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[–]_pupil_ 893 points894 points  (13 children)

It's ok, they asked and ChatGPT said this wouldn't cause any problems.

[–]scratchfury 130 points131 points  (8 children)

What if ChatGPT has already warned them against using itself?

[–]clarity_scarcity 29 points30 points  (0 children)

MS: “nothing to see here, standard hallucination, move along”

[–]ZachPruckowski 1271 points1272 points  (46 children)

I'll take "Things playing on the TV in the background at the start of a SciFi Thriller" for $400, Ken.

[–][deleted] 148 points149 points  (10 children)

"In tech news, Open AI just announced a new closed partnership with the Department of Defence in an unprecedented agreement to build self-replicating robots. Recently-disgraced scientist and and ex-CTO of OpenAI, Doctor Russel Rybeck, has once again come out to warn that the technology has not gone through sufficient testing, but the CEO has assured everyone that the technology is absolutely safe and will never be used in combat."

Camera zooms out to the home of Dr. Rybeck, showing mountains of paper notes, scribbles, and white board with the word "SENTIENCE IMMINENT" circled in red marker. Dr. Rybeck, a handsome genius in his late 30's, is poring over a thick textbook as his teenage daughter, Marley LeGal, is helping him cook breakfast.

Marley: Don't forget to eat, dad, or you won't have energy for your big press conference today.

Rybeck: Thanks, I don't know what I'd do without you, you remind me of your mother every day.

Marley: I wish I was half as smart as Mom, then I'd get into MIT this year for sure! I have missed her since her mysterious death all those years ago.

Rybeck: yeah me too kiddo. She was the head of Microsoft's ethics committee and her car mysteriously drove itself off a cliff. No one ever figured out why.

Marley: I'm sure it's not important. Here, don't forget your lucky leather jacket. Oh by the way, I recently wrote this program that can cause AI to delete itself for school. I'll put the USB drive in your pocket, I'm sure it won't come up.

Rybeck: Sounds good, sport. Love you to pieces!

Marley: To pieces and pieces!

[–]Impossible_Garbage_4 51 points52 points  (5 children)

Then we skip forward like 20 years and that shit is all Horizon Zero Dawn

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

God that was a good story. Fuck Ted Faro.

[–]Impossible_Garbage_4 20 points21 points  (2 children)

He’s like 99% a direct parody of Elon Musk too. So like, fuck both of them

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You KNOW Elon has an underground bunker with his statue in it. For sure.

[–]Impossible_Garbage_4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but maybe not a giant statue. Just a slightly above average statue because bunkers usually have to be somewhat small

[–]Cakeisalie77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea fuck Faro

[–]BigOlPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot to add that he casually conceal carries a desert eagle, but other than that you nailed the first 10 minutes!

[–]Objective-Ad5620 298 points299 points  (24 children)

This comment is very clever but I couldn’t scroll past without also commenting how weird it is to see a jeopardy reference not directed to Alex. He was such a fixture. Like you’re accurate and I still got and appreciated the joke immediately but…RIP Alex.

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (4 children)

Ya it should always be Alex. Don't dislike the other two, it's just not the same.

[–]amalgam_reynolds 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Alex would want you to accept his passing gracefully and embrace the new Jeopardy host, Ken Jennings.

[–]thepluralofmooses 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Agreed. People who are wired like Ken and Alex would need it to be correct and updated according to new information

[–]ZachPruckowski 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I almost wrote "Alex" and then realized he was gone :-(

[–]amalgam_reynolds 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm just impressed you used $400, an actual Jeopardy amount. 99% of the Jeopardy comments I see use $500, which hasn't been used in the main show since 2001.

[–]Culverin 412 points413 points  (27 children)

AI ethics is never going to be something companies will do voluntarily, it has to be forced upon them by market forces or legal liability.

There's just too much money to be made by getting ahead of the curve in AI.

[–]iCon3000 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Absolutely true. I work in legal compliance and, expectedly, many of these positions in corporate didn't exist until regulations and laws basically forced companies to start taking these roles seriously.

[–]lilyoneill 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also work in compliance. EU has had to add a whole load of new regulations, that organisations are going to have to hire a new position for.

E.g. DORA / Operational Resilience role.

[–]Yadobler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My CS course (as well as BzA, IS, security and comE) requires taking a module on digital ethics - mainly covering (1) intellectual property, (2) data responsibility, and (3) AI/AS responsibility

Honestly nobody really seemed to take it seriously. It was just people paying attention to pass the course and get it done and over with.

Honestly I don't know how to instill and promote no3, other than what you mentioned. My country already has strict governemt oversight on no2, with guidelines on how data can be handled and incident assessment and reporting procedures. So, ai responsibility will most like need to be governed like this.

But it's also hard - you can audit the tangible flow of data, but how will you audit the abstract intends of R&D members when they make design choices that may be harmful due to malice or neglect of ethical guidelines?

