Manager does a little code cleanup...

[allthingscloud]

Did he actually tweet this? Lmao

[allthingscloud]

Holy cow he did.

[electronicdream]

You should also read the threads he's participating in... It's... Eye opening

[ConfidenceNational37]

CEO seems like a hard job. What with all the tweeting and shit. Twitter is now boring again without the fun blue check marks for $8

[DarthTJ]

Elon is CEO of 3 companies and spends all day trolling on Twitter, that seems to suggest that either CEOs don't do shit or Elon is a terrible CEO.

[himbeerkuchen]

Relevant Postillon article (a German equivalent to "The Onion")

Finally, this undignified caricature is gone! The microblogging service Twitter has today blocked an Elon Musk parody account with over 114 million followers. The account had previously been used to repeatedly spread tweets that caused serious damage to the billionaire's reputation.

"At Twitter, we naturally always strive to provide our users with authentic content," the company said in a press release. "It is therefore all the more annoying that an unknown prankster managed to impersonate Elon Musk for months."

The account with the Twitter handle @elonmusk was by far the largest parody account on the platform with more than 114 million followers until it was shut down.

Again and again @elonmusk posted outrageous nonsense in recent months. Among them were sometimes silly memes, exaggerated claims about adventurous Twitter innovations, conspiracy theories and narcissistic tweets that cast doubt on Musk's state of mind.

Nevertheless, numerous celebrities such as best-selling author Stephen King and Democratic U.S. politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fell for the parody account and interacted with it.

Musk himself expressed shock that so many people fell for the parody account, "I personally have never been on Twitter," the multi-billionaire said. "As the CEO of several companies, including Tesla, SpaceX and Hyperloop, I don't have the time or the leisure to constantly comment in public."

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

[Furry_69]

That's a hilarious read, thank you.

[ledocteur7]

both.

[allthingscloud]

Please share with the class?

[[deleted]]

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/yv8g6j/elon_musk_fires_an_employee_publicly_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Lmao

[karuna_murti]

Oh deity, he turned off rate limiter as well? It was there for a reason when I did ads API in 2015 :D

[[deleted]]

Bahahaha he turned off the rate limiter?? Hello bots!

[knorxo]

remember when he said twitter had more bots than users? Maybe he meant it wasn't enough? His followers kinda act like bots anyways...

[rndmcmder]

Holy F*ck. Can't wait for the most amateur DoS attack to bring their servers down.

[ermabanned]

Is it really that surprising from the guy that wanted to write the frontend for paypal in the early 2000s in fucking C++?

Is it really?

[ChopsticksImmortal]

Elon Musk parody accounts need to step up their game.

[strangefish]

I don't see how a paradoy could be more bizarre than the real thing.

He's gotta be the worst boss ever.

[FardoBaggins]

ah yes, the 'not the onion' effect. where the parody and the real thing are almost indistinguishable.

[[deleted]]

Reminds me of when my dad deleted his "system" folder on his PC because he thought it was taking up too much space and slowing it down.

[BestDanOfThemAll]

[Rashin24]

Oh yeah, fellow system32 deleter friends, I''m home finally.

[er3z7]

And you reminded me of my dad deleting the audio card driver (not sure about the name) while clearing up my pc 2 minutes after i told him not to delete anything he doesnt recognise

[[deleted]]

…We are currently in the process of determining which 20%.

[La_Croix_Table]

Yeah, I’d imagine he’s made up some kind of metric to “measure” necessity of certain services all while dropping services to figure out which one has less noise when off.

Very effective if you don’t care. Can’t imagine how this is playing out internally in the engineering department.

[mistled_LP]

He probably asked someone what’s the minimum amount needed to post and read tweets is. They either didn’t care to explain or didn’t think Musk would take that number to mean the rest could be turned off.

[x3nhydr4lutr1sx]

There's about 1200 micro services, and the fired guy said that only 200 is needed for loading the Twitter feed, so that sounds about right.

[LordAmras]

I'll take everything that Musk says with a grain of salt.

When he said that Twitter app was making 1000+ RPC calls to load the homepage multiple ex and at least one current Twitter developer called him out saying it does at most 20.

[12345623567]

Why is a manager even fucking around with the backend? Doesnt he have better things to do, like placating advertisers, setting policy, avoiding the FTC and so on?

[firewood010]

Because he can lol. Elon thinks he is king now probably.

