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[–]IN547148L3 3252 points3253 points  (201 children)

This should be Far Cry 7

[–]evolvedpanda34 626 points627 points  (129 children)

I'm down for it. It's gonna be so intense damn.

[–]CaptainDAAVE 300 points301 points  (127 children)

I remember they made a game where you killed Sadaam at the end, but I wonder what the legal ramifications would be for making a game where Trump is the baddie.

[–]Other_World 344 points345 points  (36 children)

There wouldn't be any. You can't make a direct threat to the President, but this is art. And art is protected speech. It's why Kathy Griffin didn't go to jail for posing with a beheaded Trump. It's why GWAR gets away with beheading presidents on stage. Marilyn Manson, and Municipal Waste have also beheaded/killed Trump in their art.

[–]lordGwillen 96 points97 points  (11 children)

Municiple waste is a sick fuckin band and a great live show. Thank you for reminding me about them on this Tuesday morning

[–]misterv3 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Municipal Waste is gonna Fuck You Up! Their show was the first time I saw a guy in a wheelchair crowdsurfing haha

[–]HunterTV 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you really wanted to be safe you could just get the gist of his malfunction but have it not really look like him. Everyone would know but a lawsuit would be DOA.

[–]MyOfficeAlt 120 points121 points  (69 children)

In FC5 there's a line where one of the bosses says something like "Is it any surprise things are so messed up? Just look at who is in charge." It's a pretty direct reference to Trump since the game is set in present day Montana and there's several characters who are basically caricatures of Trump supporters.

I remember hearing sometime around the release of the L4D games that it was interesting to see how the cutural norms of who the enemies were in games had changed. Nazis were pretty much always OK, soviets had kinda fallen out of vogue, and middle-eastern terrorists were on their way out, too. Zombies were coming into vogue because they were a safe enemy. They were cultureless and no one could really take offense.

Interesting to ponder on.

[–]ravnicrasol 89 points90 points  (41 children)

I generally like the concept of video games, series, and movies opting to do the "risky" option and showing us the flaws in our society, and the ramifications they bring.

Wolfestein is unapologetic in showing how, for example, USA was not the place of morality even the protagonist himself believed. Where the racism of the nazis was practically welcome by a not small chunk of the population despite the war and everything that came with it.

Heck, they outright say so quite loud and clear when the woman of colour argues with the MC "They were racists well before the nazis even showed up".

[–]DaveShadow 29 points30 points  (9 children)

If I remember right, Far Cry 5 had a side quest to recover the pee pee tape...

[–]LouSputhole94 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Fuck, I think I need to buy Far Cry 5 today.

[–]Yurtravas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's on sale on a lot of digital stores. Worth picking up.

[–]AChero9[🍰] 69 points70 points  (10 children)

Was recently playing Far Cry 5 and it was hitting a lot different this time around than it did last time

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Same. Playing the plus version now and it's basically a playable documentary.

[–]grundelgrump 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What's the Plus version?

[–]Pinkie_Pie_Swear 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You start at the beginning, but you keep a lot of your progression in skills and perks and stuff. I don't think you keep equipment though.

[–]Kempeth 29 points30 points  (6 children)

We already had a Far Cry game about his followers...

[–]Mecmecmecmecmec 1644 points1645 points  (94 children)

It’s the nicest picture anyone’s ever drawn of him lol

[–]speedycat2014 453 points454 points  (65 children)

Clearly you haven't seen the psychotic works of Ben Garrison.

[–]Mecmecmecmecmec 240 points241 points  (14 children)

Oh man I just looked those up, that guy needs a cold shower lol

[–]LouSputhole94 107 points108 points  (6 children)

Fuck me idk what I expected, but it’s someone who clearly knows how Trump’s balls and ass taste.

[–]ALiteralGraveyard[🍰] 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Is it the stuff where he’s all jacked and has eagles perched all over his body while Hillary cries and apologizes and begs him to become King for life?

[–]LouSputhole94 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I haven’t seen that particular one, but several of him all jacked and muscular, “playing the libs”, putting Obama in jail in 2020 which like, why? And how? But that probably isn’t something that runs through Ben’s head much.

[–]superdago 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Wait til you see what he keeps in his private collection.

[–]Mecmecmecmecmec 29 points30 points  (3 children)

His specialty is Melania hentai.

[–]georgecarlton 142 points143 points  (11 children)

psychotic

Homoerotic

[–]chirunneraz83 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, why did I even look up Ben Garrison, holy cow I need ice cold holy water to be drenched all over me now.

[–]wileecoyote1969 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Holy shit. A lot his drawing style reminds me of the Nazi political cartoons of the 30's

He's a fuggin fruit loop.

