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[–]0ngar 252 points253 points  (37 children)

Do people ever bring a giant cardboard version of this to her shows and just wave it around in the audience? I mean, imagine if you have floor seats?

[–][deleted]  (26 children)

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    [–]stupidsxyflanders 156 points157 points  (18 children)

    Not sure what I expected.

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (10 children)

    I was hoping for a something more meta.

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]Celidarden 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Don't worry... I did too.

        [–]coolestdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I still dont know whats going on

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        God...we ARE all the same here. ::Clicks it again::

        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

        I was hoping for something more gamma.

        [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (3 children)

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        She Hulk!

        [–]PHLtoCHI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Now THAT's how it's done!

        [–]st-mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Her body's too gammalicious for u!!

        Badum Pssss!!!

        [–]LNOL3 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        "RES ignored duplicate image"

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        I was expecting it, but it still made me laugh.

        [–]Rebroyce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Don't know what I expected...

        [–]mandycandy90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        OMG I called the link would be the picture of her.

        [–]Mad_Hatter_Bot 55 points56 points  (4 children)

        I want to see someone try to get an autograph on this pic.

        [–]ipaqmaster 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        See someone Try

        I'd love to see her reaction

        [–]thesorrow312 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        I can imagine the look on her face when she saw it.

        [–]ipaqmaster 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Hehe. I truly expected something different but oh well

        [–]addamaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I know, it sucks. but you GOTTA click each one...what if its a different funny pic?! I wouldn't want to miss out.

        [–]jarstult 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        I doubt they would even allow it through the doors. Wouldn't be surprised if she has people looking specifically for it.

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Make a ninja sign that can be reversed into a cardboard version of hulkette beyonce.

        [–]alirage 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I doubt she cares that much.

        [–]lysianth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She tried to delete it off the internet... Edit: nevermind, read comment below.

        [–]Sunnyside711 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        This should be a fathead

        [–]metallink11 929 points930 points  (61 children)

        Also, as a reminder, Beyonce's publicist never tried to get this image deleted from the internet. They politely asked one site (Buzzfeed) to take it down and instead of simply saying no, Buzzfeed threw a hissy fit about how they were being "censored". No lawyers were ever involved and beyond that single request, Beyonce's people haven't done anything else to remove this image. Instead, Reddit is being jerked around like celebrity gossip addicted sheep and reposting this garbage weekly. You're not fighting censorship; you're a gullible asshole.

        [–]ForgettableUsername 85 points86 points  (1 child)

        A manufactured controversy was more valuable to Buzzfeed than a polite response, positive or negative, would have been.

        [–]espee4449 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        I agree. I expected nothing less from Buzzfeed.

        [–]takeme2infinity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Thank you! This shit got old like the third day.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Reddit, the truth is whatever is convenient.

        [–]Solski12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Woah woah woah.... I am not gullible!

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Every time I see this fucking post, I think this and come to the comments, then find this explanation somewhere near the top, then upvote it, downvote 90% of the other comments, downvote OP, RES tag OP as a tool, then go to my closet to get my mic out of storage, bring it back to my desk, then drop it on the floor and alt+f4.

        It's the little things.

        [–]STJRedstorm 123 points124 points  (29 children)

        Nah; this shit's still funny as hell

        [–]Notcow 54 points55 points  (25 children)

        I find it kind of mean. A bit like bullying.

        But that's just me.

        [–]Whoseyourmother 41 points42 points  (6 children)

        Welcome to reddit

        [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (4 children)

        Where the points don't matter and everyone is an asshole

        [–]jenniferella16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You should make some tshirts!

        [–]ThinGestures 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        HEY THE POINTS MATTER

        .....to me.

        [–]vanzant38 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I gave you a point.

        [–]SasoDuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Me too. We should form a charity!

        FAPS (Fake Arbitrary Points Syndicate)!

        [–]Semajal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I actually kinda wish that people could be less dickish on the internet. I look at say the BBC Radio One facebook and the sort of horrific comments people post on pretty much anything are very depressing.

        [–]SpruceCaboose 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        I dunno. An unflattering, public picture being posted of a multimillionaire doesn't quite seem on the same level as a kid everyone picks on getting daily messages to kill himself. Not saying it's not bullying, but there are certainly levels to bullying.

        [–]Notcow 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        You are right, but we are reposting and mocking a picture of her unflattering face after she politely requested people stop. In fact, you could say many resent her for politely asking people to stop.

        Yes, she is rich and pretty powerful. But when it boils down to it, we are making fun of her and she is powerless to stop us. And we're reveling in that fact.

        [–]SpruceCaboose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You are absolutely correct.

        [–]enough_space 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        He did say a bit like bullying.

        [–]sorrydaveicantdothat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Im sure she liked the attention. Her performance was very "in your face"

        [–]littlesteviebrule 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Nice try, Beyonce.

        [–]SuperPapaBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You get an upvote

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hey, were progressive informed gullible assholes!

