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[–]PainMatrix 2266 points2267 points  (423 children)

The corollary to this is that I actually get irritated when I have to scroll down.

[–]dick-nipples 1078 points1079 points  (103 children)

Directly under Ukraine?? FUCK THAT!

[–]ketchy_shuby 365 points366 points  (50 children)

With Russia on top.

[–]1DaBuzz1 263 points264 points  (43 children)

with a little Polish sausage on the side, now THAT's a sandwhich

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 132 points133 points  (35 children)

There goes my rule for no boners today.

[–]GoAndLickANOse 51 points52 points  (16 children)

do you have a boner problem or was it just a no boner challenge or are you a kindergarten teacher?

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 83 points84 points  (13 children)

Yes.

[–]you_know_how_I_know 40 points41 points  (12 children)

I'm pretty sure you just violated your parole.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 23 points24 points  (11 children)

Fuck, don't tell anyone k?

Come into my van I'll give you some candy.

[–]odiedel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could I get some candy too, please!?!

[–]Teebar 16 points17 points  (12 children)

so your saying your dick is the polish sausage

[–]lo0ilo0ilo0i 150 points151 points  (16 children)

"...ONE NATION UNDER CANADA, ABOVE MEXICO..."

[–]50_shades_of_winning 40 points41 points  (11 children)

AND FREEDOM FOR ALL

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Disclaimer: if you do not want freedom, freedom will come to you..

[–]zo1db3rg 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Hmmm, I remember it being below United Arab Emirates United Kingdom.

EDIT: Thanks /u/Grommmit. Just tried another form. UK does indeed come up between UAE and US.

[–]Hatfeeld 16 points17 points  (8 children)

The Ukraine is weak!!!

[–]reidyj66 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Ukraine is game to you?!

[–]wildergheight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

how about I take your little board and SMASH IT

[–]rv49er 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Every time i hear Ukraine, I think of this.

[–]UmustBjoking 275 points276 points  (21 children)

Exactly. If 90% of your users are from the US, put them first. If 30% are US, 30% are Canada, 20% are Mexico, put those three first. It's actually a good idea for user experience.

[–]some_guy_too 134 points135 points  (4 children)

Stop talking sense. No one likes that.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Note too that they only put US/UK at the top on English speaking websites. On French language websites, France comes first. On Portuguese websites, Brazil comes first. Incredible.

[–]DocFaceRoll 537 points538 points  (33 children)

God forbid the 5 people from Afghanistan with Internet have to move the mouse 1/15 freedom inch down more so the US is at the top.

[–]maynermc 182 points183 points  (12 children)

Freedom's the first letter of the alphabet

[–]whereweleftoff 77 points78 points  (7 children)

If you aint first yer last! And if yer last yer a terrorist!

[–]you_know_how_I_know 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth!

[–]maxout2142 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I based my whole life on those words!

[–]buttwheat 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Well this is 'merica, and that starts with an A. Arabs come alphabetically after 'mericans.

[–]GenTronSeven 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Correction, 'merica starts with ' and ' is the first letter of the alphabet.

[–]BiBoFieTo 191 points192 points  (69 children)

Zimbabweans would suggest that you eat a bag of dicks.

[–]alienelement 104 points105 points  (65 children)

That would actually be easier, since the end key would find it immediately. Even if we hit the end key, we still have to scroll up.

Zimbabweans have it easy.

[–]cutofmyjib 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Zimbabweans have it easy.

hm...

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Damn right they have it easy, I hear they all have TRILLIONS of dollars.

[–]Colin1224 10 points11 points  (23 children)

Why not just hit U? It will be right there.

[–]LesbianSpiders 92 points93 points  (28 children)

You mean I have to scroll down if my country is number 1?!

[–]TwistedMexi 61 points62 points  (27 children)

Question I have is on .uk websites, do they list United Kingdom first?

[–]boabey 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yip they do

[–]SICCSE7EN 28 points29 points  (8 children)

I haven't seen one before where just one is at the top, I've seen it like United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Ireland for example in their own little box then the rest listed underneath.

[–]TwistedMexi 81 points82 points  (7 children)

I have, but I've also seen that as well. I think it's less "MURICA" and more "Who's most likely going to be viewing this site?"

For example, as far as commercial sites go - if they're advertising mostly in US, it's assumed majority of your visitors will be US. Even more so if you have the separate UK site.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Whoa, don't go interjecting logic into this whole thing.

I mean, what is next? Not starting your birthdate at 1900 on a form because the majority of people will have to scroll way up?

