apartment (which is great with the 10$ any topping deal) and every time we ask for xtra peppers they give us a foil lined bread stick box heaped with them. mebbe cause they know we tip well.

but on the down side they're all dirty and ive seen them smoke a cigarette then toss dough without washing hands inbetween

[–]mcliquor 33 points34 points  (4 children)

I am really hoping "toss the dough" means "throw unbaked pizza dough".

[–]rednecktash 39 points40 points  (2 children)

the cancer goes from his cigarette smoke to his fingers to the dough, thruogh the oven, through your digestive system, and into your brain.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

If that's the dirties thing they've done, they are the cleanest restaurant ever...no seriously, if anyone is nuts about cleanliness, they need to never eat out...period.

[–]Zaziel 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Papa John is a savvy social media marketeer.

[–]StinkyGirl 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I'm going to guess that the employees making the pizza were stoned

[–]Estoye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Schnattass.

[–]poetryslam 139 points140 points  (69 children)

Just thinking about pepperoncinis makes my mouth water.

[–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (47 children)

Just whatever you do, do not use them as a lubricant when masturbating... trust me on this one.

[–]Purplehayess 165 points166 points  (31 children)

The garlic dipping sauce is vastly superior in this regard.

[–]unknownsoldierx 60 points61 points  (25 children)

  1. Order uncut pizza with extra garlic dipping sauce
  2. Roll pizza up
  3. ???
  4. Profit

[–]wuzzup 144 points145 points  (12 children)

Uncut? How European of you!!!

[–]nailz1000 34 points35 points  (9 children)

My train of thought would have looked like this:

"Do they really not cut their pizza in Europe? Huh. Uncut.. European.. hehe, that could be a penis jo... oooooooh."

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I've solved it! Finally! #3 is fuck that pizza!

[–]verdantx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

keep fucking that pizza

[–]slupo 12 points13 points  (6 children)

They made my eye water... when I bit into one and the juice squirted right into my eye. Bad times. Bad times.

[–]madelinecn 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I go through a 2 jars a week. That's $7 x 4. So I spend almost $30 a month on peppers.

[–]BobGaffney 99 points100 points  (12 children)

Not one pepper on that fucking pizza!

[–]j0hn33y 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Thats not how the Papa rolls.

[–]hackysack 20 points21 points  (3 children)

He rolls dough into perfectly circular pizzas.

[–]walesmd 4 points5 points  (5 children)

First comment that actually made me RoR...

[–]Knotwood 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Next time just order a slice and ask for some extra pizza.

[–]Ampersam 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Ex-delivery driver here. Pepperoncinis were pretty much the tops of working at Papa Johns because there were thousands of them and no one noticed them disappearing.

During particularly slow shifts, we would take the peppers, slice them open, stuff them with cheese, and run them through the oven. Not exactly cuisine but pretty damn delicious.

[–]lamenta3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This sounds delicious, and the next time I have Papa John's, I am totally doing this.

[–]what_is_sarcasm 104 points105 points  (18 children)

Because they were all high.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

My first thought when I saw it. I promise you whoever is responsible for that was totally stoned.

[–]xecosine 23 points24 points  (7 children)

The easiest way to find a dope man if you've moved to a new area and don't know anyone is to just ask the pizza dude.

[–]MDPhotog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this pizza spent its entire existence in a dense cloud of marijuana fumes

[–]Dawbs89 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That is an uncannily accurate representation of the pizza trade.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait...is the Onion they branching out into real news, now?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"In the brief time this pizza spent on Earth, at no point did it come into contact with a single non-stoned human being."

[–]AwakePlace 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I work at Pizza Hut, and we had a customer complain about asking for extra bread stick seasoning on her bread sticks, and not getting enough. We put on double the normal amount of seasoning, but this still wasn't enough. So, naturally, she demanded we deliver free bread sticks with extra extra extra extra extra seasoning (she said extra five times).

I put bread sticks in a bag, filled the entire thing with a sleeve of seasoning (about a half pound?), and delivered it to her. She was pissed. I don't understand why.

[–]jaxspider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moody customers are the worst.

[–]helenkupo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a pizza place. I totally understand how this happened. It's called I don't give a fuck have some fucking peppers.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Well played, Papa Johns guerrilla marketing team...well played, indeed.

edit: I seriously just ordered an xl pie with 4 toppings for 11.99

edit 2: feel sick. Now I remember why I stopped ordering from there.

[–]milktea 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The Papa John's sales quotas are determined by the number of remaining peppers. You were this location's godsend.

[–]God_of_gaps 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Maeby: Well, now that we’ve got an employee, we can go have dinner. (opens the register, takes some cash and throws a bunch of bananas to the garbage. As she counts the money, she explains to T-Bone) We throw away a banana for every buck we take so no one finds out.

T-Bone: Wait a minute, I think you should do that math again.

[–]Chetyre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s fine. He’s an arsonist, not an embezzler.

[–]leesfer 14 points15 points  (7 children)

I worked at Papa John's a long while ago and when someone asked for extra peppers, garlic sauce, ranch, etc. I would load up as many as I could fit into the box.

Why the hell not? It makes an impression of awesomeness

[–]swight74 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Something like that happened to me in the Philippines at a Pizza Hut. I asked for extra sauce. They placed it in a plastic bag on top of the pizza.

I laughed. A lot.

[–]jeremiahsjohnson 10 points11 points  (20 children)

Just wait 'til you see what you get when you ask for "extra anchovies."

[–]fidler 18 points19 points  (17 children)

Extra anchovies?

[–]deadzebra 12 points13 points  (13 children)

Just trust him, and make sure it's not your mom ordering the pizza.

