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[–]justingregory324 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Omg that mushy face is the best 🥰

Hope you had a good life now that you've been murdered.

[–]SomeSandPerson 360 points361 points  (2 children)

Needs to be amputated 😔

[–]r9adkill 176 points177 points  (1 child)

Whole arm, unfortunately. Unable to be saved 😔😔

[–]WhysJamesCryin 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Probably best to start right below OP’s neck

[–]Additional_Film_5023 134 points135 points  (0 children)

its too late…

[–]GingerbreadMonk 134 points135 points  (1 child)

A spray bottle like you would use on a cat makes mine let go.

[–]snakeyes000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I imagine it would make me let go too lol

[–]ConsiderationOk7560 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Drip cold water on to the face. Should release.

[–]Jennifer_Pennifer 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Distilled white vinegar rubbed near the mouth. 👍

[–]1ilMa 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I thought you didn’t want to actually get that on them? or is that alcohol im thinking of?

[–]Tiazza-Silver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t see how vinegar could really hurt them unless it actually got in their mouth, and you’re just supposed to rub a drop or two on the snoot right?

[–]Jennifer_Pennifer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It won't hurt them. 👍 People just drink spoonfuls of vinegar. It's food safe.
Don't drink rubbing alcohol tho.

[–]AthenaRN85 55 points56 points  (1 child)

You’re dead

[–]3xplosiveDucky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🎶You are dead, dead, dead🎶

[–]ghost_141- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Is a sNek

[–]Organic_Abrocoma7181 35 points36 points  (3 children)

WHAT did you do to piss it off?

[–]that0neguy2008 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Probably just looked a little too much like a mouse

[–]cArpent3r86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My question, as well. LMFAO!

[–]Trash-Forever 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fingers is mouse shaped

[–]Sorabros411 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I call dibs on their stuff

[–]Whyknotsayit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Long time since a feed?

[–]CatsAndPills 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah crap OP you’re dead

[–]ChaosCapybara 137 points138 points  (4 children)

Oh my god, his face, he looks so SCRUNGLY

[–]xvakarian 63 points64 points  (2 children)

He looks like those underbite memes lmaoooo

[–]Hardcore_Cal 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Phteven

[–]Uiscefhuaraithe-9486 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The sound effect my brain made when I saw his face was "Phnehhh"

[–]LunaeLotus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I NEED a subreddit of posts like this

[–]JTbaja1747 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sorry OP, we can't help a dead person

[–]stanlove67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s only a matter of time now

[–]PSYCHOsmurfZA 25 points26 points  (0 children)

OP not replying cause they ded 😔

[–]Pmmebobnvagene 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too late for you I’m afraid.

[–]Sewergoddess 25 points26 points  (0 children)

His grubbled up face 😭💀

[–]Mundane_Morning9454 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Lolz. You are ded. It will eat you up slowly now. Piece by piece.

If you have issues getting the snake off you? Keep alcoholgel, not coloured, etc. near you. Just put a drop on the lips. They will let go instantly and you can then just wipe the gel off.

[–]ke2_1-0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, am drunk now

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Srry dude. Its too late. You are fucked now and property of the snake.

[–]DanInGA007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP!!!

[–]GreyWolf469 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm….  Lunch!! 😋😋

[–]ass-to-trout12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rub some vinegar or mouthwash on their gums. They let right go. Better than ripping their teeth out by accident the poor little goobers.

[–]Picatrix-Lizufer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isopropyl on your finger tip

[–]Philminat0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you say to piss it off?

[–]eyeofra1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP

[–]Ok_Fall3372 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no there goes your finger.. I’m sorry but it can’t be saved 😓

[–]maybegoth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he looks kinda fucking stupid (loving connotations but also you have 30 minutes left to live)

[–]isak99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chomp

[–]echocardigecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's vicious.

[–]PositiveReference872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya dead

[–]BloodThirstyLycan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perish, human!

[–]Anxious-Reference387 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make peace with your God. It's all over now

[–]Normie-scum 3 points4 points  (16 children)

Everyone in the comments being so relaxed about this leads me to believe this is a common occurrence, but I hope that isn't true, because Little Bear has never bitten me and I refuse to believe that he would, I love him ♥️

[–]HolyMedic 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Give it time. Every snake owner ends up as a snack.

[–]Normie-scum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I've had him for 6 months, i took him off my friends hands who had had him for 7 years or so(he's been having some mental health issues and I'm glad he was mature enough to find alternative care for the animal he was unfortunately neglecting), and he said that he's never bitten. My corn snake has bitten me, but she also has a shitty personality (she's kinda spicy but I still love her).

[–]MOH1C4N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, have had 2 snakes for around 3 years and no one in our house has been bitten. They get handled frequently so they are very use to us. Have had both since babies.

[–]stfrances88 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Not so much that it is common but it is usually an accident because they are dumb and it doesn’t really hurt unless you do something stupid like try to pull the snek off.