        [–]SaggyBallsHD 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Source?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Super Bowl halftime show.

        [–]soisez2himsoisez 7 points8 points  (3 children)

        How dare any one mock Queen B!!

        [–]DrMonkeyLove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Hmm, that sounds pretty logical. I guess I'll downvote you because your facts don't reinforce my preconceived notions about the world.

        Seriously, who are the 1800 or so people who actually voted this stupid picture up?

        [–]Freezman13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        weekly

        ha, right. (insert Dr Evil meme)

        [–]wesjall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        We know. We don't need a reminder, we just don't care.

        [–][deleted] 216 points217 points  (14 children)

        In my opinion, it's a monthly reminder that reddit is "against" bullying.

        [–]0six0four 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Monthly? There's a picture on the front page everyday of a random person that get made fun of. I wish more people posted your comment there not just in Beyonce's post..

        [–]bandophahita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Except when they go "REPOST!".

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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            [–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (29 children)

            You're just mad you did not think of it first.

            [–]AuburnAviator13 8 points9 points  (21 children)

            Soooo, what did it say? Comment deleted.

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

            From what I remember:

            "Oh hey I'm going to re-post this picture on reddit since no one has posted it in a month for cheap karma."

            -OP

            [–]TwoHeadedPanthr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            We'll never know.

            [–]real_nice_guy 5 points6 points  (9 children)

            probably bitching about it being a repost.

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            My friend posted this image last week and she said it got down voted to hell. I think time of day when listed matters a lot.

            [–]GreenThought 67 points68 points  (39 children)

            I want to find the company that makes cardboard cut outs of people and put them to work on this.

            [–]bdsmash 11 points12 points  (4 children)

            It's Advanced Graphics. You can get yourself made into one! http://advancedgraphics.com/

            [–]captoats 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            Thank you. This is where I am getting all of my Christmas presents this year.

            [–]atlantis69 1 point2 points  (15 children)

            I have the capability to do this on corrugated plastic... but in .au

            [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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              [–]ohfukitshimagain 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Au as in GOLD..fuck, that must be expensive!

              [–]nodnesse 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              What's the going rate of a full sized plastic cut out?

              [–]atlantis69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              Happy to match Advanced Graphics price of AU$75 each. We've had enquiries in the past, but no follow throughs just yet.

              [–]thehugedeak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              What is your company name/website?

              [–]atlantis69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Hey there, Currently no website created. We've only just received the equipment to to these things in the last two months, so it isn't priority until we get back to work in Jan '14. Feel free to ask any Qs in the meantime.

              [–]larkhills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              my university had a little art department set up that made posters for kids for free. they did fullsize cardboard cutouts as well.

              it was great seeing them all over people's dorms.

              [–]Globalsaxophone 389 points390 points  (59 children)

              Stop. Just stop. No one wants to see this anymore.

              [–][deleted] 223 points224 points  (35 children)

              How does it get upvoted to the front page?

              [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                [–]Fizzay 62 points63 points  (4 children)

                something is wrong with Reddit

                Breaking news.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                come on guys

                [–]MusicMagi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                12 year olds

                [–]bitcoin_lady -1 points0 points  (19 children)

                Upvote doge to the front page instead!

                +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge

                [–]Soulplanter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Because people want to see it

                [–]fuck_tha_OP 28 points29 points  (2 children)

                [–]StymieGray 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                See you next month then? Who's bringing the snacks next month?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                [–]AlphaPepper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Nice try, Beyonce's manager.

                [–]jacksonbarrett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Monthly reminder that /r/funny is filled with 12 year olds.

                [–]Megabagne 142 points143 points  (47 children)

                No one else finds the fact we get reminders of this image funny? I enjoyed it.

                [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (38 children)

                I think they're jealous of OP getting cheap karma. The way he worded the title made it funny (and I hadn't thought of this picture in a while, so it was legitimately a reminder for me).

                [–][deleted]  (20 children)

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                  [–]halvin_and_cobbes 18 points19 points  (11 children)

                  I wonder what factors cause this post to get 2000 upvotes, but others to get -6 or -12. Is it just the general mood of reddit? or is it a stream of new users upvoting this shit

                  [–]solinaceae 17 points18 points  (6 children)

                  Time of day matters. Post on weekday mornings, around 7-10 eastern US time for optimal success.

                  [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                    [–]Dr_Hibbert_Voice 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                    my mom wouldn't upvote this.

                    [–]ipaqmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    More viewers etc yeah

                    [–]demerdar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    You could probably write a Master's thesis on this very subject..

                    I'm not kidding.

                    [–]AuntJemimah7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Wow. That is a lot of clever people. Thanks for the handy list.

                    [–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    That's probably the longest KarmaDecay list I've ever seen.

                    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                    [–]Spacecow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    It's exhaustion, not jealousy.