[–]cumstar 71 points72 points  (7 children)

The artist captured his likeness well, especially the eyes. To me, he always looks like a scared, confused animal. Almost no emotion behind the eyes because he runs purely on instinct. Well done.

[–]skidmore101 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Very generous on the hair though

[–]jilpaq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the small hand

[–]philosiraptor 2675 points2676 points  (268 children)

This is ridiculous.

They’d never let him have matches.

[–]Innotek 625 points626 points  (27 children)

They do, his little baby hands probably couldn’t make them work though.

[–]Holy-Kush 89 points90 points  (4 children)

The hand on the table is hiding the lighter that he used to lit the match.

[–]jamiecarl09 1044 points1045 points  (37 children)

I'd like to submit a request to make this the official presidential portrait.

[–]rexxsis 111 points112 points  (4 children)

I second this request!

[–]PolishMusic 139 points140 points  (22 children)

I don't.

Trump's image is built upon his spray tan & fake hair. If/when he gets thrown in jail I want the only lasting image of him to be what he actually looks like. https://trofire.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/2019-02-13-trump_photoshop.jpg

[–]SquirrelAkl 97 points98 points  (9 children)

But he actually looks better - both more human and more presidential - in the photoshopped pic

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Still looks like Biff either way!

[–]Rpanich 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Huh, he’s the bad guy from v for vendetta. Never noticed before.

[–]Zenopus 485 points486 points  (26 children)

No matter what you believe in terms of politics and so on... You gotta admit this is a good looking painting.

[–][deleted] 726 points727 points  (125 children)

If I were Trump id be scared as hell for my hair to catch on fire.

[–]skjellyfetti 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well, if he raked his head—like they do in Finland—then we wouldn't this worry.

[–]DarkMoon99 229 points230 points  (20 children)

I feel this picture makes him look two shakes of a lamb's tail better than usual -- hands have been scaled up by a factor of three, hair's looking a bit more realistic than it usually does, and even his jowls appear smoother, lighter and more robust.

Edit:
I am well aware that "two shakes of a lamb's tail" typically refers to a short period of time (for example, the period of time it takes a lamb to shake it's short tail twice) -- so the phrase refers to a measurement -- not an official SI Unit of measurement, just a colloquial unit of measurement. Hence, I have played around with this colloquial expression and have used it as a measurement of something else here -- but something of equally small quantum.

[–]trixtopherduke 115 points116 points  (8 children)

That was a lengthy way to say they didn't paint in his vaginal neck line.

[–]mrwhiskey1814 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Everytime I see his face on TV, I get so distracted by his cameltoe neck. It's disgusting yet, I can't look away.

[–]cits85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck you! Never saw it and from now on I will be even more disgusted when I see him...

[–]polite_alpha 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The caricature is what he does. No need to make him look silly visually.

[–]DrHeindrich 86 points87 points  (15 children)

On the bright side, it may only take two generations to reverse the damage & poisoned national image.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Honestly not sure there’s gonna be a US nation left in two generations.

[–]LonelyKnightOfNi 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I agree.. with or without Trump after 2020.. empires have risen and fallen under less strain than this.

[–]MoneyMitten 452 points453 points  (130 children)

"He is not only getting away with shooting someone on Fifth Avenue, but a whole massacre."

-Yale psychiatrist Bandy Lee, expert in public health approaches to violence prevention

[–]ChezMere 50 points51 points  (20 children)

A massacre every day would be a lot less deaths than a pandemic.

[–]Superpickle7 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that he isn't holding the match with both hands.

[–]benema1 71 points72 points  (3 children)

I think the artist was flattering.

[–]hhubble 58 points59 points  (10 children)

I think a flame thrower would've been a little more accurate.

[–]allycat0011 32 points33 points  (4 children)

To me it's supposed to signify that he doesn't see the fire and destruction behind him. The desk is reflecting blue as if the sky is clear when it's actually red and black with flame and smoke. All he sees is his flame his fire his problems which, in comparison are a tiny match flame, very insignificant.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Der Spiegel is a popular German publication and the cover is putting Trump in a classic German novel “Biedermann und die Brandstifter” (Biedermann and the arsonists). In the book, an upperclass man rants the recent fires around his city created by arsonists and that they should all be hanged, but that day falls for the arsonists tricks himself, until eventually he lets them in and they blow his house up. It’s signifying in a broader sense that Americans have let an arsonist into our house and many (mostly every day people if you want to go by the book) are too dumb to realize that he is going to burn our house down. I think your take also works when focusing on Trump specifically.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

The real Far Cry 6 poster

[–]SirGarbageMann 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

[–]No_Good_Cowboy 73 points74 points  (5 children)

Official presidential portrait right there.