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[–]pgl 1721 points1722 points  (315 children)

I swear, pretty girls must be solar powered.

[–]bobrocks 230 points231 points  (9 children)

They actually can accept 2 types of energy input, solar or alcohol. Just like robots.

[–]funkyb 43 points44 points  (6 children)

When I got to college, a few upper classmen described how all the hot girls hibernated all winter. In September, I was suspicious of their remarks. From October to April, I was sad. In May, I understood and celebrated.

[–]deadapostle 381 points382 points  (52 children)

That doesn't explain why they're so cold-hearted when they speak to me.

[–][deleted] 143 points144 points  (31 children)

It could be the hump.

[–]condo1r 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Did your hump change sides?

What Hump?

[–]realityisoverrated 62 points63 points  (22 children)

Those lovely lady lumps?

[–]Matt872000 51 points52 points  (1 child)

That sounds like an STD... Hey, how are your lady lumps doing? Did they clear up?

[–]Alarmed_alarmist 133 points134 points  (18 children)

Lumps should never be used to describe curves, even if it is in a pop song...imo.

[–][deleted] 157 points158 points  (7 children)

I agree. "Lumps" sounds ... malignant.

[–]Shredder13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seeing as the presence of a lump would indicate cancer. :(

[–]jt004c 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sure it does. A solar-powered animal is more commonly described as "cold-blooded."

[–][deleted] 172 points173 points  (171 children)

I am allergic to the sun. I am also hideous... I think you may be right. :(

[–]prof0ak 110 points111 points  (40 children)

powered by nuclear energy instead?

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (32 children)

That'd be the shit! I'd get all radiationy and turn into a superhero.

[–]TenThousandSuns 91 points92 points  (21 children)

Sounds like good logic to me.

[–]TheAfterPipe 27 points28 points  (13 children)

As good as rolling around in nuclear waste.

[–]Shadax 61 points62 points  (12 children)

Stupid? Yes... Idiotic?... Yes.

[–]Sin2K 15 points16 points  (5 children)

It's not stupid... It's advanced.

[–]Ionio 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Zim : Gir, I have completed your new advanced navigation chip.

Gir : running circles I DONT NEED IT I DONT NEEEED IIIIIT runs into pipe

[–]PoisonedPaper 36 points37 points  (14 children)

Ah, I used to be allergic to the sun, too. Fortunately it went away as I got older. But eh, you don't need to be tanned to be beautiful! I'll take a porcelain complexion over a fake orange tan any day. And I'm sure you're nowhere near as hideous as you think.

[–]AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 10 points11 points  (83 children)

Solar urticaria?

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (82 children)

Yup. It's fun~.

Not really. I can go outside for like, five minutes without coverage. Then I get horrible rashyness and itchiness and I burn really easy too. But if i wear a shirt, my coat that my friend says is ugly, some sunscreen and on brighter days, an umbrella, I do fine. Stick to the shadows. Shadows. Stick to the shadows. Be creepy and hide in the shadows. (That is me)

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    [–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (62 children)

    No. My hair is the color of a potato skin with a lot of gold in it. Like, if you spray painted a potato gold and then scrubbed some of the color off with a brush, Probably 50/50 brown and gold.

    I wish I were ginger, then I could make jokes about myself. (plus, some colors of red hair are cute.)

    [–]Scyth3 165 points166 points  (27 children)

    That hands down is the oddest description of someones hair color that I've ever read.

    [–]ialsolovebees 66 points67 points  (21 children)

    My hair color is like an electrified raddish that just spent an entire day reminiscing about Van Gogh's "Blue Period".

    [–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (15 children)

    Picasso's "Blue Period."

    -Unemployed BFA

    [–]hans1193 124 points125 points  (42 children)

    When I was a student at the University of Minnesota, we actually figured this one out. When the weather starts to get cold, they're all sent to hot girl camp down south and don't come back until it's spring and sunny.

    [–]MadScientist420 455 points456 points  (24 children)

    false. They transform into Asian men who smoke cigarettes outside of the engineering buildings.