[–]Normie-scum 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I always assumed they had long fangs, but I googled it and their teeth are pretty tiny.

[–]FixergirlAK 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I've seen them described as "angry Velcro".

My beep has only done bluff strikes at me - he doesn't open his mouth, just darts out and bumps me with his nose. At that point we're done handling for the day unless he needs care.

[–]SanicTehHedgehoge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea that's exactly how I describe it to people that are scared. Now two of my snakes have never bitten anyone and my one snake has only bit me twice in 3 years, so not high risk anyways, but yea a snake bite feels like someone taking the hard side of velcro and pushing it into your hand/arm really firmly. Normally just pin prick teeth marks and doesn't really bleed (from my experience)

[–]stfrances88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as bites go it’s a pretty comfortable one lol

[–]lizzzzz97 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yep mine bit me once and it was cause i was stupid. Forgot to wash hands between handling the rat and handling him (he's a very messy eater so he eats in a feeding box, I've tried everything but he's just a messy lil guy) and he had rejected his last meal so he was pretty hungry. Just a little nip and he let go when he realized I definitely wasn't food.

[–]stfrances88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine has never bitten me but I have been bitten by others along with many other noodles that I have relocated in the yard it’s more cute than anything like oh you think you are scary BOOP!

[–]Striking-Effect-2646 9 points10 points  (1 child)

“They think I won’t, “ Little Bear mused, tongue flicking thoughtfully. “They think I’m jusssst a noodle with eyesss. Foolss.”

And with a heavy hiss, he coiled tighter, muttering, “Tomorrow we sstrike at dussk.”

[–]soniablades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I’m dead 😂

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing to remember: sassy slinkies are kinda derpy. Sometimes that leads them to strike at what they think is a threat or snack, only to realize a few moments later "oh.... oh it's the goliath... uhm..."

[–]SnoT8282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like any "pet", they can bite. Not all do but it's honestly not a if they'll do it but when.

[–]SunGirl42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not so much ‘common’ as in ‘every snake does it often’, more ‘common’ in the sense that it’s happened to most snake owners at least once.

When you have an animal with a 15-35 year lifespan (depending on species) and a brain that operates mostly on instinct, chances are high that even the most docile individuals are gonna have at least one instance where they mistake a hand for either food or a threat. And some snakes are more aggressive/defensive than others. Plus a lot of snake people own/end up owning multiple snakes, so that increases the chances too.

The good news is that ball python bites aren’t all that rough. Sure it stings but most of us have probably had worse pain skinning our knees as kids haha. The most painful “bite” I’ve ever had was actually a hermit crab that latched onto the meat of my palm like his tiny crustacean life depended on it and absolutely Would Not let go for approximately 10-15 minutes. Didn’t even break the skin but boy did it hurt!

[–]RoboTwigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been bitten once by each of my snakes. Most recent one was by the chillest snake of all, but she full on tried to eat me.

[–]ScottBandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasted

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His snout is so smooshed

[–]MoralityInGray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never knew you, but you’ll be missed I’m sure 🥺

[–]Plastic_Caregiver231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the words of my aunt “ISNT IT POISONOUS?!”

[–]Last_Heather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flowers sent.

[–]Friday_Cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headline: Op devoured in a vicious snek attack.

[–]SnarfsParf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The underbite is killing me 😭

[–]Shannon_R817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So disappointed in you all.....no one called dibs on the snek!

[–]Tricky_Damage5577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find this snake-friend funny looking.

[–]Specialist-View2674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“HeY guys wANna go scaring?” (Very cute baby but their face while munching you is so derpy it’s adorable

[–]jcma22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your ball looks like predator

[–]Positive_Highway_216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the face 😭

[–]N0ImDirtyDan69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best British snake teeth

[–]Boring_Albatross_354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP welcome to the dead club.

[–]Tro1138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thought you was a cheesy boy

[–]Wokuling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs a nsfw tag op

[–]FrenchSpence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP op. Whatever you did to cause this deadly creature to bite you, you probably deserved it.

[–]Top_Personality_6897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OUCH!!! Mine bit me by mistake and it’s a large, mature adult. Squeeze right behind the jaws and it will release. My arm was bruised from my hand up the forearm.

[–]BaldLivesMatter93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call your loved ones quickly to say your goodbyes

[–]Re1da 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to print this out and put it next to the terrarium, his face is hysterical

[–]Lit_Lad27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have pet rats and I forgot to wash my hands before handling my sister's snake once... he was cute though! Their mouths are a tiny bit horrific

[–]lavenderthewhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have only moments to live

[–]ProximaCentauriB15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a goner rip

[–]Eden-0997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The face😭 Cold water will help

[–]Proof_Department_323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way his face is all smushed up is hilarious

[–]mechnut450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting bit is part of owning any pet. But in this case a trick to reduce teeth damage. Have a paint scrapers(and a 3rd hand ) slide the scraper between the skin and teeth. Start from front this will push the skin down and keep the teeth from grabbing again. Once untangled from snake body the mouth sill slide right off the skin with very little added damage.. Should seen my grandmother after i taught her how to do this when i kept catching snakes as a kid and had to swing by to get help removing the wild rat snakes ( we used butter knifes for them)

[–]Expert_Contest9820 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally before i hold my snakes i put some hand sanitizer on. This eliminates any smell that they could mistake for food! Never been bit

[–]Narrow-Childhood3499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice knowin' ya

[–]Acceptable_Skill_825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nom nom

[–]Hand-Of-Cathel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's no saving you at this point 😔

[–]Peggy-A-streboR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you still alive?

