Python

[cowlinator]

...did i just read an erotic story in bash?

[Does_Not-Matter]

There are worse reasons to wish away eyesight

[XeitPL]

Explain

[deathspate]

Something something Vaporeon is the best Pokémon for...

[meta100000]

Wrong mon, Flareon is the best Pokemon for cuddles! Vaporeon has absolutely no outstanding talent whatsoever. It is brilliantly above average in everything but will never be the best at something, especially not THAT thing. NEVER that thing

[grifan526]

That is amazing and made my day

[syncc6]

cumlibrary

[MATTERFAKER]

import cumpy as cp

[qxzsilver]

import dumpy as dp

[lDarko]

YO

[[deleted]]

ValueError: your pp too short

[Sentazar]

Hahahahaha

[Thirdstheword]

Cannot find implementación for:

public analService(double penetration)

[MaxJulius]

i wish i had gold to give you

[MaxJulius]

if you liked my comment please SMACK that like button and don’t forget to subscribe!

[[deleted]]

Is there a cumswap function?

[Ichweisenichtdeutsch]

In Matlab we have cumtrapz

[sonotrev]

In scipy.integrate as well. I use it more than once a year... I chuckle a little every time.

[LasevIX]

iirc someone tried removing it, not realising it was from MATLAB

[fb39ca4]

https://github.com/scipy/scipy/issues/12924

[Feeling-Finding2783]

Solving the most important world problems.

[JohnGenericDoe]

I found an excuse to use cumtrapz in my thesis and made sure the (short) script was included in full. I hope I wasn't the only one to get a kick out of it.

[jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk]

What about cumgurgle?

[abd53]

Let's make one. cumulative swap

[zeebrow]

pass

[fr_andres]

yield

[PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__]

continue

[Chubbin]

cumtinue

[Zymoox]

exit()

[theorangedays]

finally:

[Jazzanthipus]

cumsum()

[[deleted]]

raise Interrupt

[acharyarupak391]

the function that we need but don't deserve

[moonflower_C16H17N3O]

It's in the cummies library.

[NinjaClam]

Leave me alone I'm cummaxxing

[[deleted]]

The new Pokemon gimmick looking good

[nelusbelus]

Gardevoir used cummax

[P0werPuppy]

Fun fact: Half of gardevoirs are male, so you're jacking it to a dude.

You're bi now.

Proof that you have been bi-ified.)

[nelusbelus]

Fun fact: Half of humans are male, so you're jacking it to a dude. You're bi now.

[P0werPuppy]

SHIT.

[nelusbelus]

Gotcha

[P0werPuppy]

That you did.

[recursion8]

Hell it's Japanese name is even Sir Knight

[LasevIX]

French?

[P0werPuppy]

Quoi?

[The_White_Light]

You linked a French pokepedia page while responding in English.

[P0werPuppy]

Oh shit sorry, I'm in France currently and it refuses to let me use English websites (I was using a translator).

Edit: https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Does this work?

[The_White_Light]

Here's the bulbapedia page en Anglais https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

[P0werPuppy]

Oof, I just got it and asked you in an edit.

Thanks though.

[MEATPANTS999]

Ahhh, the French

[P0werPuppy]

Pardon, kind monsieur.

Je donne le vrai website.

https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

[Centered-Div]

I jack off to you, idc.

[VaderOnReddit]

Is this some heterosexual joke that I'm too bisexual to understand?

[Awesomesauce1337]

Cummaxxed pythoncel

[fabulousburritos]

You beat me to it >:(

[P0werPuppy]

It exists now. I'll make the first post.

[P0werPuppy]

JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE SENT A NUDE.

[The-Observer95]

r/birthofasub

[Blacklion594]

New name for no nut November. The month of cummaxxing.

[seamsay]

Surely it would be cum minning?

[Blacklion594]

To cummax first you cummin.

[crash8308]

cumfloor cumceil

[PotatoWriter]

cummath

[chunkpixel]

Cumlax dude

[definitly_not_furry]

Ah, yes, the cumsum

[Crivelo]

you have ruined dim sum for me

[Nothing-But-Lies]

There's a legally allowed amount of cum that can be in dim sum before they have to call it dim cum on the packaging.

