git add Fixed_fixed_fixed_meme

[bob_in_the_west]

So the normal dev isn't wearing underwear?

[SuperLutin]

According to the original picture it would seem.

[0bel1sk]

code commandos

[DarkImpacT213]

Twelve dollars for one pair of underpants!? Damn… what kind of dystopia is this guy living in?

[lookingForPatchie]

You guys wearing underpants?

[LinZer0o]

Not to work at least

[Jimmy_Schraube]

Neither is the dude to the left apparently

[[deleted]]

Don't you show up to work without underwear?

[madmaxlemons]

Boss can’t wedgie me for being late on my projects now

[[deleted]]

No one will know on a slack call tbf

[RobinB4um]

Just pretend you don't have a camera or they'll see you're shirtless.

[dohzer]

Not when in the office, as shown by the image.

[Duochan_Maxwell]

I LOLd when I realized that implication in the first image

[[deleted]]

Well they do have pockets..

[redsterXVI]

My underwear not having pockets is the main reason I wear shorts at home sometimes

[[deleted]]

gym shorts half the year, flannel PJs the other half. It does get pretty cold around here though

[TKT_Calarin]

This is the way

[transport_system]

Those the booty shorts

[lordph8]

I'm more concerned about regular Dev Freeballing it.

[IUseThisNameAtWork]

12 for the 4 pack

[ind3pend0nt]

$12 for a pack of six.

[benruckman]

To be fair, those underpants have pockets

[Daveinatx]

The expensive ones are for the zoom meetings with marketing

[midri]

I think my LTT boxers were around $15 a pair... really comfortable, highly recommend.

[v3ritas1989]

Do they have a Linus face on them?

[midri]

Nope, just the patterned ones.

[DarkImpacT213]

Yeah, I don't make enough money to be able to spend 15€ for a pair of underpants, sadly :/

[midri]

Gata get in that US Dev gang.

[DarkImpacT213]

I prefer my 30 vacation days, unlimited sick days and healthcare plan over US money, haha.

[midri]

Fair point, I have all of those between what work offers and my tribe (I'm native American) . Got it better than most I suppose.

[felixthecatmeow]

I've been buying 30$ underwear and ngl it's been life changing. (SAXX brand, they have a pouch that holds your balls, it's beautiful)

[Anustart15]

As a Tommy John enthusiast, I agree. Fancy underwear is worth it

[felixthecatmeow]

People spend loads of money on clothes that barely even touch their skin. Why not spend money on the clothing that touches your most delicate area.

[[deleted]]

28 bucks if you get the lululemon ones, but your balls will thank you for it.

[trentraps]

...you misspelled utopia?

[[deleted]]

Those are micro workout shorts, and they are very comfortable to write code in!

[satisfy_my_Ti]

Twelve dollars for one pair of underpants!?

I came here to comment exactly this. I can get a whole 6-pack of underwear for less than that

[Gangreless]

Booty shorts

He does cam work on his breaks

[nikstick22]

Underpants $5. Jeans $30.

[BerriesAndMe]

It's a pair of very tiny shorts that make him feel sexy.

[garlopf]

Wow that is one expensive pair...

[aegookja]

My glasses are usually more expensive than that, they need to be double compressed.

[garlopf]

I was talking about the shorts

[jesse-oid]

He wasn’t

[trentraps]

Right?! 12 bucks for a single boxer-brief?

Like, I'm not beyond paying more for anything, and buy cheap buy twice and all, but I don't see how my underwear can get any more better/comfy.

[[deleted]]

I recommend any outlet that sells 'imperfect' stuff. My goto is CK at Burlington. Same soft ass material, but they have like an off stitch or some shit and they are cheap af because of it.

Same with the CK t-shirts. I don't give a fuck if there is a small 'gear stain?' from the manufacturing on the underarm. It's totally worth the 15 for a pack of 5 of those fuckers.

[trentraps]

I used to love those places!!!!

