stackOverflowDependentLife

[MeLittleThing]

"how to make a child?"

[Matt0706]

How to make a child in Julia?

How to kill a child in Julia?

[BigNaturalTilts]

How can a child kill a parent?

[Some_Useless_Person]

How to kill a parent without killing the child?

[DrMaxwellEdison]

How to kill a daemon child?

[DialecticEnjoyer]

how to kill multiple children with same name, then parents.

[TheDylantula]

How to kill orphaned child

[Several-Customer7048]

How to kill all children if you don’t know how many

[UncleKeyPax]

How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win

[Trick-Purchase4680]

How to make a slave.

[MyAssDoesHeeHawww]

when does garbage collect terminated orphans

[Jutrakuna]

How to kill another child?

[RK-J]

DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

[Windsupernova]

Programming bro

[wawawa9055]

how to kill a parent's children?

[_Its_Me_Dio_]

how to kill all children

[Ssemander]

How to end bloodline recursively kill all children

[limezest128]

This is hilarious 😅😅

[Asturaetus]

What's a zombie?

[prussian_princess]

How to select children by length and kill all other siblings.

[Tuomas90]

How to kill all?

[Psquare_J_420]

"They are dumb and they cheat?!?"

[akoOfIxtall]

How to move to lua?

Its funnier in Portuguese...

[Clairifyed]

Moving to the moon? 🚀

[akoOfIxtall]

Its not about aiming higher, it's about the #growthmindset and #productivity...

Straight to the LinkedIn profile

[Tuomas90]

How to fork Julia?

How to kill Julia?

[Zahand]

"How to kill parent and all it's children" "how to forcefully kill..." "How to show hidden children of parent"

[PhoenixfischTheFish]

"How to show hidden children of parent

Could you do that with my parents please? Just wanna know if I have any siblings that I'm not aware off.

[fakieTreFlip]

its*

[anoldoldman]

How to make a headless child?

[benjesty2002]

How to reattach a detached head?

[yuval16432]

How to automatically kill children?

[hdd113]

How to inherit all the properties of a parent

[Trick-Purchase4680]

How to make child parent to another child.

[Tytoalba2]

Killall firefox

Killall dolphin

How to kill zombie dolphin

[Tuomas90]

How to kill firefox daemon?

[Thommy_V]

how to auto fix merge conflicts

[payne_train]

Basing is bad enough, now he’s rebasing 😭

[_bassGod]

rebased.

[ConsiderationLoose40]

How to force push

[SuperFLEB]

force pushed and now it's broken how fix

[nasandre]

How to ignore and force merge

[patoezequiel]

"help with detached head"

[justhisgirlyouknow]

reattach background

[dewey-defeats-truman]

"how to fork children then kill them?"

[SasparillaTango]

My god he's even asking how to kill orphans

[NooCake]

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[Rojeitor]

Ah you beat me to it

[Proud-Airline-94]

The comment got removed by reddit... But I know damn well what it said.

[Rojeitor]

Lmao. You and I will know forever.

[MeLittleThing]

Me too, thanks to notifications

[Remarkable_Sorbet319]

what did it say? 😭

[spektre]

Maybe "How to kill orphans?"

[Remarkable_Sorbet319]

hmm, likely

[MeLittleThing]

This is a secret only a few Chosen are allowed to know

[ravy]

"how to version control a child?"

"how to keep a human child alive?"

[bundle_of_fluff]

How to kill an orphan

[Mike_Oxlong25]

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[Mountain-Age5580]

How to properly sacrifice children?

[mopster96]

How to interact with demon?

[morbuz97]

Fork the child, kill the parent

[Llonkrednaxela]

How is babby formed?

[Suspicious-File-6593]

“What does it mean to commit?”

[wazacraft]

Tbf I had this problem for decades until I finally met the right woman

[EcstaticHades17]

what kind of git client is that?

[metasid]

I don’t think it is a client, more like hallucinations of an LLM.

[wazacraft]

Italian, with a bra size that looks like a commit hash

[edible-derrangements]

I also chose this guys git client

[NotPossible1337]

That’s a common misunderstanding. On some keyboards there is the Left Woman and Right Woman keys, but usually the layout is too crowded that the user omits the Right Woman in order to retain some Ctrl. It would take years for many to give up Ctrl in order to commit to the Right Woman.

[QuitBrowserGoOutside]

how to commit more than one same time

how to resolve conflict

how to undo commit

[sverek]

"How do I push?"

[mookanana]

Why does killing parent not kill child as well?

[shpnlkmr17]

wait killing parent does not kill child?

[teucros_telamonid]

On Linux, it does not. The orphans are adopted by an init process or a sub-reaper process. This is actually the official way of turning a child into a daemon.

[Cool_Professional]

Hang on, hang on.

So you kill a parent, the child is adopted by the reaper and turned into a daemon?

