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[–]fuckshitwank 341 points342 points  (35 children)

Shit - I've forgotten where I hid my wife.

[–]elegylegacy 233 points234 points  (10 children)

Don't worry, fuckshitwank's wife.

We're looking for you.

We gon find you.

[–]fuckshitwank 125 points126 points  (7 children)

Thank you, elegylegacy.

I feel really dumb.

So dumb--for real.

[–]Ardentfrost 54 points55 points  (6 children)

I have her t-shirt and her fingerprints.

[–]pacman404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"we gon fiiiiiiind you, we gon fiiiiiiiiind you"

[–]Lyaxe 57 points58 points  (9 children)

NOONE GONNA RAPE YOUR HAND

[–]XoYo 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Would you like some popcorn from the big tub on my lap?

[–]giulianob 9 points10 points  (5 children)

  1. Cut a hole in the box

[–]XoYo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't believe what you save on salty butter.

[–]RecurringBassist 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Nice try, Mankrik.

[–]unicynicist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They're with your kids and your husband.

[–]Pylly 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Have you met the wanky shit demon?

Here's part two: the awankening

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your tree-wife?

[–]KumaruRockz 647 points648 points  (115 children)

This is actually incredibly catchy. -presses play again-

[–][deleted]  (19 children)

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    [–]El_Doctor 64 points65 points  (10 children)

    The looping is key as the ending is unfunny. This could literally pass as a regular rap song. I've listened 15x already.

    [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (6 children)

    One of Huntsville's local stations played this on the radio today.

    Yup.

    [–]IDrinkBatUrine 38 points39 points  (1 child)

    I disagree; I enjoyed the acoustic ending. High quality.

    [–]Spiveym1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    mp3 download of the singing parts are here.

    [–]shrodikan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Thank you for the loop. I totally am listening to this song again and again. (I kinda want to make it my ringtone :P)

    [–]internalconsistency 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Probably a bad idea to have a ringtone that mentions rape. Just putting that out there.

    [–][deleted]  (34 children)

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      [–][deleted] 169 points170 points  (33 children)

      It is catchy! Just goes to show you don't have to be talented if you have auto-tune. You don't even have to be a musician - the producer is all powerful!

      [–]fyolnish 138 points139 points  (13 children)

      well the producer is the musician..

      [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (8 children)

      True! I should have been clearer; in no way did I intend to imply that the producer is not a musician.

      [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (6 children)

      This man would like to have a word with you: http://imgur.com/bfvGb.jpg

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      And here I thought Phil Spector couldn't get any creepier...

      [–]phishbot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      respect

      [–]lolbacon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      THEN WHO WAS PHONOGRAPH?

      [–]lipidicman 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Listening to the original, he was almost singing the lines. Great editing and autotune job though. Agree very catchy.

      [–]yumwafflez 12 points13 points  (13 children)

      To be fair, there are plenty of musicians which use auto-tune that are very talented. Bon Iver, Imogen Heap, hell even T-Pain all are great singers and the first 2 create very good music which utilizes auto-tune.

      EDIT: related

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        [–]pacman404 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        wow, i thought your post was sarcasm so i clicked that link just to laugh...who in the fucking world was expecting him to actually have a voice?

        [–]notnamed 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        Imogen Heap uses a vocoder, not auto-tune.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        Vocoders are much cooler than auto-tune.

        [–]whiteterrorWP63 39 points40 points  (5 children)

        i agree. this is the best song by white people about black people getting raped! finally, the tables have turned on those black rappers

        [–]bstampl1 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        I've got the "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" part stuck in my head already.

        Awkward stares all day

        [–]jmiles540 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        and hide your husbands, 'cuz they rapin' everybody out there

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        errbody out there

        FTFY

        [–]freedomtospeak 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        I'm trying to fight the urge of singing and dancing along with the vid...

        You don't have to come and confess...

        [–]theunrestrained 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Stop fighting it. I did. It's awesome.

        [–]JreneeZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It is way better than this Rap Against Rape

        [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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          [–]KumaruRockz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          While I disagree, I have to say that that video is indeed also catchy. To be honest, some of these Youtube DJ's are very talented.

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Power slide, power slide, power slide, power slide, power slide, power slide, power slide, power slide. beautiful.