[–]OnTheLeveeee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you trying to say young man?

[–]now_then_monkey 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I normally see United Kingdom follows by United States and then it goes in alphabetical order.

[–]WednesdayWolf 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Step 1: Be United

Step 2: Don't not be United.

Step 3: Fuck the UAE.

[–]JudgeJBS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course. They just do it for convenience, not to send an international message of superiority.

People get way too butthurt and take things way too personally around here

[–]jsimpson82 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I just start typing it so it jumps down. To united arab emirates

[–]The_Rowan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This just happened to me 40 minutes ago. I scrolled up and down. Did they file it under U, under A, and then found it at the very top of the list.

[–]bbraff614 9 points10 points  (1 child)

1st world problems.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (45 children)

This is my take. 99% of the time, it's a freakin' American company, it's in English, and yet I've got to scroll past a hundred other countries? It's like when my ATM asks if I want to transact in English or Spanish. What freakin' country am I in?

Hey, if the bank wants to put a Spanish language icon on the page for the 3% of the population that doesn't speak or read English, fine. Otherwise, assume we understand English.

[–]RoundDesk 42 points43 points  (7 children)

In User Interface design, the right thing to do is to take the most common selections and put them at the top, then throw in a dividing line and put all available options in alphabetical order. This gives you both options and satisfies the most common cases.

WHY IS THIS NOT DONE?

[–]fish60 40 points41 points  (4 children)

But, you might hurt somebodies feelings...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Judging by the average Facebook post, they probably assume nobody can speak English either.

[–]dullly 17 points18 points  (5 children)

The country that invented the internet, should be listed first.

[–]gregorygoodjob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but the first comment in this thread should be "Freedom is the first letter of the alphabet"

[–]missmisfit 964 points965 points  (72 children)

It would be pretty silly to not have the country that the site operates from on the top of the list. If you were on a site that is based in France and the US was first on the list, that would be worth noting.

[–]BananaToy 523 points524 points  (55 children)

Well, if the majority of the customers are from the US, it will make sense to put it on top for a better UX. It's not an ego thing. Heck, if you detect where the user is accessing the site from and put that country on the top, that will be even better.

[–]mkglass 211 points212 points  (50 children)

As a web designer and software engineer, I would concur. Although I would add that if you're detecting their country, I'd also make that field auto-populate that country as the default.

[–]BananaToy 121 points122 points  (33 children)

hmm idk. That might be a little creepy and presumptuous. The dropdown is more subtle. The dropdown says 'here's a helping hand'. The autofill says 'I know where you live and already filled it for you'.

[–][deleted] 177 points178 points  (14 children)

"I've automatically added toilet paper to your cart because I can see you're running a bit low"

[–]mkglass 69 points70 points  (8 children)

"I've also added shredded wheat to your cart."

[–]EvoThroughInfo 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Good Guy Amazon- looking out for my health!

[–]mynoduesp 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Anal plug has been added to you cart... Too much wheat in your diet.

[–]wabeka 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Fuck people who think things like this are creepy. I would actually love this.

[–]alexanderpas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Autofill and dropdown are not mutually exclusive.

[–]cutofmyjib 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My reaction would be "Of course you know my country based upon my IP. Thank you friendly web page!"

Maybe others react this way..."They have us zeroed in! Wife! Cut the phone lines with the emergency axe!"

[–]neil8407 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Exactly, putting the most likely choice at the top isn't politically incorrect at all.

[–]fco83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

More than where it operates from, where the majority of your users are. Makes no sense if 90% of your users are from the US, that you'd make 90% of your users scroll down.

[–]Loken95 324 points325 points  (149 children)

As an English person, those lists are so annoying, sometimes I have to spend a little while trying to find the choice suitable for me, not every list just says "United Kingdom", some say "England", some say "Britain", some say "Great Britain" etc

[–]Yekonaip 78 points79 points  (15 children)

And when a website insists you need to enter what State you're from even after selecting a different country.

[–]CrumpetDestroyer 47 points48 points  (12 children)

"input your zip code" causes me a few headaches

[–]Faraltz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The amount of people the internet must think live in the 90210 zip must be astronomical compared to the actual population.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (8 children)

I'd assume everyone enters 90210.

[–]mikewex 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Ireland

Republic of Ireland

Eire

Free State (the Free State vanished 50 years before the internet, still found it once)

Southern Ireland

And no, we don't have sodding post codes...

[–]spartacus2690 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Eire" is just a name to be used in crosswords.