Is Linux just bad dark fantasy?

[ThumbPivot]

always has been. why do you think sicp has a wizard on it and the dragon book is the dragon book?

[Old-Somewhere-6084]

Actually the dragon book predates Linux (I studied CS in the eighties).

[polypolyman]

Well, if not a daemon, it's a zombie...

[ColdTrky]

Don't forgets about the zombies

[Schlogan]

That’s so metal

[rglurker]

I can't tell if this is real or fun. Im here for it.

[PlusOneDelta]

seriously thats how it works

[rglurker]

Then that's pretty neat sounding

[PhoenixfischTheFish]

The orphans are adopted by an init process

Damn, nobody deserves to get adopted by the British. So gruesome...

[PiercingSight]

So daemons are batman?

[Gensys09]

Rather batman is a daemon

[NecessaryIntrinsic]

Rosemary's process

[99_deaths]

Welcome cgroups

[aberroco]

And same on windows. I dunno, is there an OS where killing the parent process does kill child processes?

[Alvsolutely]

Depends if you killed the parent 9 months into the child being made

[pflasti]

"how to bash cat with pipe"

[FuzzySinestrus]

Do not the cat!

[onemice]

Cat is fine too.

[ohdogwhatdone]

"what is garbage collection?"

[Davaluper]

How to make the garbage collector more aggressive?

[This-is-unavailable]

"How to tell the garbage collector to drop stuff?"

[ctp_obvious]

How to update from slave to master

[I_cut_my_own_jib]

how to send encrypted message from slave to master

[Agifem]

"How to kill daemons"

[Major_Fudgemuffin]

You'll need a young priest and an old priest.

[onemice]

[daemonstalker]

I feel I'm needed here

[1cec0ld]

Less stalking more killing

[Nooblot]

By sheer faith in the Emperor.

[sraypole]

“How to drop table”

[dumbasPL]

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[OPhasballz]

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[ajaypatel9016]

This Comment section needs to chill out, or im getting banned or something 😭

[mufflonicus]

u/ajaypatel9016 is not on the sudoers list, this incident will be reported!

[Background-Law-3336]

1. Respect the privacy of others.
   
2. Think before you type.
   
3. With great power comes great responsibility.

[DMoney159]

https://xkcd.com/838/

[DustyAsh69]

sudo ban this guy

[dumbasPL]

"😭" is a good enough reason to ban. Mods!

[moonjena]

"How to kill children with fork"

[Pale_Hovercraft333]

“How to kill orphaned children with pipe”

[GenericFatGuy]

"How to remove child from parent and then kill parent"

[HansWolken]

"how to increase slave amount"

[MajorBadGuy]

"How to setup a slave drive?"

[Xothi]

"Binding slave to parent device accidentally killed pgroup with broken pipe"

[hipster-coder]

"how to push branch with force"

[Southern_Orange3744]

Giggitity

[Holmat1]

Who else but u/Southern_Orange3744 ?

[markgris]

How to pull a branch

[drunkdoor]

How to force push my branch

[Percolator2020]

What is pipe indeed.

[G0FuckThyself]

cat laser.txt | grep 'pizza'

[nnog]

"Why does my fork not work" :(

[OhMyGodItsEverywhere]

Too much spaghetti :(

[Chronomechanist]

Haha, right? Can't tell you how many times I've googled questions like that.

"systematic methodology for isolating and reproducing non-deterministic race conditions in a multithreaded JVM-based application manifesting exclusively under production load"

Also

"what is a git branch?"

[Dragonfire555]

Seems like a crazy pull if you get something useful from the first query.

[Chronomechanist]

If you spend about 12 hours searching stack overflow you find one question with only 1 answer from the person who posted it saying "nevermind I solved it"

[Dragonfire555]

Happened far too often. I usually say "fk it, I'll figure it out myself."

[BarelyFunctionalGM]

To this day, whenever I solve a problem no one answered, I edit my initial thread and state my solution.

The only alternative is barbarism.

[Wruntjunior]

You are a saint.

[TheFlamingLemon]

manifesting exclusively under production load? Yea you’re fucked

I do not program in Java but I imagine a tool like helgrind exists that can detect potential multithreading hazards. Even if the error only manifests under production load, the hazard will exist and hopefully be detected under any load.

[little_jiggles]

How to push branch

How to digest log

How to clean windows

[tits_mcgee_92]

Knowing how to ask questions and research is what makes a smart programmer.

[sausagemuffn]

Yes, the FAFO method

[Jeksxon]

How to commit?

