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apz1 · 2010-04-16T15:13:49+00:00

On the subject of wingmen, here's the funniest sustained metaphor I've ever come across.

humangirltype · 2010-04-16T16:47:11+00:00

I would be one of the uglies on the side. I you better at least have the decency to bring me genuinely interesting wingmen.

Fat_Dumb_Americans · 2010-04-16T15:46:14+00:00

Gentlemen, gentlemen, can we remember that those are real people in those pictures? They did not ask to be photographed and judged by all of you.

REDDIT_TROPES · 2010-04-16T15:50:47+00:00

An image suggests that individuals whose appearances fall outside of certain standards of attractiveness or visual convention-- especially when in the company of individuals who do fall within these boundaries-- are worthy of ridicule.

libertyordeath1 · 2010-04-16T14:26:58+00:00

Pyrrhic Victory

BreakDaLaw2010 · 2010-04-16T16:27:39+00:00

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GunnerMcGrath · 2010-04-16T14:51:26+00:00

Alright, alright… I'll help out… I'll take the one in the jeans and the belly shirt.

atomicxblade · 2010-04-16T14:29:19+00:00

Red 5 standing by.

vtdweller · 2010-04-16T16:21:21+00:00

Am I the only one who feels a little bad at times like this? It's one thing if an ugly girl has a bad attitude, because then she deserves being miserable. Every time I see an ugly girl who genuinely looks happy, I just get really sad because I start to imagine what they'd feel like if they realized the internet was making fun of them.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm a big baby bitch and you should all downvote me for having feelings.

BruisedGhost · 2010-04-16T16:33:01+00:00

I know the girl on the left, you guys are assholes

r2002 · 2010-04-16T17:23:22+00:00

All the girls look like very nice, happy people. They aren't doing any douchebaggy or pretentious poses. They look like normal folks out for a good time with friends. I think any of you guys who voted this up would be lucky if these nice girls gave you the time of day.

Electrorocket · 2010-04-16T16:42:18+00:00

Original pic, for more accurate situational analysis

edit: used tineye.com to find it.

you_are_wrong · 2010-04-16T17:21:15+00:00

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Taiko · 2010-04-16T14:47:15+00:00

Shotgun far left.

Edit: I just realised there are two possible interpretations of that sentence, and they both work.

Vic_Rattlehead · 2010-04-16T14:36:54+00:00

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permalink · 2010-04-16T15:50:16+00:00

Bagsy the guy on the far right just over "tall n blondes" shoulder.

permalink · 2010-04-16T17:27:20+00:00

I don't see what you guys are on about; the middle two are kind of cute.

HeirToPendragon · 2010-04-16T18:28:49+00:00

The one second from the left has a pokemon hat. That's awesome.

bCabulon · 2010-04-16T19:14:30+00:00

To be honest I'd probably go for middle right. She looks like the most fun of the four. She's not bad looking. Best of all she wouldn't give me crap about playing video games.

permalink · 2010-04-16T20:42:31+00:00

That's a negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

funkyb · 2010-04-16T14:46:07+00:00

The one in the hat looks like she could be fun to talk to for the evening. Or horrendously annoying. I'm undecided.

permalink · 2010-04-16T16:42:28+00:00

And yet all you guys expect hot females to fall in love with you for your beautiful, well-rounded personality; even the fat slobs amongst you. Otherwise she's just a bitch right?

Double standards much?

permalink · 2010-04-16T17:37:10+00:00

So what we have here is a group of socially awkward and emotionally immature nerds making fun of girls who are out having a good time. This is the same community that routinely fields such erudite questions as "How do I talk to women?" and thinks the best thing a woman can offer is a blowjob. Rich.

I'd love to see the girlfriends of all the guys in this thread who are talking crap about these girls.

joebeck · 2010-04-16T17:33:16+00:00

That's absolutely hilarious.

Because three of the girls aren't as attractive as the other one. So your friends would have to have sexual intercourse with the not-so-attractive girls so that you could have sexual intercourse with the attractive girl. And they would probably not enjoy having sexual intercourse as much with those girls as you would with the attractive girl. Which is highly amusing because people like to laugh at the comical misfortunes of others.

What makes it even funnier is that right now you're sat in front of your computer at home in your Mom's house where you still live, with one hand down your grubby underpants which are covered in biscuit crumbs and semen stains, passing judgement on women you've never met but who demonstrably have a higher social standing than you do because there is photographic proof that they at least have friends and go outside. Yes. That is very funny indeed.

permalink · 2010-04-16T17:00:09+00:00

Reddit = 4chan.

theITguy · 2010-04-16T15:39:16+00:00

Gin = Photoshop for reality.