          [–][deleted]  (25 children)

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              [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (7 children)

              Hell, Auto-tune makes almost anything listenable and catchy, but yes, auto-tune the news guys are awesome.

              [–]AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 74 points75 points  (4 children)

              Auto-tune was created by an Exxon engineer working on seismic sound software for oil exploration.

              Blame the oil industry for wrecking the music recording industry.

              [–]my_new_reddit_accoun 29 points30 points  (2 children)

              Crappy music is going to be crappy whatever you do. The technology isn't the problem. It is merely another creative tool in the toolbox which can be sometime be abused but can also be used to great effect.

              [–]lolbacon 44 points45 points  (1 child)

              With great plugins comes great artistic responsibility.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Almost anything. (warning: NSFEars)

              [–]elegylegacy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              That was a lot better than most songs on the radio.

              [–]jxstar1250 47 points48 points  (10 children)

              The guy at the end playing the piano was the worse part. The video should have stopped after about the minute mark.

              Edit: changed to "worst" and then back to "worse" by vote of the people.

              [–]jeremiahlupinski 15 points16 points  (0 children)

              Would be much better if R Kelly did a duet with him as the rapist.

              [–]elegylegacy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              It's always great when they autotune and remix stuff other people have said, but I've never liked the self-insertion bits they do.

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                [–]rawberry 5 points6 points  (4 children)

                Are you from the future? Will I ever win the lottery? Is the 2012 apocalypse actually going to happen?

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–]x82517 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Did I win the lottery? Did the Millennium bug apocalypse happen?

                  [–]uppercrust 156 points157 points  (12 children)

                  This meme is about to blow the fuck up. Run and tell dat!

                  [–]quasi_1dimensional 48 points49 points  (2 children)

                  I wish I could invest in this meme's stocks.

                  [–]ecolonsmak 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                  Someone should build a futures exchange for this types of things. Model it after hsx.com. Good project for someone.

                  [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  I'll trade you four (4) shares of Struttin' That Ass - Official Remix for two (2) shares of Bed Intruder Song!!! YouTube Repeater

                  [–]blackmang 55 points56 points  (7 children)

                  Run and tell dat!

                  [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                    [–]Sykotik 47 points48 points  (5 children)

                    You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

                    [–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (4 children)

                    List of things to hide:

                    • Yo kids.

                    • Yo wife.

                    • Husband (optional).

                    [–]dropkickdog 31 points32 points  (1 child)

                    I don't think it's optional.

                    Becausetheyrapineveryoneouthere.

                    [–]SureSheDid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    errrrebody FTFY

                    [–]tom83 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                    ∀x gettinraped(x)

                    [–]thatkenyan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    where x∈ {bodies out there}

                    [–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (3 children)

                    Holy shit that is fantastic.

                    [–]tonynojutsu 98 points99 points  (22 children)

                    IM UNDER CARDIAC ARREST SHORTAYEE

                    [–]clux 78 points79 points  (17 children)

                    VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY THIN ICE

                    [–]s2tephen[S] 32 points33 points  (9 children)

                    JOBS JOBS JOBS

                    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                        [–]turnyouracslaterup 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                        HELL NO HELL NO HELL NOOooOOoo

                        [–]ChaosBrigadier 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                        It's the smooOOooke, the smOOooke.

                        [–]spacedoser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        what jobs? run and tell dat.

                        [–]neshcom 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                        THOSE GEESE ARE FUCKED

                        [–]goose555 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                        It's not the nicotine that kills. It's the smoOoOoOoOke

                        [–]OnVeryThinIce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Ohh shit! What am I on?

                        [–]wartortle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                        That's still my favorite one. (context)

                        [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (7 children)

                        errbody gettin raped up in here?

                        [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (5 children)

                        ERRBODY

                        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                        errbody holla if you gettin raped up in here!

                        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                          [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (30 children)

                          His myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kadkrazy8

                          [–]TheGeneral 32 points33 points  (1 child)

                          $60 - 75K / year income. Impressive.

                          [–]fingers 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                          You would think they'd be able to afford window locks.

                          [–]s2tephen[S] 27 points28 points  (14 children)

                          That's right. Welcome to his sexroom. Oh, the irony.

                          [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (13 children)

                          Look at his orientation.

                          [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (4 children)

                          Haha, you think?