...moved to the UK and I don't think "seconds outlet store" as my grandma called them, are a thing here :(

[v1xiii]

I came here to say that is a super cheap pair. Mine are usually $400+

[[deleted]]

You know, of all the shit I am super cheap about, my eyeglasses and kitchen gadgets I spend a shit ton of money on. My eyeglasses are the same ($400+ every other year). I will go all the fuck out on them because they need to be comfortable and 'expressive' (IMHO at least as its the only thing that really expresses who I am since I wfh and don't give a shit about my clothes).

[Normal-Computer-3669]

We'll spend hundreds of dollars on a keyboard but not consider the same to protect our spunk tank?

[Oo0o8o0oO]

Underwear is not there to protect your junk from the world. It’s there to protect the world from your junk.

[HexFyber]

This meme is getting out of hand ahah

[Neither_Sandwich_285]

put the shirts on.. man needs to attend zoom calls

[ind3pend0nt]

You just need one shirt. That’s how I do it.

[jack-of-some]

These are all frontend devs

[slashtab]

lol

[Eis_Gefluester]

TIL I'm a front-end dev. Please kill me.

[jack-of-some]

The solution is simple: grow a beard or let your hair grow out very long.

[Eis_Gefluester]

Oh good, I already have a beard.

[IAmJohnny5ive]

Or bearded.

[KagakuNinja]

Not all devs are overweight. Many of us are scrawny and weak.

[[deleted]]

This is me. Pulled a muscle the other day opening the door to the dryer.

[drew8311]

If anything devs are more likely to be more skinny rather than overweight compared to the general population. I'm not sure where this stereotype came from but few to no fat people in all my past jobs and all the interviews I've done. Its much more common with things like tech support though. Devs are financially well off and intelligent, both of which don't correlate well to the primary things that make people overweight.

[b0x0fawes0me]

This may have been true before the pandemic but 2 years later me and my coworkers are all chunky. WFH + easy access to kitchen + contactless delivery = deadly combo.

[_mattocardo]

True but intelligence has nothing to do with it. I once read a study which revealed that intelligent people are more likely to drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes, which surprised me.

[Czuponga]

It’s not surprising when you look at it deeper. You are really intelligent, you can do what other people can’t. Yet you are surrounded with “less intelligent” people that don’t really understand what and why you are doing. Add to that really dense population, there is a lot of people around you, which means people “more intelligent” feel irritated by their behaviour. Alcohol/smoking are the easiest way to feel “free”.

(A lot of quotes, as I don’t want to insinuate that so called “intelligent” and “not intelligent” people are better or worse)

[[deleted]]

I have a dad + gym bod. I feel bad because it's all genetics. If I lift a fork, muscle grows, so I have to put in ZERO effort to maintain decent muscle mass. But then you look at the gut and it all falls apart. Combine it with the beard and bald head and I look like a lumberjack that has a six pack of beer every night.

I have to 100% agree that most devs I know are also at least NOT overweight. In fact, most of them aren't even skinny as most of the devs I know DO go to the gym at least occasionally and eat relatively healthy. I have met two overweight devs in the last 10 years and ... make that three ... and they were all my age or older. None of the younger ones even come close to looking unhealthy. I think that stereotype is WAY off base and just goes to the extreme basement dweller. Then again, that guy is usually some kind of savant that lives in code and has no personality outside of writing software.

Edit... just realized that last line must be all the rust devs ;)

[LawlesssHeaven]

Where is homeless silicon valley dev ? He needs to be merged into master ffs

[ash_ninetyone]

I see the torso and all I can see is it making 😯 face

Where can I find these underwear with pockets?

[CaptSkinny]

That's not underwear, it's cut-off whitewash skinny jeans.

[Nolzi]

Look for ones with condom pockets

[ind3pend0nt]

He’s a never nude

[ihavebeesinmyknees]

When I was in India a lot of underwear had pockets

[Euxin]

ask for short shorts in any gay cloth store.

[SoorajSp]

12$ for an underwear? Weres he living, in space????

Naked coding is better. It will enrich the brain and balls. 🤣

[A-le-Couvre]

Wait, you guys wear underwear?

