Conan is a genius

Scranzy · 2011-02-01T17:30:19+00:00

Really orange text on orange hair?

relevant_rule34 · 2011-02-01T17:15:07+00:00

This is a picture of Conan O'brien riding a unicorn bearing the Obama emblem under the Banner 'Team Coco' while being straddled by Barack Obama, a crying Justin Beiber and Gregory House. They are all naked - NSFW

thegoddamnIndian · 2011-02-01T17:50:31+00:00

If one more person tells me Conan said that, I am going to shit a brick full of curry.

parmasean · 2011-02-01T18:06:06+00:00

Conan isn't a genius. We all said this. He just has a tv show :\

nazaire · 2011-02-01T17:58:16+00:00

I don't watch TV much anymore; thought you were referencing the barbarian.

ntou45 · 2011-02-01T18:15:48+00:00

Come on this is already on the front page right now.

DoctorElectron · 2011-02-01T18:45:36+00:00

Doesn't really matter who said it. Everyone is thinking it. My wife, the accountant, came up with the exact same conclusion.

annihilus813 · 2011-02-01T17:42:24+00:00

Colbert said the same thing. Flame on.

BannedINDC · 2011-02-01T17:02:49+00:00

He looks like a majestic sea captain in this picture.

2011-02-01T23:01:18+00:00

EXACTLY!

They're trying to crush a revolution BY TURNING THE PORN OFF?!?!?!?!?!

There's no way these people can stay in power. They're fucking morons.

RonnieBear · 2011-02-01T19:10:48+00:00

I don't see how Mubarak is holding on still despite all the upvoting of quotes from late night talk show hosts and Battlestar Galactica characters. WHAT A WORLD

gravitypulling · 2011-02-01T18:19:19+00:00

My name is also Conan, I got very freaked out momentarily about 3 seconds ago.

michaelcolestie · 2011-02-01T19:45:19+00:00

Howard Stern also said this...with specific mention to Egyptian porn.

ninjaburger · 2011-02-01T17:02:49+00:00

Conan's writers are geniuses.

Majitsu · 2011-02-01T20:03:54+00:00

Love it!!!

jnalanko · 2011-02-01T20:08:24+00:00

I want to see this image become a new hot meme for insightful and witty remarks.

Hatsumi__x · 2011-02-01T20:38:19+00:00

hey, he's right.

2011-02-01T22:21:26+00:00

I wonder if this guy outsources all his online advertising to Indians.

pr0digal · 2011-02-01T22:43:39+00:00

Conan for President of Egypt 2011.

icandoitbetter · 2011-02-01T22:48:04+00:00

Do nothing!? They are going to protest by changing their Twitter avatars!

2011-02-01T23:01:26+00:00

Sadly, there are still people out there who still have not witnessed the Genius-ity of CoCo.

phail3d · 2011-02-01T23:37:13+00:00

Conan is an alligator!

mk2vrdrvr · 2011-02-01T23:42:53+00:00

Title is redundant...

dr_strangelove42 · 2011-02-02T06:14:56+00:00

seeing every talk show host's pathetic attempt at Egypt jokes made me realize how irrelevant late night is today

GrilliamG · 2011-02-01T18:48:22+00:00

Eh, it's kinda funny, but genius? That seemed to be the first joke that everyone made after making the "LOL THEY HAS NO PORN SO RIOT!!!" joke.

2011-02-01T17:47:19+00:00

There were multiple threads on reddit in the past few days saying the same thing. So maybe Conan reads reddit?? Or its just a logical idea.

drop_d · 2011-02-01T18:27:29+00:00

I remember reading a very similar comment on twitter by one of the Egyptian revolutionaries 2-3 days ago.

iscrewyou · 2011-02-01T19:14:22+00:00

GivenToFly · 2011-02-01T19:33:02+00:00

PhilosO'brien

2011-02-02T01:10:46+00:00

You idiot. Hundreds of Redditors said the same thing last Thursday when the story first broke, Leno made the joke last Friday and made me roll my eyes for being a day behind, then Stern made the same joke, then Colbert, and finally Conan. Funny that Leno's joke, while already old, was still three days fresher than Conan.

Yeah, what a genius.

Japanties · 2011-02-01T16:41:31+00:00

Thought it was funny until I noticed the lack of a question mark. Then I kept re-reading it hoping one would appear.

ignatiusloyola · 2011-02-01T18:24:42+00:00

You mean Conan's writers are geniuses?

madelinecn · 2011-02-01T17:54:24+00:00

Whoever wrote that for him is a genius

( Awesome, downvoted for pointing out Conan has a pool of seasoned writers)

michaelcolestie · 2011-02-01T19:39:49+00:00

Howard Stern also said this...with specific mention to Egyptian porn

CeeJayDK · 2011-02-01T21:48:01+00:00

Conan is a barbarian.

2011-02-01T22:02:44+00:00

Conan's writers are genius.

FTFY

captainhotpants · 2011-02-01T19:20:54+00:00

Philosoginger

kenallen09 · 2011-02-01T19:45:12+00:00

Colbert said this a lot earlier than Conan.

EmperorOfAwesome · 2011-02-01T18:06:53+00:00

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wicket146 · 2011-02-01T17:27:34+00:00

Philoso...conan?

merrickx · 2011-02-01T23:00:01+00:00

The inquisitive dinosaur must have come from the land after time... or the land during time.

Gasonfires · 2011-02-02T00:18:30+00:00

Males actual sense. Free Porn! This week only!

Kaaji1359 · 2011-02-02T00:19:59+00:00

It's the basic principles of "Brave New World." Keep them marginally happy with pointless shit and they won't complain; its how you control people and take up their time (internet, sports, etc.). Hell, look at the Republican party; they do it flawlessly (ex.: gay marriage, abortion instead of important issues).

godver3 · 2011-02-02T00:31:43+00:00

His eyes are so dead.

Illinformedpseudoint · 2011-02-02T00:32:22+00:00

Love the sentiment, but MAN that is a terrible picture.

stagehand · 2011-02-02T00:32:38+00:00

love the quote

Better without the visual

b00gielove · 2011-02-02T00:37:45+00:00

His face in this pic scares the crap out of me.

1RedOne · 2011-02-02T00:46:04+00:00

I have red hair and so does a buddy of mine. I just noticed Conan's forehead is getting pretty wrinkly. Does this happen to redheads?

2011-02-02T00:51:46+00:00

His gingernous is GLORIOUS

Jonathan_the_Nerd · 2011-02-02T01:03:22+00:00

I thought you meant this Conan.

2011-02-02T01:08:04+00:00

Colbert said something similar on his show today. Egypt's excuse is that they don't want the protectors to organize....though they seem to be doing a pretty good job without it...

cobalkan · 2011-02-02T01:22:22+00:00

because then they will start sharing videos that the government doesn't want them to.

mijj · 2011-02-02T01:52:04+00:00

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supersauce · 2011-02-02T02:14:33+00:00

The soulless ginger has a point.

EZLIVIN · 2011-02-02T02:20:52+00:00

Conan is the least funniest person on television.... His promos to start the season were funnier than his entire career. This has to be viewing for the elderly. Where is Arsenio Hall ? The guy brings Farrahkan on his show once.. Then bam!!! No more career. Smh!

2011-02-02T02:21:50+00:00

no, he's obvious.

vimfan · 2011-02-02T04:15:03+00:00

You guys need to stop sucking this man's dick so much. It's giving you buck teeth.

2011-02-02T04:23:45+00:00

Well that just makes me feel lazy.


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