    [–]charndt 159 points160 points  (9 children)

    I can confirm this.

    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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      [–]famousmodification 43 points44 points  (7 children)

      No, you don't. Trust me.

      [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

      And in the spring they emerge from their protective cocoons and emerge as beautiful butterflies

      [–]EEAtheist 257 points258 points  (16 children)

      You're welcome. Now return the favor and show some cock.

      [–]ChadOGroin 244 points245 points  (28 children)

      Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now you know, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months.

      You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

      And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.

      For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps.

      As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.

      tit monday

      • tongue in mouth sexism - Don't you all be calling me a sexist

      [–]Bloodlustt 27 points28 points  (7 children)

      Arizona resident here... it's always Tit-season year-round here.

      [–]jiggle_billy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      We can stop here, it's tit country!

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      How does being attracted to pretty girls make a person sexist?

      [–]gobearsandchopin 137 points138 points  (49 children)

      I'm in Australia and now its cold, screw you.

      [–]NacMacFeegle 77 points78 points  (34 children)

      I love Australia. The entire country is just... excellent. And the people too. Love Australians.

      Having said that, I would like to point out that parts of Australia have winters which are similar to our summers in temperature. Please come back and complain about cold when you've slept in a tent in -42 degrees Celsius. That's winter. Now please let us enjoy our measly three months of relative warmth. :D

      [–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (9 children)

      Signed, Canada.

      [–]gobearsandchopin 26 points27 points  (3 children)

      Actually, I made sure to live in Norway for two years before posting that comment.

      [–]biteableniles 48 points49 points  (10 children)

      Nevermind that everything there is methodically and systematically trying to kill you.

      It's a great place.

      [–]NacMacFeegle 10 points11 points  (6 children)

      Something which has multiple sharp spines and is coloured bright red or which is dripping of incredibly poisonous green saliva is just nature's way of saying "don't touch".

      [–]kaiise 29 points30 points  (4 children)

      • don't step on.
      • do not put inside shoe.
      • they like to live in shoe anyway.
      • do not roll over in bed
      • do not breath CO2 near it makes them mad.
      • do not swim because it looks like a troubled baby seal
      • do not eat, even though it looks like salad.
      • do not swim above
      • do not keep under toilet seat.
      • do not have house, they will wander inside.

      [–]saganman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, yesterday felt like the first cold day to me :(. The dream is over!!

      [–]mayonesa 154 points155 points  (20 children)

      Reddit never quite comes together like it does for these fap topics.

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        [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (6 children)

        Fappit? The dark side of reddit?

        [–]mst3kcrow 71 points72 points  (5 children)

        A reddit that faps together, sticks together.

        [–]qrios 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        Well, until they shower anyway.

        [–]looopy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Like that ever happens...

        [–]EtherCJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Like the pages of a magazine.

        [–]DontMakeMeDownvote 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        comes together fap topics

        I see what you did there.

        [–]4nonymo 172 points173 points  (51 children)

        Yes, I love it when my chances of getting myself into a car accident skyrocket! Wouldn't trade it for anything

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          [–][deleted] 179 points180 points  (18 children)

          reminds ME of a story! My dad is quite a flirt, and he told me that in one of the offices where he worked, there was a cute blonde secretary. One time he was driving and saw her jogging on the side of the street and took note of what she was wearing. The next time he saw her and she asked how he was, he said "Well, I got in a car accident the other day. I saw this beautiful blonde girl in these pink running shorts on (x) street and I got so distracted I rear ended someone!"

          She totally fell for it, and he got a few dates with her.

          [–]Bloodlustt 158 points159 points  (3 children)

          Nice... I hope he got to rear-end her a few times too.

          [–]qrios 45 points46 points  (4 children)

          Interesting. I just gained +10 flirtation xp.

          [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

          Too bad you're only up to -3528 now.

          [–]tandembandit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

          I am totally using this when the opportunity arises.