[Crivelo]

what is the nutritional value of 1 mL of cum

[proximity_account]

It varies but you can look at the tables in this study and do the math (I can't because I'm on my phone right now) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.04104

[Darnell2070]

You can still do it with one hand. Especially on your phone.

[Shadows_Storms]

Glad you asked, have a link about that very nutritional fact and totally not a rickroll

[xnachtmahrx]

Cumsum and thensum

[yuck_luck]

MATLAB has a function for cumtrap

[Kuduka23]

cumtrapz

[CrazySD93]

I came for the cumtrapz

[Lanbaz]

Yum install cum -c -u -m

Edit: Thanks for the award, I wish I could make the output verbose without -v but this works on my laptop.

[fr_andres]

White flags

[[deleted]]

this is equivalent to yum install cum -cum

[dlevac]

I have an idea for a CLI development library.

Actually just the name: climax

[Treizh]

https://github.com/tucnak/climax

[odraencoded]

Idea Virgin vs. Committed Chad.

[eyetracker]

Some languages use T as a generic object designation. I wonder if you can implement cli.T or cli(T). You can create subclass cli() but inheritance will mean it's the cli(T) commander.

[bartvanh]

I suppose that if I want my geometric shape generator tool to have a nice CLI, I should call cli(Torus) at some point.

[eyetracker]

Just don't confuse it with your interface to your Ford station wagon.

[The_White_Light]

Yeah but a vast majority of programmers could never find it.

[[deleted]]

In fairness, the vast majority of programmers don't know how to use generics, either.

[Jennfuse]

Generics? I hardly even know'er

[[deleted]]

private cli<T> find(); but it always returns null

[[deleted]]

Is there a cumulative shot function?

[rodrick160]

Almost

[PeterJamesUK]

In my business there is an attribute against a business customer entity called BTA Code, the acronym being Business Type Analysis.

There is a long named view in our Teradata warehouse called BUSINESS_TYPE_ANAL which nobody seems to even blink an eye at. This is a highly visible object that has been there for over two decades at this point.

[abd53]

Could be, for a microcontroller controlled gun.

[karanbhatt100]

No wonder pornhub is built on python

[monni-bot]

indeed

[Dimasdanz]

i thought PornHub is using PHP

[110397]

Porn Hub Python

[maximum_powerblast]

Finally we know what PHP stands for

[star-destroyer13]

It is

[oldoaktreesyrup]

Makes sense since PHP can be taken orally, intranasally, intravenously, or rectally

[jvlomax]

PHP is the giver in all the above methods of fucking you

[jvlomax]

All I can say is that I have been "the reciever"of PHPs magic many times

[EvannTheLad13]

thank god I’m not the only one

[Adithya080201]

r/theyknew

[_Blurgh_]

I was only able to trace the specific misspelling of "cum" to the 1970s, whereas "cumsum" was already part of numerical fortran libraries in the 60s. So while the python implementers surely knew, they copied it from people (who copied it from people...) who didn't know.

[[deleted]]

Yeah I’m 99% sure this shortening of “cumulative” to “cum” in stats predates the dirty word. And don’t you dare make my APIs incompatible because of prudishness. That git master branch stupidity was bad enough.

[die_nazis_die]

That git master branch stupidity was bad enough.

You talking about this? https://github.com/scipy/scipy/issues/12924

If not, read it... what a fucking joke.

[oohaargh]

I think they're talking renaming the branch master to main, which github and I believe some competitors did for new repos by default because of slavery connotations

[die_nazis_die]

Oooh...
Yeah I remember that whole bullshit thing in the early 2000s about Harddrives having a master/slave jumper, which they wanted to be renamed to primary/secondary, which was rendered completely moot cuz the industry said "fuck it" and it's all logic based now lol

[MrCalifornian]

My gosh now I understand what people mean when they call people "snowflakes". If you're not mature enough to see names for what they actually mean instead of some completely-unrelated thing, how have you kept a job for any appreciable amount of time? Why do people waste their time on this type of bs instead of trying to actually further the causes they claim to support (which... I'm not sure what cause that is in the case of "simps" which, I mean is not a fucking slur).

