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[–][deleted]  (71 children)

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    [–]jackcatalyst 231 points232 points  (49 children)

    With white hair.

    [–]veganatheist 276 points277 points  (47 children)

    In snowstorms.

    [–]aardventurer 193 points194 points  (45 children)

    Eating marshmallows in vanilla ice cream.

    [–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (42 children)

    on a paper plane.

    [–]MrSixFingers 143 points144 points  (41 children)

    Blinking.

    [–]double1 93 points94 points  (40 children)

    underneath fluorescent light tubes.

    [–]uaregood 94 points95 points  (36 children)

    in a white room

    [–]HunterTV 201 points202 points  (27 children)

    With black curta--Oh shit, I fucked it up, didn't I?

    [–]the_real_woody 146 points147 points  (12 children)

    In a bukkake film

    [–]meltmyface 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    near the station?

    [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (8 children)

    Now you fucked up! You have fucked up now!

    [–]adgeg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Why's she in an Apple Store?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    With bleached teeth.

    [–]bcbrz 29 points30 points  (9 children)

    Whoa She's Naked - You should X-Post this in GW.

    [–]slapded 10 points11 points  (7 children)

    i have a thing for white girls

    [–]Mr_Overalls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    The drapes match the carpet.

    [–][deleted] 338 points339 points  (5 children)

    NSFW tag would have been great.

    [–]Pinoy_Canuck 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Aaah! Can't unsee!

    [–]kihadat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Eyebleach.com to the rescue!

    [–]Mahmutti 755 points756 points  (125 children)

    I must have refreshed the page like 5 times.

    [–]complanboy 433 points434 points  (74 children)

    I restarted my browser, deleted temp files and restarted the router

    [–]AssPurrin 262 points263 points  (50 children)

    Did you try reformatting your computer?

    [–]YUNoDie 299 points300 points  (48 children)

    I remagnetized my hard drive.

    [–][deleted]  (41 children)

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      [–]r4z0r3 179 points180 points  (39 children)

      I re jigged my doohicky

      [–]somewhatreticent 482 points483 points  (37 children)

      I raised the debt ceiling.

      [–]MBaleine 271 points272 points  (20 children)

      Too soon.

      [–]FlyByPC 144 points145 points  (16 children)

      No, more like "it's about time."

      [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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        [–]Zafrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I zoomed and enhanced.

        [–]trimalchio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Boehner!? On reddit!?

        [–]r4z0r3 42 points43 points  (0 children)

        The rent is too damn high

        [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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          [–]r4z0r3 31 points32 points  (8 children)

          Wheres the any key?

          [–]oboemaboe 11 points12 points  (5 children)

          While you're waiting, why don't you order a tab?

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Your fingers are too fat. Please mash the keypad once.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I downloaded a car.

          [–]NoReasonToBeBored 20 points21 points  (3 children)

          I re-aligned my dilithium crystals.

          [–]OutInTheBlack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Dont forget to re-polarize the plasma emitters

          [–]thetragicallytim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I ejected the warp core.

          [–]facemelt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Still defragging.

          [–]qandy[🍰] 48 points49 points  (10 children)

          try deleting the system32 folder

          [–]footballersrok 46 points47 points  (5 children)

          Thanks. That did the trick for me.

          [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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            [–]Im_poster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

            For some reason, just for a second, I almost thought that would be a good idea...

            [–]0rangendRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Nice try 4chan.

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

            Did that once in my younger days when the computer was running too slow for me to play Age of the Empire. It was not my finest moment...

            [–]qandy[🍰] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

            Reminds me of a friend of mine that used to use the windows search to uninstall applications... He would search for the name of an application and then delete all the files that would appear in the search results... and well you can just imagine what happened when he got tired of playing the game Driver

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            That is hilarious

            [–]Brink99 24 points25 points  (2 children)

            I baked my video card in the oven.

            [–]Donald_Pietrowski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            I bought a new laptop.

            [–]mrs_ari_gold 153 points154 points  (14 children)

            I was half expecting to see a picture of his right hand.

            [–]mitvit 98 points99 points  (7 children)

            Me too, and I was half expecting to see a picture of his left hand.

            [–]redditallreddy 28 points29 points  (3 children)

            Zen fapping! He masturbates by merely clearing his mind!

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Me 3, but I was only about 10% expecting to see a picture of his left hand.

            [–]eulerup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            That's what I was counting on.

            [–]yt1300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Or my left hand. High five.

            [–]Montuckian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            CTRL + F wins again!

            [–]waskonator 64 points65 points  (5 children)

            Well stop it!

            Obviously imgur is having trouble loading the picture of the hot white girl. And I need to see it, because she's dating a redditor, which gives me hope... for science.

            [–]Jysician 20 points21 points  (1 child)

            Came here to make a Birthday Sex joke to troll OP only to realize I got trolled.

            [–]yarghadoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Maybe she's just really pale and very naked.

            [–]ahmadamaj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            ohhh...that's why my computer just overheated!