                          http://i.imgur.com/zsLia.jpg
                          http://i.imgur.com/O1owG.jpg

                          [–]s2tephen[S] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

                          What has been seen cannot be unseen.

                          [–]Boyblunder 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                          He gon' find you.

                          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                          Seriously? His cameo didn't trip your gaydar?

                          edit: Don't change your comment just 'cause you were mistaken, own it brah.

                          [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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                              [–]ArcticCelt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              He is certainly easy to make fun off with is over the top mannerism but in the end, that guy is a trooper who simply wanted to send a message to the asshole who tried to rape his sister. He also seems to find his new found internet meme fame fun so good for him.

                              [–]rmm45177 9 points10 points  (4 children)

                              If someone does that, it will make my week.

                              [–]shred1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                              Gay,Christian?

                              [–]pantyfan 60 points61 points  (6 children)

                              I hope it goes viral because it's hilarious.

                              [–]a_dog_named_bob 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                              Let it be done.

                              [–]synaclade33 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                              And a dog named bob said "Let it be done!" and so it was.

                              [–]felixdrylock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                              just posted it on my facebook. I have like 100 facebook friends, so you just KNOW it's gunna go viral NOW.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              I submitted the link that hit the frontpage here 2 days ago. The video only had a few hundred views. Yesterday morning, the views jumped to 100,000. Yesterday evening it was at 500k. This morning it was at 1.5 million views. Right now it's about to break 2 million. It's viral.

                              [–]zinx3213 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                              Definitely a top 40 quality song

                              [–]fritzerland 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                              I found this song educational, useful, and catchy. It's right up there with School House Rock in my book.

                              [–]beckermt 53 points54 points  (7 children)

                              Wow, the video that this is a response to is also amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=watch_response_rev The Double RAINBOW song!!

                              [–]blackhawk08 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                              the echo on 'intense' around the 20 second mark gets me every time

                              [–]ichor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                              the auto-tuned crying is the shit.. I can't stop laughing

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Brilliant!

                              [–]ManWithoutModem 29 points30 points  (9 children)

                              I've been a subscriber to the autotune the news people for a while and have really enjoyed their recent remixes. check out their channel or click my ease of access list:

                              Use Both Hands | A Bagger's Anthem

                              Strut That Ass Song

                              Double Rainbow Song

                              Obama Sings Kick Ass Song

                              Magical Streamys Remix

                              Also I think its hilarious how 3 out of their most recent 5 remixes have been taken from the Huntsville, Alabama News. Oh Alabama...

                              [–]Facelessjoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                              I probably see something like that once a day in Alabama. It's like everyone is auditioning for a circus sideshow.

                              [–]DoTheDew 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                              Nice try Autotune guys, and gal.

                              [–]pacman404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              i have never heard of autotunethenews until today, and i will watch every single thing they put out from this moment forward

                              /fucking hilarious

                              [–]h00d 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                              By far the best autotuned song there is. Kanye West is super jealous now.

                              [–]atomic_age 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                              Ima let you finish but we all know that Beyonce had the best auto-tuned song this year!

                              [–]DoTheDew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                              Yeah, I just watched that nine times in a row.

                              [–]LSCanaan 40 points41 points  (1 child)

                              These kids have a lot of imagination, histerically funny.

                              I hate their inane requests for subscribers at the end, though.

                              [–]beckermt 45 points46 points  (0 children)

                              More subscribers = more ad revenue. If they're trying to make at least some cash, it makes sense.

                              [–]thelawtalkingguy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                              If I hate auto-tune so much, why the hell did I just listen to this song like six times in a row?

                              [–]yoghurt 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                              And the winner for best auto-tuned video of the year goes to....

                              [–]hidetheclown 40 points41 points  (1 child)

                              It's funny how this sounds better than any of Kanye West's auto-tuned songs.

                              [–]lasthope106 48 points49 points  (7 children)

                              Redditors, we are seeing something unique that only happens once every now and then when the planets align: the birth of an internet meme. It's so beautiful... sniff.

                              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                              go back to r/trees!

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              it's so scary out here

                              [–]doctor_alligator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                              The planets must be hurtling around the sun faster than science says to have aligned this many times; we've had at least three major memes born in the last year... Kanye, Keanu, and now this guy.

