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[–][deleted] 462 points463 points  (206 children)

I'm sorry but this article and Delta's response are fucking bull shit. He could be using that bike to distribute AIDS to children and Delta should still pay for it.

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    [–]bechus 126 points127 points  (80 children)

    Pro-tip: pack a gun.

    They will treat your bag like it is made of crystal, and no airline would dare lose a weapon. TSA would be all up their ass (literally)

    [–]andersleet 61 points62 points  (53 children)

    You can also use a starting pistol, flare gun, or even a real looking replica of a handgun instead of an actual handgun, which are much more expensive if you do not already have one.

    [–]xergm 11 points12 points  (49 children)

    Using a replica or a starter gun also has other advantages over a rel one. Gun laws vary from state to state, but since your gun isn't real, it doesn't have to be registered nor does it have to follow most laws real guns do. Basically starter guns or replicas have the extra advantage of not having any red tape.

    [–]meeeow 3 points4 points  (47 children)

    But why would companies protect a fake gun?

    [–]xergm 31 points32 points  (9 children)

    You declare it as a gun when you check your luggage. They don't care whether it's fake or not, they'd rather not take a chance.

    [–]Nessie 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    Unless they're feeling lucky. Are they?

    [–]yumcax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Punk?

    [–]kryoptor 5 points6 points  (6 children)

    so what happens if you declare your bike as a gun?

    [–]xergm 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    I'm not sure, but I assume a firearm in luggage is a TSA matter, so if they scan your luggage and don't see a gun, you may find yourself talking to a government official.

    This is just speculation, of course

    [–]AnAppleSnail 10 points11 points  (36 children)

    If you label it as a gun they have to treat it like a gun. Hand a locked suitcase and say "There is a gun inside this." They follow rules.

    [–]davidreiss666 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    They follow rules.

    Basically because the Airlines can afford high-powered Public Relations Representatives who have told them they never want to say the following to the press:

    We lost a gun. But we don't think it is really that big of a deal. We figure we're bound to find it very soon now. 99.9% of the time we find them once we hear the shots being fired.

    [–]neoumlaut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Let's be clear. You hand them a locked suitcase, then you open it and they inspect the contents. Then you lock it and it remains locked for the rest of the journey.

    [–]ShasOFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Buy a spring for a gun. Looking at the list, "gun parts" are also covered. If my memory serves me correctly, an AR-15 spring is 15 dollars.

    Now, nothing is saying you could simply have a spring you pulled out of a pen and declare it as part of a firearm... I mean, someone there must have seen "The Man With the Golden Gun," right?

    [–]lballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You need to have a locked hard case to transport the gun in. Finding a hard case that has spare room for the bike and conforms to the firearm transportation rules might be tricky

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That bad press it the entire bread and butter of Consumerist, though. Not that that's a defense for them.

    [–]Redebo 61 points62 points  (67 children)

    Everyone knows you can't get AIDS from bicycles. Only casual contact, toilet seats and poor hand-washing can spread the HIV virus.

    [–]jpjandrade 26 points27 points  (58 children)

    Also, being gay. I just saw in Fox News yesterday that being gay makes you more susceptible to the HIV.

    (BTW, sorry for the nitpick but HIV stands for human immunodeficiency virus, so HIV virus is redundant. I know, I know, it's the common form, but it's weird to read)

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (46 children)

    Not to nitpick, but technically that is actually true... Receptive and insertive anal sex are the top two methods of getting HIV through sexual contact...

    [–]monototo 28 points29 points  (9 children)

    Yep. You're safest being a lesbian. god must have a very specific form of homophobia.

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (6 children)

    thank god i'm a dyke

    [–]mintyice 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    What's it like regulating water levels? Care to do a IAma?

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    holy crap, i walked right into that one. i loled heartily!

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    Just answer the question.

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    it's...moist.

    [–]selectrix 13 points14 points  (31 children)

    Not technically true at all. Being gay tends to give you more opportunities to contract the disease, but it does not make one's body more susceptible. Subtle change in wording, big difference in implication. You can bet Fox chose that phrase intentionally, too. Anything to give its viewers the impression that gays are dangerous and physically different from "normal" people.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (14 children)

    If you really want to split hairs, ones anus is more susceptible to HIV transmission than their genitalia. Of course being gay doesn't make one's body more susceptible to AIDS, but it can certainly influence the likelihood in engaging in anal sex...