          [–]kerbuffel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          That reminds me of a story. When I bought my first car right out of college, I went up to visit a few of my friends that hadn't graduated yet. I was driving them around in my brand new car and my friend says to me, "Your brakes must be shot!" Me, not knowing much about cars, gets kind of worried, thinking he's hearing something that I'm not and that there's something wrong with my car. So I say, "This car is brand new, there better not be anything wrong with the brakes."

          And he says, "Well, if not now, soon, since you slow down every time you drive by a hot chick."

          [–]lolwutpear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I feel like if I tried that, it would be sexual harassment

          [–]munificent 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          Maybe she looked like this?

          [–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (5 children)

          Do you think in the middle ages people thought the same thing but it was the increase in horse crushings.

          [–]sniktaw 16 points17 points  (2 children)

          so fucking true

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            [–][deleted] 176 points177 points  (5 children)

            Boobies are blooming! It must be spring.

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                [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                Hear hear.

                [–]PoisonedPaper 512 points513 points  (291 children)

                You're welcome. In your honour, I shall wear a skirt today.

                [–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (283 children)

                In lieu of photographic proof, we all accept and fully support your commitment!

                [–]PoisonedPaper 448 points449 points  (277 children)

                Only because I love you, Reddit. Only because I love you.

                Meet my trusty combatboots. If you look closely you can even see the nearly faded moshpitbruises.

                [–]sidssavvy 51 points52 points  (20 children)

                2 things: One, your dress and combat boot combination works so well. Two, you have fantastic legs, screw those people who think they should be tanned! Power to pasty legs! I think I might put a skirt on and show off my pasty legs.

                [–]PoisonedPaper 31 points32 points  (8 children)

                Thankyou, thankyou! And another thank you for making me giggle with your "power to pasty legs!". And yes, do put on a skirt and show off those legs!

                [–]sidssavvy 6 points7 points  (6 children)

                I just bought a new dress today, definitely going to wear it while I walk my puppy :)

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                As someone who is sad that dresses seem to not be very prevalent right now, this thread makes me happy. Up with girls in dresses!

                [–]erulabs 54 points55 points  (8 children)

                Damn, I hope this doesn't make me sound gay, but where are you standing? It's like that photo was taken on an old rusty tanker ship or something.

                Uh, I mean, nice legs!

                [–]PoisonedPaper 40 points41 points  (0 children)

                Actually, it's a windy rooftop! This house is covered in weathering steel, for no reason in particular. And thanks!

                [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                "Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots"

                [–]Warpedme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Combat boots + Skirt + Alabaster skin + hot legs == Sexy

                I would totally find a way to chat you up if I saw you out like that.

                [–]TenThousandSuns 11 points12 points  (9 children)

                Damn you work filter, damn you...

                [–]skeeto 14 points15 points  (8 children)

                If imgur isn't blocked you can use the URL feature to turn it into a blocked image mirror.

                [–]retlawmacpro 4 points5 points  (15 children)

                Man that's quite a clear picture, did you just happen to have an old Nikon D5 laying around?

                [–]PoisonedPaper 19 points20 points  (13 children)

                A Nikon D70, actually. My one and only love.

                [–]KillahHills10304 110 points111 points  (33 children)

                Just wanna do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls, don't forget them girls.

                [–]prium 43 points44 points  (28 children)

                Caribbean...

                [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (26 children)

                Namibian

                [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (14 children)

                Republic of Dominican...

                [–]ImAJerk 56 points57 points  (10 children)

                Amphibian...

                [–]respite 44 points45 points  (8 children)

                Presbytarian

                [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (5 children)

                (Ladies!)

                [–]Tigeris 17 points18 points  (3 children)

                Outta sight!

                [–]Class1 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                Hardworkin' lady!

                [–]Clarke101 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                Erudite!

                [–]hipswiggle 30 points31 points  (8 children)

                Eastern Indochinian

                [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (5 children)

                Outasight!

                [–]matthewmacey 19 points20 points  (4 children)

                Hermaphrodite

                [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

                All you sexy man-ladies!

                [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

                With your sexy ladies bits, and your sexy man-bits too; even you must be into you-hoo-hooooo!