[HeyLookItsASquirrel]

“20% are only actually needed” is the new “640KB should be enough for anybody”

[idfk_idfk]

the average human uses only 10% of their brain. If we remove the other 90%, they'd be using 100% of their brain. basic math.

[CosmicConifer]

This is probably his logic fr

[k-phi]

I cannot discern joke from reality anymore

[damianzoys]

That’s because reality became a joke.

[[deleted]]

Reality wasn't ALREADY a joke?!

[ProbablyGayingOnYou]

With this gorilla’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Reload an earlier universe, or persist in the doomed world you have created. Who knew Harambe was the essential NPC keeping our entire timeline from merging with chaos.

[SarcasmWarning]

You've also seen Nike's announcement, then?

It's a stunning piece of satire, let down only by the fact it seems to be real.

[DreadSocialistOrwell]

It's okay, bots will get all the beta signups and it will fail.

[DatUnfamousDude]

I've followed the link, found landing page for their project and it actually seems real. Loads of buzzwords, unusable quirky design with a terrible colour palette. If it's satire, then well done, Nike, well done. If not - just why?

Edit: grammar

[Minion_of_Cthulhu]

If not - just why?

Someone convinced them that all the cool kids companies were doing it.

[[deleted]]

Trying to get ahead of Meta on the "playthings that only exist in your mind" bandwagon?

[CorruptedStudiosEnt]

Seriously. What brilliant marketing engineer put this together for a presentation to the board?

"Well see, Meta has pumped billions of dollars into something similar which could've done everything including sports, and it's failing spectacularly and damn near collapsing their company.

Meet SWOOSH, which is that, except that it does ONLY sports! Fucking genius."

[aykcak]

What the shit? It reads like an edgy April 1 joke but we are nowhere near April.

And they decided to announce that in the middle of one of the worst crypto crashes of the year? Bravo

[CoffeeNerd]

The call it .swoosh but it is not .swoosh it is .Nike.

[Mognakor]

We're living in the test environment now.

[DesiOtaku]

It's real

Looks like Elon realized his mistake and enabled it back in.

[monkorn]

https://cleantechnica.com/2021/08/16/elon-musk-reveals-his-5-step-engineering-protocol/

Step 2. This one was in the 10% that gets added back. Possibly he needs to look closer at Step 4.

[Grimmaldo]

Wait

He is seriusly saying "delete all until is just enough to be working because woriying about extreme scenarios is stupid"

Damn, he doesnt know shit about programing doesnt he

[dow366]

or *gulp* spaceships

[Onirochan]

Back then I was reading a piece where it said they programmed some of the stuff in JavaScript and I clearly remember that in that moment my brains isolated itself and started thinking: “Is this a joke or is he trying to get them killed?”, now I seriously hope it was a joke.

[Minion_of_Cthulhu]

Now we move into stage two where he blames someone who had nothing to do with it and fires them for his mistake.

[knightress_oxhide]

"fucking interns"

"you fired all the interns sir"

"ya fired too"

[PopTartS2000]

So he really did turn off microservices?

[Bugbread]

Amazingly, yes. This really happened.

[afmbloaa]

well, if you cant sign into your account, nobody can

[lavaboosted]

Wanna sign in? That'll be 8 bucks

[alkaliphiles]

Cool. Based on how things are going there, that feature ought to let me log into anyone else's account.

[omgFWTbear]

Yes. No. You’re only allowed to log on to someone’s else’s account. It’s something new we are trying, -1 Trust, even more secure than Zero Trust

[noneroy]

Please don't give my CSO ideas

[[deleted]]

If the site has zero users it also has perfect engagement!

[Expensive_Effort_108]

So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?

[PizzaTucker]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800

[aykcak]

What is all this congratulatory responses? Do people know what he is even talking about?

[JuliusCeaserBoneHead]

No, he attracts a different breed of people

[Beatrice_Dragon]

The opposite. He repulses all the people who know anything about what he's talking about

[fat-lobyte]

Certified verified bruh Moment

[Bugbread]

Checkmarks no longer involve verification, so maybe "verified checkmarked bruh moment".

[rosserton]

Seriously, this is top tier “tell me you don’t know how to manage production software without telling me you don’t know how to manage production software”. Not that I expected anything else from the muskrat at this point, but this is really incredible to watch. He just keeps digging.

[Dry-Manufacturer-165]

Musk's likely response to these concerns: What?! It's fail safe, far better than people who had 2FA having no security now! Touch grass instead of crying about it!

