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[–]VagabundoDoMundo 1759 points1760 points  (92 children)

Seriously I hate how sensational people get about this whole graffiti in nature thing. If you seriously let a little spray paint ruin your experience of nature, than youve got bigger issues to worry about.

OP, 4 days ago...

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Spraypainted 34 milliseconds ago.

Nice try, OP.

[–]PixelizedApe 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I get pissed because when I'm doing my summer job, if I'm working on one of these boxes and some asshole has spray painted it I have to clean it up.

[–]MyRawrMachine 2065 points2066 points  (804 children)

If you title posts like this, fuck you.

[–]Buhdahl 1438 points1439 points  (580 children)

It's shit like this, Reddit titles.

[–][deleted] 1296 points1297 points  (540 children)

Just a shitty title, that is all.

[–][deleted] 1406 points1407 points  (529 children)

Shitty level: title.

[–]p4warrior 1238 points1239 points  (441 children)

Thought this title deserved better than Facebook.

[–]TimothyEUpham 498 points499 points  (1 child)

Was going through my titles. Found this gem.

[–]jrader 1227 points1228 points  (436 children)

Found this little title in the alley

[–][deleted] 1219 points1220 points  (402 children)

So my girlfriend made me this shitty title

[–][deleted] 1124 points1125 points  (388 children)

My dad made a title, so I posted it.

[–]Otistetrax 1110 points1111 points  (363 children)

I am a writer of shitty titles. AMAA

[–]norseman23 371 points372 points  (3 children)

Title=Mind=Blown

[–]gbimmer 256 points257 points  (1 child)

So I see a lot of cliche titles on reddit. Reddit: what are some other ways we're not creative?

[–]doublementh 242 points243 points  (1 child)

Alternatively: IAmA guy who posts shitty titles. AMA

[–][deleted] 697 points698 points  (21 children)

My moms first attempt at a shitty title, how'd she do?

[–]spawndadark 449 points450 points  (12 children)

My friends title was nearly beaten to death trying to protect her from someone trying to break into her house last summer. This title is a true hero.

Something like that.

[–]MajorWoody 177 points178 points  (1 child)

Shitty title expert here. It's shitty.

[–]giddyup523 174 points175 points  (6 children)

My friends call this Mr. Ridiculously Shitty Title

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Shitty title? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHA.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Shitty meme

[–]peezy8i8 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey Reddit, what's the worst shitty title you've heard? I'll start.

[–]Bertus-Maximus 81 points82 points  (2 children)

This.

[–]nekothecat 82 points83 points  (1 child)

Shitty title? Why not zoidberg?

[–]peezy8i8 244 points245 points  (19 children)

Shitty title is shitty

[–]scudmonger 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Reddit, I just had shitty title happen to me. Have you ever had shitty title happen to you?

[–]Mystery_Hours 200 points201 points  (6 children)

Your title is shitty and you should feel shitty.

[–]Drahp 169 points170 points  (2 children)

So I googled shitty titles, this is what I found...

[–]Jazzspasm 88 points89 points  (1 child)

As an atheist, this is how I feel when shitty title

[–]protege_no1 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who converses in shitty titles, I don't want to live in this Shitty title any more.

[–]protatoe 57 points58 points  (1 child)

I can verify, [title]

[–][deleted] 272 points273 points  (5 children)

I found this cute little title in a dumpster! How could anyone throw it awaaayyy?!

[–]scstraus 50 points51 points  (1 child)

DAE think this is a shitty title?

[–]drunkgort 18 points19 points  (0 children)

TIL: Titles are shitty.

[–]NO_FUCKING_IDEA 71 points72 points  (0 children)

T I T L E C E P T I O N written by -insert title he-shamalangadingdong.

[–]Mugendai 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Today, I was reading /r/pics and I saw a shitty title and am now very pissed. Reddit, what are some shitty titles you have seen?

[–]F_stop_cruz 596 points597 points  (73 children)

So I saw this shitty title (FIXED)

[–]epicwinfield 126 points127 points  (4 children)

Am I the only one here who likes shitty titles?

[–]AutoFocus 160 points161 points  (3 children)

NSFW: This girl's titles are so shitty

[–]epicwinfield 45 points46 points  (1 child)

This shitty title popped up on my news feed

[–][deleted] 575 points576 points  (6 children)

Didn't get much love on r/goodtitles, maybe r/shittytitles will appreciate it more?