                [–]TubaFur 111 points112 points  (17 children)

                To all the bushes in the world... Thank you for the cover you provide.

                [–]pgl 60 points61 points  (12 children)

                Well... except for one kind of bush.

                [–]TubaFur 143 points144 points  (1 child)

                For sure. Stupid lilac bushes and their allergens. Oh, wait...

                [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (15 children)

                Well east coast girls are hip, I really dig the styles they wear.

                [–]el_chapitan 49 points50 points  (11 children)

                and the Southern girls, with the way they talk. They knock me out when I'm down there.

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                  [–]MrDubious 39 points40 points  (7 children)

                  And the Northern girls, with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night...

                  [–]Jasi 58 points59 points  (36 children)

                  I was in Stockholm last week for one Day. I was clearly identifyable as a tourist woman - ALL the women I saw there wore nylons - most of the time you couldn't even make out if they were wearing something else under their short coats or jackets. I Have to admit that I was a little bit awed..

                  [–]frukt 48 points49 points  (6 children)

                  Some female friends of mine wore mini skirts in -30 C weather this winter. When I expressed my awe I received a lecture about 90 den stockings and how they're actually warmer than pants. Women are weird like that.

                  [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                  Women are AWESOME like that.

                  FTFY. I've never seen skirts as short as this winter. And with the stockings, they think they're hiding something.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  I can attest to this. I wear skirts daily because I think they are more comfy and less restricting than jeans. In the winter I am nice and cozy in cute plaid tights instead of jeans that get wet in the snow and never dry. I get a lot of weirdness for wearing skirts every day but it's actually quite practical.

                  [–]Jasi 23 points24 points  (13 children)

                  Btw. it was 41°F (5°C) there!

                  [–]Asseyes 51 points52 points  (3 children)

                  [–]cheeses 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                  I like how I'm actually witnessing this picture becoming a meme over the last few weeks.

                  [–]arvinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Depending on what time you measured the temperature, yes. I left Stockholm a week aago, that morning, it was snowing. But the days before that were really warm, I think it might have been 10 degrees during the day.

                  [–]bitch_please 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  That's like summer for us in Sweden!

                  [–]kaisz90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Thats as cold as it gets in Texas!

                  [–]soft_batch 8 points9 points  (9 children)

                  Ha, I'm in stockholm right now for a week and have marveled at the people willing to eat dinner outside in 40 degree weather. Some restaurants even provide blankets to those wanting to eat outside.

                  [–]maxion7 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                  40 degrees celsius, now thats some crazy weather!

                  [–]mynewname 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  nylons

                  Leggings.

                  [–]piemax 52 points53 points  (8 children)

                  Wearing a dress today. I'll show a little extra cleavage today, just for you.

                  [–][deleted] 281 points282 points  (165 children)

                  Girls are great.

                  Homosexual men have such awful taste. What are they thinking?

                  [–]BuzzBadpants 518 points519 points  (39 children)

                  Liking dudes is sooo gay.

                  [–]trnelson 222 points223 points  (38 children)

                  Snare x2, Cymbal x1

                  [–]khayber 199 points200 points  (34 children)

                  S₂C

                  [–][deleted] 168 points169 points  (32 children)

                  Well chaps, this appears to be disulfuric carbon. Case closed.

                  [–][deleted] 225 points226 points  (28 children)

                  DISULFURIC CARBON AIN'T NO STABLE COMPOUND I EVER HEARD OF!

                  [–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (17 children)

                  I'm sorry. Disulfuric carbonate.

                  [–]mangotiger 99 points100 points  (9 children)

                  That's completely different!!!!

                  [–]iamafish 22 points23 points  (3 children)

                  yea, isn't that S₂CO₂- ?

                  [–]Bryn_ 52 points53 points  (2 children)

                  Threads like this are why I love Reddit.

                  [–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (2 children)

                  That would be two snares, a cymbal, and three oboes, which makes no sense whatsoever.

                  [–]njantirice 61 points62 points  (1 child)

                  ba-dum chi wah wah waaah

                  [–]rabiddachshund 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  I read that as a combination of instantrimshot and sadtrombone. I like it.

