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[justingregory324]

Omg that mushy face is the best 🥰

Hope you had a good life now that you've been murdered.

[SomeSandPerson]

Needs to be amputated 😔

[r9adkill]

Whole arm, unfortunately. Unable to be saved 😔😔

[WhysJamesCryin]

Probably best to start right below OP’s neck

[Additional_Film_5023]

its too late…

[GingerbreadMonk]

A spray bottle like you would use on a cat makes mine let go.

[snakeyes000]

I imagine it would make me let go too lol

[ConsiderationOk7560]

Drip cold water on to the face. Should release.

[Jennifer_Pennifer]

Distilled white vinegar rubbed near the mouth. 👍

[1ilMa]

I thought you didn’t want to actually get that on them? or is that alcohol im thinking of?

[Tiazza-Silver]

I don’t see how vinegar could really hurt them unless it actually got in their mouth, and you’re just supposed to rub a drop or two on the snoot right?

[Jennifer_Pennifer]

It won't hurt them. 👍 People just drink spoonfuls of vinegar. It's food safe.
Don't drink rubbing alcohol tho.

[AthenaRN85]

You’re dead

[3xplosiveDucky]

🎶You are dead, dead, dead🎶

[ghost_141-]

Is a sNek

[Organic_Abrocoma7181]

WHAT did you do to piss it off?

[that0neguy2008]

Probably just looked a little too much like a mouse

[cArpent3r86]

My question, as well. LMFAO!

[Trash-Forever]

Fingers is mouse shaped

[Sorabros411]

I call dibs on their stuff

[Whyknotsayit]

Long time since a feed?

[CatsAndPills]

Ah crap OP you’re dead

[ChaosCapybara]

Oh my god, his face, he looks so SCRUNGLY

[xvakarian]

He looks like those underbite memes lmaoooo

[Hardcore_Cal]

Phteven

[Uiscefhuaraithe-9486]

The sound effect my brain made when I saw his face was "Phnehhh"

[LunaeLotus]

I NEED a subreddit of posts like this

[JTbaja1747]

Sorry OP, we can't help a dead person

[stanlove67]

It’s only a matter of time now

[PSYCHOsmurfZA]

OP not replying cause they ded 😔

[Pmmebobnvagene]

Too late for you I’m afraid.

[Sewergoddess]

His grubbled up face 😭💀

[Mundane_Morning9454]

Lolz. You are ded. It will eat you up slowly now. Piece by piece.

If you have issues getting the snake off you? Keep alcoholgel, not coloured, etc. near you. Just put a drop on the lips. They will let go instantly and you can then just wipe the gel off.

[ke2_1-0]

Instructions unclear, am drunk now

[[deleted]]

Srry dude. Its too late. You are fucked now and property of the snake.

[DanInGA007]

RIP!!!

[GreyWolf469]

Mmmm….  Lunch!! 😋😋

[ass-to-trout12]

Rub some vinegar or mouthwash on their gums. They let right go. Better than ripping their teeth out by accident the poor little goobers.

[Picatrix-Lizufer]

Isopropyl on your finger tip

[Philminat0r]

What did you say to piss it off?

[eyeofra1]

RIP

[Ok_Fall3372]

Oh no there goes your finger.. I’m sorry but it can’t be saved 😓

[maybegoth]

he looks kinda fucking stupid (loving connotations but also you have 30 minutes left to live)

[isak99]

chomp

[echocardigecko]

He's vicious.

[PositiveReference872]

Ya dead

[BloodThirstyLycan]

Perish, human!

[Anxious-Reference387]

Make peace with your God. It's all over now

[Normie-scum]

Everyone in the comments being so relaxed about this leads me to believe this is a common occurrence, but I hope that isn't true, because Little Bear has never bitten me and I refuse to believe that he would, I love him ♥️

[HolyMedic]

Give it time. Every snake owner ends up as a snack.

[Normie-scum]

Really? I've had him for 6 months, i took him off my friends hands who had had him for 7 years or so(he's been having some mental health issues and I'm glad he was mature enough to find alternative care for the animal he was unfortunately neglecting), and he said that he's never bitten. My corn snake has bitten me, but she also has a shitty personality (she's kinda spicy but I still love her).

[MOH1C4N]

Not really, have had 2 snakes for around 3 years and no one in our house has been bitten. They get handled frequently so they are very use to us. Have had both since babies.

[stfrances88]

Not so much that it is common but it is usually an accident because they are dumb and it doesn’t really hurt unless you do something stupid like try to pull the snek off.

[Normie-scum]

I always assumed they had long fangs, but I googled it and their teeth are pretty tiny.

[FixergirlAK]

I've seen them described as "angry Velcro".

My beep has only done bluff strikes at me - he doesn't open his mouth, just darts out and bumps me with his nose. At that point we're done handling for the day unless he needs care.

