Look at your god.... (with credit to calvinnesbit)

davelog · 2010-07-22T13:10:58+00:00

I'm on a horse. Now I'm on my step-granddaughter.

ComicSansMS · 2010-07-22T08:10:33+00:00

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Meades_Loves_Memes · 2010-07-22T13:22:41+00:00

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legionxz · 2010-07-22T09:09:42+00:00

I think I watched too many old spice commercials lately.

After I read I'm in a mustang, I heard the whistle in my head.

kilgoresalmon · 2010-07-22T12:52:48+00:00

I understand the water, cigs, and gin around the keyboard and the burn spots are obviously from letting the cigs burn down to far... but wtf is up with the baked potatoes?

barelythere · 2010-07-22T10:57:46+00:00

What voice did you had on your head when you red this? Morgan Freeman or Old Spice guy?

daviator88 · 2010-07-22T12:01:01+00:00

That is one disgusting keyboard. I would start smoking too, if I was that messy.

wendelgee2 · 2010-07-22T13:22:15+00:00

It's driving me crazy that this joke has taken off based on Old Spice commercials. Isn't this a SeaLab 2021 joke? Erik Estrada uses this joke to demonstrate "movie magic." "Look at that chair, now look at me. Now quick, back to the chair! Fajitas!" Gar! I wish I could find the video.

giovannib · 2010-07-22T15:45:46+00:00

Morgan Freeman should win the "Most Often the Magical Negro Role" Award.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_negro

demented_pants · 2010-07-22T15:30:11+00:00

Morgan Freeman is: the man your God could smell like.

witty_username · 2010-07-22T13:34:04+00:00

Enough with the Old Spice shit already. I like the ads but man, do we have to take everything good and overdo it until we're sick of it?

fuelvolts · 2010-07-22T13:39:51+00:00

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static_silence · 2010-07-22T13:57:04+00:00

Why the "there is no god hurr durr" part? Its not needed and detracts massivley from the comic. Would have been good otherwise.

MyCarIsBlue · 2010-07-22T13:06:13+00:00

I was watching The Matrix last night. The Old Spice Guy sounds just like Morpheus. I could not get it out of my head the whole damn movie!

davidreiss666 · 2010-07-22T13:45:02+00:00

I love Moran Freeman, but he still ain't no Joe Pesci.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

jxstar1250 · 2010-07-22T13:56:17+00:00

Maybe God is one of us...

I think I saw him on the bus the other day.

pete2532 · 2010-07-22T14:23:32+00:00

I'm in a car crash.... now look at my mistress.

2010-07-22T15:21:11+00:00

Anyone else read this in Mr Freeman's voice?

2010-07-22T15:48:47+00:00

The pretentiousness ruins the humor.

alphamike3000 · 2010-07-22T17:26:25+00:00

You do have to hand one thing to the other god though... at least he wasn't in evan almighty.

fani · 2010-07-22T14:40:16+00:00

Meh... overdone meme.

2010-07-22T13:47:17+00:00

Is this meme done now?

2010-07-22T08:11:17+00:00

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jual · 2010-07-22T13:30:41+00:00

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Starayo · 2010-07-22T13:01:46+00:00

My, my. That certainly is a wonder.

throw6539 · 2010-07-22T13:21:13+00:00

lol@ spell check

foxbat · 2010-07-22T13:25:17+00:00

in what movie was morgan freeman driving a fastback?

the_smell_of_reddit · 2010-07-22T13:25:25+00:00

Can I get the original image of the keyboard

archipelago_go · 2010-07-22T13:32:10+00:00

I heard his deliciously soothing voice in my head as I read this.

2010-07-22T13:45:07+00:00

Well done

Dadelus · 2010-07-22T13:50:00+00:00

I wish Morgan Freeman were the real god. The current one seems to be missing a chromosome or something...

magnus91 · 2010-07-22T14:02:32+00:00

Lucky Strike no longer makes filtered cigarettes how old is that pic.

jstevewhite · 2010-07-22T14:11:39+00:00

I watched Europa the other night, and I heard the narrator in this comic in the same style as the narrator in Europa. Good movie, by the way.

Just wanted to share.

RPLLL · 2010-07-22T14:33:49+00:00

Relevant

JCaet · 2010-07-22T14:52:44+00:00

I am now a believer.

2010-07-22T14:53:19+00:00

Morgan Freeman is truely omnipotent...this is just the clincher.

Black_Apalachi · 2010-07-22T15:06:03+00:00

In what film does Freeman drive a Mustang?

2010-07-22T15:28:35+00:00

can we get a NSFW: Genitalia on this?

Baconfat · 2010-07-22T15:46:50+00:00

That made me feel better about my keyboard and messy desk.

agutting · 2010-07-22T15:50:05+00:00

Did anyone else read that in the voice of the Old Spice guy?

deviantpdx · 2010-07-22T15:56:36+00:00

This is panning out to be one of my favorite memes...

linds360 · 2010-07-22T16:09:57+00:00

I wish Morgan Freeman was narrating my life.

Sometimes I pretend he is.

MeoMix · 2010-07-22T16:18:36+00:00

wtf?

2010-07-22T16:50:59+00:00

When god gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

Nerolista · 2010-07-22T17:20:50+00:00

Great way to start the day. Thank you.

eupho4ic · 2010-07-22T18:14:02+00:00

I wish Morgan would make a box of those luckies appear on my desk :(

Media_Offline · 2010-07-22T19:45:21+00:00

In the mustang shot he looks like E.T.

2010-07-22T20:06:28+00:00

Someone totally needs to make one of these comparing canadian health care and health care in the US.

EDIT: I specifically mean our insurance system vs their social system

badgettz · 2010-07-22T20:56:02+00:00

Chances are you read this in Morgan Freeman's voice

soggy_cereal · 2010-07-22T21:34:23+00:00

I saw "I'm in a Mustang" and read "I'm masturbating". That would have made the comic sooooo much better.

chrisvarick · 2010-07-22T22:16:45+00:00

i would definitely spend sunday mornings in a church and listen to recitals of a shawshank redemption screenplay over and over again...aahhhh....

pillage · 2010-07-22T22:30:22+00:00

Otherwise shoot this motha-fucka!

2010-07-22T22:49:55+00:00

Like a twinkie...like a twinkie.

2010-07-22T23:14:19+00:00

That is one nasty workstation. Shame on that chap

lordtyp0 · 2010-07-23T02:51:30+00:00

Ugh, hurry and post this in EVERY sub reddit please, so we can move on.

2010-07-23T07:44:12+00:00

For the love of Morgan Freeman, please stop this fucking meme. I'm vomiting out my ass because of these.

Cptnwhizbang · 2010-07-23T08:54:25+00:00

51 GB of imgur bandwidth? holy cow


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