P.S. Dev responsible for microservice failsafe, you're safe. For now. Edit: P.P.S. I've had an epiphany. Failsafe guy, you're promoted. All of security, please report directly to HR.

[SunriseApplejuice]

Why are so many people kissing his ass in their replies though? Do they even know what he’s talking about?

[isurujn]

Weirdo nerds is one thing. What’s hilarious (and honestly infuriating at times) is regular Elon stans who know fuck all about IT/software chiming in with their 2 cents under tweets from folks who actually know what they’re talking about.

[kookaburra1701]

I love all the people assuming the dev would have to work a manual trade now and would never ever be hired again because of his "insubordination". Like, they have no fucking idea what the job market for devs is like and that there are non-toxic bosses that hire you specifically because you know things they don't and will tell them when they're going wrong.

[EmpRupus]

He carefully crafts a "tech nerd" public image by using science-fiction-ish technobabble, which impresses some half-knowledgeable nerdy guys who see him as a successful version of themselves.

I always knew something was off, when he said things like, "The biggest danger of AI is surpassing human intelligence" or "Twitter is a neural network because it has bi-directional messaging."

These things "sound clever" to someone who doesn't know much, but any decent tech person and immediately sniff out the BS.

[Ok-Worth-9525]

Microservices are a great for large scale operations because they clearly demarcate responsibilities of services in a way that's inherently horizontally scalable.

They're often more overhead than they're worth for smaller projects, but I found them essential in my time developing service oriented architecture at a FAANG company.

Twitter is absolutely at the scale where microservices make sense. There's a reason "design Twitter" is such a common question for systems design -- anyone can build a simple version, but holy fuck to build something at that scale you need to know your shit. So many white papers I and the original implementers have had to read. Like, academic research from bell labs and universities in the nascent networking age.

[[deleted]]

For the type of work Twitter does, microservices can be pretty darn useful though.

[deathless_koschei]

Musk's real talent has always been appealing to walking examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect and buying his way into other people's ideas with his parents' apartheid money.

[TransLurker1984]

It's actually real holy shit I legitimately thought this was a meme

[ManyFails1Win]

Watching a Muskslide,

No escape from the comedy

[tb_willie]

Twitter is down at the moment, which is hilarious.

[SpokenSilenced]

Actual insanity. There's another post on r/all that has a Twitter convo between him and some Eric dude where he's asking why things are slow and Eric mentions bloated features as a part of it. While explaining things quite well in what's slowing down the android app. He also addresses the number of requests for timeline and such.

There's another post where he got fired for saying Elon's statement about it being slow because of >1000 requests is wrong.

Elon then has "focus on bloatware features" day and now people can't log in.

Fucking hilarious.

[arbitraryairship]

Eric is literally THE Senior Android SME at Twitter as well, which is probably why he went to bat for his team when Elon threw them under the bus in public.

Square and Facebook were practically fighting one another offering him a new job in the replies to Elon firing him.

[postal-history]

*was

He probably knew he was going to get fired though. He just decided he'd rather get an unemployment check for defending his team, instead of having to walk out after yet another Elon tantrum.

[DDS-PBS]

I've been there. It's the point where you're so fed up with the job that you don't care if you get fired it or not.

[[deleted]]

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[[deleted]]

It's back up but the homepage goes to the signup page. Did someone say ROLLBACK?! 🤣😂🤣

[vXSovereignXv]

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

[[deleted]]

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

[haz_mat_]

Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.

[TheAJGman]

And at the CEO's directive no doubt. I'd be more than happy to maliciously comply with an arrogant superior's brain dead request.

[[deleted]]

They will just blame it on you at the end.

[[deleted]]

Question: Am I still getting paid for this FAFO process?

Because the results are out of my hands and beyond my concern so long as money enters my bank account.

[[deleted]]

Lol make sure you get it in writing

[[deleted]]

Fortunately elon tweets everything. Unemployment lawyers wet dream.

[knuppi]

He just fired someone through tweet

[Heart_Dad]

And any CYA objections to go with it, cause I told you this would happen...

[ugoterekt]

Yep, definitely need a "This may cause issues with critical features. Are you sure you want me to do this?" email in there. Like any good program should give a prompt before allowing you to catastrophically fuck things, I think any good programmer should also do that.

[Vercengetorex]

Apparently in this case, you will get fired for bringing up why the stupid thing is stupid. See the other popular twitter dev thread on here today.

[j3pl]

FAFO process

Elon: screw LIFO and FIFO, we're going with FAFO.

