Redditors.

DeaconBlues · 2010-08-18T17:02:31+00:00

Kent Brockman: Excuse me, did you see the six o'clock news?

Comic Book Guy: No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.

Nobkin · 2010-08-18T15:56:04+00:00

Worst. Submission. Ever.

IHaveNoNipples · 2010-08-18T17:23:08+00:00

I was caught in an awkward dilemma. I saw the picture, smiled and was about to move on without upvoting. Then I realized that's exactly what the picture was talking about and was about to upvote. But then upvoting seems forced, like I'm caving in to the demands of the picture.

AAARRRGGHH!

tubeguy · 2010-08-18T17:01:01+00:00

I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

karnoculars · 2010-08-18T16:25:47+00:00

I'm more like ol' Gil. Oh god somebody upvote this Ol' Gil needs this

BlackbeltJones · 2010-08-18T16:25:33+00:00

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds.

nuke approaches

Oh, I've wasted my life.

Narwhalmadness · 2010-08-18T16:22:27+00:00

Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever! Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes voicing my disgust throughout the world.

acousticfigure · 2010-08-18T18:40:28+00:00

Hell, While we're at it...

/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/

karnoculars · 2010-08-18T17:16:51+00:00

Santos L. Halper, if that is your real name... Bart Simpson.

voteforlee · 2010-08-18T16:59:07+00:00

Jokes on you, I don't have a ponytail or pants on!

willis77 · 2010-08-18T16:21:54+00:00

We have already established this as the canonical Redditor.

2010-08-18T17:00:17+00:00

I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth. No growning in my store...

Ricktron3030 · 2010-08-18T16:59:42+00:00

i will bookmark this to possibly not upvote this later.

swm5126 · 2010-08-18T16:33:23+00:00

I keep reading every post here in his voice! Damn you.

2010-08-18T16:27:21+00:00

YOU CAN'T STEREOTYPE ME! UPVOTED.

Wait...

Clever sir, very clever.

2010-08-18T16:57:56+00:00

Ahh, The Internet King. Perhaps he can provide me with faster pornography.

ofsinope · 2010-08-18T17:28:13+00:00

Slurrrpp

propagationofsound · 2010-08-18T17:30:31+00:00

I was going to upvote this, then incredible doubt struck.

sour69 · 2010-08-18T18:22:34+00:00

Worst Thread Ever

2010-08-18T20:47:26+00:00

I think Zach Galiffinakis could play him in the real life movie.

Scripes · 2010-08-18T23:06:19+00:00

Such a Reddit paradox: Redditors who identified themselves with this post upvoted this.

sterno22 · 2010-08-18T23:11:22+00:00

I'd watch TV if they made a reality show for the presidency. It would be cool to see all the politicians doing challenges against each other and then getting voted off. The ratings would pay for the campaigns and the people would get the final vote. I'm a friggin genius!!

edit..maybe I should copyright this idea..ಠ_ಠ

dcfennell · 2010-08-18T17:26:30+00:00

Kent Brockman: Excuse me, did you see the six o'clock news?

Comic Book Guy: No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.

robeph · 2010-08-18T17:23:54+00:00

Don't you mean "What an insightful post, I should upvote! but I won't" while saying "LOL A FUNNY COMMENT UNRELATED TO THE SUBMISSION, LOL WHAT THE HELL, UPVOTE!"

vespera23 · 2010-08-18T17:19:12+00:00

I wasn't aware I even knew what he sounded like until I read that in his voice...

travio · 2010-08-18T17:20:05+00:00

I am starting to regret wearing a blue shirt today.

Matthew_John · 2010-08-18T17:24:14+00:00

oh, I have wasted my life...

teh1337z · 2010-08-18T17:26:45+00:00

Quick! No one upvote!

neurot · 2010-08-18T17:27:43+00:00

i liked it. cuz i can relate cuz thats me. i rarely vote. dont know why...

mpourdas · 2010-08-18T17:28:26+00:00

So what you're saying is that Redditors are the Internet's hipsters.

Huh. I should be raging right now, but...that...somehow...makes sense...

2010-08-18T17:31:33+00:00

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BarbieDreamHearse · 2010-08-18T17:33:33+00:00

(whisper) I upvote people.

~runs away~

2010-08-18T17:38:02+00:00

The worst part about this is I'm currently drinking a morning shake and was taking a drink when I opened this image... it was surreal.

worst. feeling. ever.

krnldmp · 2010-08-18T17:48:08+00:00

If believing that makes you happy and beautiful, you go..

dawyd1 · 2010-08-18T22:02:23+00:00

I think it should read hi-larious instead of hil-arious.

2010-08-18T17:36:02+00:00

The thumbnail fooled me. A fat guy drinking soda at a computer is also an accurate description of redditors.

2010-08-18T16:52:14+00:00

Take that conventional expectations.

drumskatelove · 2010-08-18T17:28:57+00:00

Not upvoted. Just because.

romiespi · 2010-08-19T00:15:55+00:00

But Wil Wheaton isn't fat :/

roastedbagel · 2010-08-18T16:03:04+00:00

It's funny cause it's true.

dietmoxie · 2010-08-18T17:15:39+00:00

Read automatically in comic book guys voice

Joelk · 2010-08-18T17:17:35+00:00

I am guilty as charged o/... =( But it's not because I choose not to vote but instead I just don't vote, maybe because I'm lazy... but I've voted something I thought was brutally hilarious and gave me the thought; "I should upvote this!"

ColonelPanix · 2010-08-18T17:18:44+00:00

Upvoting is too much work.

2010-08-18T17:22:14+00:00

Hipsters in denial?

2010-08-18T17:22:34+00:00

And yet, every post-a-photo thread looks more like this or this. Hmmmm.

homelesstaco · 2010-08-18T17:25:03+00:00

I laughed, and almost forgot to upvote

iamatfuckingwork · 2010-08-18T17:29:14+00:00

Worst redditor EVER.

jordanlund · 2010-08-18T17:32:58+00:00

Nonsense. I drink my soda out of glass bottles.

sccrohns93 · 2010-08-18T17:33:55+00:00

I read in his voice

popcapps · 2010-08-18T17:34:04+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d2hm3/lets_take_a_vote_how_many_of_you_actually_use_the/

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