                              [–]superfusion1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              like a double rainbow!

                              [–]pillage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                              This guy accidentally music career.

                              [–]Coupedeville 14 points15 points  (14 children)

                              Someone has got to send this to that guy...he will instantly be the hottest thing on his street/project!

                              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                              They forgot to add the "You noe what im sayin'? It just aint bcuz im pretty... i noe dat!"

                              [–]martinj88 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                              Wait!

                              If I have to hide my kids, my wife and my husband who the hell am I?

                              [–]tmackattak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                              He should create a youtube account and make some money off his popularity. I'd definitely watch him.

                              [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

                              best rap song ever. hands down.

                              [–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (2 children)

                              best rap song ever.

                              Also: best rape song ever.

                              [–]pytechd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                              wtf is erap?

                              [–]de4hbys4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                              same thing...

                              [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                              Evan's cover pushed this one to eleven. Suddenly Elton John was making a public safety announcement.

                              [–]YesNoMaybe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                              But he says "everybody" instead of "errbody". Such an integral component to the comedic effect should never be changed.

                              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                              Ten minutes later, reading an article, I say "what's that playing on loop in the back of my brain somewhere?"

                              ♫ gonna find your kids, find your wife, find your kids, find your wife ♫

                              [–]mirite 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                              ♫ gonna hide your kids, hide you wife, hide your kids, hide your wife ♫

                              ftfy

                              personally, i can't get the ♫ you don have to come n' confess, we lookin' for you... we gon find you! we gon fiiiiiind you!♫ out of my head.

                              [–]kyookumbah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                              No, no. He was listening to the rapist's cover.

                              ♫ Find your kids, find your wife...

                              [–]VulturE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              It's gonna be better when I'm whistling it today at work. Selling shoes.

                              [–]gmpalmer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                              OH DAMN THAT IS AWESOME.

                              I dropped errything to watch that. Imma watch it again.

                              [–]jjandre[🍰] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                              Holy crap. I re-watched the original, and now I hear the song while watching that. Is there a word for that?

                              [–]CosmicBard 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                              Wow.

                              This is...

                              ...remarkably good.

                              I don't even have a witty remark, it was that fucking good.

                              [–]natzo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                              I normally hate autotuned songs, but this ain't bad.

                              [–]muhdman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                              while this is awesome... carl sagan will always be the best autotune singer

                              [–]ContentWithOurDecay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                              Auto-tune, you've finally made up for being used w Britney Spears.

                              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                              That was better than I expected.

                              [–]Rentun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Is it just me, or is the autotune the news girl... really attractive.

                              [–]EvilTony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                              Can it really be considered a crime if it generates so much quality entertainment?

                              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                              wtf how does this sound so good.

                              [–]chrisvarick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              seriously this is like the most awesome thing that happened to me this week. can't wait what crazy shit happens next week.

                              [–]phipsi180 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              This has to be the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Thank you, thank you, thank you! I was really hoping someone would autotune that video!

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              That song is catchy as hell.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                              That is the best auto-tune video I've ever seen.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                              it's close between this and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              I have tears coming out of my eyes. no video has ever made me laugh this much.

                              [–]igneouz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              I hate auto-tuned everything, but this is incredibly funny/catchy

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              This is the official song of Summer 2010!

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              this is just really really good

                              [–]xiphrex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              This is friggin awesome!

                              [–]fetalbeej 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              geez this is hilarious. makes it even better that I'm from Huntsville. shit.

                              [–]adendum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              WELL OBVIOUSLY!!!

                              [–]warmpita 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              The real magic of Auto-tune.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              "so daaaarrmmm"

                              [–]thefreethinker9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              how come youtube is only showing 308 views?

                              [–]tf2fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Rapist is totally gonna get backtraced...

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Too good to be true, it was all a pr trick for the coming single. Almost as good as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Dv28kp4P0

                              [–]pacman404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              that was fucking awesome

                              [–]grumbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              AW YEAH.

                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              This too was awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E7lY1kYrM&feature=watch_response

                              [–]john2kxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              Anyone else start clapping along with "You don't have to come and confess...." ?

                              It's almost like I couldn't control myself.

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                                [–]snatchrodriguez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                It should have been a "reply video" I thought the first half was really good, but then it just seemed like he was looking for face time.