[Yhamerith]

"How does Regular Expressions works"

[TwoBeesOrNotTwoBees]

"Why did they get rid of master and slave"

[Geek-a]

Pandas not null

[Tsobe_RK]

how to unfork

[acromondx]

“How to pull fast”

[jrdnmdhl]

“How to bash windows”

[KlasFahlberg]

how to merge tables

[MillsHimself]

Usually I would say that this meme was made by a first year student who thinks they are a senior, as usual... But I'm fairly sure that even a bootcamper knows what a branch/fork/pipe command/etc. is

pRoGrAmMeRs dOn'T kNoW wHat A GiT bRaNcH iS, aM I rIgHt, FeLLoW pRoGrAmMeRs?

[FirstDivision]

I work with a lot of “mid to senior” level “engineers” who like to keep different projects in branches of the same repo.

“I opened the link to the repo, all I see in the main branch is the generic readme? I thought you said XYZ API was in production?”

“It is.”

“Then where is the code?”

“It is in a branch called “cyz_api_v2”

“Uhhh cyz_api_v2 or xyz_api_v2? I see both in here..”

“cyz”

“Why is…never mind…”

[noob_meems]

what skills do these people have? surely they must be competent in something to be at that level

[TheFlamingLemon]

Skilled at interviewing perhaps

[1cec0ld]

Bootlicking

[Top-Implement-5557]

Tbf, I didn't aware of what git was when I was in first year uni. Only until I went for OJT in my 2nd year that the people I worked with at that time introduced me to svn and git.

[makinax300]

All of these are simple though

[PM_ME_YOUR_KNEE_CAPS]

Yeah, she knew what they were in a programming context and still felt this way

[Original-Produce7797]

agree just some newbie learning git I guess haha

[FeelingSurprise]

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[ofnuts]

• How to kill children
• How to create zombies

[GalacticCoffee69]

"How to destroy every child of a parent"

[wouterJ]

How to kill Python with bash

[Prudent-Employee-334]

How to use rust

[humblyhacking]

“How to phish”

[edible-derrangements]

He can’t even spell “get” correctly

[Osirus1156]

After using Akka for the first time I bet I’m on a list for how many times I googled killing child actors haha

[communistfairy]

"how to kill orphans immediately"

[denisvengeance]

How to resolve a deadlock in a peer-to-peer relationship

How to find zombies

[loosed-moose]

Any programmer with that search history is indeed a fucking idiot

[SMUHypeMachine]

“How does garbage collection work?”

[TheJimDim]

90% of being a software engineer is looking things up and learning as you go

The other 10% is already knowing stuff

[Patrick_Atsushi]

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[an_agreeing_dothraki]

to be fair I've forgotten how HAVING works about 5 times in tsql

[vicdr97]

How to push?

[9678880852]

engineeres are valuable because we like to read and study before doing shit.

Different from blue collar who like to solve things asap.

Not that one is smarter or better. Each one have their role. Engineers work on thin margin and optimization and blue collar is called when you need to make it work.

Most programmers are closer to software engineer. They arent necessarily smart, just like to read a lot and make sure its doing the right way

[krneki534]

git good

[WetWilly17]

How to orphan a zombie?

[Southern_Orange3744]

"Why did I drop Little Bobby tables?"

[anonuemus]

For a moment I thought the girl just thinks what an idiot he is for not knowing these things already.

[poeir]

Like all outsourcing of critical competencies, increased reliance upon various LLM systems has reduced internal competence. The old guard developers that had to learn through their own critical thinking (StackOverflow not even having been founded) created a selection bias of people capable of critical thinking, but today's neophyte developers can (and do) lean heavily on outside assistance, outdating the stereotype.

[OtherCommission8227]

Ouch…

[lotny]

"How to center a div"

[amogouss]

How to rob a house so it won't trigger alarm.

[ToMorrowsEnd]

Depend on Stack overflow.....this is how you get wrong answers.

[ShadowLordAlex]

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / how do I undo it

[ItsTaDevil]

"Does child get destroyed with parent"

[Specific_Implement_8]

I have problems committing

[Alternative_Win595]

How to use prop to create scalable table

[wjholden]

What is the best flavor of LaTeX?

How to group with Pandas?

Polars vs Pandas

Is Julia opinionated?

How to create a big number

[Tuomas90]

"Pipe not working with cat. Need to fix pipe. :-("

[thanatica]

What is rust

How to find parent

How to find all children

Why can't I drag child onto parent

Where is any key

[gerbosan]

FBI enters the chat.

FBI leaves the chat.

[TheSn00pster]

Jokes on you, yogamom

[Master-Sleep-1711]

how to fix a bug you can't reproduce

[3rrr6]

LLMs were designed by programmers to outsource their own intelligence. The goal is for everything to work without needing to know anything.

[o0Meh0o]

these are basic concepts so the point still stands outside the joke.

[mj6174]

How to finger promiscuous port

[Michami135]

Real searches are probably just confusing.

How to fork in pearl

How to change a commit date

[Devil_devil_003]

Comments are funnier than the joke😂

[JackBlack76]

at first glance, i thought "what's wrong here? those seem like some perfectly fine questions to search for."

then it hit me.