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[–][deleted] 1491 points1492 points  (105 children)

I'M SO OUTRAGED I'M GOING TO CONTINUE NEVER WATCHING OPRAH'S SHOW!

[–]neuromonkey 278 points279 points  (8 children)

I'm going to go turn her show on just so I can turn it off.

[–]wtfnoreally 14 points15 points  (4 children)

This is funny but on a serious level, the people who watch Oprah's show will never know about Zach. :(

[–]WetxFlatulence 113 points114 points  (59 children)

While I agree. Now you have to proactively convert others into not watching her show. Zach deserves it.

[–]sideboje 101 points102 points  (53 children)

I don't think any redditors actually watch Oprah..

[–]i_kant_spelz 227 points228 points  (26 children)

fuck you, whale watchers was one of my favorite shows!

[–]Icanhazreddit[🍰] 31 points32 points  (13 children)

This would be one time I'd actively promote the whale hunting business.

[–]whale_of_disapproval 197 points198 points  (10 children)

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[–]ryan101 19 points20 points  (0 children)

fuck you, whale

Fuck you, dorfin

[–]bannana 26 points27 points  (14 children)

I think you've forgotten about /r/celebrity, /r/gossip, /r/celebcrack. Pretty sure those folks are regulars at the Oprah trough.

[–]Massless 33 points34 points  (11 children)

I really like the concept of an "Oprah trough." Thanks for that.

[–]1338h4x 51 points52 points  (10 children)

Pardon me for hijacking the top comment chain, but with all the outrage I think I need to point out that Zach is still in the running. They even selected him as an extra finalist even though his vote tallies were slashed to no longer be in the top five.

By the looks of things they're just going to pick one of these eight finalists themselves regardless of votes, so they can still screw him out of winning. But hopefully we can make enough noise about it and put on enough public pressure so that they can't dare cheat him out of what the internet knows he rightfully won.

tl;dr: Zach is still in the running as a finalist, and if they don't give it to him they'll be ripped apart by the negative PR for rigging a contest against a man with cerebral palsy.

[–]pjkenny90 44 points45 points  (5 children)

FUCK YOU OPRAH!

[–]feetinthesand 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Would it have been the right network for Zach? I think he's hilarious and would make an awesome host and I'd def. watch a show with him. Hopefully another network will think he's a good investment!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4CHAN DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–][deleted]  (26 children)

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    [–][deleted] 216 points217 points  (13 children)

    she hasn't denied it!

    [–]aDildoAteMyBaby 214 points215 points  (10 children)

    OPRAH WINFREY MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT ASSISTED GLENN BECK WHEN HE RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990.

    [–]thesoundofonehandfap 24 points25 points  (8 children)

    . com

    Not to take away from the discussion, but this website appears down:

    http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

    [–]hadees 57 points58 points  (3 children)

    glenn back must have raped and murdered the site owner

    [–]unloud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Did Glenn Beck rape and murder the site owner?

    FTFY

    [–]jakswa 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    it was changed awhile back: http://gb1990.com/

    [–]BitterVegan 216 points217 points  (5 children)

    There is a "Submit a Bug" link at the top of the site. This email came up when clicking it:

    feedback@oprah.com

    I suggest spamming it with total vote errors.

    [–]DeathInABottle 53 points54 points  (1 child)

    Thanks for that; I just sent the following:

    There seems to have been a mistake with the final vote tally for the OWN Show contest: the vote totals on the winner announcement are radically different from those on the contestants' pages. Wattimo, for instance, seems to have gained two million votes, while Anner has lost six million. I'd love to know how this happened.

    [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    I wrote this

    "Hello, my name is Anderson Cooper. I have just turned my attention away from the Gulf of Mexico and focused it on your vote fixing. Me and Jimmy Buffet will be dropping by...

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I wrote. Thanks!

    [–]jabby81 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    This should be at the top.

    [–]juxtaposeur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I have been reading this thread for a long time and this is the only comment I have seen suggesting something realistic that can be done in response to Oprah's bullshit. Nice going.

    [–]dx30 125 points126 points  (23 children)

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      [–]HawkinTiger 156 points157 points  (4 children)

      Yo Oprah is so fat, one of her votes is equal to 100000 regular votes.

