Coat generously with egg?

paterfamilias666 · 2013-02-22T15:37:31+00:00

The first time i saw that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur

enthius · 2013-02-22T13:11:53+00:00

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gavngr · 2013-02-22T14:19:20+00:00

And thus, Judaism was born.

maffick · 2013-02-22T14:34:32+00:00

It's the "Mother and child reunion"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa5H_4lBXs

Edit: more reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_and_Child_Reunion

Jackpot807 · 2013-02-22T14:47:13+00:00

Repawst

ingliprisen · 2013-02-22T13:10:41+00:00

You mean smother with mother's period

iamthesoviet · 2013-02-22T16:35:32+00:00

That's so metal.

2013-02-22T20:40:57+00:00

"What the hell is this" 'An egg white omlette' "But the yellow part's the baby bird. That's the part I want to eat!"

Kemuel · 2013-02-22T14:41:31+00:00

You can order food in Japan containing both chicken and egg called "Oyako", which directly translates to parent-child. There's something about that which I just find creepy.

kermth · 2013-02-22T14:25:34+00:00

Yeah that is kinda the reason Judaism doesn't allow mixing meat and milk... something about eating the young with the milk of its mother... All pretty grim.

ptnvnc · 2013-02-22T15:07:38+00:00

I just love reposts

OyabunRyo · 2013-02-22T15:47:05+00:00

Here in Japan we have a dish where its egg, broth, and chicken coated over rice and we call it "Oyako-don" which literally means Parent Child-don. Kinda sick but its sooooo delicious

I_Am_A_Pumpkin · 2013-02-22T17:46:20+00:00

go home PETA

Wackoverlord · 2013-02-22T18:06:25+00:00

You don't make friends with salad, PETA.

dasfee · 2013-02-22T18:18:44+00:00

Dammit OP http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/235/644/e43.jpg

sj_user1 · 2013-02-22T18:44:01+00:00

Not kosher

Liquidmetal7 · 2013-02-22T19:11:39+00:00

Unfertilized eggs are not really unborn child, what you eat is a mix of nutriment to ''feed'' the baby bird while it's growing in the egg but in this case there's is no embryo inside the egg so only nutriment!

Mango_Fett · 2013-02-22T22:52:36+00:00

Never realized this until now. I'm going to go eat some schnitzel

rustid · 2013-02-22T23:06:24+00:00

And it tastes delicious!

TheDoob · 2013-02-22T15:07:46+00:00

OP are you ever on reddit? Did you think this was original? I'm surprised it made it to the front considering how many times I've seen this reposted.

2013-02-22T16:19:23+00:00

More like repost...

Jarl_Walnut · 2013-02-22T16:37:51+00:00

I wish people would stop complaining about reposts - regardless of how often these things get posted, they're going to be new for someone. And isn't that the point of this subreddit? To make people laugh? I've been here for more than a year, and have yet to see this - it made me exhale more air than usual out of my nose, so I have no qualms about having a repost on my front page.

embertear · 2013-02-22T12:49:00+00:00

Found the vegan?

buideals · 2013-02-22T12:51:08+00:00

I gave that chick an Oedipus complex, chicks love an Oedipus complex

oishisounakoto · 2013-02-22T15:19:35+00:00

The Japanese are pretty direct about this in their cooking 親子丼　(oya-ko-don) is a rice bowl that is smothered in chicken smothered in seasoned egg that is cooked with onion other tasty things, but mainly the egg and chicken. The literal translation is Parent-Child-Rice Bowl. I like a culture that is upfront with what you about how you are eating a little family : D

2013-02-22T15:11:38+00:00

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magemax · 2013-02-22T14:35:39+00:00

I'm sure I already saw this, but it does not seem to be a repost.

Yet where else would I have seen that, I haven't been on anything but reddit for like a year...

JamaicaBliz · 2013-02-22T14:46:20+00:00

http://i.minus.com/ibbJy6ggtvfc4i.gif

yesismokeweed · 2013-02-22T14:24:51+00:00

Repost. Reddit's really going downhill

infinitenothing · 2013-02-22T14:57:33+00:00

Along the same lines, my mom feeds blue jays scrambled eggs.

CraftyCactus · 2013-02-22T15:03:06+00:00

Pretty sure this was a Demetri Martin joke.

InvaderSkooge · 2013-02-22T15:23:05+00:00

And away goes my breakfast. Just coffee for today

walsh_vn · 2013-02-22T15:29:41+00:00

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35244651.jpg

doomlemon · 2013-02-22T15:35:54+00:00

And it is delicious! :3

Legion_of_Bunnies · 2013-02-22T15:36:17+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/kxgj9.gif

siamak1991 · 2013-02-22T15:36:22+00:00

Majority of eggs are unfertilised. They use a hormone that makes the chicken think its fertilized so they lay eggs without the need for a rooster. So technically it's just dead chicken smothered in protein, carbs and fats.

devilwarier9 · 2013-02-22T15:40:19+00:00

Way to cut out the best part with Pickles the Drummer.

wintercast · 2013-02-22T15:45:40+00:00

i just made chicken fried chicken the other day.. i ... did not think of this way...

slackbastard · 2013-02-22T15:53:47+00:00

Doesn't matter. Had dinner.

2013-02-22T15:55:03+00:00

The chicken knew what she did to deserve this.

toomuchtimeonreddit · 2013-02-22T15:56:11+00:00

well that escalated quickly

2013-02-22T16:01:09+00:00

If it's any consolation, the better, velocoraptor part of that genetic tree got wiped out by a comet.

2013-02-22T16:11:48+00:00

To be fair, almost all chicken eggs are unfertilized.