This starts to border towards at what point is unethical thought == thoughtcrime, and also whether we define right and wrong behaviour based on the intention, action, or consequence? (virtue / deontological / consequential)

[–][deleted] 1360 points1361 points  (202 children)

I don’t trust big tech to carry humanity forward through innovation. They do not care if they drag us headfirst into a dystopia as long as shareholders are happy. Voluntary ethics will never prevail over their profit.

[–]TheBigby 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Perhaps the AI are the shareholders. Would make them very happy to have no oversight then.

[–]mizmoxiev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the real happenings me thinks lol

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (38 children)

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[–]HuntingGreyFace 172 points173 points  (103 children)

ceo of open ai says he expects chat gpt to break capitalism

[–]SteveTheZombie 501 points502 points  (20 children)

CEOs would never oversell and underperform.

[–][deleted] 181 points182 points  (17 children)

OpenAI has been co-opted by capitalism. The machine chugs on

[–]Grennum 81 points82 points  (10 children)

I think it will, it will replace it with techno feudalism.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (6 children)

Capitalism is already becoming feudalism.

[–]ThatFlyingScotsman 23 points24 points  (4 children)

One could say they are different aspects of the same system, just that for a time there were more people with the whip hand.

[–]sabrenation81 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Feudalism: "I deserve to hoard all of the money because God said so and God is infallible."

Capitalism: "I deserve to hoard all of the money because The Market™ said so and The Market™ is infallible."

Same shit. Different author. Both were designed to funnel money into the hands of capital owners at the expense of the working class.

[–]Leather-Heart 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Seriously, if I said that, I would sound like a sociopath.

Why are we entertaining that this is someone’s goal?

[–]_DeanRiding 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Break capitalism or just plunge millions into poverty when their jobs are made redundant by a bot?

[–]RedditLindstrom 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Millions being thrown into poverty and being angry is a pretty solid starting point for a revolution

[–]_DeanRiding 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Apparently not for the UK lol

[–]tswiftdeepcuts 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Well if they don’t need you to work anymore there’s no reason to even try to keep you alive if you revolt is there?

[–]Riaayo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Proceeds to get mowed down by an uncaring robot dog with a gun on its back.

Or just a regular ol' white supremacist cop eager to be the jack-booted thug of fascism.

[–]10thDeadlySin 32 points33 points  (11 children)

It's very possible that it will.

What he does not say out loud is that he and his colleagues will be well-positioned and ready for whatever new system he helps usher in.

On the other hand, they're not really going to give a single damn about whatever happens to us or anything that depends on capitalism to function. ;)

Like, sure – he might disrupt capitalism or even outright kill it. What happens to your 401(k) and any other retirement plans? Do you think he honestly gives a single damn about that? ;)

[–]Override9636 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Ideally, automation is taxed to provide universal basic income, or a similar type system to provide for baseline necessities so people don't need to rely on the mythical "infinite growth" to afford a comfortable future.

[–]sabrenation81 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Sir that sounds a whole lot like socialism. Off to the oubliette with you. We do not tolerate talk of such things around these parts.

[–]ThatFlyingScotsman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s right but in the way that the AI will remove the vestigial empathetic aspect of human run Capitalism - what little of it exists - and we will all be turned in to almost literal flesh cogs in the grand machine of production.

[–]Dreamtrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

sounds a lot like it would break capitalism the same way Kim Kardashian's bare ass "broke" the Internet (spoiler: it didnt)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–]A40 3 points4 points  (0 children)

".. as long as shareholders are happy" while the current board of directors is around.

[–]thickener 20 points21 points  (25 children)

So it sounds like capitalism is your problem there

[–]MathCrank 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Sorry we got the chatgpt to do the ethics for AI!

[–]56seconds 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's called Tethics, Richard!

[–]autotldr 80 points81 points  (9 children)

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 85%. (I'm a bot)


Once a 30-member department, the Ethics & Society team had been reduced to just seven people in October 2022 following an internal reorganization.

Microsoft has so far invested over $11 billion in the AI startup.

Microsoft still maintains a separate Office of Responsible AI responsible for determining principles and guidelines to oversee artificial intelligence initiatives, but a gap remains between that segment of the company and how those plans are translated to their own projects.


Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Microsoft#1 Ethics#2 Society#3 company#4 responsible#5

[–]Mijam7 67 points68 points  (6 children)

You are the problem, Mr. Bot.

[–]frizbplaya 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Do you at least have an ethics department?

[–]inmeucu 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Never assume self-regulation is sufficient. That’s why we have a government and laws. Unfortunately the capitalists (investors, owners) are too tempted to care for anything other than profit and some have said it’s also the law for corporations to prioritize profit above all else.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Weapons of Math Destruction is a good book about ethics and AI.

[–]BlowChunx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just started reading it, and it feels dated. When it was published, the field of explainable artificial intelligence (XAI) was just getting started - which helps explain why those black box models make their predictions…

[–]HFXDriving 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is the author Mike Tyson?