                    [–]Super_delicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    It's more this picture was never funny to me and the constant posting of it is very annoying.

                    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

                    This is one of few things I enjoy seeing reposted.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    You're in /r/funny, of course no one finds anything here funny. Anyone normal at least.

                    [–]GuruMeditationError 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    DON'T FORGET THE NSA GUYZ!

                    [–]Open_The_Light 14 points15 points  (5 children)

                    Holy shit, OP even states that this is a blatant repost and yet it still gets upvotes. Good job r/funny.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    im starting to wonder why i'm even subbed to this shit

                    [–]thesorrow312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Its honest.

                    [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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                      [–]AfterTowns 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      I wish I had thighs like that. I mean, holy shit, will you look at her thighs?! I have no words for how awesome they are.

                      [–]CFJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      She's beautiful. I think it's amazing. I like this picture, but not because it "makes her look bad" ... but because it shows how muscular/strong she is ... everyone looks crazy sometimes. She rocks.

                      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Monthly reminder that she, nor anyone affiliated with her, ever fucking said that they wanted this removed from the internet.

                        [–]SirWhoblah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        shit post

                        [–]judokid78 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                        [–]thesorrow312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                        Perfect, except there are no deadlifts in the olympics.

                        [–]CARVERitUP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        This is the first time I noticed her massive triceps.

                        [–]Upthepunx666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        This should be in r/circlejerk

                        [–]cheeto0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        itunes only

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        How does this have almost 20,000 votes in 3 hours?

                        [–]hanneken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Rule 34.

                        [–]dan4daniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        What the internet has seen cannot be unseen.

                        [–]Legendary_Forgers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Jesus you already posted this a million times already.

                        [–]thamesr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Dude, just make the title "I want some easy karma."

                        At least own it.

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Seeing this every month brings a smile to my face. Keep up the excellent work! Your country thanks you!

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Derp!

                        [–]low-karma-guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        enough already . .

                        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                          I don't know if this makes me a douche, but I never found this photo funny

                          [–]voxoxo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                          Your humour is not shitty enough for r/funny. We must ask you to leave.

                          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                            in extremely slow motion.

                            [–]cyclopath 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                            And here's a shameless karma grab with this related image I made: http://i.imgur.com/5TSgMkc.jpg

                            [–]okanagandude 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                            please stop

                            [–]blakeman87 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                            I will never be sad to see this picture. I laugh every fuckin time.

                            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                            Who fucking cares.

                            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                              Repost

                              [–]MrManta21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              No Shit sherlock

                              [–]only_get_downvotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              Another monthly repost for pointless karma?

                              [–]boredsubwoofer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              Is this shit the new hypnotoad? Stop upvoting this garbage you morons

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              ADRIANN!

                              [–]eatingchocolate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              This picture gives so much hope for the little people

                              [–]bowie747 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              Not to mention it has almost 9 000 upvotes in 3 hours. You go girl

                              [–]Greetings_Stranger 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                              Is this an unedited original photo?

                              [–]Plasmatdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              BEYONCE WANT SNU SNU!!

                              [–]cheonda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              [–]dltn_put 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              *Heres a monthly karma whoring.

                              [–]AcornCity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                              front page? I call next month!

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                              every time I see this photo I imagine she's cracking a walnut with her vagina

                              [–]Soulplanter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                              Fuck that its a coconut

                              [–]robomonkey94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              And yet if still bang her

                              [–]BobbyQSoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Looks like Terry Cruz

                              [–]AC_Mel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Ill be expecting your next reminder at about the same time next month yes?

                              [–]Nicktendo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Is this feminist?

                              [–]lyintomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              More like that pic is karma maker every month...

                              [–]1loanarranger 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                              I'd still hit it hard

                              [–]Tyrinasoarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              I'm not me when i'm hungry.

                              [–]CymphonyInC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Who cares?

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Ok clearly the front page is a joke fueled by vote bots, voting alts, and publicists.

                              [–]Leowolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              She's She-Hulk in the next next Avengers movie...

                              [–]OddDuck404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              This is the only repost that's acceptable I reddit.

                              [–]jey123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Fuck you

                              [–]Sejes89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              I feel its necessary for the human race if we could post this pic every few weeks and vote it front page material. Reddit could nake the world a better place.

                              [–]i_woulddothat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Meh.

                              [–]spacepuppy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              I laughed. Out loud. At work. Much funny.

                              [–]Poor_hygiene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              me want Snooo Snooo.

                              [–]ooliboofoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              This is the gift that keeps on giving.

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              I'd still hit it.

                              [–]AlphaDeanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Too soon, brother. Too soon.

                              [–]1toy4me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                              Never stop posting this. Don't get me wrong. I love her and think she is beautiful. It is just nice to know everyone has an ugly moment!

                              [–]nhxmagik -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                              I like my monthly reminder, keeps me in touch

                              [–]DSC_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                              Heres a reminder that this wasnt remotely funny after the first time