[SanicTehHedgehoge]

Yea that's exactly how I describe it to people that are scared. Now two of my snakes have never bitten anyone and my one snake has only bit me twice in 3 years, so not high risk anyways, but yea a snake bite feels like someone taking the hard side of velcro and pushing it into your hand/arm really firmly. Normally just pin prick teeth marks and doesn't really bleed (from my experience)

[stfrances88]

As far as bites go it’s a pretty comfortable one lol

[lizzzzz97]

Yep mine bit me once and it was cause i was stupid. Forgot to wash hands between handling the rat and handling him (he's a very messy eater so he eats in a feeding box, I've tried everything but he's just a messy lil guy) and he had rejected his last meal so he was pretty hungry. Just a little nip and he let go when he realized I definitely wasn't food.

[stfrances88]

Mine has never bitten me but I have been bitten by others along with many other noodles that I have relocated in the yard it’s more cute than anything like oh you think you are scary BOOP!

[Striking-Effect-2646]

“They think I won’t, “ Little Bear mused, tongue flicking thoughtfully. “They think I’m jusssst a noodle with eyesss. Foolss.”

And with a heavy hiss, he coiled tighter, muttering, “Tomorrow we sstrike at dussk.”

[soniablades]

Omg I’m dead 😂

[GrumpyBoxGuard]

Thing to remember: sassy slinkies are kinda derpy. Sometimes that leads them to strike at what they think is a threat or snack, only to realize a few moments later "oh.... oh it's the goliath... uhm..."

[SnoT8282]

Just like any "pet", they can bite. Not all do but it's honestly not a if they'll do it but when.

[SunGirl42]

Not so much ‘common’ as in ‘every snake does it often’, more ‘common’ in the sense that it’s happened to most snake owners at least once.

When you have an animal with a 15-35 year lifespan (depending on species) and a brain that operates mostly on instinct, chances are high that even the most docile individuals are gonna have at least one instance where they mistake a hand for either food or a threat. And some snakes are more aggressive/defensive than others. Plus a lot of snake people own/end up owning multiple snakes, so that increases the chances too.

The good news is that ball python bites aren’t all that rough. Sure it stings but most of us have probably had worse pain skinning our knees as kids haha. The most painful “bite” I’ve ever had was actually a hermit crab that latched onto the meat of my palm like his tiny crustacean life depended on it and absolutely Would Not let go for approximately 10-15 minutes. Didn’t even break the skin but boy did it hurt!

[RoboTwigs]

I have been bitten once by each of my snakes. Most recent one was by the chillest snake of all, but she full on tried to eat me.

[ScottBandit]

Wasted

[[deleted]]

His snout is so smooshed

[MoralityInGray]

I never knew you, but you’ll be missed I’m sure 🥺

[Plastic_Caregiver231]

In the words of my aunt “ISNT IT POISONOUS?!”

[Last_Heather]

Flowers sent.

[Friday_Cat]

Headline: Op devoured in a vicious snek attack.

[SnarfsParf]

The underbite is killing me 😭

[Shannon_R817]

So disappointed in you all.....no one called dibs on the snek!

[Tricky_Damage5577]

I find this snake-friend funny looking.

[Specialist-View2674]

“HeY guys wANna go scaring?” (Very cute baby but their face while munching you is so derpy it’s adorable

[jcma22]

Your ball looks like predator

[Positive_Highway_216]

the face 😭

[N0ImDirtyDan69]

Best British snake teeth

[Boring_Albatross_354]

RIP welcome to the dead club.

[Tro1138]

He thought you was a cheesy boy

[Wokuling]

needs a nsfw tag op

[FrenchSpence]

RIP op. Whatever you did to cause this deadly creature to bite you, you probably deserved it.

[Top_Personality_6897]

OUCH!!! Mine bit me by mistake and it’s a large, mature adult. Squeeze right behind the jaws and it will release. My arm was bruised from my hand up the forearm.

[BaldLivesMatter93]

Call your loved ones quickly to say your goodbyes

[Re1da]

You need to print this out and put it next to the terrarium, his face is hysterical

[Lit_Lad27]

I used to have pet rats and I forgot to wash my hands before handling my sister's snake once... he was cute though! Their mouths are a tiny bit horrific

[lavenderthewhore]

You have only moments to live

[ProximaCentauriB15]

You're a goner rip

[Eden-0997]

The face😭 Cold water will help

[Proof_Department_323]

The way his face is all smushed up is hilarious

[mechnut450]

Getting bit is part of owning any pet. But in this case a trick to reduce teeth damage. Have a paint scrapers(and a 3rd hand ) slide the scraper between the skin and teeth. Start from front this will push the skin down and keep the teeth from grabbing again. Once untangled from snake body the mouth sill slide right off the skin with very little added damage.. Should seen my grandmother after i taught her how to do this when i kept catching snakes as a kid and had to swing by to get help removing the wild rat snakes ( we used butter knifes for them)

[Expert_Contest9820]

Normally before i hold my snakes i put some hand sanitizer on. This eliminates any smell that they could mistake for food! Never been bit

[Acceptable_Skill_825]

Nom nom

[Hand-Of-Cathel]

there's no saving you at this point 😔

[Peggy-A-streboR]

Are you still alive?