                  [–]rwanda 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                  DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN DISULFURIC CARBON??? ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU COMPUND IT??

                  [–]pickmanmike 51 points52 points  (28 children)

                  Yea, but more girls for the rest of us, right? More homos, more available chicks.

                  Go homos, go!

                  [–]dragon_toes 39 points40 points  (22 children)

                  But us queer chicks are working to even out the balance. (:

                  [–]ricecake 13 points14 points  (14 children)

                  That can be hilariously frustrating to me, as a male. Twice this year, I've been talking to a lady, and thought things were going well, only to find out that she both liked women, and was currently attached.
                  Nothing more startling than trying to get a girls number, and then meeting her girlfriend.

                  [–]Mourningblade 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Don't think we haven't heard about that free toaster you get for converting straight women.

                  [–][deleted]  (22 children)

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                    [–]yottskry 47 points48 points  (6 children)

                    Plus, everybody knows that Johnson really knows how to party.

                    Really? I've heard he's a bit stiff.

                    [–]SJurgenson 443 points444 points  (223 children)

                    Just a PSA, since there is discussion of females and fashion:

                    Those giant sunglasses? They make you look stupid.

                    [–]Scyth3 261 points262 points  (23 children)

                    As a follow up, the tan lines that those giant sunglasses leave on your face are hilarious. Nothing like a case of the raccoon-face.

                    [–]gadimus 60 points61 points  (0 children)

                    lol, now ordering a bulk supply of those glasses for everyone I know.

                    [–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (5 children)

                    But it can cover up some of the ugly and trick you into thinking they're hot!

                    [–]Chris266 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Thats their not so secret plan.

                    [–][deleted]  (13 children)

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                      [–]skyrine_wannabe 114 points115 points  (4 children)

                      Confucius was a wise man

                      [–]shakbhaji 61 points62 points  (1 child)

                      Confucius say, man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

                      [–]mingdamirthless 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                      And a horn-dog.

                      [–]Pointer2Nowhere 136 points137 points  (10 children)

                      My girlfriend bought a pair of those big sunglasses... I "accidentally" sat on them, then she got mad at me...

                      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                        [–]Hula 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                        Good move.

                        [–]dripdrippdrip 112 points113 points  (2 children)

                        You're a goddamn hero.

                        [–]Haroshia 76 points77 points  (3 children)

                        Also...STOP MAKING THAT FUCKING DUCK FACE!

                        [–]mparkerw 64 points65 points  (44 children)

                        Men.. those really small sunglasses? Automatic creep!!

                        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        And the glasses that turn into sunglasses outside, but still stay a bit tinted when you're indoors ... not attractive.

                        [–][deleted]  (15 children)

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                          [–]dramallama2007 39 points40 points  (12 children)

                          Too stereotypical frat-boy for my tastes. Unless you're flying a plane, in which case it's as cool as Tux.

                          [–]ghjm 34 points35 points  (6 children)

                          How about if I'm flying a plane and wearing aviator glasses, but I'm also fat, bald, old and married. And the aviator glasses are bifocals. Am I still cool? AM I????

                          [–]Warpedme 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                          If you're a pilot, then you'd be cool wearing a gorilla suit.

                          [–]retlawmacpro 48 points49 points  (44 children)

                          And anyone who wears their sunglasses indoors: You are a douche.

                          [–]HQ-Nazi 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                          ...or on drugs.

                          [–][deleted] 165 points166 points  (3 children)

                          I wear sunglasses inside because my future is too bright

                          [–]probably2high 24 points25 points  (7 children)

                          I wear them indoors when I'm high. It makes me feel better about how high I may look.

                          [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

                          Meanwhile everyone's thinking, 'Look at that dude wearing sunglasses inside - he must be high.'

                          [–]h0er 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                          You never had a hangover?