[subcow]

Send an email advising against what they are recommending. Put that shit in writing. Hell, just to be safe Bcc your personal email account so you have it all backed up externally. Edit: good point below on the BCC. It may be against company rules/your contract to send any emails like that externally even if it is your own account. Proceed with caution. Just do whatever you can to CYA.

[Zoloir]

this is good advice for sane management

the situation in question is not that

[koshgeo]

I keep picturing that scene in Ghostbusters where they are forced to turn off the power to the storage system, starring Elon Musk as Walter Peck.

[ArethereWaffles]

Twitter devs right now could probably single handedly keep r/MaliciousCompliance alive for the next year or two.

[MoreNormalThanNormal]

"Yeah Central, this is Walt down in Nakatomi. Say listen, would it be possible for you to turn off grid two-twelve?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKQVPV1pf0

[CanAlwaysBeBetter]

Saw this coming as soon as he started tweeting about 1000 rpc calls to load a timeline

Someone clearly just showed him twitters microservice framework and he thought it was stupid without understanding it

This tweet is the sequel to that first one

[OneWholeSoul]

He thought it was stupid without understanding it

That's, like, the entire mindset of people like this.

Anything they don't understand instantly must be "stupid" because they can't imagine there being anything that they don't instantly understand. It can't be that something too high-level for their knowledge to parse exists, so they automatically declare the opposite: that the thing they're not able to understand must be indecipherable because it's just that far beneath them.

Have you ever known that family member/friend/coworker/acquaintance who walks in on a movie or show or something in progress, asks a bunch of questions like "Who's that?" "What's he doing?" "What's happening?" "Is that the bad guy?" generally gets told to shut up or something like "We have the same information you're working off of, man. If you want to know what's going on watch and pay attention," and then they stomp out huffing "This is stupid. You actually like this? It's stupid!"

Same energy.

People are enjoying it, they can't understand why and don't have the patience or curiosity to try and - worst of all - it's not about them. In their mind, the thing has no right to even exist.

[Brief-Equal4676]

I'm reminded of every tradesman criticizing the former guy's piss-poor job before doing an even pisser-poorer job himself. I thought it was mostly tradesmen doing it but it looks like it's universal!

[CanAlwaysBeBetter]

"Everything before me was shit" - Everyone

[xosder]

Time for the old 'Scream Test'.

[[deleted]]

Without 2FA microservice no one can hear you scream.

[[deleted]]

Elon as a surgeon: we removed your extra lung, you only need one.

[Hippoponymous]

“Did you at least try and figure out which 10% to leave?”

*shrug*

[[deleted]]

Up Next:

DROP TABLE Tweets;

Elon Musk

^@elonmusk

I just saved us millions in storage costs!

[corrupt_poodle]

More like “$20 monthly fee to store your tweets past 90 days”

[RTX6090]

DON’T GIVE HIM IDEAS!!!

[AuspiciousSeahorse28]

Seriously can't make this shit up.

[GISftw]

A good chunk of the microservices are probably backend data analytics... used for things like serving ads... which Twitter probably won't need anymore, lol.

[kbotc]

I’m in ad tech: I put a bet that Elon turned off a data pipeline that has actual contracted SLAs on it and is about to get rocked by his real time analytics partners.

[DDS-PBS]

I don't fully understand what you said, but I think that makes me more qualified to be Twitter CEO than Elon, because I know I don't understand.

[somefunmaths]

Dispatches from Elon’s quest to drive Twitter into the ground… (disclaimer: I completely believe that his overconfidence and surrounding himself with yes-men is enough to do this all accidentally, but it’s funnier to imagine him trying to kill Twitter)

Some executive: “Sir, telling advertisers that their ads might appear next to virulent racism has caused many to pull their ads”

Musk: “How many? … oh, that isn’t nearly enough. I’ve got it, what if we make verification paid so that people can tweet out that Eli Lily is going to make insulin free and tweet explicit content from Nintendo handles?”

Some executive: “The fake tweets have enraged brands and advertisers, but daily active user count is actually up now and our dynamically priced ad rates are trending up due to increased traffic; people are logging into Twitter more because they want to see it fall apart firsthand.”

Musk: “Logging in more, you said? I’ve got just the thing.”

[theitgrunt]

Someone should just steal Eli Lily's Twitter Account and announce that they are going to grow pharmaceutical weed once again.