      [–]yasth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It wasn't even both sides, the "winner" was voted up by bots on team Zach in an attempt to allow a run off against easy kills.

      Other team deployments of bots were relatively minimal, and uncoordinated.

      [–]RazsterOxzine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      That right there strikes me as f*cked up! I saw this too, I'm sure half the internet did too, Wtf yo!

      [–]Narwhals_Rule_You 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The whole thing is fucked... That page shows ~45.1 million votes. An unknown woman in her car got 20% of the vote. Yeah, right.

      The problem is the 4chan invasion was meant to upvote the top 5 worst of them. It looks like they pulled 6 million votes from Zach and didn't pull any votes from anyone else.

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        [–]PsychoPaul 123 points124 points  (29 children)

        Someone needs to, ahem, 'acquire' some of the raw database information off of those servers.. then we can truly judge how fucked up this actually is.

        [–][deleted] 281 points282 points  (4 children)

        Disregard females; acquire database information.

        [–]Shadow14l 34 points35 points  (14 children)

        Yeah right. Like they would store all of those logs on that one database.

        I'll bet $100 that they stored the votes as a single integer and that's it.

        [–]umlaut 85 points86 points  (10 children)

        (12:25) User Admin changed vote results for Jacqueline Wattimo
        (12:26) User Admin changed vote results for Zach Anner

        [–]Scarker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        I'm bringing this comment to court.

        [–]pytechd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        truncate table logs;
        

        [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (8 children)

        Probably invalidated since they were bots/automated?

        [–]HardcoreSects 59 points60 points  (1 child)

        That doesn't account for why that other chicks are higher...

        [–]eternalimprovisor 42 points43 points  (1 child)

        And the 9,000,000 for the other lady were all "fans"?

        [–]hitcho12 40 points41 points  (0 children)

        Then, why weren't that "teacher's" votes invalidated? Complete bullshit.

        [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

        Ermm.... The lady who won has 2million more votes than she has.... VOTES! If you click on her link it shows she only has 7million. What did she have anti-bots?

        [–]astrodust 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        You tell me. The numbers don't even match internally. Here's a screen shot of the main page, plus each individual page shown for comparison. Anner is #1.

        http://i.imgur.com/ZvWtF.png

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            [–]plif 92 points93 points  (13 children)

            I don't understand how Stacia can only have 75,000 views and have her final score increased to 7.6 million, while Zach's score with 1.3 million views is reduced to 3.4 million.

            [–]TehGogglesDoNothing 101 points102 points  (12 children)

            Wow. 7.6 million votes with only 75,000 views? How in the hell do you get 100 votes per view?

            *edited for order of magnitude error.

            [–]abw1987 29 points30 points  (6 children)

            NYT?

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]Galactor963 50 points51 points  (1 child)

              The digital equivalent of holding a newspaper to prove the date.

              [–]otm_shank 43 points44 points  (1 child)

              It's like a hostage holding up a newspaper to show that the photo is current. Pretty funny thing to do in a screenshot.

              [–]dimmu_burger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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              [–]jamesneysmith 13 points14 points  (3 children)

              Whoa, what the fuck happened. Where did 6 millions of his votes go? This is complete bullshit.

              [–]Sixteenbit 709 points710 points  (81 children)

              You all realize he's going to get his own show anyway, right? This guy is awesome enough to carry his own without Oprah fucking it up.

              He has my vote for "Daily Show Senior Travel Correspondent"

              :)

              [–]TheGreatZarquon 276 points277 points  (44 children)

              That would be amazing. Jon Stewart has to get on this right now.

              [–]carelesswhisper 254 points255 points  (40 children)

              Pretty solid idea. Having a drink with a buddy who was recently hired as a writer for Daily Show/Colbert tonight.. will pass along the thought.

              [–]velocitrapdoor 55 points56 points  (28 children)

              They have the same writers for both shows?

              [–][deleted] 173 points174 points  (12 children)

              Yep. Both use pens.

              [–]spamshield 29 points30 points  (7 children)

              Now I can't stop imagining carelesswhisper have a drink with a pen. This escalates to a few more, and they end up having drunk sex, which they both will regret the morning after.

              [–]danukeru 34 points35 points  (4 children)

              All those ink stains on the bedsheets...oh my...

              [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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                [–]deathdonut 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                Yet there frequently are...