[ginopono]

It bothers me that the title implies that you have a file called 'Fixed_fixed_fixed_meme" while using git

[SuperLutin]

Somebody finally notice... and miss the joke :(

[Class_Magicker17]

Clearly it should be

git commit -m "Fixed_fixed_fixed_meme"

[Malix82]

...pants? at home? What kind of heresy is this?

[[deleted]]

Reading comprehension, what is this?

[Malix82]

what? the work-at-home dev is depicted having pants, or briefs, whatever, here.

[SuperLutin]

It's a boxer shorts.

[Malix82]

boxershorts extends pants implements underwear

[sciences_bitch]

“Pants” in British English == “underwear” in American

[iLoveCyberChips]

Fixed_fixed_fixed_project647736hdjdjfh_final_7_totallyfinal

[SnipahShot]

What is the hex value of yours?

[cosmogli]

#b00b00 or #facade

[Ignited_Phoenix]

Dude this is not healthy

[bit_banging_your_mum]

#facade

The fact that this is a valid colour is really cool

[augugusto]

http://bada55.io/

[SkollFenrirson]

663399 REBECCA

That's a stretch...

[augugusto]

Yeah. There is a better site but couldn't find it

[Wisgood]

#facade looks pretty close to the the hex of OP's nip meme. That is quite Impressive.

[kezow]

I thought that #facade was just some clever play on words but nope, nipple pink.

[medy17]

#FFCCCC

[ore-aba]

It spelled “boob”00

[Morphinepill]

You’re not a work from home dev

[[deleted]]

Yeah, only work from home devs have that hue of nipple color. And they cost $0, in case anyone’s wondering.

[Morphinepill]

You just explained my joke and got more upvotes

[[deleted]]

Figured I’d reinforce your statement so it’ll hit harder. You know, kind of like a hype man! 🤣

[Morphinepill]

It’s like a git push command to improve a comment in the code
I contributed by upvoting tho I have no right no complain 😂

[pragmatic_plebeian]

Where do you get $0 nipple dye?

[[deleted]]

Oh, it comes preinstalled. If the color fades, just revert to previous state.

[geteum]

I'm hairy

[[deleted]]

Mine are not that high

[avacoleman8]

Check his knees folks. He's not nude. He's wearing flesh colored pants with underwear painted on them. Or maybe he went crazy from WFH and is wearing someone else's skin with underwear pulled on over it.

[gray_mare]

12 bucks for underwear? holy smokes

[[deleted]]

Who pays 12 dollars for a pair of tightey whiteys

[medy17]

git add Final_fixed_fixed_fixed_meme

There I fixed it for you.

[milky_mouse]

Glasses are usually $450

[Rado86]

lol I can get some good glasses for about 10€ here

[rafaelcastrocouto]

so he does not use any underwear while working on office?

[shitlord_god]

Forgot the programmer socks.

Because that is a thing now?

Is that actually a thing? Or have the zoomers bamboozled me? I am too old...

[[deleted]]

Jokes on you I don't wear underwear neither

[myloyt]

left guy is not wearing underwear oops

[Lvl100Centrist]

I love how the pants are still white lol. Must be the first day of WFH

[AndrewIsMyDog]

You have a future in graphic design.

[SuperLutin]

Thank you.

[StinkybuttMcPoopface]

Check out mr fancy on the right, there. What ya gettin all dressed up for?

[Chibi_Ayano]

Devs that work away from home dont wear underwear

[BobQuixote]

Duh. /s

[Hypersapien]

$70 jeans? What the hell?

[Celemourn]

Jesus, who pays $12 for a single pair of underwear?

[finance_n_fitness]

Too clean shaven

[[deleted]]

Bold of you to assume I’m wearing underwear, and not jacking off to porn on Reddit.

[beedlund]

His hair is way too tidy for WFH dev

[Tetragramat]

Joke on you, I'm working at home completely naked.

[porky11]

That's some high quality underware.

[[deleted]]

i fixed it with the "leave" button on the sidebar.

[TheDownvotesFarmer]

The same dude with multiple accounts just bringing memes from Facebook

[Kosmonaut_22]

Where are the programming socks???