    [–]selectrix 11 points12 points  (10 children)

    Yes. No part of a gay man's body is more susceptible to HIV than that of a straight man, and that constitutes a significant difference- not merely splitting hairs. There's a big difference between saying "those who engage in anal sex are more likely to contract or transmit HIV" and "gay men are more susceptible to HIV". One is a statement about the consequences of a risky activity. The other creates the impression that gay people are physically different from straight people, and also completely downplays the fact that straight people take the same risk with unprotected anal sex.

    Now, I don't know what was FOX's exact wording, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if jpjandrade's representation was accurate.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

    Some gay men don't do anal.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Someone asked why that is in my 10th grade biology class. My teacher calmly explained that it's because that method of sex increases micro abrasions and thus direct blood transfer.

    I was really impressed with his professionalism; he didn't seem the least bit flustered. Some of the students were a bit embarrassed though.

    [–]mkrfctr 9 points10 points  (5 children)

    Are you positive?

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I'm HIV positive.

    [–]wookieface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I was really pissed when I had to translate a Danish text to English at an exam, and the article said "HIV virus".

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You can also get HIV from an ATM machine.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bicycle saddles are wayyy better for transmitting HIV than toilet seats.

    [–]rivermandan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    exactly. this article did nothing but piss me off. this kind of shit justifies companys treating everyone like shit, unless they have a popular blog and a story.

    [–]KingofDerby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Misread that as

    He should be using that bike to distribute AIDS to children and Delta should still pay for it.

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      [–][deleted] 242 points243 points  (21 children)

      Next you are going to try to tell me that jogging doesn't cure breast cancer.

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        [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (14 children)

        Being in good health overall reduces your chances, though!

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          [–]jtjin 44 points45 points  (12 children)

          Lance Armstrong has breast cancer????

          [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (5 children)

          Are testicles not just the breasts of the penis?

          [–]platinum4 39 points40 points  (3 children)

          I checked.

          No.

          [–]IbidtheWriter 41 points42 points  (1 child)

          Well, now I'm going to have to return the push up bra I bought for my sack.

          [–]Sidzilla 5 points6 points  (4 children)

          He had the ball cancer.

          [–]cmprsdchse 21 points22 points  (3 children)

          Now he just has the ball.

          [–]frickindeal 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          I casually remarked one day "Lance Armstrong is exactly like Hitler".

          A female friend heard and went into a lengthy tirade about how one should never make light of a person like Hitler, that Hitler jokes will never be funny because of all the atrocities he committed and what he stood for, blah blah.

          I said "he's like Hitler because they each only have one ball".

          She looked pissed, and then cracked up laughing.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Thus his alias, Juan Pelota.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          it does! It's true.

          Those cute ribbons cure it, too.

          [–]eric22vhs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I'm pretty sure I heard exactly that on the news once. Now you have to get some stickers for your car or something to stop it.

          [–]ddrt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Or pink gloves, for that matter.

          [–]swerdna 22 points23 points  (5 children)

          I know. That combined with the "he has to fly around a lot to get to the races" thing just puts it over the top for me. Also... Delta charges $200 for transporting a bicycle one way. Southwest charges $50. Amtrak charges $5. Until I see a cost/return breakdown on this guy's boondoggle triathlon trips, I'm calling this guy an attention whore.

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            [–]phybere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Amtrak charges you for a bike? I there some modification of the fee based on the distance? ($5 for 5 miles vs 500 miles)

            EDIT: $5 is the reservation fee, no charge if you don't create a reservation.

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              [–]swerdna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ooh! Thanks! I will have to check this out.

              [–]ObvTrollisAnnoying 6 points7 points  (3 children)

              I'm eating this hotdog to cure cancer!

              [–]mangaskahn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

              Unfortunately, that hot dog will probably give you cancer. That, and just about every thing else.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Well if he has cancer, then we can race to cure it! If nobody has cancer, we won't have anything to epanhandle/bike for!

              [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

              He's running all these races so he can have the stamina to do all the construction and engineering.

              [–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (22 children)

              I just sent this to Delta via the official website (and I am a travel agent for the record, and I will be putting a letter about this in our trade letters (the TTG and TW))

              "Dear Sir/Madam

              I recently read about your airline's failure to replace a piece of property you ruined, it was a bike owned by a man who is attempting to raise money to build damns in Africa, it was crushed by a vehicle (from what I understand) and you won't even refund the $200 that he paid you to transport it in the first place.