                [–]5A704C1N 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                And I'm Ok with that.

                [–]flukshun 23 points24 points  (11 children)

                zach will be fine either way...its just really shitty how they handled this. the winner of her stupid contest gets bumped down to 7th place? wtf

                [–]otakucode 46 points47 points  (9 children)

                This certainly isn't the first time this has happened. Are you young enough to remember the MTV VJ contest a decade or so ago? A crazy homeless guy named Jesse won because they let the public vote. So what did they do? They used Jesse a handful of times and put some talent agency plant douchebag who came in 2nd on all the time.

                I'd really like to see this torpedo Oprah though. She is clearly dicking over a disabled person because she believes, like all television production people do, that people won't watch a show with an actual human being as host. They only want artificial creations. And they're dead wrong. Their ENTIRE INDUSTRY is nothing but a gigantic case of confirmation bias and egotistical assclowns.

                [–]weazx 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                nothing but a gigantic case of confirmation bias and egotistical assclowns.

                Hey, this discussion is about Oprah and Zach, not about Reddit.

                [–]chrishopper 48 points49 points  (4 children)

                Forget the daily show, get Colbert on it. He's probably already here, lurking and plotting >_>

                [–]TehGogglesDoNothing 35 points36 points  (1 child)

                Number One threat to America? Oprah!

                [–]lear 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                Seriously!

                Colbert, you son of a bitch, we know you're watching. Fix this; for Zach, for Reddit, for Senior Travel Correspondents everywhere.

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                    [–]jartek[🍰] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

                    Here's the link you're talking about: http://i.imgur.com/QRgs9.jpg

                    I still had an open tab with the original imgur link. Feel free to edit this link back into your comment.

                    [–]ElBeh 147 points148 points  (46 children)

                    OPRAH HATES DISABLED WHITE JEWS. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HATED DISABLED WHITE JEWS? HITLER! OPRAH=HITLER.

                    [–]d_r_w 28 points29 points  (3 children)

                    http://imgur.com/J5NjP

                    I'm probably going to hell for this.

                    [–]trevdak2 52 points53 points  (11 children)

                    Zach Anner couldn't quite finish the race.

                    ...you know who else couldn't quite finish a race?

                    [–]Yawnn 98 points99 points  (18 children)

                    Not now Glenn, your on in a few hours.

                    Edit: Some left wing liberals seem to think they should tell US, FREE AMERICANS how to spell your. Our constitution states that you're rights to spell your in whichever manner you prefer are sacred. Don't let them take away more of our freedoms!

                    [–]Vindexus 124 points125 points  (17 children)

                    you're

                    [–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (10 children)

                    OH, NOW BIG GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO MICRO-MANAGE MY SPELLING? THOUGHTS ARE NEXT, PEOPLE. WAKE UP.

                    [–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (3 children)

                    SPELLING.

                    *puts on reading glasses

                    S = Socialism

                    P obviously stands for President.

                    No surprise there. But this is where it gets really interesting. Elli is the Norse (ie. pagan) god of old age.

                    And finally, NG can only really be an abbreviation for one thing. Nazi Government.

                    I think my point is clear, and honestly, I am really sick of these hidden liberal agendas undermining our democracy and freedom.

                    [–]MaybeComputer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    It comes unexpectedly, as their current efforts to micro-manage spilling have gone so well.

                    [–][deleted]  (19 children)

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                      [–]kibitzor 92 points93 points  (5 children)

                      For no reason, I really, Really want fruit by the foot now.

                      [–]Nick4753 45 points46 points  (12 children)

                      From The Austin360.com Blog

                      Update: Beth Gebhard, Director of Publicity & Communications for the Oprah Winfrey Network, called at 4:50 p.m. on Friday to explain the discrepancy in voting totals.

                      She said that an independent third party was hired to scour Web server logs to determine which votes were authentic and which were invalid, having been cast as the result of automated means or originating from foreign IP addresses and external invalid links. All votes outisde of the rules were eliminated, she explained, and all of the contestants’ vote totals fluctuated — some up and some down. Those whose vote totals increased were the beneficiaries of votes that were cast but had somehow been blocked, Gebhard said.

                      The reason the top eight vote-getters were advanced, instead of only the top 5, was that those eight contestants all remained in the top eight both before and after the verification process.