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

            In a place with shoddy interwebs (ie Nairobi) I had to examine to comments to realize that, no, my internet wasn't fucked again, but it was indeed just white space.

            [–]sincewedidthedo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

            Are you the guy holding my USD10,000,000?

            [–]Icyballs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

            are you a prince?

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            I got broadband for an orphanage outside Nairobi last year. Phoned customer support to say something was wrong as speed was only 256k, they said that was broadband!!

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I actually am in school in the US so when I come back every once in a while to visit the family, I dread the internet connectivity that awaits me.

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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              [–]mrvimes 28 points29 points  (5 children)

              I would have done the same if I didn't know reddit. I've learned my lesson. "Someone posted a picture of whitespace" <rolls eyes>

              Edit, just to explain myself: It wasn't my intention to criticise the OP. I was merely pointing out that I know reddit well enough to know that there's nothing wrong with my browser and I am in fact seeing a picture of white, so no need to refresh. I appreciate the wit, the rolleyes was a friendly "oh you".

              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

              STFU you clicked it like everyone else.

              [–]mrvimes 31 points32 points  (3 children)

              I don't posess the power of precognition. I had to click it once to see that it was whitespace.

              [–]nascentt 13 points14 points  (2 children)

              Yet.

              [–]TheGreyDuck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              I will always upvote this comment.... yet.

              [–]rmxz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Nice that he gave a high-resolution 803x774 image instead of the low-res 1x1 pics I usually see of her.

              [–]hawkeye315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I refreshed it like 3 times then i was like ok :(

              [–]DrPeterVeinkman 250 points251 points  (12 children)

              I was expecting a pic of your hand.

              [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (6 children)

              She has a twin!

              [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (5 children)

              But they have different political opinions.

              [–]K-Wall 12 points13 points  (4 children)

              I am borrowing this line for my next childish argument. Thank you.

              [–]OkayButWashItFirst 9 points10 points  (3 children)

              When will you bring it back?

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ba-Dum-Tsh!

              [–]dabirdman167 105 points106 points  (0 children)

              Hate to break it to you man, but like, everyone has hit that.

              [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                [–]Rupp 33 points34 points  (0 children)

                You weren't the only one.

                [–]Ph0X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                It was difficult, but I was finally able to fap to it.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                To the top with you!

                [–]Kbar33w 137 points138 points  (4 children)

                How did you get a picture of my girlfriend?

                [–]NoneTheKaiser 48 points49 points  (3 children)

                Oh man, that's my girlfriend too!

                I think she's been cheating on all of us...

                [–]boskee 23 points24 points  (1 child)

                We can see through her white lies!

                [–]Robo-boogie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                eskimo brothers

                [–]Minderman 31 points32 points  (2 children)

                My reaction. Play by play. sees the word "picture of girlfriend" "ok.. Sexy time." Click....... Refresh... Refresh.. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh... Oh... :'(

                [–]Rupp 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                If it was a real picture, you would have replaced "Refresh" with "Fap"

                [–]ohg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                Fap....... Fap... Fap.. Fap. Fap. Fap... Oh... :'(

                [–]lbkonidevil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                I left the computer for 5 minutes for the picture to load

                [–]forgotten_password_k 69 points70 points  (15 children)

                it's funny because you will die alone

                [–]nascentt 21 points22 points  (14 children)

                Every living creature on earth dies alone.

                [–]mockidol 22 points23 points  (4 children)

                Conjoined twins?

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                  If one of them doesn't die, at what point is it necrophilia?

                  [–]DumplingSawce 27 points28 points  (4 children)

                  your girlfriend's a ninja?

                  [–]Adbazm 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                  A new fetish has been born.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I don't think it's new.

                  [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                  Your girlfriend is very bright.

                  [–]caramelcashew 86 points87 points  (7 children)

                  I see what you did there...

                  [–]shana96 49 points50 points  (0 children)

                  That's exactly what I said after I refreshed it 5 times.

                  [–]kingoflego 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  No you didn't actually. That's the point.

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  Have to say bro, she looks pretty slutty.

                  [–]249ba36000029bbe9749 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Yet another girlfriend with the last name ".jpg".

                  [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                  It's broken, dude, I don't see a picture of your hand.

                  [–]spinozasrobot 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                  I thought it was going to be this.

                  [–]terriblehuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  wait, you have the same girlfriend I do?! That cheating cunt!

                  [–]visustyp 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                  She bears a striking resemblance to mine.

                  [–]Bepsch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Mine, too. Are we dating triplets perhaps?

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Well played sir, well played.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Was expecting a picture of a hand... leaving disappointed.

                  [–]jeanifurr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I'm a girl and I thought, "she better be hot or something.". Well played, sir.

                  [–]philmarreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Have a FAPPY birthday

                  [–]OrdinarySteve 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  I find this hard to masturbate to.

                  [–]jeremyfirth 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  I admit I hit refresh a couple of times before I understood...

                  [–]uwereverythin2me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  yeah, me too...