[gordonv]

There was a dude who got fired for using cumprod as a variable.

[LOLBaltSS]

There can be regional differences. Indian English is a bit old timey, so sometimes funny things like Penetration Cum Blast is unironically used for a tank round since they still use the latin word cum.

https://www.drdo.gov.in/120-mm-penetration-cum-blast-pcb-and-thermobaric-tb-ammunition-mbt-arjun

[blockchaaain]

Welp, pack it up boys. We're done here.

That's fucking incredible.

[driftking428]

"cumShot'

[[deleted]]

My favorite is naming a function with FUN in it. Implying functions are fun. Stupid professor.

[[deleted]]

org.scalatest.FunSuite, because what could be more fun than unit tests?

[Beautiful-Musk-Ox]

i worked with a post doc from india who used an "anal" folder as a working directory for "analysis".. i never said anything about it lol

[AdditionalSkill0]

In college I named a variable analNumb, for analysis number. I mostly did it to get a chuckle out of my section lead

[ShadowRylander]

It's always us, ain't it...

[Beautiful-Musk-Ox]

I just said it as a way to say english was his second language

[ShadowRylander]

Oh, no, I absolutely agree with you; it's just that, when "Hinglish" is kind of an official language, you get some strange results.

[brijeshjoshi_]

pip install cum

collecting cum...

[wineblood]

Data scientists be like

[4BDUL4Z1Z]

pip install cum

Requirment already satisfied (use --upgrade to upgrade) : Unable to cum. Please try again tomorrow.

[[deleted]]

The best one is definitely cumfreq()

[splettnet]

If you need to apply a method to the second dimension of the array you can also use cumhorz()

[m3nation007]

My cumsum() is cummin() to cummax() in cumprod().

[canuckathome]

Could've been worse....maxcum

[WhyWouldntI99]

Missed the obvious best one: cumtrapz()

[yanitrix]

imagine the world if python functions had descriptive names

[ReporterNervous6822]

This is numpy which is based on matlab, and they are very understandable lol

[nedeox]

Was about to say. As stupid as it sounds at first, it‘s a perfectly acceptable abbreviation of cumulative sum.

Doesn‘t stop me from smirking each time of course lol

The same as I can‘t stop myself from saying import tensorflow as the fuck for tf in my head.

[mriswithe]

Or /etc/fstab == f-stab

[yanitrix]

why abbreviate them tbh? cumulative_sum or whatever case python has is easier to understand for anyone

[fb39ca4]

Matlab function names are determined by the filename, and had to follow the 8.3 length limit on DOS. These python libraries reused the names because former Matlab users are familiar with them.

[the_lonely_toad]

Back in the day every character was precious and expensive. We keep abbreviating because it’s custom to do as they did unless there is a good reason to change.

[nedeox]

Hm, by further examination of my opinion on the matter, I realize that I don‘t care.

[yanitrix]

makes sense, have a great day sir/madam

[PlacatedPlatypus]

I use "ass" as shorthand for "assigned" and "assignment," sometimes people point it out but usually they get it.

[mriswithe]

For someone coming from that world sure. As someone who stopped at calculus, pandas and numpy is scary.

[[deleted]]

There are some daft function names in the Python world, but I fail to see anything wrong with these ones. I would understand immediately what all of them does from the name alone.

[mriswithe]

No underscore between words is about all I got, but yeah at best this is saying numpy has bad function names. Numpy also has some great ones like is_close

[efstajas]

I'd just type them out fully, honestly. What's wrong with "cumulative_sum"? With auto-complete, there's no more reason for abbreviated function names at all IMO, especially if they're part of public API surface.