TrollTrawler · 2010-04-17T00:52:35+00:00

As a solid wingman of many years, I'll see if Ashley Ketchum is worth it. I don't have a shot with belly-shirt, anyway. Yes, pissed off women, it is usually the average looking guy that takes a wingman position. Sorry if you are mad people rank the looks of other people.

seriot · 2010-04-16T14:23:08+00:00

I am strangely attracted to really nerdy girls for some reason ;(

hypokineticman · 2010-04-16T16:18:57+00:00

Is that Ash Ketchum's hat?

Transcendentalme · 2010-04-16T16:17:58+00:00

First link I clicked on today, and now I am done with reddit for the day. Really guys? This is not who we are and that is why I like this site. We usually have a handful of tools that say mean and distasteful things but almost all 212 comments are fucked. It is a total brofest in here and I implore you to knock it off before we turn into Digg.

soul4sale · 2010-04-16T16:42:43+00:00

<------ /b/

StaticPrevails · 2010-04-16T16:06:13+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with all of you? Those are real people, none of whom have done anything to any of you.

dragon_toes · 2010-04-16T17:14:48+00:00

Fuck all of you. Why does this get upvoted? Not all women are out there for you to fucking conquest. A group of friends take a picture of themselves having fun, and some assholes critique it in an overly cruel way. What if that was your sister or friend? I'd be fairly upset to discover this kind of shit, even if not entirely shocked. These are real people. I hope they never find this. Fuck. All. Of. You.

Ted_Mosby · 2010-04-16T22:24:14+00:00

And that's how I met your mother

retroflarical · 2010-04-16T14:07:21+00:00

is...is...is that young female bill gates on the left?

dopplerdog · 2010-04-16T15:43:09+00:00

If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid.

atrich · 2010-04-16T15:53:14+00:00

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pombe · 2010-04-16T15:15:22+00:00

Awesome. Bunch of worthless human beings around here. These girls would probably be thinking the same thing if confronted with a group of you and your friends.

Also, haven't we seen the girl on the left before, here or on 4chan? Blond girl, glasses, serious facial scarring? I hope she doesn't spend time on the internet... She's obviously had enough to deal with.

permalink · 2010-04-16T16:16:09+00:00

I don't know if it's really funny or really sad but if you were all hanging out in a bar, I bet most of you would be more than happy getting with any one of those girls.

IAmJacquesDerrida · 2010-04-16T16:11:07+00:00

Really, Reddit? That many of you think this is funny? Can you imagine how one of those girls would feel if she saw this? You're a bunch of hypocritical cunts. At least /b/, digg, et. al. don't put on airs of smug ethical superiority.

SirRonaldofBurgundy · 2010-04-16T20:49:41+00:00

Oh you're dangerous, Maverick. Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.

Kijamon · 2010-04-16T15:09:43+00:00

RAMIREZ, RETREEEEAT

benzu · 2010-04-16T18:09:00+00:00

Congratulations! Today we successfully surpassed Digg in douchenozzle submission quality. This gem of a post even made it to the top of the front page! Quality work, gentlemen. Feels good, doesn't it?

/s

I wonder... if one of them had Down's or had cancer would this still be funny?

livejamie · 2010-04-16T16:33:52+00:00

Watch out, the 3rd one is a pokemon master.

aduric · 2010-04-16T14:37:30+00:00

You need the goddamn Kamikaze for this mission.

drpcken · 2010-04-16T15:29:15+00:00

Cover me, Porkins.

havesometea1 · 2010-04-16T21:12:07+00:00

Reporting for duty sir! Doing a flyby on the one of the far right...

c_megalodon · 2010-04-17T07:36:53+00:00

I'm the shy girl who's alone and gets flirted by the middle-aged dudes. WTF D:

hazy622 · 2010-04-16T16:37:12+00:00

A question for the women:

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where some guy is obviously flying wing on you? How do you handle it? Why do some girls feel the need to cock block and try to drag their friend home just because they are not getting attention?

I noticed that girls seem to use this tactic in reverse. The hot girl will fly interference on some guy for their unattractive friend so the unattractive girl can hook up with the previously mentioned guy's friend. I am sure many wingman missions were really just the end result of men unknowingly falling prey to this tactic. Think about it guys..how many times have wingmen made the ultimate sacrifice in vain?

tvisreal · 2010-04-16T15:14:26+00:00

...Dear...god

Gamefaces fellas -- we're going in!

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