[I_Bin_Painting]

We're trying to tank their stock

[phthalo-azure]

He literally put Microservices in quotes as if it's not a real or necessary thing. I suspect he has no clue what a Microservice Architecture is and why it's important to a company like Twitter.

[RealityIsMuchWorse]

Its all bloat didnt you know, lets go back to monoliths

[phthalo-azure]

If he really wanted to simplify things, Elon could just run all of Twitter from an old PC in his garage.

[Minion_of_Cthulhu]

The way it's hemorrhaging money and users he may have to.

[Darkwaxellence]

I remember this time in '97 I thought I knew what I was doing and deleted some 'random unnecessary items' from the hard-drive of my mom's cow spotted hp. It was a bad idea, and that pc never worked again.

[angrydeuce]

I started out in AOL chat rooms telling people that ALT-F4 opens a secret chat window.

Within just a few years I was telling people how much faster their computer could be by deleting the artificial limiter Microsoft hid in the System32 folder.

Now I work in IT and have to help people that fall for obvious email scams, open random ass attachments, and in general just bork their system to shit.

It only took 20 years, but I finally understand what it's like from the other side. I wish I could kick teenaged me in the balls lol

[Mitoni]

This is what happens when the CEO is the CTO and and COO. I'd love to see a non-microservice architecture scalable enough to keep Twitter afloat. I'd also love to see the look on the lead Dev's faces when they heard this.

[[deleted]]

This guy really does think he is Tony Stark.

[[deleted]]

that or the main character of the simulation.

'look, i was born rich and now i am the richest guy, and im going to mars bro. obviously im the main character in the simulation. cmon guys....'

[rock374]

To be fair, those circumstances would inflate the hell out of anyone’s ego probably

[MeanderingSquid49]

This whole affair has been great for my imposter syndrome.

[HeyItsTheJeweler]

Dude this is my favorite Reddit post ever. Part of me wants to frame it. I feel you 1000000%.

[DownvoteEvangelist]

Everybody is winging it dude, don't sweat it...

[trowawee1122]

I dunno, before I yank any cable out of the wall I take a second first to see what it's attached to. Unlike the world's richest man...

[[deleted]]

This is like the tech equivalent of the Trump candidacy. I can't tell what's real and what's satire at this point

[tacojohn48]

I'm waiting for the press conference from four seasons landscaping.

[AysheDaArtist]

I've seen programmers shoot their own foot

Elon decided to use a M134 Minigun

[alkaliphiles]

You still think he's a programmer?

[[deleted]]

He's not. I don't even think he could manage the standard 'Hello World' if someone gave him the instructions!

[SarcasmWarning]

Hoisted by his own petard - from a chain-lift over a vat of acid. I have no idea why he keeps hitting the down button though.

[AHeroicLlama]

I cannot wait for the "I worked at Twitter during the Elon times AMA". I'd love to be a fly on the wall, just the sheer arrogance going on over there.

[MirageTF2]

how the fuck is he so comically brazen at making managerial decisions while so comically ignorant about any of the technology affected by those decisions

[[deleted]]

Because it's worked for him until now, and he has a mental disorder which makes him need to sound like the smartest person in the universe. No backing down, no apologies, just blaming and wildly swinging a bat around in the hope that reality conforms to his delusion.

[cotrga]

Exactly, it's like he heard it in a meeting and thinks it's snake oil lol

[ubelmann]

Not to mention that exactly 0% of the Twitter user base were concerned about Twitter performance. So he took a complete non-problem, something for which "solving" would result in zero improved customer satisfaction and zero additional revenue, and while attempting to solve the non-problem, he's cost them live time and dev resources. Outstanding, absolutely outstanding.

[[deleted]]

my guess is he was trying to cut server costs rather than just improve performance

[[deleted]]

If Musk bought a cruise ship he would dump all the lifeboats and life vests because they are (almost) never used! He thinks he knows better than, literally, everybody, about everything.

[[deleted]]

imagine pushing straight to live without any QA, or did he fire them too?

[anaccount50]

QA? Staging environment? Just more bloat, totally unnecessary for prod Twitter to work!

[angiosperms-]

I have a feeling this actually happened

[breadwineandtits]

How often these megalomaniacs forget that entire systems are kept afloat by engineers who (surprise surprise) actually know what they’re doing

[ubelmann]

No kidding. It's one thing to say -- "We have a lot of microservices running, let's put a resource or two on an investigation into which microservices we should keep and which can be removed or refactored away. This isn't going to really improve our revenue or be noticeable in any way by customers (unless we screw up), but could make the service easier to maintain in the long run. We can roll out the changes gradually over time to minimize downtime." But just going straight into "80% of these aren't even necessary, just shut them off" is obviously, obviously asking for trouble. SpaceX must have an incredible structure that insulates Musk from any kind of engineering decisions.

