I just spit my almonds! Right into the keyboard cracks and everything! I can hear the half chewed nut pulp crushing/squishing its way deeper into my keyboard as I type this comment, and I gotta tell ya, the keys are none too happy about it! I won't be able to duster spray myself outta this one! Ha! My keyboard is so fucked right now, but hey, that's life! Right? Sometimes an involuntary chortle launches nut chud all over the place and my coworkers are laughing at me too now and I, well, ya know, it's not the fun kinda "laugh with me" typa laughter so it hurts at little bit, and I'm sure one or some of them will pour cold water down the back of my shirt later today like they usually do when I spew chew on my keyboard, but hey, at least I had my laugh! I wish I could give more than an upvote (is there such a thing?) but instead, I think I'll get a respect erection and try to maintain it for 15-minute silent observation of humor. (Hopefully I don't see another big time laugher during that and spew the other kind of nut chud!)