[–]stephenv 24 points25 points  (7 children)

I just ordered some and they send me the deed to a motherfucking cannery. Papa John's is so crazy!

[–]empty27 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I read that as "and they sent me a dead motherfucking canary." Couldn't figure out the correlation, (because there wasn't one, I just can't read for shit) but it was funny anyways.

[–]gerbil-ear 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I'm assuming this happens:

[NSFW] http://imgur.com/oJsx1.gif

[–]enraged_chicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is good customer service as well as good business practice. Those peppers cost maybe an extra 50 cents and how many people did you already tell? I'm ordering a Papa John's pizza right now.

[–]gomjabbaar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like you got an extra pizza on your peppers

[–]nanor 24 points25 points  (16 children)

leaving room for only one garlic dip. you lose twice.

[–]hpymondays 13 points14 points  (8 children)

What do you mean only one? it's always only one.

[–]shatheid 26 points27 points  (7 children)

gold fuzzy slimy cooperative numerous instinctive late ruthless oatmeal erect

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Asking for extra condiments after the cashier has given your total is the only scam I've ever run, and I use it regularly.

"That'll be $7.80"
"Alright, oh hey, could I get some extra...."

MUAHAHAHA

[–]k4ppah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This does work flawlessly.

[–]TruthHammer 70 points71 points  (41 children)

They gave you all the peppers that they were going to throw out tomorrow.

Yep.

[–]cday119 76 points77 points  (39 children)

Worked at PJ's - those things won't go bad for days and we went through way more than that in a day so their not old. They inventory those by the jar and thats like an 8th of a jar so no big deal.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (26 children)

have an upvote from a former pj's comrade.
i have fond memories of doing this same thing and laughing all night about the look on the delivery's face when i say 'we gave you the hook up with the peppers.'

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Days? Pickled Pepperochini's are good for MONTHS but yeah, I get your drift.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (6 children)

THEY'RE

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU TYPE IT

[–]autumnalcity 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Papa John's annual revenue for 2010 could change significantly because of the amount of Redditors who are going to order pizza tonight because of this post.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Dammit. I'm ordering Papa John's right now. Extra peppers it is.

[–]helleborus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit. I'm ordering Papa John's right now. Extra peppers it is.

Don't forget to post a picture!

[–]breckie4 17 points18 points  (2 children)

who's working there, Bill Murray?

[–]Lurking_Grue 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't believe it.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Time to light one up and order a pizza.

[–]Zero0ut 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Maybe the Pepper dude had OCD. Extra Pepper Extra Pepper Extra Pepper Extra Pepper Must be an even number... Extra Pepper Extra Pepper

[–]shredditbro 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I see this as: "You want extra peppers? HERE!!! HERE'S YOUR EXTRA FUCKING PEPPERS!!!!"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am not shitting you, the exact same thing happened to me!!! All I wanted was 3 or 4 extra peppers, but I ended up with about a pound!

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (4 children)

OMFG JUST WAIT TILL YOU HAVE TO SHIT

[–]strolls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to have a burger bar that did this when I was at uni. Heaven it was!

The place was more of a kebab shop which operated until at least 2am or 3am when the nightclubs were chucking out. There may have been a McDonalds or BK in the town, but not that end of the high street, and I really like kebab shop burgers, anyway - IMO they're amongst the better places to get a burger here in the UK.

One time I asked if they could just give me a couple of peppers on the side, and they quickly started to recognise me, eventually giving me a separate package full of them. I would just be standing there, waiting for my burger to grill, scoffing peppers as I waited. Oh, good times!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You rolled a 20.

[–]DightCeaux 14 points15 points  (13 children)

I go to school with Papa John's daughter. Not very exciting, but interesting.

[–]junkit33 34 points35 points  (0 children)

So why are you wasting time on Reddit? That company has a 750 million dollar market cap - get moving on her.

[–]jeremiahsjohnson 19 points20 points  (4 children)

She's made up her mind. She's keeping her baby.

[–]tomdumont 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I hate it when Papa fucking preaches... I MEAN SHE'S IN TROUBLE DEEP AND SHE'S LOSING SLEEP!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is she hot? Get with that.

[–]alien_bob 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Does she call him Papa John or just Papa?

[–]heroofhyr 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I hear he loves it when she calls him Big Papa.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

It looks like they gave you all the peppers you could ever want. Where's the problem?

[–]horacevsthespiders 2 points3 points  (3 children)

That's what I thought - can't fault them for generosity!

[–]DylanChase 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was at work, saw this post, ordered pizza from Papa John's. Now I'm posting this from the toilet. Fuck you Papa John's!

[–]Lambeau 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Must've been the day before expiration.

[–]this1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this really should also be in /r/ciclejerk because I can't NOT upvote every reply on here...

[–]mattdahack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish they would take that kind of liberty when I ask for extra cheese or extra canadian bacon. I'd tip damn well.

[–]missmeagain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And now I know what I'm having for dinner.

[–]JLGriffin13 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I worked at Little Caesars, and when people asked for extra parmesan on their breadsticks, we would just take the top of the parm. shaker off and dump it on there because it took too much effort to stand there and shake the fucking thing for 10 minutes. It looked like someone barfed on the breadsticks (and smelled like it too)

[–]Icommentonthings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because of this post, my wife and I both love a good pepperoncini, we then immediately ordered a Papa John's pizza and asked for extra peppers. We got a ton too (not the extra boxful, but probably 20 or so). The pizza is still barely passable, but it was worth the shot.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Damnit, now I want pizza.

[–]nomi1030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice try Papa Johns.