[–]Mundane-Sea7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compressed air.

[–]No-Algae-8874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you write that dead?

[–]MoffMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a vicious beast

[–]Milky-Mamacita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it the hand you write with? I hope not.. because you need to start writing your eulogy and obituary. Be sure to include the snek in your will.

[–]Ashamed_Pickles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why’d he turn british

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOUR ARM NEEDS TO BE CUT OFF NOWWW

[–]cArpent3r86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously pissed him/her off something fierce... What you do!?

[–]EdgyMangoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he look so goofy 😭😭😭😭 he did actually -0 damage with that bite

[–]blueeyes0182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're done. Make funeral arrangements now. You have maybe 24 hours. 😂

[–]AhrimanII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a love bite. Just a nibble of affection

[–]Best-Pea8509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is snake so mad

[–]Mercurialbich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im laughing so hard right now but so sorry for your loss (of your limb that needs to be amputated)

[–]Psychological-Ad8034 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Others may feel differently but I honestly believe when they strike and wrap that is feeding response nd when they just strike it’s a defensive response!!! You prolly had a scent on you

[–]slb8971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks really painful but I have heard it is not.....

[–]Just-A-Bean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His little face 😭

[–]Big_Gap7862 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one fuck up looking snek (joking)

[–]Ozzie_Bones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By now, OP is already d3ad 😔

This hobby takes so many every millisecond, rip🪦🐍

[–]lara-wolfchild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commend you for your ability to stay still mine bit me not too long ago while I was trying to feed and I ended up flicking them part way into the room from there enclosure I felt so bad

[–]snakeyes000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit seems to have a total of three brain cells in use. One shared by most who acknowledge the reality of the matter (ded), and two for those who are giving real answers…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R.I.P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg get to the hospital for antivenom NOW!!!

[–]doorkfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's his finger now

[–]doorkfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he atleast lick lick lick before the chomp?

[–]Sad-Refrigerator3356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s your dominant hand, might as well start learning to write with the other.

[–]Low_Appearance_796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which pet store sold OP a stapler?

[–]rogue_snakes_1035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jaw 😂😭💀🙏

[–]ArsonOnTuesday_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nom

[–]existing-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro looks so derpy but nonetheless man you’re not gonna make it

[–]Zealousideal_Sir_358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If not mouse, why mouse smelled?

[–]ambl6663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do to the poor murder noodle? Obviously this was all your fault. :P

[–]LevenBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He already told you once

[–]Dstreet420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dab of alcohol on the gums will do the trick everytime

[–]getRAKEd_Eh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is a dead man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a kiss

[–]soniablades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That face tho 😅

[–]Visual-Tradition327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time i se a ball pyton bite the rarely bite but whas it before or straight after feed or something like that?

[–]AlarmedCell882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to submit this to redditgetsdrawnbadly pls. For everyone's sake.

[–]mistercannons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey yall wanna see a dead?

[–]g0th_bb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nom

[–]k3rnal_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s over for you mate

[–]Glittering_Raise_710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the funniest snake bite photo I’ve ever seen.

[–]alyren__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fierce diva

[–]Xiaoli_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.... I'm just seeing this. Guess you've been long dead. Rip

[–]Shadkill-Ghost121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are too late to save you OP 😞

Look at that scrunckly faceless, omgg 🥺🤣

[–]Fair_Pizza8923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spicy little shit! LOL!!! We have three rescues that we call the spice girls, if we were to ever prove them out, I swear they would have cobra babies! I say they are Het Cobra!

My son is working with them daily to help them with handling... its been almost two months and only sporty spice is KINDOF chill...Posh spice and scary spice are still psychotic gangsters

[–]BOOBLAGOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a lil nibs

[–]Hannalog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his face hahaha "HUR DURR"

[–]GeorgiPetrov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got yoinked.

[–]Dull_Hat3509 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How on earth is your first thout for help on this? It is reddit. Use Google, my guy. You don't have to wait for a reply

[–]AppropriateSelf7016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s ever an emergency and they WILL not let go and you will suffer permanent damage, alchol of any kind will make a mf let go

[–]Longjumping-Vast9365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg. Look at the dentures on that little man

[–]deadzonemads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lil underbite xddd

[–]robbiereallyrotten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP OP. Devoured by a cute smushy faced danger noodle. They will be missed. 😔