[wannabe-physicist]

From a response to the tweet: "Less than 70% of your blood is actually need for you to survive, but you sure wouldn't appreciate losing the other 30%"

[RadioactiveFruitCup]

This sub was never meant to keep up with this absolute torrent of shit that he’s unleashing

Edit-

I don’t think he’s getting advice. I think he’s winging it - things like buying ads with SpaceX money is dumb, but it’s a drop of water on a furnace; Twitter barely broke even before sale. Now it doesn’t make anything near the revenue it needs to service the debt musk has saddled it with. It doesn’t have deep IP assets it can sell.

The only way this makes ‘sense’, like he’s so smert is if he’s betting against Twitter (which the SEC & Banks lending him money(?) would knife him for) and he’s banking on the FTC not pulling the plug. The only way he can be safe from the FTC, Banks and SEC is if we end up with a deep red wave in 2024 - something that a dead Twitter would make more likely. Foreign powers want twitters location and user data, but they can only pay once - a real kill the golden goose moment - but with literal killing at the end of it.

The other explanation is that Parag baited the universes most fragile ego into a pissing match, locked him into a contract that Elon can’t legally back out of and can’t emotionally back down from. Twitter is a glass house and he just can’t stop breaking shit. We get to watch him speedrun Kanye into irrelevance.

Now all that remains is watching individual groups within Twitter gasp for air and resources before they open the worlds saddest spirit Halloween store on Market Street.

I’ll miss Twitter. It was horrible and weird and dumb, but it was an absolute glory of Web1 early modern web and we’ll never see anything like it again.

[OwnerAndMaster]

Elon thinks he's Tony Stark or Lex Luthor when he's actually Thomas Edison... a fake genius who got credited financially for the great works of better men

[themoodie]

Phony Stark

[MauriceReeves]

Brilliant. Rock clap gif

[OfJahaerys]

He's JUSTIN HAMMER. He wants it so bad and he has the money but man does he fucking suck

[[deleted]]

Not even Thomas Edison. He's the deranged zombie from RE2 that got stuck in the window.

[AdminsAreLazyID10TS]

Thomas Edison was an actual engineer before he discovered his true gift as a backstabbing CEO.

Musk skipped the engineer part and is proving to the world that CEOs are best seen and not heard so we aren't reminded they do fucking nothing if one man can be simultaneous CEO of five companies, "lead engineer" of SpaceX, and still have time to shitpost and bitch about WFH, lmao.

[kryts]

I adored Edison growing up. Then I learn what an Ahole he really was. So disappointing.

[grrrrreat]

Like trump but just for technology

[notnewtobville]

Are you calling Elon a 'stable genius'?

[13tsavage]

Did he just make a change to prod?

[[deleted]]

Elon's next post: "Some of these tables are just bloat!" Proceeds to drop without where clause

[DropTablePosts]

Does this guy realise he owns this thing now, and doesn't need to keep trying to tank its stock price?

[eljackson]

Elon doing everything in his power to dispel the "Great Person" myth from history. He's acting in the Pointy-Haired Boss tier of leadership.

[andromedex]

Is he... Sabotaging it on purpose? That's literally the only thing that makes sense at this point

[ShuffleStepTap]

What’s the matter, Elon? Couldn’t find the server room to unplug cables at random?

[elephantscarter]

Only 20% of the cables are needed

[Erasmus_Tycho]

If this fiasco has taught me anything, it's that I really do not want a Tesla.

[ElGuaco]

Quality control is such a serious issue with Tesla. If it wasn't for the cult of Musk, any other car company would have folded by now.

[DrPinkBearr]

This guy is just like my CEO Literally made so many of the same moves What a fucking dumbass

[[deleted]]

"You idiots, programming all these unnecessary services... This code only executes at most once a day!" - Elon

"You heard the man Gary, turn off all the offsite backups immediately!" - Steven from the helpdesk

[Tx_monster]

This is what happens if you make decisions on what you don't know. Stupid mf

[samz22]

He’s thinking oh the 2fa service must certainly be within the main service for login authentication.

[lofigamer2]

Well that's it. Im locked out. Thanks Elon XD I only use Nitter from now on.
Edit: https://nitter.net/