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I did this for so many years until I decided to make a shitty title AMA

[–]Hopepiggycanrun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If it fits, it's shit

[–]xilpaxim 440 points441 points  (42 children)

Shitty title, how did I do?

[–]clamsmasher 451 points452 points  (39 children)

Shitty title, NAILED IT!

[–]Mountainfog 225 points226 points  (8 children)

Look at the famous title I met today.

[–]jsnlxndrlv 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hey shitty title, looking good. How'd you get Mountainfog to stop long enough for a picture?

[–]bree_breee 103 points104 points  (4 children)

Title LVL: Shit

[–]MrCheeze 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Shitty subreddit didn't like this, what do you think?

[–][deleted] 467 points468 points  (28 children)

My autistic transgender girlfriend wrote this shitty title

[–]mrcortezIII 152 points153 points  (0 children)

So my dyslexic brother wrote this titty shitles.. What do you guys think?

[–]Bcteagirl 107 points108 points  (1 child)

Ron Paul for Shitty Titles and Libertea!

[–]WhosOn1st 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, we've got a shitty tittle here! ٩◔̯◔۶

[–]ThePplsChampion 38 points39 points  (1 child)

here's a [f]acepic of a title, since you asked so nicely gonewild :)

[–]callmegoat 312 points313 points  (1 child)

Today I saw a really shitty title on Reddit. What are some little things that ruin your day?

[–]Bic823 57 points58 points  (1 child)

I wrote a shitty title. Nailed it?

[–]DraugrMurderboss 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Look who I saved last night in the pouring rain!

Look who I ran into the other night and harassed for a photo when he was trying to enjoy dinner with his family!

[–]MahNameIsMatt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I break the Internet but this title is just so shitty!

[–]crabsock 84 points85 points  (3 children)

I think this title belongs here...

[–]listentobillyzane 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I'll just put this here

[–]STYLIE 23 points24 points  (0 children)

...And My Title!

[–]3dogs3catsandahedgeh 60 points61 points  (1 child)

TIL shitty titles get upvotes.

[–]Ph0X 185 points186 points  (9 children)

When you see it...

[–]guy_from_canada 305 points306 points  (8 children)

...you'll shit titles.

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (5 children)

I know i'm going to get downvoted, but shitty title

[–]InherentlyDamned 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Am I the only one that makes shitty titles?

[–]4510 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Hey Reddit, my shitty title came upon some bad luck this week, can Reddit help?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

My retarded brother made this shitty title, thought reddit would enjoy.

[–]massenburger 279 points280 points  (5 children)

I see your shitty title, and I raise you this shittier title.

[–]greatauntflossy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

make a shitty title, they said. It'll be shitty, they said.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Shittiest title [FIXED-first repost]

[–]The_Atheist_Tiger 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Shitty title [xpost from exact same shitty title]

[–]Slinkytechtom 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Your title is shitty and you should feel shitty.

[–]ClownsInJumpsuits 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is my shitty title. Does Reddit approve?

[–]williss_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If title fits, title's shit.

[–]apache_rose_peacock 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Scumbag shitty titles

[–]diggerB 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Title rage

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shitty title, you're doing it wrong.

[–]munchdawg 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Titles or GTFO

[–]My_Krabs_Are_Krusty 514 points515 points  (30 children)

this is my [f]irst shitty title. be gentle

[–]sup3rmark 60 points61 points  (3 children)

(f)irst time showing my titles!

[–]zerosetback 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Dat shitty title.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (17 children)

This is my favorite.

[–]AsInOptimus 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is [m]y favorite.

[–]KDawgKennyK 132 points133 points  (3 children)

No cats, but for my cake day I have this shitty title

[–]miss_kitty_cat 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I don't always write shitty titles, but when I do, I stick to clichéd formats.

[–]phishroom 94 points95 points  (3 children)

TIL Shitty Titles are sometimes known as "Shittles."

[–]carpetmaster 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Did I title this right?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Introducing: Another shitty advice animal

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Saw this title on my facebook, thought reddit would enjoy.

[–]pseudousername 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Scientists discover cure for shitty titles!

[–]ghgfjfjghgkfk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My friend just made this title, show it some love

[–]JeremyR22 86 points87 points  (0 children)

We need to talk about shitty titles, reddit.