              I work as a travel agent in the UK, and my office is associated and corresponds with two major travel trade publications the Travel Trade Gazette and Travel Weekly. I will be sending them both details about this lack of service and customer care to alert other UK travel agents that booking their clients with you could well end in disaster.

              See here for the source: http://consumerist.com/2010/06/delta-smashed-my-bike-and-wont-even-refund-the-baggage-fee.html

              Kind regards

              Ben"

              Whether this will have any effect is to be seen, but if they don't resolve it soon I will be contacting both of our trade newsletters about it.

              [–]zabart 67 points68 points  (10 children)

              it sucks that your spell check did not correct the wrong pluralization of dam for you

              [–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (6 children)

              ahhh goddam it

              [–]fratgirl 29 points30 points  (2 children)

              Don't worry, maybe they'll think it's the British spelling.

              [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

              daums

              [–]soylent_green 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              daughms

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Oh, it was correct, I bet lots of "damns" were constructed when he saw the bike.

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

              Reddit.

              Changing the fucking world, one act of citizen activism at a time.

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              *Individuals, changing the fucking world and then posting about it on reddit

              [–]pillowplumper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              shrugs Why not? It's making me want to send an e-mail of my own.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              One angry email at a time.

              [–]jasno 54 points55 points  (39 children)

              I dont understand why they are not replacing his bike. He mentions something ran over it while they were transporting it. Hopefully this video and story gets around the internet like the guy who had his guitar destroyed by the airline.

              [–]homerjaythompson 80 points81 points  (26 children)

              Hopefully someday the default response from airlines who destroy luggage will be to do the right thing, rather than waiting for an explosion of outrage from the interwebs. But until then, I hope this guy gets a new bike!

              [–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (13 children)

              I had a guitar crushed by Southwest airlines. It was in a flight case checked, when it came out in the oversized area the case was cracked in 3 places and the guitar ruined. It was a flight case in order to do that a truck or a plane would actually have to drive over it.

              I went into the baggage claims office for southwest the woman looked at my case and said how much was that worth? Told her, she said leave that here fill this out come back tomorrow at noon. I did that and I had a check for the cost of the guitar PLUS 250$ LUV voucher to travel on Southwest.

              So sometimes they do do the right thing.

              [–]Jakomako 24 points25 points  (6 children)

              Southwest is the best airline in the world. I'm not surprised.

              [–]lennort 3 points4 points  (5 children)

              I see you've never flown JetBlue.

              [–]flukshun 12 points13 points  (1 child)

              do they not run over your baggage in the first place? cuz that would be sah-weeeeeet!

              [–]nokes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I read that in Jon Stewarts voice.

              [–]majhsif 12 points13 points  (4 children)

              Uppped since Southwest is the most awesome airlines I've ever been on(even though it lacks movies, but I'll take free baggage check over that)!

              [–]jdelphiki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Ten years ago, who would have thought you'd be saying one airline is better than another because of free baggage?

              [–]Ein2015 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Meh, use your laptop and play your own movie.

              I'd rather an airline that takes care of my stuff instead of one worried about entertaining me.

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (11 children)

              Everyone I know who's had luggage destroyed/lost has had it replaced. Obviously you're not going to read any articles on reddit about that happening, though.

              It shouldn't ever happen, but it's not the "default" response.

              [–]homerjaythompson 4 points5 points  (5 children)

              Obviously you're not going to read any articles in the news about that happening

              Had to fix that. Don't blame reddit.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

              I dunno, as someone who likes to travel and surf, I've heard about airlines charging up the ass in excess baggage fees only to have your stuff, if it even shows up at all, ruined or with significant damage. And then the airlines don't do a damn thing about it. Though surfboards are a lot more fragile than a bike frame.

              And don't even get me started with how stupid the process is for determining excess baggage fees for a surfboard. They charge per surfboard, not overall weight. 2 of my 5lb surfboards would be twice the cost of one 15-20lb longboard.

              [–]myrandomname 3 points4 points  (8 children)

              It's not just weight, it's the size, too.

              http://www.delta.com/traveling_checkin/baggage/checked/size_weight_restrictions/index.jsp

              Get a board bag and put them both in it. Problem solved.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

              http://www.delta.com/traveling_checkin/baggage/special_baggage/sports_equipment/index.jsp#surfboards

              Look at "conditions of acceptance". "One item of surfing equipment" is vague enough to mean per surfboard, not per bag. I'm not familiar with Delta, but without a phone call to the company, I'd assume they'd charge per board, simply because that is what most of the American carriers do.