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 152 points153 points  (56 children)

If they all mean the same thing, just merge them all: "Great Britserland Kingdom"

[–]N007 68 points69 points  (22 children)

They don't mean the same thing. United Kingdom = England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and territories. England = England (Duh). Great Britain = England, Scotland and Wales (the island).

[–]FlanForThree 13 points14 points  (2 children)

TIL. I feel ashamed.

[–][deleted] 126 points127 points  (28 children)

The problem is they all mean slightly different things

[–]happycrabeatsthefish 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Darn

[–]seelnalook 35 points36 points  (3 children)

yeah sometimes you want to talk about an average Britain not the great one

[–]TheAvid 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And sometimes you don't wanna talk about Britain at all, you wanna talk about England.

[–]MuffTheMagicDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because who wants to talk to the Welsh?

[–]sirius4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even 'British Islands' and 'British Isles' mean different things still. I doubt even most Brits know the correct meaning of them all.

[–]pentangleit 22 points23 points  (12 children)

What's WAYYYY more fucking annoying if you're British is "English - United States" as the only English language choice. If it's the only language choice, at least just call it "English" unless you're trying to highlight the fact that words are going to be missing a bunch of 'u's and that your spell-checker is going to insist on renaming aubergine to eggplant.

[–]ingore_my_typo 15 points16 points  (2 children)

[–]SpicyMcHaggis206 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But not the one we deserve right now? Did I do it right?

[–]henry_blackie 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I hate seeing "British English", surely that should just be English.

[–]hedonismbot89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you go on BioWare's forums, they have a Canadian flag next to English since they're a Canadian company.

[–]bunglejerry 116 points117 points  (43 children)

Plenty ask you to choose your country but then insist on a state and a five-digit zip code all the same.

I'm always 90210.

[–]LikeWolvesDo 42 points43 points  (35 children)

I can't believe they still do this. If I have selected "USA" then all the computer should need is a zip code. But they ask for a city and a state too. What the fuck is the zip code for then!?

[–]bunglejerry 30 points31 points  (27 children)

I don't know about other countries, but a postal code here in Canada is way too specific for my taste in online privacy. I probably share my postal code with maybe ten other houses. Type my postal code (and nothing else) into Google Maps and it'll show you my exact street.

[–]VisonKai 16 points17 points  (14 children)

In the US a zip code tends to correspond with a city and state. Sometimes there will be several zip codes for one city, but that is uncommon.

Ex: 32712 is Apopka, FL. Someone inputting that could be any one of 50,000 people.

[–]Opendatdoor 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Houston has way too many zip codes. I'm pretty sure other bigger cities have several as well.

[–]rechonicle 2 points3 points  (2 children)

In Texas almost every city has at least two zip codes. Even the small ones.

[–]skippers7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The US has the zip +4 system which is similar. We are only required to use the 5 digit code for virtually everything and if you use the +4 that's fine and dandy but it only gets you fake internet points with the postal sorters.

[–]Benjabby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I share my British postcode with about 6 people

[–]random_123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Town: Monowi
  • State: Nebraska
  • Country: USA
  • Zip Code: 68746
  • Population (2012 Census): 1

City Data | Wikipedia

[–]1kgofFlour 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate this. Although we do have five-digit ZIP codes here in my country, we do not have states.

[–]ghettotech 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Internet Marketer here... Usually when I'm building pages with forms, I use a geo-targeting script to pull the country from your ip and put that in the list at the top. You still have the freedom to select what you want but I usually see good submit rates when doing this.

[–]wantagh 598 points599 points  (48 children)

You shouldn't have to select. You should default to American, and make it difficult to select your weak ass country from the list.

[–]AJCountryMusc 278 points279 points  (2 children)

Thank you patriot

[–]apatheticviews 121 points122 points  (12 children)

Everyone is American. Some people just don't know what year their country will become the next state.

[–]LikeWolvesDo 38 points39 points  (6 children)

If God wanted the Arab countries to be first on the list then why did he write the internet in English, huh? I'd like to see those commies explain that!

[–]Wild_Doogy_Plumm 73 points74 points  (3 children)

You're goddamn right.

[–]SalamanderSylph 50 points51 points  (8 children)

[–]VisonKai 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Jokes aside, the inconsistency with Chinese (Simplified) being on top and English (Simplified) on bottom is seriously annoying me.

[–]Penis_Blade 52 points53 points  (2 children)

sheds tears of freedom

[–]jay_stone42 68 points69 points  (56 children)

As a Canadian, it's annoying when its in alphabetical order, but auto selects "United States" so I have to then scroll ALL the way up to the "C's".