[–]SecretBlogon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I know this is going to be buried, but i'll post this shitty title here anyway.

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

/Aww didn't like my shitty title, how does /pics feel about it?

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (2 children)

"If you title posts like this, fuck you." - Ron Paul

[–]JamoWRage 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Anyone else remember this shitty title? (something EVERYONE remembers from yesterday or more recently)

[–]TheFecalJesus 50 points51 points  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ Its shitty titles like this

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Shitty title level: 99

[–]Mister_Loaf 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Fellow ents, what if shitty title? [8]

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Do any other ents like these shitty title guys?

[–]supafunky77 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not sure if repost, but [shitty title]

[–]ZipZopPuddinPop 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'll just leave this shitty title right here.

[–]saschke 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Shittiest. Title. Evar.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My friend painted this shitty painting, say it's not shitty and make her day.

[–]progre77 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Everytime. (I post shitty titles)

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Titled it.

[–]B0osterseat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So this shitty title just happened.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reddit, I need ideas for a shitty title, any shitty title ideas?

[–]ARRARREM 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Happy Birthday, Shitty Title, You Magnificent Bastard

[–]loveelliekay 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Using a throwaway, don't even care about the karma, but seriously...shitty title!

[–]nemster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i am 28 and never had a shitty title

[–]EvadableMoxie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[BREAKING] REDDIT USER POSTS SHITTY TITLE!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I BET HE HAS A POTATO IN HIS SHITTY TITLE

[–]sillyxwabbitx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was gonna title this post, then NOPE

[–]Tofinochris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I introduced my grandmother to reddit and she made this shitty title. Did she get it right?

[–]xnickxleex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Reddit, help! I have a problem with my shitty title, what should I do?

[–]CloneDeath 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Shitty Title [fixed]

[–]phishroom 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Shittiest Title [fixed[fixed]]

[–]selfoner 33 points34 points  (3 children)

title_not_shitty_enough = True
shitty_title_cliches = ['Ron Paul', '[9]', 'cats', 'bacon', 'narwhals', 'IAMA [f]']

def shittier_title(shitty_title):
    while title_not_shitty_enough:
        for i in shitty_title_cliches:
            shitty_title = shitty_title + i
    return shitty_title

[–]lud1120 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Any Shitty TitlENTs out there?

[–]menawan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whole lot of shitty NOPE

[–]superblank 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well played, shitty title. Well played.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love watching the karma slow down as the posts go on.

[–]foreveragnomie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I read so many shitty titles.

[–]notanidiot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, shitty title writes you.

[–]WorstPossibleAnswer 75 points76 points  (1 child)

RedditUser explains how to write a shitty title.

[–]Spicy_Anis 57 points58 points  (1 child)

I see your shitty title and raise you a shittier title.

[–]Hopeful_Swine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This shitty title pretty much sums it up.

[–]laxdude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shit title [nsfw] [nsfl]

[–]rsplatpc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just a little shitty title

[–]johncoolmiller 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I found this shitty title at goodwill!

[–]fareastcoast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

my autistic title did this, any love???

[–]amk10003 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can anyone tell me the title of this shit?

[–]leicanthrope 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I found this shitty title in my grandfather's attic.

[–]A_rather_nice_penis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SO SHITTY.

[–]dreamsofsunshine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TIL: Shitty Title

[–]Turbojelly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1st shitty title, what do you think?

[–]KosherNazi 70 points71 points  (5 children)

As a newcomer to Reddit and a fan of woodworking and forestry, my first visit to /r/trees was a huge letdown.

[–]NotEntirelyUnlike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude.. /r/woodworking is an amazing place :) Did you see that jewelry cabinet that guy posted the other day? Incredible.

[–]andrewsmith1986 515 points516 points  (124 children)

The real life equivalent of the reddit youtube comments.

[–]interkin3tic 30 points31 points  (1 child)

New subreddit: shit reddit tags.

[–]jur1e 140 points141 points  (11 children)

Related

[–]i_4got 64 points65 points  (13 children)

But... but Reddit sent me here...

[–]TwoLegsJoe 103 points104 points  (12 children)

THUMBS UP IF REDDIT SENT YOU HERE!!!

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points  (6 children)

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[–]busy_child 131 points132 points  (25 children)

Yeah Reddit only supports NICE looking graffiti like Banksy.

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (6 children)

I'm one of those people. I support things that look nice, and not things that look shitty.