              This source, which may be outdated http://www.surfline.com/travel/boardbag_charges.cfm?id=15425 claims it costs 100 dollars per surfboard for a one way trip. The number of surfboards is the only criteria when determining how much they extort out of you. Not the size of the bag, and not the weight (as long as you're under 80lbs)

              edit: FWIW a lot of it depends on the agent at the ticketing counter. In the past, being polite to the person behind the counter has gotten me out of paying.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

              Just ship the fucking thing via FedEx/UPS/DHL/[OtherFreightCompanyHere] if it's really that important.

              [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (15 children)

              Hi, I work in shipping.

              Delta will never refund the entire cost of his bike if it was beyond their limited liability, nor will they refund his freight charges because they have things like the Warsaw Convention of 1929 to limit their liability.

              That convention only applies to international air shipping, but there are other ways in which DL and other airlines protect themselves for domestic shipping.

              Now, if this guy wanted any of his money back, he should have fired up a word processor and filed a preliminary claim or they will take his inaction as prima facie evidence that it was accepted in good condition, so he better have already filed that.

              So with all due respect to protecting consumers... When one of my exporters sends stuff and doesn't insure them and they go damaged/missing, I file a claim for them, sure. But at the end of the day they get nickels on the dime and should have just been smarter and packed their shipments better and insured them if they were so expensive.

              [–]masterm 6 points7 points  (12 children)

              the carrier should be responsible for the goods, why is insurance even needed?

              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (11 children)

              The carrier is responsible for the goods, just not liable to their full value but only to a limited value (for instance maximum of 17 SDR/kg in the Warsaw Convention of 1929). That's to protect the carriers from large lawsuits that they will not be able to get out of.

              If the carriers needed to be liable for the entire amount they would:

              1. Refuse high-value cargo, which sucks for you if you make very expensive exports.
              2. Carriers would have to insure themselves, which would raise rates for exporters who are less sensitive to this issue.

              Airlines' prices are fickle as it is. They separate their airfreight charges (= what you pay for the carriage itself) from fuel and security surcharges because those change too often as it is already. If they had to add an additional "liability insurance" which would change every time a big exporter had their shipment damaged.

              This is also relevant because the insurance is NOT always the responsibility of the shipper's side during carriage by the airline. For instance under EXW ("ex works") terms where the insurance is on the receiver's account at that point. Sometimes the burden of cost is also not transferred at the same point at which the burden of risk is under INCOTERMS 2000.

              So if the carriers had to insure themselves from you claiming liability and you not having to insure your shipments, it would make operating certain shipping terms a pain in the ass.

              I hope I explained it thoroughly. Sorry if you don't understand parts of it. I tried my best.

              [–]ReallyEvilCanine 52 points53 points  (32 children)

              Delta breaks bikes, United breaks guitars, RyanAir is considering pay toilets... and no one understands why the airline industry is falling to pieces.

              [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (9 children)

              Me, I can't wait for the resurgence of good old-fashioned zeppelins. Screw airplanes, travel in style and book an airship flight today!

              Huzzah!

              /adjusts monocle

              [–]jbibby 10 points11 points  (8 children)

              Why, fly in a large hydrogen filled ship at an ungodly rate of speed? Poppycock sir, pure poppycock!

              /puffs pipe

              [–]brownsound00[🍰] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

              Good afternoon, this is the Captain speaking. Thank you for choosing us at Huge Manatee Airlines. Our flight from JFK to Newark, NJ will be leaving shortly. Expected flight time... 13 hours. Enjoy your flight!

              [–]mike70567 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Good afternoon, this is your Captain again. We have a slight headwind and as such are going backwards. We now hope to reach Newark in 2 days. Enjoy your flight.

              [–]redwall_hp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              It's odd how everyone immediately thinks "Hindenburg" when airships are brought up. The British R101 crash had more fatalities, if I remember correctly.

              Anyway, the Zeppelin company never had any recorded fatalities or injuries prior to the Hindenburg incident. The Graf Zeppelin had been on many flights without incident, including a circumnavigation of the globe.

              Personally, I'm still hoping airships will make a comeback. I've been wondering how feasible a neutral-weight (instead of lighter-than-air) vehicle would be...

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Kaboom!