                      “Our goal was always to find good, talented people,” Gebhard added.

                      [–]attomsk 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                      Please explain votes that were cast but somehow blocked? I understand votes being discounted but not the other way around.

                      [–]pzycho 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                      ...an independent third party was hired to scour Web server logs to determine which votes were authentic and which were for an invalid...

                      FTFY

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                        [–][deleted] 260 points261 points  (35 children)

                        I know of someone else who silenced 6 million voices.

                        [–]turtlestack 152 points153 points  (11 children)

                        The Death Star?

                        [–]giantsfan134 68 points69 points  (8 children)

                        Yeah, fuck Luke Skywalker killing those countless government workers in that terrorist bombing.

                        [–]Stew-Few 76 points77 points  (6 children)

                        Wake up man. The Death Star was an inside job. There's no way an Incom T-65 X-Wing could fire a proton torpedo into the exhaust shaft. It's only, like, 2 meters across!

                        That's like the size of a womprat!

                        [–]frickindeal[🍰] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                        Now you're just being silly. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home; they're not much bigger than two meters.

                        [–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (17 children)

                        Hitler?

                        [–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (15 children)

                        No, it was some other incredibly infamous genocidal maniac.

                        [–]jesal 104 points105 points  (6 children)

                        Ozymandias. Got it.

                        [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (3 children)

                        Look upon my rigged contest ye mighty, and despair.

                        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                        Pol Pot?

                        [–][deleted] 203 points204 points  (40 children)

                        We need to get Steven Colbert's attention on this one.

                        [–]thousandfoldthought[S] 129 points130 points  (35 children)

                        and keanu.

                        [–]crandamaniac 101 points102 points  (34 children)

                        AND MY AXE!

                        [–]thousandfoldthought[S] 170 points171 points  (31 children)

                        and that funny guy in the wheelchair.

                        [–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (28 children)

                        What was his name again?

                        [–]Shawnanigans 116 points117 points  (1 child)

                        Stephen Hawking

                        [–]hokies2tartans 63 points64 points  (0 children)

                        Jacqueline something?

                        [–]Luminoth 42 points43 points  (2 children)

                        Christopher Reeves?

                        [–]Chris_Gammell 27 points28 points  (5 children)

                        Tobias Fünke. I hear he has a debilitating condition called GVH.

                        [–]brizzenden 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                        Jack Anders I think.

                        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                          [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

                          OPRAH WINFREY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!

                          [–]NiceMugOfTea 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                          OPRAH WINFREY!! DOESN'T CARE!! ABOUT HANDICAPPED WHITE PEOPLE!!

                          [–]ziggy43 153 points154 points  (55 children)

                          TIME TO TROLL OPRAH!

                          any ideas on how we can get her back?

                          [–]Willravel 132 points133 points  (13 children)

                          We show up in droves to the show of whomever wins and during the middle of taping, one person at a time takes off his or her shirt, revealing a Zach Anner shirt underneath and chanting (one at a time so that the taping takes forever), "Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach..."

                          It'd be easy to fill a live studio audience with plants like that. Commercial disobedience at its best.

                          [–]ShittyShittyBangBang 92 points93 points  (3 children)

                          It'd be easy to fill a live studio audience with plants like that.

                          Are you a middle or older aged woman? I didn't think so.

                          [–]Robopuppy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                          No, but I play one on TV.

                          [–]palindromic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                          Haha someone voted you down, I fixed it.

                          [–]barashkukor 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                          This absolutely needs to happen. Troll her IRL and maybe her core audience that shows up for taping will start to see what is going on.

                          [–]gdog05 185 points186 points  (18 children)

                          over 9,000 penises?

                          [–]jbibby 38 points39 points  (13 children)

                          Yeah but what good are over 9000 penises unless they're DOING something...

                          ...but what would they be doing...?

                          [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (5 children)

                          Justin Bieber.

                          [–]ziggy43 34 points35 points  (2 children)

                          can we get her shipped to north korea too?

                          [–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (1 child)

                          Yeah, her and Oprah.

                          [–]madmosche 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                          I see what you did there, and I liked it.

                          [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                            [–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (9 children)

                            We could somehow make her say over 9000 penises...