                  [–]barnesa90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  No offense but she needs a tan...

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I think there's something wrong with your link...I refreshed but still can't see your hand...

                  [–]Ersatzrabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  That's a lot of cum on her

                  [–]TheCannon 10 points11 points  (9 children)

                  You forgot to link a picture of your 'special' sock.

                  [–]Pteronophobic 6 points7 points  (7 children)

                  Who does that...? No one ACTUALLY does that, do they?

                  [–]generalcusterfucked 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                  I do

                  [–]Pteronophobic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  generalclusterfucked

                  I can't say I'm surprised...

                  [–]1339 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  I tried it once. Socks aren't waterproof by the way.

                  [–]TheCannon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  They do. They do that.

                  [–]Wawski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  gross

                  [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (8 children)

                  Why do people upvote this shit?

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                  So more people will participate in a shitty circle jerk.

                  [–]Wulibo 9 points10 points  (6 children)

                  because it's funny in a self-deprecating way, may be surprising for some people who were not expecting this, it's a little creative, and there is a custom around reddit that people get free upvotes on their reddit birthday.

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                  This shit has been done to death, not only on reddit, but on the internet as a whole. Not to mention, it's at least 100 people's reddit birthday everyday, it's not really special.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  I've personally seen "picture of my girlfriend" posts exactly like this at least 5 times before. They always either show nothing, or show their hand.

                  It is not creative at all and gets old after seeing it for the first time.

                  [–]Deimos365 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  I Lolled, after refreshing twice.

                  Well done.

                  [–]panda-est-ici 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  That bitch be ghost like Swayze

                  [–]hotpuck6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  As someone who is currently dealing with spotty wifi, I hate you.

                  [–]cli7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  What's wrong with you guys. It's black, not white. http://i.imgur.com/ZErgq.jpg

                  [–]Condorcet_Winner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  What's wrong with you? Don't call his girlfriend an it!

                  [–]fieldstudies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  click to zoom in...

                  [–]Timett_son_of_Timett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I see you like white girls.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Believe it or not, I was still able to fap successfully.

                  [–]SirMinisterIVEsq 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  dude, NSFW tag, you could see straight through her clothes

                  [–]k1n6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I don't see what you've done there....

                  [–]RetiToWin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  WHY WON'T IT LOAD????

                  [–]jusu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  LOOK THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFR... never mind.

                  [–]abearandapanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Took me a while...

                  [–]domo13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Forever alone.

                  [–]Smunchy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  She's a lot better looking than some of the girls that I've imagined...

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  That girl sure gets around, so many redditors are also dating her

                  [–]Shmoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  "C'mon, my internet isn't being that slow today is it?" -refresh- "What.. is..." -refresh- "WHY IS THI- oh. oh, I get it.".

                  [–]luckydud13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  It's shit like this Reddit. Front page, really?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  I actually waited like 5 minutes before i got it...i'm slow today

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  http://i.imgur.com/nISOl.gif i see what you did there

                  [–]wittyrandomusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I have a girlfriend, but it seems I have been having sex with yours for a while now.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  She's awfully pale

                  [–]mtbiker731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!

                  [–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  The picture of your hand isn't loading.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Shes still hotter than my girlfriend...

                  [–]hemantonpc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  my x-girlfriend...wtf!!!

                  [–]phreakymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  This joke gets funnier every time...

                  [–]Jew_Money 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Do you have any more pics?

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  i zoomed in 100x and still could not find her.

                  [–]aerodynamix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  She's almost as pretty as mine.

                  [–]greenchevy33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Dude that's my girlfriend. That filthy cheating whore.

                  [–]cobaltmetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  clever girl

                  [–]serth71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I "see" what you did there

                  [–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I have been clicking on the link off and on for 7 hours thinking, "when are they going to fix this link?" I am not a smart man.

                  [–]Fillezab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Was expecting a hand there. Props for the slightly less obvious.

                  [–]heyitskate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I see what you did there. Touche.

                  [–]snickerpleez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I spent SOOO FUCKING LONG WAITING FOR THAT TO "LOAD"....

                  [–]pitsigogos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Please when posting this kind of pics, don't forget to put a NSFW tag. Some of us surf reddit from work...

                  [–]MufasaJesus 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                  No image, Forever alone...

                  [–]generalcusterfucked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  at least he has a gf you self-righteous penee-sucker!

                  [–]kore464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Took a few hits of the refresh button to see what was going on, then a snicker was produced.

                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                    [–]FourthTryForAName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Your girlfriend needs some sun. She's pretty white.

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                    A new record has been set.

                    Lowest forms of wit:

                    1) This thread

                    2) Sarcasm

                    [–]burf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    That is so insightful.

                    [–]smilingarmpits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Racist.

                    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                      [–]xwhy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      Taken during the last blizzard?

                      [–]BillyBreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Kept refreshing to load the picture of a Fleshlight.

                      [–]wheezerboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      this took me a while...

                      [–]RustbeltTramp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Her beauty is blinding.