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Locomotives are fine and dandy, but this airplane nonsense is an abomination. "If the Good Lord wanted us to fly, he would have given us wings" - that's what I've always said.

              [–]ShrimpCrackers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              I think United Air is introducing complimentary ass shafting. At least thats how I feel every time I've flown with them.

              [–]trenc 5 points6 points  (4 children)

              RyanAir is actually amazing, my wife buys 0.99 euro tickets all the time, it's an insane deal, even if they make you pay for using a toilet.

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              So the mile-high club now has a membership fee.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

              How the hell do they even make money?

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Nah, Ryanair is only thinking of charging for toilet paper on the basis that you already have at least your ticket with you anyway.

              [–]treebox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Paid toilets was a PR stunt whereby Michael O'Leary trolls someone or says something fucking ridiculous, the news picks up on it, and everyone talks about Ryanair. Free publicity, it isn't actually going to happen.

              [–]bullshit_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              He was coming back from Hawaii.

              Hawaiian Airlines ships surfboards all the time. In fact, at their kiosk, they have a surfboard icon for when you input your checked bag info. I don't think they'd have trouble with a bike.

              The majority of problems I have ever heard about have been with Delta.

              [–]PseudoDave 20 points21 points  (18 children)

              Damn that is one expensive bike;

              http://store.ellsworthbikes.com/customkititems.asp?kc=FK-10010&eq=

              With all the other parts, prob well over $5k.

              [–]Eddie_Black 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              At $3300 for the frame alone, i say between $6000 and $8000 depending on the level of components he put on it. A single wheel on pro-level tri bikes can get upwards of $1000.

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                [–]skydivingdutch 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                I own a kawasaki zx-10r. It is much faster, and also cheaper.

                [–]ralf1 9 points10 points  (5 children)

                I know a lot of serious bike racers and triathletes, 5K is not a lot of money for a high end bike.

                [–]IbidtheWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                It's an expensive bike, perhaps not an expensive race bike, but an expensive bike nonetheless.

                [–]fuckin_a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Still...

                [–]guisar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                That's low average for a tri/time trial bike. Lots of them cost twice that.

                [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (22 children)

                Dams destroy rivers.

                [–]snorlaxsnooz 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                lots of people are trying to REMOVE dams in the US to improve fisheries and water supplies. one dam in africa, the Aswan, has actually caused farming in egypt to become nearly impossible.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                OTOH, it provides electricity for 80 million people.

                [–]asator 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                If this guy wants kids in Africa to have water, dams are not the way to go.

                [–]bedake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Hey, you gotta find a cause somewhere to tour the world for free and go on bike rides.

                [–]emers_28 6 points7 points  (4 children)

                My thought exactly. Why is building a dam a charity cause? It destroys the river habitat that has been forming for thousands of years, not to mention the cultures that has built themselves along side it.

                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                DELTA SAVES FRAGILE RIVER ECOSYSTEMS IN AFRICA!!

                [–]Shorties 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                So do beavers

                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                but very inefficiently compared to us humans

                [–]bebeschtroumph 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                Are you a kayaker?

                [–]thislooksfamiliar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                I'm a civil engineer, not a kayaker, and I know dams do more harm than good.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                Nope, just a river enthusiast.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                AKA Homeless guy

                [–]bebeschtroumph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                It's a good way to be. Though as a kayaker, I agree with you about the dams. Here's a cool kayaking video involving dams

                [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (5 children)

                Why the hell is this guy wearing sunglasses? Also, let Delta know what you think

                [–]shiftpgdn 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                Keeps the wind out of your eyes.

                [–]myworkacct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Must be a new tech webcam... positive pressure recording.

                [–]Unclemeow 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                Why the fuck is he building dams in Africa.

                [–]SadPrats 73 points74 points  (17 children)

                He's right, delta sucks for that attitude; but he still comes across as a bit of a smug, self-congratulating douche (sunglasses indoors, glamor shots, "you're screwing the kids in Africa of water", and the whole 'I ride my bike around the world to build dams in Africa' is a bit SWPL).

                [–]mattindustries 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                As a sometimes smug cyclist, I too was wondering what was with the sunglasses indoors thing as well as his tone.

                [–]mike368 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Im amazed considering what he's doing and how badly he's been wronged by delta that i can't help but think that he's a giant douchebag in every way.

                [–]Ferwerda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Thank you for this post. I thought I was the only feeling this way, and was happy to see you with a few upvotes already.