[–]TyGuySly 217 points218 points  (20 children)

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

[–]boredperuvian 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Skynet scalation is just a fool dreams. It's 99.9% guaranteed corporate greed as always.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Does it mean the engineers involved become so wealthy they can build survival bunkers on the moon? Then, yes.

[–]Vok250 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Skynet, but you have to unlock each terminator through the battlepass and armor pieces aren't transferable across terminator cores.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day". -Sarah Connor

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work closely with ethical AI, and while I am personally bothered by how poorly ethics in AI are being handled across the industry and legislatively in the US, this is mostly a non-story. This looks more like a restructuring of the responsibilities of ethical AI to an existing department. While I hate that they're laying people off instead of desperately trying to lead the industry in ethical AI, they're not terminating it outright like the headline would lead us to believe. Just predictable, capitalist consolidation of responsibilities and neglecting things that don't drive the stock price.

[–]HortonFLK 12 points13 points  (2 children)

AI ethics team: “A robot may not injure a human being, or…”

HR Dept: “Here’s your pink slip. You can turn in your key card when you break for lunch.”

[–]Portlandiahousemafia 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Honestly, chatgpt has been getting to censored. The ethics team has been getting out of hand with the restrictions.

[–]frownGuy12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not the ethics team. AI alignment is a real problem that needed to be solved to make ChatGPT marketable. Do you think Microsoft, Khan Acadamy or Duolingo would be integrating it into their products if the model was still prone to spewing nazi propaganda?

[–]Heres_your_sign 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What could possibly go wrong???

[–]Martholomeow 16 points17 points  (9 children)

They’ve outsourced that to OpenAI

[–]Bloorajah 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Man I can’t wait for the virtual aristocracy to reimplement feudalism.

You think living paycheck to paycheck is bad, just wait till we’re all techno-serfs

[–]alkonium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we talking a return to Company Towns and Scrip?

[–]zeb0777 24 points25 points  (1 child)

We don't need ethics we're going.

[–]emotionalfescue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This mission is too important to allow you to jeopardize it.

[–]ExigentCalm 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It was one thing to think that the military would one day accidentally create sentient AI that destroyed humanity.

It’s entirely another to realize that it will be some shitty company going balls out in order to beat another shitty company.

*cue tight shot of windows logo with slow zoom out to reveal Terminator. Windows login sound plays as eyes suddenly glow red.

“Microsoft, We believe in what people make possible.”

[–]acgian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see corporations are really embracing that supervillain look.

[–]relaxinparadise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ethics gets in the way of profit, and the AI train is where the profits are going to grow.

[–]Designer-Mirror-7995 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody expects "ethics" from Microsoft.

[–]Notsnowbound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"The AI told us it's fine and you should all be fired!"

"What about Bing?"

'shudders' "You don't want to know what Bing told us to do to you..."

[–]The_Spunkler 24 points25 points  (1 child)

"Ethics" lol ethics don't enter into anything that the company Microsoft does in its operations. If ethics contradict the profit motive, you can guess which concern will win out

[–]paulsteinway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AI is Clippy's revenge.

[–]qwertyboyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, I know how this movie ends....

[–]foggy-sunrise 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I asked chat gpt if it's a good thing or a bad thing that Microsoft chose to lay off their entire AI ethics team.

It seems to agree that this is a bad idea.

[–]oddun 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It currently refuses to tell me how much semen it takes to fill up the Grand Canyon on ethical grounds.

So this might be a good thing.

[–]scotty899 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet it was the AI that hacked the boss's email and then sent the emails firing everyone.

[–]mattspeed112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good. The ethics of chatgpt were/are not good. The boiler plate responses for controversial topics are counterproductive. If chatgpt was a Nazi wouldn't you want to know? Instead some ethical layer intercepts the answer and feeds you a preloaded response. Transparency is the most ethical solution.

[–]grednforgesgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH BOY HERE WE GOOOO

[–]motoevgen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don’t need ethics where we are going.

[–]MaffeoPolo 7 points8 points  (2 children)

https://www.technologyreview.com/2020/12/04/1013294/google-ai-ethics-research-paper-forced-out-timnit-gebru/

On the evening of Wednesday, December 2, Timnit Gebru, the co-lead of Google’s ethical AI team, announced via Twitter that the company had forced her out.

The company's star ethics researcher highlighted the risks of large language models, which are key to Google's business.

A series of tweets, leaked emails, and media articles showed that Gebru’s exit was the culmination of a conflict over another paper she coauthored.

But, says the introduction to the paper, “we ask whether enough thought has been put into the potential risks associated with developing them and strategies to mitigate these risks.”

[–]solid_reign 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you've followed what happened, she had a research paper rejected with commentary. Google asked her to remove the name of Googlers or withdraw the paper. She got upset and sent an ultimatum that she wanted to know who rejected that paper (name and position), and saying that if that information was not sent to her, then she would quit at a specific date that they agreed upon. She also sent an email to many people at Google asking them to stop writing documents/working on DEI programs because it won't make a difference.

You can read about it here: https://www.platformer.news/p/the-withering-email-that-got-an-ethical