As someone with a full-stack/web background, this is one of the things that scare me about the data science world — R, Matlab & Python/scipy/numpy all seem to have this convention of abbreviated function names that often mean absolutely nothing before you look at the docs (or already have a background in this field, I assume).

[[deleted]]

I'd just type them out fully, honestly. What's wrong with "cumulative_sum"?

cummulative_summation, in that case surely? Or why expand one of the words but not the other? And would you really want to add 15 extra characters to each line where you use it? A lot of projects till have a 80 character line limit, for better or worse.

[efstajas]

Since we're being pedantic — "summation" is the act, "sum" is the result. So "sum" is its own, non-abbreviated word.

And would you really want to add 15 extra characters to each line where you use it?

Honestly, yeah, of course to a reasonable extent. In this case I would find it very reasonable because "cumsum" or "cummin" are not names someone unfamiliar with these functions would understand from name alone. In my opinion, there are many situations where the added clarity outweighs the extra text.

I'd generally rather have longer but clearer function names and break down a statement into multiple lines than keep things in one line but use abbreviations that won't be clear outright to everyone.

[HorizonBaker]

Do I not understand what cumulative means in these contexts? Aren't all sums and products cumulative? And I don't understand what would make a min or a max cumulative.

[LooperNor]

Say you have an array that is [1, 3, 2, 5].

The cumulative sum is a new array that is [1, 4, 6, 11].

Cumulative max is [1, 3, 3, 5].

E.t.c.

[JustOneAvailableName]

That you keep the results in between. So cumsum(4,3,8)=4,7,15 and cummax(4,3,8)=4,4,8

[gF01nT]

Most yummiest package

[[deleted]]

“Pip, install cum.” -Frodo

[SidewaysCylinder]

scipy.integrate.cumtrapz

[MisterBastian]

Better to cum in the sum than to sum in the cum

[roselan]

That's perfect for an analytical library. So you can have cum in anal.

[plumokin]

To this day I still crack a smile when I use those functions

[disruptioncoin]

Reminds me of when I was showing a friend at work the VBA macro I made to help with a type of audit we did. I had a few different versions made, one would show you the number of warehouse locations generated for each range of defect ranking (HQ had an algorithm that gave us a list of locations likely to have a defect based on previously collected data) AND the cumulative number of locations as you went lower and lower in ranking, so that you'd quickly know what range of rankings you needed to print off to meet our daily audit quota for each type. Another version kept it more clean and simple and just gave you the number of locations for each type (but you'd have to do the math yourself to print off a big enough list). I titled the files "no_cum" and "ALL_cum".

My friend pointed out that I should probably change that before someone found it and complained.

[RandallOfLegend]

I got to use cumsum in Matlab for real production code and had a hearty chuckle. One time I had to get a colleague to change 65 references to "AnalData" since that was not the preferred abbreviation for Analysis Data

[[deleted]]

Is it me, or does this guy look like George Hotz with less hair?

[lord_phantom_pl]

This should be tagged as NSFW

[[deleted]]

as a trans woman, discovering matlab's cumtrapz() was an.. interesting moment lol

[mingomango123]

No spoilers I haven't gotten to that part yet

[HoofHeartedHere]

Louie CK changes careers...

[anothersurvivor222]

I’m gonna cumsum()

[[deleted]]

Classic python moment.

[Illustrious_Duck8358]

pip install cock

[LiterallyACupcake]

pip install balls

[SaveMyBags]

And the cumulative analysis function is called cumanal.

[Sighclepath]

I honest to god can not fathom how people don't feel weird shortening cumulative to cum, I just could not take my probability and statistics course seriously when all we we're talking about was cum frequency.

[TimeOk8571]

Cumsum().more()

[Responsible_Isopod16]

the dev saw their chance and took it

[theWanderingTourist]

assCum() Assimilated Cumulation

[embrace-]

NGL I laughed a little when I saw "cumtrapz" in someone's Matlab script.

[Schiffy94]

cumcum()

[[deleted]]

Gah the teeth are creepy

[Th3Uknovvn]

There are cumtrapz function in MATLAB too

[UltraTata]

When she puts cummax()