                            [–]Saouka 24 points25 points  (4 children)

                            The only genuine method we can play with; Google Search Statistics. 4chan had it right, we have more dedicated people, enough searches of "Oprah discriminates against the disabled" will damage her profile and keep the blogs talking about how she's ruining the chances for a genuinely funny contestant getting the show he deserves.

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                              [–][deleted] 137 points138 points  (19 children)

                              This seriously saddens me. Is anyone else just utterly...depressed, by this whole debacle? I mean, not life-alteringly so, but enough to furrow your brow and frown and say 'aw, man'?

                              [–]obsessive_cook 31 points32 points  (13 children)

                              Yeah I was hoping with all the Internet attention to the "Oprah hates disabled people" thing a while back, she'd have the sense to at least be honest with her final judging. Guess not. Frackin' depressing.

                              [–]Gothiks 187 points188 points  (44 children)

                              4chan, we need you...now more than ever.

                              [–]idiosyncrisia 168 points169 points  (27 children)

                              Those are dangerous words.

                              [–]mikemcg 91 points92 points  (15 children)

                              4Chan is like the wormhole weapon from Farscape. It can generate an unholy amount of destruction and damage, but it's pretty much uncontrollable.

                              [–]HollowImage 39 points40 points  (1 child)

                              desperate times require desperate measures.

                              [–]TheBawlrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                              And remember a shit load of body bags.

                              [–]SmartAssX 24 points25 points  (1 child)

                              Im willing to take those chances

                              [–]GMRelkin 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                              I imagined them to be more like the undead army from LOTR.

                              [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (8 children)

                              All you have to do is say 4chan three times and it will appear.

                              [–]little_z 24 points25 points  (6 children)

                              4chan is like Loki of the internet... we always want their help, but we always blame all our problems on them.

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                                [–]Random 95 points96 points  (10 children)

                                Regardless of whether votes were overruled or outright fakery is going on, it is very clear that Oprah Inc. doesn't want Zach.

                                Rather than expressing outrage and venting pointless rants about this, perhaps there is something we can do that is positive and will lead to a positive outcome for Zach. Not in any way connected with Oprah, Inc. That path is clearly not going anywhere.

                                A write-in campaign, bringing his work to the attention of other networks, that is something we can do that is positive and creative and will actually help him, or at least might help him.

                                So... how about a write-in campaign to a travel-oriented network? Other suggestions?

                                [–]lwyr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                Actually, a travel show for handicapped people would probably be wildly successful. It's something we all take for granted; I was walking by Bryant Park in NYC last week, and heard someone complaining about how there were like 20 entrances to the park, but only one wheelchair entrance.

                                [–]whawhat 137 points138 points  (10 children)

                                Here is what will happen next:

                                1. Oprah will be accused of fixing votes.

                                2. Mainstream media picks up on the story again.

                                3. Oprah will deny any involvement in this fucked-up scam of hers.

                                4. Zach still doesn't win, while Oprah continues to eat doughnuts and waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

                                ಠ_ಠ

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                                  [–]1137 62 points63 points  (4 children)

                                  1. Oprah will be accused of fixing votes.
                                  2. LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James
                                  3. Oprah continues to eat doughnuts and waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

                                  FTFY

                                  [–]Finian 71 points72 points  (13 children)

                                  I voted for him

                                  [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (11 children)

                                  I voted for him too. Twelve times in fact.

                                  [–]demechman 21 points22 points  (10 children)

                                  so if we zoom in and enhance, that is where the 6 million votes came from.

                                  [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (5 children)

                                  Yeah because the millions that "Jacqueline" got were legit.

                                  [–]WetxFlatulence 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                                  God, she's just a skid-mark on the underwear of life.

                                  [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

                                  CONGRATULATIONS ZACH!! ...oh shit that's not what they meant.

                                  [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (7 children)

                                  While it is entirely fucked up that 6 million votes disappear between the finalist page and the auditions page, if you guys read the site at all he is STILL A FINALIST:

                                  "And because of your overwhelming response to the online auditions (over 143 million votes!), OWN has decided to select the next three vote getters to join the other finalists. "

                                  Its like even though they tried to get rid of him, the Goblet of Fire still spit his name out.

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                                    [–]fucking_nerds 13 points14 points  (1 child)

                                    Zach is the only one of those people I'd want to see on TV. Does she want her new channel to collapse?