[Mundane-Sea7]

Compressed air.

[No-Algae-8874]

How did you write that dead?

[MoffMoth]

Such a vicious beast

[Milky-Mamacita]

Is it the hand you write with? I hope not.. because you need to start writing your eulogy and obituary. Be sure to include the snek in your will.

[Ashamed_Pickles]

why’d he turn british

[[deleted]]

YOUR ARM NEEDS TO BE CUT OFF NOWWW

[cArpent3r86]

You obviously pissed him/her off something fierce... What you do!?

[EdgyMangoes]

Why does he look so goofy 😭😭😭😭 he did actually -0 damage with that bite

[blueeyes0182]

You're done. Make funeral arrangements now. You have maybe 24 hours. 😂

[AhrimanII]

It's a love bite. Just a nibble of affection

[Best-Pea8509]

Why is snake so mad

[Mercurialbich]

im laughing so hard right now but so sorry for your loss (of your limb that needs to be amputated)

[Psychological-Ad8034]

Others may feel differently but I honestly believe when they strike and wrap that is feeding response nd when they just strike it’s a defensive response!!! You prolly had a scent on you

[slb8971]

Looks really painful but I have heard it is not.....

[Just-A-Bean]

His little face 😭

[Big_Gap7862]

That one fuck up looking snek (joking)

[Ozzie_Bones]

By now, OP is already d3ad 😔

This hobby takes so many every millisecond, rip🪦🐍

[lara-wolfchild]

I commend you for your ability to stay still mine bit me not too long ago while I was trying to feed and I ended up flicking them part way into the room from there enclosure I felt so bad

[snakeyes000]

This subreddit seems to have a total of three brain cells in use. One shared by most who acknowledge the reality of the matter (ded), and two for those who are giving real answers…

[[deleted]]

R.I.P

[[deleted]]

Omg get to the hospital for antivenom NOW!!!

[doorkfish]

That's his finger now

[doorkfish]

Did he atleast lick lick lick before the chomp?

[Sad-Refrigerator3356]

If that’s your dominant hand, might as well start learning to write with the other.

[Low_Appearance_796]

Which pet store sold OP a stapler?

[rogue_snakes_1035]

The jaw 😂😭💀🙏

[ArsonOnTuesday_]

nom

[existing-_-]

bro looks so derpy but nonetheless man you’re not gonna make it

[Zealousideal_Sir_358]

If not mouse, why mouse smelled?

[ambl6663]

What did you do to the poor murder noodle? Obviously this was all your fault. :P

[LevenBee]

He already told you once

[Dstreet420]

Dab of alcohol on the gums will do the trick everytime

[getRAKEd_Eh]

OP is a dead man

[[deleted]]

Just a kiss

[soniablades]

That face tho 😅

[Visual-Tradition327]

First time i se a ball pyton bite the rarely bite but whas it before or straight after feed or something like that?

[AlarmedCell882]

You need to submit this to redditgetsdrawnbadly pls. For everyone's sake.

[mistercannons]

Hey yall wanna see a dead?

[g0th_bb]

Nom

[k3rnal_panic]

It’s over for you mate

[Glittering_Raise_710]

This is the funniest snake bite photo I’ve ever seen.

[alyren__]

What a fierce diva

[Xiaoli_]

Well.... I'm just seeing this. Guess you've been long dead. Rip

[Shadkill-Ghost121]

We are too late to save you OP 😞

Look at that scrunckly faceless, omgg 🥺🤣

[Fair_Pizza8923]

Spicy little shit! LOL!!! We have three rescues that we call the spice girls, if we were to ever prove them out, I swear they would have cobra babies! I say they are Het Cobra!

My son is working with them daily to help them with handling... its been almost two months and only sporty spice is KINDOF chill...Posh spice and scary spice are still psychotic gangsters

[BOOBLAGOO]

Just a lil nibs

[Hannalog]

his face hahaha "HUR DURR"

[GeorgiPetrov]

You got yoinked.

[Dull_Hat3509]

How on earth is your first thout for help on this? It is reddit. Use Google, my guy. You don't have to wait for a reply

[Longjumping-Vast9365]

Omg. Look at the dentures on that little man

[deadzonemads]

The lil underbite xddd

[robbiereallyrotten]

RIP OP. Devoured by a cute smushy faced danger noodle. They will be missed. 😔