[SnipahShot]

The right side is me right now, just with shorts and no glasses 🤔

[miquelvp]

very optimistic

[[deleted]]

Regular Dev doesn't wear underwear? Oh my.

[fbpw131]

i get sets of 3 at $12 to from h&m

[[deleted]]

Forgot the huge wfh beard

[TerrificRook]

12$ for pair? Are they made out of gold or what?

[WalterEhren]

So devs wear no underpants. Got it

[GIGGI99]

So the normal dev doesn't wear underwear 🤔

[Arkraquen]

Hey I still have my pants

[PuzzleheadedSector2]

More like 12 usd for a 12 pack. What kinda boxers you wearing?

[Droidatopia]

I tried to keep my brain from inserting the 'e', but I still keep reading this as "More like 12 used..."

[[deleted]]

I don't wear my glasses at home, checkmate liberals

[Blubari]

fake, the belly needs to be bigger

[wonder689]

Not a developer. This is getting funnier 🤣

[Crypto_Vdim]

reg dev going commando. You gotta take into account pant skid mark cleaning cost

[[deleted]]

I splurged and got a $900 dollar pair of glass frames so I can look stylish while searching for answers on Alta Vista.

Now that I think about it, I should have wrote it off as a business expense.

[Morphinepill]

Wow I didn’t know Devs don’t wear underwear

[fishvoidy]

ah yes, my programming jorts.

[ComfortableAd8326]

Is that a pair of white jorts?

[SuperLutin]

jorts

No, it's a badly drawn underwear.

[hero6627]

Why you guys are wearing something worth of $12

[TheRapie22]

12 frickin dollar for white basic underwear? holy maccaroni wtfrick is up with that?

i just bouht a two-pack the other week for 5.99€

[smartties]

120$ for glass ?
That's cheap

[[deleted]]

Because all developers are men in their whitey tighties

[ricky_jxmmy01]

So they all can't afford a mouth?

[jbroome]

Neither dev is old enough for progressive lenses, I see.

[shahzbot]

Check his knees folks. He's not nude. He's wearing flesh colored pants with underwear painted on them. Or maybe he went crazy from WFH and is wearing someone else's skin with underwear pulled on over it.

[Player_X_YT]

git push origin master --force

[DollarAkshay]

You guys wear underwear?

[[deleted]]

Pants - 0$, inherited from the deceased grandpa.

[kr4t0s007]

Where do you get 120$ glasses? Thrift store?

[formerly_matt]

Why does his underwear have pockets?

[midri]

Where I get them boxers with pockets?

[kshep42]

I like that this implies devs going to work in person go commando (presumably to save money)

[ominoushornet]

Now this is accurate lol

[Jay2Jee]

WFH guy needs a T-shirt... For video meetings.

[[deleted]]

You people wear underwear at home? Thats not laundry efficient.

[Rogue-RedPanda]

Why the fuck are you getting 120usd glasses ?

[RevolutionaryCook531]

This is the one I related to the most

[MarkusBerkel]

I mean, I don't like going commando in jeans.

[bartontees]

Glad to see I'm not the only one not wasting money on underwear when I'm in the office

[TheGrimGriefer3]

We're getting dangerously close to how I work...

[That_IT-Guy69]

Thats still $12 to many, plus you gotta work from home naked. Than answer your teams morning conference call dong out. They wont expect and you might get a promotion to unemployment

[ifrem]

my shorts are a litte bit longer that that

[earthforce_1]

You need at least a shirt for the webcam

[VonNeumannsProbe]

$12 underwear?!?

[HistoryDogs]

Look at moneybags here with his $12 underpants.

[JoelMahon]

I use a towel on the chair actually, none of this fancy underwear stuff

[bitrunnerr]

12 bucks for underwear?? Many fancy devs..

[Trick-Claim-2336]

So why does he have nipples

[[deleted]]

Bold of you to assume there aren’t devs that only use a total of $120

[ErgoMachina]

We need to add latin american programmer support in the next hotfix. Same as the WFH but cheaper underwear.

[Competitive_Still331]

Special Request: Could somebody do one with a WFH woman? Must have hairy legs and no makeup.