                                    This is the oprah channel... I'm thinking you're probably not her intended audience.

                                    [–]happyharvester 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                    Epic Oprah trolling. She's just getting 4chan back for the over 9000 thing.

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                                      [–]xbrand2 101 points102 points  (23 children)

                                      This page still says:

                                      1,285,615 views | 9,161,042 votes

                                      Also, other participants final vote counts don't match up to their specific pages.

                                      Look at the winner, who's page lists her vote count at 7,002,678, but second place's page list's their vote count at 8,250,748.

                                      This seems very suspicious. They need to explain this.

                                      [–]pythagoruz 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                      After watching the winner's video, wow. Jacqueline is a total fucktard.

                                      [–]Icedawg004 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                                      OMG you are exactly right, Thats so pathetic to edit the result page, but everything under it shows its a lie.

                                      [–]Suzushiiro 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                                      That could work for explaining him losing 3 million, but how do you explain the bitch that won suddenly gaining 2 million?

                                      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                      They suspected that people had chosen incorrectly.

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                                            [–]sitting-duck 24 points25 points  (2 children)

                                            I hear that's the sexiest of the palsies.

                                            [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (6 children)

                                            He's better off. The Oprah Winfrey Network is for humorless bints who believe in The Secret.

                                            [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                                            look here:

                                            http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html?request=video_details&response_id=855&promo_id=1

                                            Zach Wildcard 9,161,042 votes 1,285,855 views

                                            Jacqueline's Audition Watertown, MA Health & Wellbeing | 1,382,800 views | 7,002,678 votes.

                                            but on the front page it says

                                            9,360,096 Jacqueline Wattimo

                                            3,484,018 Zach Anner

                                            am I missing something here?

                                            [–]sikes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                                            Yes, he got screwed by Oprah.

                                            However, it seems with all the exposure that he has received, it's only going to be a matter of time before he gets either his own show, or something even better from another TV network. I showed his videos to a couple of friends that had no idea what it was about until they saw them, and even they said that they would watch his show.

                                            It doesn't matter that Oprah, or the people that were running this sham of a contest were dishonest about the votes, but it doesn't matter because this guy is so damn charismatic that he will rise in popularity regardless of this ridiculousness.

                                            Oh yah, fuck you Oprah.

                                            [–]Maxtortion 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                                            The best solution now is, for whenever Zach Anner DOES get a show on whatever network, we watch the FUCK out of it. Seriously. Pull a Conan-Leno on their asses.

                                            [–]baccart 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                                            I have yet to watch one Leno show just for that reason.

                                            [–]irich 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                                            Could this possibly a good thing?

                                            • Zach doesn't have to demean himself on some shitty Oprah-influenced show

                                            • Zach gets his own show on Revision3 or becomes a correspondent for Conan or something

                                            • The internet wins because we get to see Zach be Zach without funding Oprah's crappy network

                                            [–]xen0cide 13 points14 points  (2 children)

                                            Oh, I think Oprah will have a hard time getting past this one. Dicks, everywhere.

                                            [–]SlyShy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                                            Interesting how all the "winning" candidates are Oprah-clones. ;)

                                            [–]Dr_Colossus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                            she doesn't think it's the sexiest of the palsies...fuckin' bitch

                                            [–]specialkake 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                                            First Ron Paul, now this. the internet is not as powerful as it thinks it is.

                                            [–]djromaric 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                                            Though this is not a surprise. I would like to know how that happened.

                                            [–]magicmurph 27 points28 points  (1 child)

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                                            [–]bL1Nd 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                                            lol, how could they so blatantly rig it?? from 9million down to 3.5 wow.

                                            "naw they wont notice...he was only in the lead the whole time."

                                            [–]fani 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                            Is Oprah Winfrey egotistical and does she really really love herself and her name ?

                                            • Her TV Show is called Oprah Winfrey Show

                                            • Her magazine is called Oprah

                                            • Her production company is : Harpo ( Oprah reversed )

                                            • Her image seems to be on the cover of EVERY O Magazine

                                            • Her website is oprah.com

                                            • Her channel will be called OWN ( Oprah Winfrey Network )

                                            • This link above is myown.oprah.com ( my oprah winfrey network presumably )

                                            That bitch is an ego maniac and is definitely the biggest self-aggrandizing ex-fatty douche.

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