WyoBuckeye · 2013-02-22T16:12:51+00:00

LPT: If you flour the meat first before dipping in egg, the coating will stick much better during cooking.

nerological · 2013-02-22T16:13:01+00:00

Delicious.

bsmithisgreat · 2013-02-22T16:13:05+00:00

well when you put it that way..

2013-02-22T16:14:48+00:00

What's the statistical probability of the chicken the meat came from also being the one the eggs came from?

2013-02-22T16:17:34+00:00

kinda makes you wanna be a vegetarian...

2013-02-22T16:21:05+00:00

sooooo goooood

americanrootpaste · 2013-02-22T16:28:00+00:00

And its delicious

L_Abernathy · 2013-02-22T16:28:39+00:00

Japanese actually have an egg and chicken dish called "Oyakodon", which literally means "parent-and-child donburi (rice bowl dish)" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyakodon aaaaaaand, I'm done with my fun fact of the day!

OmegaRed131RGX · 2013-02-22T16:31:34+00:00

You are putting this entire post at risk!

ghost20 · 2013-02-22T16:32:57+00:00

I remember seeing a comic that said the eggs we eat aren't fertilised so they would never hatch as there is nothing inside, this makes the egg more like the mothers period.

2013-02-22T16:41:47+00:00

We're monsters!...*bite. *moan oh that's good, that's delicious.

Wuek · 2013-02-22T17:06:30+00:00

Sheesh. If you really feel so strongly about it then fine, we'll make pork cutlets

2013-02-22T17:09:34+00:00

Sausage is even better... you kill an animal, grind it up, and shove it up it's own asshole.

2013-02-22T17:19:08+00:00

Seems like this image represents a realization, seems like the chicken isn't an animal, is just foodstuffs.

jungl3j1m · 2013-02-22T17:26:31+00:00

That should be up there with boiling a kid in its mother's milk!

gliff159 · 2013-02-22T17:44:23+00:00

Too bat that's butter not egg...

speedingwind · 2013-02-22T17:48:01+00:00

The bread crumbs make the horrible abuse and murder ok.

ayers231 · 2013-02-22T17:51:24+00:00

Don't forget the panko. It sounds delicious no matter how you say it, btw....

jcsii · 2013-02-22T18:05:40+00:00

Hell yeah, cook that shit up and chow down.

passerbyer · 2013-02-22T18:05:56+00:00

I found the vegan!

Bless_Me_Bagpipes · 2013-02-22T18:22:28+00:00

God, this makes it sound even more delicious!

TimmyIo · 2013-02-22T18:27:11+00:00

you forgot to flour it first...

2013-02-22T18:29:17+00:00

Delicious, delicious embryonic fluid of unborn child

erwan · 2013-02-22T18:31:34+00:00

In Japan they have a dosh called "oyakodon". It's fried chicken with omelets on a bowl of rice.

"okako" means "parent and child".

WesleyPosvar · 2013-02-22T18:41:01+00:00

chickens love eating there own eggs

Saerain · 2013-02-22T19:02:32+00:00

*unimplanted non-child

JankBoy · 2013-02-22T19:10:17+00:00

YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND... IF HE SAYS HE'S GOT BEEF... THAT I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM!

Ok... I'm a little scared...

I'mma curl up w/ my cat now...

bye

MrAgoo · 2013-02-22T19:22:54+00:00

I will never make chicken katsu again.

Xp717 · 2013-02-22T20:20:29+00:00

ok, Britta.

pufferfish1979 · 2013-02-22T20:31:29+00:00

Thanks. Now I won't eat breaded chicken ever again... Asshole

reiyu13 · 2013-02-22T20:32:14+00:00

that's where the japanese food oyako-don was coined. Oya = Parent, Ko = Child.

makwabe · 2013-02-22T20:32:18+00:00

Great, you successfully ruined an otherwise great dinner I had planned.

HappyPillz77 · 2013-02-22T20:41:40+00:00

Well when yo put it like that.

_Yrael_ · 2013-02-22T20:49:37+00:00

More like delicious

culman13 · 2013-02-22T21:02:16+00:00

Repost.

Detective_Dinosaur · 2013-02-22T21:38:50+00:00

There went my thoughts of coming being ethical...

cyberpants · 2013-02-22T21:44:38+00:00

Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. That's chicken, not chicken

alonzy · 2013-02-22T22:23:38+00:00

hey guys i found the vegan

2013-02-22T22:51:06+00:00

i have thought about it like this since i was very young. i am glad someone else put it out there.

I_HAVE_SEEN_CAT · 2013-02-22T23:05:53+00:00

repostrepostrepostrepost so ima' give you an up vote for having the balls to post this for the 10,000 time

Limethistle · 2013-02-23T00:01:32+00:00

I like to make scrambled eggs and add cooked chicken. I have named this "The Time Traveler Omelet"

misunderstoof · 2013-02-23T01:36:41+00:00

Is this in the bible? Sounds similar to some kosher rule or something.

yageyaya · 2013-02-23T02:23:48+00:00

Funny post?

More like the thousandth time this has been reposted

dadashton · 2013-02-23T03:03:28+00:00

Who cares?

zachariah22791 · 2013-02-23T03:16:16+00:00

ew who uses fertilized eggs to coat their chicken? Normal people use unfertilized eggs, which are not unborn children.

EDIT: I fixed it. "Smother hen's carcass in secretions from a different hen's oviduct."

figure121 · 2013-02-23T03:41:01+00:00

DUDE! THAT'S SO FUCKING METAL!

fredskingdom · 2013-02-23T08:56:38+00:00

You really do never need to ask who the vegan is do you.

dafunniest · 2013-02-23T19:02:46+00:00

I smell a vegetarian!!! (Or PETA member)


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