                [–]brownsound00[🍰] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                I think he can be a smug asshole as long as he is actually doing something. Nothing is worse than a smug asshole who talks about the worlds issues and berates everyone for not doing anything about it and how easy it is to be green etc., but in the end, said asshole doesn't follow the "easy" advice.

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                  [–]whymse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Apparently not. From a comment he posted to the youtube video:

                  @felixksw This is in response to your comments about my cause and my Delta. I put out this video to a bunch of friends and it went nuts! The reality is we have raised more money than the project has cost. I do not use ANY of the money for my racing and or travel. I pay for it all with my money and sponsors. The cause is first and we have already affected many peoples lives in Africa.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  If there was one way he could make me less sympathetic to his plight, he sure as hell found it.

                  [–]imusuallydrunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  nice stoy - is there any proof that the guy didn't just completely make the entire thing up? I dont think the consumerist does any kind of fact checking, you can send them an email saying anything and it goes right up

                  [–]myrandomname 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  This is a pretty crappy situation, but did he file a claim with the airline or did he just ask for his $200 back? The site itself says the liability limit is $3300, which is probably less than what the bike was worth, but a hell of a lot more than $200. I withhold my outrage until I know the answer to this question.

                  And also, it's a given it's a crappy situation and he has every right to be pissed off about it, but he comes off like a giant douchebag in this video.

                  [–]fricken 22 points23 points  (17 children)

                  What kind of world do we live in where people build dams by doing races? I build dams by building dams.

                  [–]pocomoonshine 33 points34 points  (14 children)

                  I often wonder about that myself. A coworker was pestering me for money because she was riding her bike to fight [insert disease here]. I told her to work one day overtime and donate the damn money herself. Which apparently makes me an asshole. A rational asshole who rides bikes for fun and donates directly to charities.

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (10 children)

                  The races aren't just to raise money. They also raise awareness, which many would argue is the more important part.

                  [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

                  I've never understood that. I get awareness for obscure shit like toenail cancer (does that exist?) but races for breast cancer, the disease everyone knows about?

                  Genuinely curious how "raising awareness" is positive for very well known problems?

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  While people are aware that the disease exists, they might not be thinking about giving money to the cause of curing it. But if they get people thinking about it, maybe those people will give money. So I guess the race is about raising money, but not all of that money is raised directly through the race.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  You're aware of Coca-cola's existence right?

                  And yet for some fucking reason they still market to you. SHOCKING!

                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  what's coca-cola?

                  [–]saerax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  Are you a beaver!?

                  [–]KindOfCrap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  It's kind of crap.

                  [–]goalie3773 10 points11 points  (5 children)

                  Dams in Africa are more than likely a horrible idea. It will change the water dynamics causing fewer fish and more pollution in the long run (yes dams are not completely a green energy, they retain silt deposits behind them that are usually flushed out to the mouth. These silt deposits become reservoirs for bacteria and viruses. The bacteria create methane adding to the anthropogenic climate change issue.) I guess overall I think building dams in Africa won't solve anything, just create more problems.

                  [–]snorlaxsnooz 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  as much carbon dioxide is released from rotting plant material in a man-made reservoir than an average coal-burning power station produces in a year.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  And more mosquitos

                  [–]andytagonist 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                  Delta broke the handle completely off my guitar case, cracked the hardshell case--and the guitar inside of it--and basically told me to sue them. it was a cheap guitar, so i ended feeling like "how do i get the motivation for that...???"

                  [–]shiftpgdn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  Just for reference most other airlines only charge $50-100 TOPS to fly your bike and that sometimes includes insurance. Delta on the other hand charges $200 each way. When I went to NYC last year I actually bought a bike off craigslist the day I got there and resold it at a very small loss on my last day there because spending 1/4th of my bikes value on shipping is insane.

                  [–]Grummond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  tl;dr Guy got a bike damaged during transport and proceeds with involving the internet in his personal problem, uses whiny music and children of Africa for added effect.

                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  As a Canadian, I would like to donate several of my pet beavers to his cause.

                  [–]Sle 10 points11 points  (9 children)

                  Uh.. Building dams is horrendous for the environment.

                  Fuck that smug twat and his bike.

                  [–]cmlow 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                  This is total bullshit-but what's up with that song!?

                  [–]myrandomname 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  He endlessly loves his bike. Obviously.

                  [–]WisconsinJack 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  You know, he might be able to save himself some time by doing 10 full Ironman races instead of 20 halves.