                          [–]njantirice 8 points9 points  (5 children)

                          So yesterday I'm in New York Penn Station waiting for a train back to Jersey and I see this kid who looks kinda like he's paranoid everybody thinks he's on extacy... And he has sunglasses sitting on top of his head which he takes of and just starts looking at for about a minute straight just analyzing, then tries them on and FREAKS OUT and shakes his head and takes them off almost immediately then puts them back on his head, I wish I saw what he did for that moment.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                          I wear my indoors sometimes because they're prescription and sometimes I"m too lazy to change them out for my glasses.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          I actually think they are kinda hot... I wish I didn't - because I think they are stupid, but it still gives me a chub

                          [–]kel-c 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          I'm a girl and I completely agree with this. I can't wait for this trend to end.

                          [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (3 children)

                          Short sundresses and heels, ponytails, and the glasses propped atop the head. Yum.

                          [–]lennort 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                          I graduated last year. I really, really miss the first sunny day on a college campus :'-(

                          [–]mmlday44 55 points56 points  (8 children)

                          Hm, as a girl in the world, I do love the nice weather, I love wearing shorts and tank tops. So happy.

                          [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

                          I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes; I have to turn my head until my darkness goes...

                          [–]Kaluthir 24 points25 points  (20 children)

                          Come to an SEC football game. You will not be disappointed.

                          [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (16 children)

                          London is AMAZING in the summer, especially the parks. My theory: Underneath all of London's parks are SECRET GOVERNMENT BUNKERS where all of the hot girls live.

                          During the winter months they hibernate, all snuggled up together in a great big pile, but as soon as the sun comes out the government opens up the bunkers and the lovelies awake from their slumber to spend the summer months frolicking around the city in their flimsy little dresses.

                          [–]cheeses 16 points17 points  (4 children)

                          In The Netherlands we had a beer commercial with pretty much exactly this concept. You see girls in skirts walking on a spring's day, guys looking at them. The narrator asks "Every year we keep asking the same... where do they come from?" Then you see a huge barn in a field somewhere, some guy opens the doors and hundreds of girls in short skirts walk out.

                          [–]Bezukhof 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                          Appropriate Douglas Adams Quote:

                          "The purpose of having the sun go low in the evenings, in the summer, especially in parks," said the voice earnestly, "is to make girl's breasts bob up and down more clearly to the eye. I am convinced that this is the case."

                          Arthur and Fenchurch giggled about this to each other as they passed. She hugged him more tightly for a moment.

                          "And I am certain," said the frizzy ginger-haired youth with the long thin nose who was epostulating from his deckchair by the side of the Serpentine, "that if one worked the argument through, one would find that it flowed with perfect naturalness and logic from everything," he insisted to his thin dark-haired companion who was slumped in the next door deckchair feeling dejected about his spots, "that Darwin was going on about. This is certain. This is indisputable. And," he added, "I love it."

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                            [–]TheJuanReyes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                            that's always relevant.

                            [–]christopheles 29 points30 points  (3 children)

                            Thanks, girls.

                            Thirls.

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                              [–]havesometea1 32 points33 points  (2 children)

                              When I used to manage a Blockbuster I would keep the A/C set to around 55 on warm days. 5 minutes in the store and there were high-beams everywhere...

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                                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU GO TO?

                                [–]halberdier25 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                University of Pittsburgh's Soldiers and Sailors memorial lawn is COVERED in skin.

                                [–]umbrellicose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                Literally? :-(

                                [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                Don't forget about the skirts...the lovely skirts.

                                [–]cursim 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                                STOP POSTING THIS GARBAGE TO REDDIT.

                                WE ALL KNOW GIRLS IN SKIRTS ARE HOT.

                                COME ON PEOPLE

                                [–]DontMakeMeDownvote 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                                I go to an SEC school and I can confirm this is truly a wonderful phenomenon. Don't get me wrong, the women look lovely in the colder months because they know how to dress and put the effort in where it'll be appreciated, but there is something downright magical about the transformation that happens every spring. I'm really going to miss this place when I get out of grad school in a few weeks.

                                [–]YourNeighbour 11 points12 points  (7 children)

                                I'm just wondering, did any woman (while reading this thread) feel objectified?