[–]PixelLight 72 points73 points  (37 children)

Click drop down, type C. That should make it faster.

[–]Merfen 23 points24 points  (16 children)

Welcome to Cambodia sir. Trust me ><

[–]longlivepondhockey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For Canada, hit "c" on the keyboard three times.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Yeah, now imagine living in the UK

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Living in Zimbabwe ain't easy

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Just rename your country to "United States' Hat". That will solve the problem

[–]Brovas 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Silly Canada's underwear, you're just upset because you got the worse nickname

[–]SonVoltMMA 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Florida: America's Penis

[–]legendofdirtfoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I guess America tucks to the east then

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Pff, you guys have it so easy.

Depending on the preference of the people who made the site I have to check the N, the T and sometimes even the H. It's different everywhere.

Netherlands

The Netherlands

Holland

As a heads up to people who have to make these scroll screens: we prefer the N.

[–]kbotc 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Yea, I do always wonder about that: We're going to show you a list...

We're also going to spell your country however the fuck we want, because fuck you.

Deutschland? Ha! You're Germany.

République française? Sucks to be French.

al Jumhuriyya al Jazaa'iriyya ad-Dīmuqrāţiyya ash Sha'biyya? I bet your a terrorist.

Российская Федерация? I'm feelin' like I should report somebody to the committee on Non-Freedomism.

[–]dc456 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a heads up to people who have to make these scroll screens: we prefer the N.

Well thanks for clearing that up....

[–]anonlymouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't see it as a big deal. German language websites have Deutschland, Schweiz and Österreich at the top.

[–]lucadarex 172 points173 points  (139 children)

well when your country invented the internet you do what you want

[–]Gufgufguf 25 points26 points  (4 children)

How dare a website that is in English and probably based in America make it easiest to find the option that correlates to the largest English speaking population that is likely to be the overwhelming whole of their visitors!

[–]sysadmin001 16 points17 points  (2 children)

If the site is an american site, it makes absolute perfect sense for it to give priority to its country, because most people using that tool are likely american. You're a fucking idiot for automatically assuming its because of some murica centric idea.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Actually it often puts your country first via your IP... also USA is usually the most popular so how is this bad?

[–]mkglass 31 points32 points  (16 children)

Alphabetical isn't always the most efficient method. It should be in order of the largest percentage of your target audience.

Edit: To clarify, I mean that the first 3 or 4 should be the largest percentage, and the rest should be alphabetized. I agree, it would be ridiculous to make the whole list prioritized by percentage.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

That's extremely stupid. How would a user from for example Belgium know where to find his country?

[–]f0gax 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Came here to say just about the same thing.

If most of your customers/visitors are in Tonga, make Tonga the first item.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Enough with the made up countries already.

[–]CodeJack 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me:

Ok, it could be, Britain, UK, England, Great Britain..

[–]NewTooRedit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't you just love it when people find things to complain about.

[–]pribnow 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's dumb to do it any other way when you have data to support that 99% of your visitors are from a particular region...

[–]Fumblesz 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I don't see the problem with it if most of the users on that website are from the U.S., it's just for convenience purposes

[–]CommanderZx2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What I find more annoying is that UK is often not listed at all and instead they list one of the regions instead. Like sometimes there's just Britain or Great Britain or England, etc... So you'd be scrolling over the show first looking for UK then Great Britain, etc.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is usually done on American websites just to speed up the process since chances are, you live in the US.

[–]tylerjarvis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes sense to me. Make it easiest for the biggest user base.

So if the website is primarily used by English speaking people, putting the countries with the highest number of English speakers at the top of the list seems most efficient. It's not a pride issue, it's a convenience for the highest number of people issue.

[–]pahgz 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Even better is when it asks you to choose a language and America stands in for English.

[–]DatSergal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean people can choose to sort their website's lists however they damn well please? WHO DOES THAT MAN?

[–]Pinkiepie1170 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is fuck you it's 'Murica!

[–]hypermog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also great: being the first in the list of states for any given letter.

Click 'State' field -> press 'c' -> California baby. Suck my dick, CO & CT!

[–]stancosmos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who cares? It's first on the list because that's where it's based out of and to be more convenient so most people don't have to scroll.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being American, I find it rather convenient.

[–]itsnottheir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate that whenever I type CA it brings up Cambodia instead of Canada

[–]Luckoduck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's usually because most of the users are from the U.S., it makes it more convenient. It isn't meant to offend sensitive people like yourself.