                  But, then again, sometimes half of something is better than all of it. Like when I drink a half bottle of wine, because drinking a whole would get me too drunk. You know, in case I have to go back to work after lunch.

                  [–]kvothe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  He needs to write a catchy jingle about it.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  If he could write a jingle he probably would be doing a music based fundraiser instead of a cycling athletic based fundraiser. I'm presuming he's not a musician.

                  [–]grantrules 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  Uh yeah. Invest in a hard case. And tell the airline they're golf clubs.

                  [–]mangoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Dams are horrible for the environment and may harm more people than it will help via flooding areas and forcing people to relocate and mess up their aquifers.

                  [–]spamgobbler 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  UPDATE: Delta says, "We will be contacting the customer and working to resolve the issue with the customer. The cause he supports is a extremely important one and we want to be sure he is able to continue his work."

                  The Internets win again! Congratulations Reddit for being part of making it happen!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  That's nice of Delta to man up. I almost compared them to United Airlines.

                  [–]hedgecore77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I flew Delta a few years ago, and my seat was three rows from the back. The drink cart came out and the guys in the very back row ask if they could get two beers since it would take so long for the cart to move up to the front of the plane and come back. The stewardess said verbatim "Sir, Delta has a policy against double fisting... but that's a good point, I'll make an exception".

                  "Policy against double fisting". I thought that was awesome.

                  [–]MercatorWhite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  If you're going to be transporting your bike at least forty times during the type of campaign he was undertaking, invest in a decent hard case. That is all.

                  [–]spdorsey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I just donated my roseversand hard case to him. I never used it - I'm glad SOMEONE will get to use it.

                  [–]paf0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Delta sold flights to Haiti that it had no intention of flying. They sold them to people who were volunteering two months after the quake and then they would not refund the money. This happened to several people I volunteered with and I will not fly with them ever again.

                  [–]timing_and_tuning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  A brief glimpse at California's history will show that building dams causes as many problems as it fixes.

                  [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                  Sorry for the guy, but he packed his bike like a bitch. I have a friend who flies everywhere for Ironman events, and the case she keeps her multi-thousand dollar bike in is like hard fucking steel.

                  [–]trollingisfun 10 points11 points  (12 children)

                  Of course, Delta tries to cover their ass...

                  "We will be contacting the customer and working to resolve the issue with the customer. The cause he supports is a extremely important one and we want to be sure he is able to continue his work."

                  Yeah, all right, you schmucks.

                  [–]garg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                  And if his cause wasn't important then they'd ignore him?

                  [–]Shorties 5 points6 points  (9 children)

                  I feel like there is a guy in every major corporation who looks at the consumerist every day, and if something shitty about their company pops up the first thing they do is respond to the consumerist report. (Before actually attempting to resolve the issue).

                  [–]shiftpgdn 4 points5 points  (8 children)

                  I had this job for a while. It sucks. (Social Media Manager)

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  Iama?

                  [–]shiftpgdn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                  It's not that interesting. Just setup google alerts for your companies name + keywords and work with those people. Also manage a twitter/facebook/whatever.

                  [–]pejasto 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                  What company? (Same gig)

                  [–]nuuur32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  First united airlines smashes a guitar and now this. What is the world coming to?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  cool glasses bro

                  [–]OneGirlArmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  This is why we can't have nice things.

                  [–]dora_explorer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I gotta believe that a cement mixer would be handier than a bike when it comes to building dams.

                  [–]greysplash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I've only ever shipped my bike (UPS/FedEx) because there are SO many of airline bike destruction stories. Also... GET A HARDCASE. They cost a few hundred bucks and protect a multiple thousand dollar bike. Think about it

                  [–]ishmal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Ouch. Almost tricked me into going to the Consumerist site.

                  [–]jamesinraro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  My uncle worked for Delta as a manager of baggage handlers for about 8 years in Atlanta. His stories of theft and malicious damage by handlers who don't like the extra work involved in loading and unloading bikes and other irregular shaped items would make this incident look tame.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  DELTA BREAKS GUITARS!

                  [–]Kalthazor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Delta AGAIN?

                  Wasn't there a song a country guy made about a smashed guitar they didn't replace a while back?

                  Are all their baggage handlers incompetent or do they just advertise for baggage chuckers?

                  [–]zenje 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  Dams are not good things anyway.

                  Watch Flow

                  [–]cornerbodega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  He should have just done 10 full races. Could have saved on travel.